Alright,I Like To Hang Out With My Freinds And Do This Cause We Get Bored.

Ill Start Off.

You Momma So fat When She Turned Around A Year Past.

Remember Dont Use This Topic To Insult People In The Forum Thx.

Ok Another To Get Yall Started.

Your Momma So Poor I Saw Her Puting Penese In A Machine I Said What Are You Doing And She Said Paying The Rent.

ur gettin the mama jokes from askjeeves.com


be creative

do you see that windy valley ?
then get your head off your ass !

You finally made a topic I can't post effectively in. Congratulations.

i don't get this guy's saying

yo mamma's so fat that when she backs up she beeps :laugh:

yo mama is so stupid when, somebody said it was chilly outside she ran out the house with a bowl.

Your momma is fat when she wants a shower we take her to the car wash.

Your momma is so ugly she breaks area codes with here face.

Your mom's is so dumb she asked how many licks it takes to get to the tosstie roll center of a BUBBLE GUM blow pop.she said...1...2...3..*crunch* 3.(Her fat arse.lol)

I won't post here again I was angry when I did that.

lets try this:

girl: u know i look pretty.
boy: to what a buffalo? richard simones woludnt marry u.

Your Momma So Poor When You Stood On A Milk Cartin She Said Get Off The Family Vehicle.

[color=blue:post_uid2]Your mom is so fat that.

When she stepped on the scale it said to be continued???!!!!

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erm :withstupid:

yo momma so bad at cooking. we say da grace after da meal.

yo mama so fat:

she makes earthquakes that topples building when she tip-toes.

your moma so fat, that when she jumped out from the 20th floor, she created a volcano down on the road !

yo momma so fat, after sex, i roll over twice, and i'm still on the b!tch

your mama so fat, that when she try to suicide by hang up, the rope broke !