post what u think the lamest stupidist gayest /Voobiest excuse for loosing is.

im guilty of: "you won cuz of lag"

and i hear alot of: "man, you used cheats"

post ur lame excuses that u use and hear

oh yea i messed up the title so don't flame me for it

"GG" when you actually whooped the guy ass easily !

but at one time i heard a guy calling me a cheapos because i use the perks against him !

he was saying:"you won cause you're a VIP !"
i actually never used the perks themselves for the whole fight, i was EVIL RYU yes, but the only move i did was that air shinkuu ! nothing much about it if you ask me, but the guy still said i won cause i was a VIP !

like it matters to be one or not !

u keep jumpin , ur cheap

you got lucky

when u beat him like 3 times

"you lag alot" when i have T1 ???

My "Excuses":
" Yer full of lag! "
( Everyone knows or SHOULD know that I gots a $hitty comP. and have the Worst Lag! )
" You like Hadoukens or something? "
( You know when some Player beats the hell outta you by doing Hadoukens over n over, you can't even Pull off a suPer! )
And...
" I lost cuz I suck! "
( Yeah, I suck NOW! )

( Those aren't exactly EXCUSES and aren't LAME, but hey, that's what I say when I lose... so you know! )


Others Excuses:
" Yer too fast! "
" I dunno how to Play! "
" I just started to Play this Game! "
" You just fought my brother, now fight me. " And after I beat them.. " You fought him again! "
" You aren't good, I just forgot to Adjust my keys! "
" My guy froze during the WHOLE game! "
( Sure bud, that's why you were fighting back.. )
" You are laggy. "
( Well, I admit everyone's lagged so that's not THAt bad of an excuse! )
" You are too cheaP! "
( Sure..... )

And by some vets: " This new version sux man, remember back when I used to beat you easily? "
" You won cuz yer a ViP! "
" You cheat, you know codes! "

And many more, that I just don't feel like tyPing..
But I once heard the LAMEST EXCUSE, I just can't think of it right about now!

u won cause ur a vip!....(u lost cause ur not a vip then.BECOME ONE DUMBASS!)

this version sux (last couple ago was laggy as hell)

they say u suck...then in the chat they say they beat me....in the chat they say im a noob i beat them then this happens...

The phone ringed. Another one "I had to go cut the lamp off."
dubya tee eff :shocked:

"My tv caught on fire" :shocked:

"you got vip perks"

"you only won cause i suck"

:shocked:

Some I have heard.."that wasnt me playing, it was my lil bro" or "You only won because I had to close some pop ups".

What?!?! This isn't a porn site?! And I was only using one hand to play!

Sorry, I was too hooked up on seeing Chunli *bump* *bump*

I had to take a crap

My phone was ringing

I was beating the meat, yeah the meat in the pan!

im just new, cant you be lenient?
your good...
youre a lagger!
whats your processor?
you cheap!
no fair!
hey, im having sex! :biggrin:

when peeps lose 2 me...

................. some do that
lots of wt peeps.... stuff like ..."sents gay" so i say u got beat by a piece of tin.

no1 ever says lag...cause i dont.

[quote:post_uid0="TarkanX"]My phone was ringing[/quote]
Hey..
The Phone one, that can actually haPPen, cuz at my house, I get a LOT of Phone calls, you'd be surPrised, it's like working for a comPany or something.. too many Phone calls!

Infact, I lost to Evilforce last nigth because my Phone rang, and when I saw the Caller ID, I HAD to Pick it uP!

if i beat some 1 over and over this is what they say
oh man i lost
gg
remtch
ok

play again and i win

lagger
oh how nice
rematch?
no
y
u to easy
i swear i beat u
ok

play again and i win

u cheater!!!
y?
i was on the phone
sure u was
u have a stupid name
whats wrong with LiquidSnake78???
it's stupid
u mean like u???

play again and i stil win,

cheater
now y?
i was at the door
damn stay at the computer
ok

play again and i win,

cheater
why now!?!?
i didnt want ryu, and i was on a nother website
what website??
ummm, i forget...
???

long story and its true....

You know, it can still be a Good Game if you lose. YOu don't just say it when you win. Say'n GG when you lose is like . . . GOOD "sportsmanship."

lmso, the "you use cheats!" is so friggin hilarious . . . there ARE NO cheats! Hah . . . some of these are pathetic.

LOL people dont make up excuses when they fight me cuz i always lose :( At least my son, asshole, got some good ones :)lol


Wait i always get one..its always from the same person i always beat...
PiP's excuse.....:

I swear you are the biggest lagger in the game

[quote:post_uid0="iTALY"]LOL people dont make up excuses when they fight me cuz i always lose :([/quote]
Same here . . . ???

Daddy(iTALY), first time we fought, I won, 2nd time you did... So we're like half-n-half, now we need to have a 3rd match to decide who the REAL father is!


( And yes, I HAD to say DADDY, that was a Promise! )

[quote:post_uid0="asshole"]Daddy(iTALY), first time we fought, I won, 2nd time you did... So we're like half-n-half, now we need to have a 3rd match to decide who the REAL father is!


( And yes, I HAD to say DADDY, that was a Promise! )[/quote]
lol...were both each others dads...thats pretty weird

Thiz is one of my best excuses "I watching MeXiCo make a goal vs italy"

I have herd diz once

"My mom said she was gonna hit me,could you please let me win" :shocked:

[quote:post_uid0="XxEl_PeCaDoRxX"]Thiz is one of my best excuses "I watching MeXiCo make a goal vs italy"

I have herd diz once

"My mom said she was gonna hit me,could you please let me win" :shocked:[/quote]
italy ownz mexico...u dam wannabe mexican

lol who said ur last excuse i gotta use that

diz dude named daffyduck told me haahhaha.

i am mexican :D

hey...
i gotta say that sometimes people are going really down !

like that guy...

HIM:"you didn't told me you were a vip !"
ME:"does it matter ?"
HIM:"can you let me win this time, for practice ?"
ME:"for practice, just try to beat me normally !"
*does a rematch*
*after the rematch*
HIM:"can you give me your PASSWORD !"
HIM:"in exchange i'll make your rank up by playing on your account !"
ME:"gotta go now, see ya later !"
*ends game*

man, how low can someone be, i mean that i completely beated the guy almost perfect in rounds and there was 4 (two matches) of them ! how could he make my rank up in a case like that ?

again, how low can people get !

BTW...
yes i am a vip but the only moves i use are those normal moves + perhaps E-RYU JUMPING SUPER !
didn't even used RD against that guy !

ur so full of urself lol jks ...

dont u hate it when people diss u and then ask for a rematch

a common excuse is the lag :D

[quote:post_uid0="machine1"]a common excuse is the lag :D[/quote]
i think we figured that out by now. :laughlong: :laughlong: :laugh: :laughlong: :laughlong:

[quote:post_uid0="iTALY"]lol...were both each others dads...thats pretty weird[/quote]
whats really wierd, is that somehow these ppl kept marrying each other and stuff, i never figured out how it works and all, but somehow dis dude became his own grandpa... its true and dont ask how they did this. there was some REALLY wierd ppl gettin hitched in the middle though

[quote:post_uid0="Panda_Man"][quote:post_uid0="iTALY"]lol...were both each others dads...thats pretty weird[/quote]
whats really wierd, is that somehow these ppl kept marrying each other and stuff, i never figured out how it works and all, but somehow dis dude became his own grandpa... its true and dont ask how they did this. there was some REALLY wierd ppl gettin hitched in the middle though[/quote]
Lmfao!!!

1st game
Jr: gg
DX: gg
DX: your lucky i didn't warm up
Jr: lol

2nd game
DX: gg
Jr: gg
DX: I warmed up :)
Jr: lol

but no excuse tops this one.. by MVC2Sucks
"I had to turn off the computer cuz I was downloading porn and my mom was coming"

Here are some bullshizic exuses

1-Too many pop-ups
2-You use the same attacks
3-You have lag
4-You got luck you can't beat me
5-You still suck
6-I forgot to fix my controls (I can understand that)
7-That was just a warm up
8-You're a cheap ass
9-I had to do somethin
10-I chosen the wrong player
11-I was blocking
12-I wasn't playin my best
and finally!!!!
13-I don't like tag/non-tag ???

u can do that 2 be but no one else becuse im new and u suck

[quote:post_uid0="BMXX"]
1-Too many pop-ups[/quote]
That has haPPened to me before, damn AIM and since my comP had like PoPuPs stored in it, IE also oPened uP!

Like I exPlained in my Post, EVERYONE has Lag, and to PeoPle like me, with $hitty comPs, it's even worse!
This I can ALSO Understand, because my comP takes "TWO" matches(not rounds) to get used to the Game... it's just slow/one minded!

I can also Understand this, the Phone rings too damned Much at my house, and the times mi home, im the ONLY ONE HOME!
( Parrrrrtaaaayyy!! )

That just haPPened to me 2 days ago, fighting Evilforce, so I just stood there till he beat me.

I don't really like Tag, I mean not just the lag, it's that I never fought it, so im just good with Single Matches!

If you have an oppenent who tells you thoses followin exuses, and then sooner or later MAYBE they might say I was lieng then I would say that is an exuse. ???

Umm *ahem* I'm using your user name today so thats why I won... and you lost...now let me have my user name back...

Thats if your in a hosted game with other members in there with you...

[quote:post_uid0="Roll's Friend"]Umm *ahem* I'm using your user name today so thats why I won... and you lost...now let me have my user name back...

Thats if your in a hosted game with other members in there with you...[/quote]
dubya tee eff lol !? ................. ask them what's your PW

[quote:post_uid0="SSJKarma"]"GG" when you actually whooped the guy ass easily !

but at one time i heard a guy calling me a cheapos because i use the perks against him !

he was saying:"you won cause you're a VIP !"
i actually never used the perks themselves for the whole fight, i was EVIL RYU yes, but the only move i did was that air shinkuu ! nothing much about it if you ask me, but the guy still said i won cause i was a VIP !

like it matters to be one or not ![/quote]
I must confess that thing hurts but can be avoided....
Another excuse is "the dog is in the house and my friend does not like dogs and he's with me"....

i beat some guy really bad after he was dissing me and telin me i probably sucked..(it was a double perfect btw) i sez gg, and he sez ahh i broke a nail! u friggin lucky!,....paaaathetiiccc!! :p

this was pretty lame. i get this from ##### all the time. but this one was wierd

PANDA_MAN: gg
weedman888: rematch
PANDA_MAN: y?
weedman888: so i can beat you
PANDA_MAN: i didn't even give it my best
weedman888: sure.
PANDA_MAN: fine.
weedman888: maybe not

GAME OVER.


the first match i almost got a perfect. here is the second. the second time i didn't even try to win and i still did. :corky:

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salutationz panda guy...but beating ######s isnt the greatest of acheivmentz in this game... :)