post all ur yo momma jokes

u momma so skinny she hoola hoops with cherois
yo mommas so fat when she jumped in the air she got stuck
yo mommas so ugly her halloween costume (which is herself) was a best seller.
yo mommas so dumb she got stuck in a grocery store and died of hunger,washroom and peed herself, in her house and got homesick.

thats all i got post urs now.

errr... ok.... i think this is a bad topic.... cough close cough cough

dis poop dum

lol any1 could just go in the internet and get some. :biggrin:

[quote:post_uid0="coolplayer2K2"]post all ur yo momma jokes

u momma so skinny she hoola hoops with cherois
yo mommas so fat when she jumped in the air she got stuck
yo mommas so ugly her halloween costume (which is herself) was a best seller.
yo mommas so dumb she got stuck in a grocery store and died of hunger,washroom and peed herself, in her house and got homesick.

thats all i got post urs now.[/quote]
1.Those Jokes All Over The Internet F00l Eg "Your Mama So Fat When God Said Let Their Be Light It Ment !MOVE YA ASS OUTA DAY WAY!"
2.Most Them Jokes Not Really Funny
3. Get A Life!

Remember That Well Espeically 3rd Part ;)

as in make ur own.

[quote:post_uid0="coolplayer2K2"]as in make ur own.[/quote]
Yeh U Could Say That !"Make Ya Own"! No Need To Use The Net Coz I Just Find That Pathetic.

Who cares people its all fun and games.

Yo momma so old her socail securitey number is one :biggrin:

HAHHAHA nice one dg finally someone agrees with me

yo mama is so old she owe jesus 50 cents

yo m so dumb they said it was chilly outside she went and got a boul

lol you made this a while back



yo mommas teeth so yellow she put the sun outta business

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HAHa lol nice joke and ya i did make it long time ago

yo mommas so dum when she went to zellers she asked how much the clothes cost. The seller said 5 dollars then she said AWW but i only have 10 dollars

Erm...

Your mama's so ugly, when she looked out the window she was arrested for mooning the public.

Your mama's so white, Micheal Jackson was found sleeping with her.

Your dad's so dumb, he mistaken a Fruit Loop for a condom.

your mamma's feet smell so bad:

she threw her socks in the hall and all the paint fell off the wall

she threw her socks in the sky...superman refused to fly

she put her socks on the fence...the mailman hasnt been back since

she put them on the bed...that's why your daddy is dead

[quote:post_uid0="Iplay2win"]your mamma's feet smell so bad:

she threw her socks in the hall and all the paint fell off the wall

she threw her socks in the sky...superman refused to fly

she put her socks on the fence...the mailman hasnt been back since

she put them on the bed...that's why your daddy is dead[/quote]
lol funny.

Yo momma so ugly....

Blah, shes just ugly... o 0

yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she walked into church, ery1 started singing "LET IT SHINE, LET IT SHINE, LET IT SHINE"

yo momma's butt so big, she got arrested at the airport for having 10 pounds of crack.

w00t

yo mommas teeth so yellow sean paul went up to her and said just gimme da liggght!

your moma so fat, she put on a yellow dress and everyone yelled 'TAXI!'

your moma ears so big.....she...she can fly home on a windy day.

your moma so fat, she like that rover on mars; wakes up, rolls off a platform, moves 10 feet and call it a day.

ur moms so dumb she throw a roc on the floor and miss :D

[quote:post_uid0="azncat"]errr... ok.... i think this is a bad topic.... cough close cough cough[/quote]
ok i have some
i toguht your mama the runnin man and i havnt seen her since
ya mama bout hanburger helper and she said wheres the helper
on ya mamas job aplacation under edicatin it said hooked on phonix

yo mamma so fat when she went to school, she sat next to everybody! :laughlong:

your momma so dumb she got hit by a parked car

I don't think this topic need's to be open this topic need's to be closed right now :biggrin:.

my god u idiot its just sum jokes not like we mean it.

yo mommas so dum she tripped on a cordless phone.

your mamma's feet smell so bad



she put her socks on the floor...and all the roaches moved next door

all yalls mommas is so fat when she go to the zoo, the elephants throw her peanuts

your mums so dumb he sat on the tv and watched the couch all day :D :p

Your momz so fat she can sell her shadow.... ;)

yo mommas so ugly she goes trick or treating n the phone
yo mommas so ugly George bush changed halloween to her birthday.

[quote:post_uid0="coolplayer2K2"]yo mommas so ugly she goes trick or treating n the phone
yo mommas so ugly George bush changed halloween to her birthday.[/quote]
lol that was funny that goerge bush thing i will com up with more jokes

shes so fat she can sell shade 2 for 1$