Haha, allright,.. So i'm sitting home and eating, and guess what comes to my door? JAHOVA WITNESSES!!!
LMFAO!!!

There were 2 Ladies, they were just sPeaking their Jibber Jabber about God... like they talked to this Person over my house who visited for about 2 weeks, and that Person said "Ok sure, you can come over and give us some books", because she didn't know any better.

But now she wasn't here, so the Jahova Witnesses started talking to me.. While they were talking to me about "believeing in god", I just said "Wait a second, read my shirt real quick".. and I was wearing a Shirt that says "There's is no God" and has uPside-down crosses on it..
The Ladies felt STUPID!!!
HAHAHA!!
But they still tried to make me believe in Jesus and im like "Uhh.. my family believes in a different Religion, so I don't think they're gonna believe in Jesus", and the lady was like "Yeah, I talk to that lady on the Phone and she said the same thing, but I feel that if you read these books, you'll have a different oPinion"..!

WHY THE FUXK WOULD SOMEONE WANT SOMEONE ELSE TO COMPLETELY FORGET ABOUT THEIR RELIGION AND BELIEVE IN A DIFFERENT ONE!?!?!?








( I'm sorry I just found it really funny, and i'm sure I could've Put my Post in different/better words, but I just can't think, it's too funny.. HAHAHAHA!! The bitches tried to make me Believe in THEIR god, when I don't believe in MINE! )

no offense but i dont see anything hilarious in it ???

in these troubled times where all else failed, ppl tend to lean on their faith/beliefs

im a christian, theres nothing wrong with my religion nor i find anything hilarious in it :sarcasm:

lol im a muslim
its kinda funny :laughlong:

u don't belive in god? damn u going 2 hell

[quote:post_uid11="PSYCHO"]lol im a muslim
its kinda funny :laughlong:[/quote:post_uid11]
whats so funny about been muslim..???

u never get anything =(
the story he told was kinda funny :)

Well it was funny because the stuPid brauds tried to make me believe in God and my family to stoP believe in THEIR god and Believe in Jesus..

That's Plain out funny and stuPid..



But 2 things, Faith isn't ANYTHING but your feelings inside, and Hell is made-uP!!!

[quote:post_uid0="streetpower$$"][quote:post_uid0="PSYCHO"]lol im a muslim
its kinda funny :laughlong:[/quote]
whats so funny about been muslim..???[/quote]
Ya I am a muslim too.

[quote:post_uid0="Toon-Ryu"][quote:post_uid0="streetpower$$"][quote:post_uid0="PSYCHO"]lol im a muslim
its kinda funny :laughlong:[/quote]
whats so funny about been muslim..???[/quote]
Ya I am a muslim too.[/quote]
really ?
where u life :)

Well I was born in Pakistan but I moved to Canada so I know live in Canada.

i dont think thats funny verymutch asshole....lol

[quote:post_uid2="darkFlash88"]i dont think thats funny verymutch asshole....lol[/quote:post_uid2]
hahah....lol.. :laugh: sorry asshole but ur name all ways crack me up...lol :)

Well it'd been HILARIOUS if you were here.. you shoulda just heard the stuPid broads trying to make me believe in something that's not there!!!
And esPecially something that's NOT my religion!

And it'd also been funny to ya if you looked at God my way.

[quote:post_uid0="Toon-Ryu"][quote:post_uid0="streetpower$$"][quote:post_uid0="PSYCHO"]lol im a muslim
its kinda funny :laughlong:[/quote]
whats so funny about been muslim..???[/quote]
Ya I am a muslim too.[/quote]
Terrorists... :angry: l



:)

Italy, don't say that man...
That's just stuPid, thou I know you were joking.

I wasnt joking...lol

im muslim to ass :D

I'm a Sikh, but I just don't believe in Religion, BUT iI don't like being called an Athiest.

im not religious and i dont know what a sikh is...i think religion is stupid =/

Well a Sikh is from Punjab, India, mostly..

Like back in the Day, we(Punjabis) were used by Hindus to fight against Muslims... Then like aftre many many years, Punjabis just fought against Hindus(Indians) and just created their Own religion..

A Sikh actually means that you don't follow/believe God or anything...

But you know, Time changes ever6ything, it became a religion.
STUPID is what I call it..
I don't believe in GOD, god damnit!

even tho i am a christian... i don't belive in a simple god. like the old times, i believe there are gods for about everything !

but even that is a litle confusing for me. so i prefer say that i don't belive in anything unless i see it for myself !

people has been saying that never believing leads to hell...
but i say to them that if i was beliveing in a certain god and then when i die, and i was wrong all my life, then i would still be going to hell for not beliving the good thing !

conclusion... i don't belive unless i seen it for my eyes. if i'm wrong then so be it.

as for those changing religion type of person... the best thing to say is go against them in a big discussion.

example:
my father welcomed two person that were stopping door by door to make people go into their religions. my father welcomed them, then he brought his bible around the table, and started talking with them about his religion, they were saying a lot of things there, but my father always had something better to say.

in the end, they were all confused as to why they were in there religion !
funny, we never had any of those ever after !
:biggrin:

Yeah, Karma your Post is exactly what I am...
( I think I shoulda said "Your Post reflects my life", but I'm not sure if REFLECTS is the right word.. ;] )

oh no! not Jahova witnesses *locks the doors* damn them, i dont even believe in JEVUS :laughlong:

Hahaha, you mean HE-SOOS?

.... Christians still go around the block and knocking at people's door to believe Jesus, THEY'RE SO OUTDATED!!! I thought nowadays Christians use telephones...

and get easily hangned over ?
no way, its better going in person, its harder to close the door to someone in front of you compared to the telephone where all we can do is hang it on !

[quote:post_uid0="SSJKarma"]conclusion... i don't belive unless i seen it for my eyes. if i'm wrong then so be it.[/quote]
what about WIND?
you dont see it but you can feel its presence when its there
unless youre too callous to notice the simple beauties of your surroundings ???

[quote:post_uid0="iTALY"]I wasnt joking...lol

im muslim to ass :D[/quote]
ur a muslim.... :shocked:

damn i knew dat agez ago..he calls himself italy coz he was born there...but he has iranian blood and heritage he lives in america..i think..

I believe this is an athiest joke....

Christians are told never to give up even if you're a disbeliever.

So whatever.....to bad they waste there time though...but it's never a waste of time when Jesus is involved....umm let's avoid religion in this forum

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[quote:post_uid0="Lightbringer"].... Christians still go around the block and knocking at people's door to believe Jesus, THEY'RE SO OUTDATED!!! I thought nowadays Christians use telephones...[/quote]
Don't be stupid, Jehova Witnesses are weird, their rules and all are stupid. They're a difference between them and just simple Christians..

People like asshole get led astray by these people.. they think that Christians are a bunch of people that always dress nicely, act proper, go to church all the time, and can't have fun or anything like other people do..

Crazy.. I'm a Christian.. Am I like that? No....

But yeah, it's funny how you say they said all that stuff without noticing your shirt :laughlong:

[quote:post_uid0="SSJKarma"]even tho i am a christian... i don't belive in a simple god. like the old times, i believe there are gods for about everything !

but even that is a litle confusing for me. so i prefer say that i don't belive in anything unless i see it for myself !

people has been saying that never believing leads to hell...
but i say to them that if i was beliveing in a certain god and then when i die, and i was wrong all my life, then i would still be going to hell for not beliving the good thing !

conclusion... i don't belive unless i seen it for my eyes. if i'm wrong then so be it.

as for those changing religion type of person... the best thing to say is go against them in a big discussion.

example:
my father welcomed two person that were stopping door by door to make people go into their religions. my father welcomed them, then he brought his bible around the table, and started talking with them about his religion, they were saying a lot of things there, but my father always had something better to say.

in the end, they were all confused as to why they were in there religion !
funny, we never had any of those ever after !
:biggrin:[/quote]
Damn i completly agree.....

So blood do u believe in aliens, flying cows, or people with superpowers?

If a Jehova's Witness comes to your door, just say, "The power of Christ compells thee!"
That'll just weird'em out . . . 'cause you know . . . yeah.

Oh, and I'm a Christian too. :buttrock:

ScorP, I don't think Christians have no life, ya monkey doodle... I have a LOT of Christian Friends!

But it's just funny when stupid bitches come to your door and try to make you forget about YOUR religion, and learn about theirs!
I even told them that I don't believe in Religion, they STILL tried to make me believe in that shlt!
Fuxk that shlt.. it was funny, now it's pissing me off!


This haPPened last year too, this lady came to my house EVERY month.. to check uP if I believed in Jesus, and when Ii said "No." she said "Well here are mroe books, I hoPe you find "GOD" in this"...
PISS OFF!

holy fxck!!!! Now I understand assholes feeling, those bitches were sickening, me and my friends were there walking home in a mall, suddenly some wierdos ask us where the hell is mcdonald, i was like dubya tee eff, then I look at their shirt and says Christian, and I was pissed off, they tried to bribe the 4 of us, but one of them had to go to some place to review his homework, and then left the 3 of us, they wasted like 20 minutes on us in the mall, then the girls of our class suddenly comes down the escalator and looked at us amazingly, and one lame slut starting laughing like a mofo, it was so lame, and the girl(in university)which talked to me was trying so hard to get me believe god, but at the end, she felt like a dumbass... she felt embarrased, I just pissed her off. believe god, no, need blessing? no... I trust myself, I'm independent, so go away please, in her bitching face

lol,

i hate it when jahovas witnesses come to my door. i just want to tell them to shove it.... :biggrin:

they're so gay they do anything to make you believe in the only lame one(jesus) pfft, one time me and my friend met one, we walked like 2 kilometres to another district, that guy just followed us all the way! talking wierd things about Jesus... I do read the bible, I actually retorted him, he probably felt stupid, but I read the bible because I think the content is pretty stupid and funny... and has a little adult content lol

Light, I feel your Pain man, the stuPid bitches just waste THEIR and MY time.
But I STILL don't get why they want one Person to FORGET about THEIR-OWN Religion, and believe in a different one..

Yea theyve came to my door plenty of times, but they were young man. Coll dudes. I just listen to what they had to say and when they were done I was like. '' I get what ya trying to do but im sticking with my relig''. They were like ''Alright Cool''

you can pretend to trust in god.... I mean fighting with some outlaws you can use god as your shield, wearing the cross on your neck lol

X-icer, the bitches didn't do the same to me..
I said my families gonna stick to their religion, and the ladies were like "Oh well, just give them these books, maybe they'll change their minds"...

FUXK OFF!!