muahahaha... i have bring this back now post god damnit post like teh wind...

The other day, I was visited by a man who wanted to see my herbal remedies. I was sitting, showing him a small little medicine for healing small cuts, and another for helping colds and stomachaches and flues, etc., when he sits and leans towards me. Then he asks me whether or not if I've ever heard of Ethers. I knew what he meant, though it won't make sense to you right now.. and explaining the meaning completely would take time that I do not have..

So anyway, a series of questions were asked, then answered.. which weren't embarressing at all.. and then he decided he would buy something. Then, after purchasing, he turned around and said something that made me smile, blush, and feel TOTALLY embarressed about since my brother was at the door.
"Thank you, my wonderful Mistress."
Now.. imagine, if you will, that your older brother came into the room, you have a dirty old man calling you mistress, and carrying a bag out, while you're dressed in "sleeping" clothes, and he calls you his wonderful Mistress. It was not a good weekend for me, that's for sure.

heh i was in my room with my gf one day and i close my door for privacies sake and me and my gf we err how you would you say? got intimate? anyway we're doin the deed till my stupid mother just opens the door..and just stares at me while i stare at her..and THEN she realises theres a girl under me,she gets embarresed and slams the door. my gf however she's almost fainted from the embarresment too much blood rushd to her cheeks and it just ruined the moment so we went to sleep ahhh

lmfao im not sayin this happened to me but uhm wudn't it be pretty embarassing if youwere sleeping naked and ur mom would wake u up and and pull ur blanket :laugh:

psycho has fantasies about it every now an agen lmao!

hahhahahah lol!!!!!!!!!!
most embarrasing thing for my bro...

my bro took his gf to MY room rite. and they went on the bed and got a little naughty.and i was like 0.o dubya tee eff cuz i could hear UUUUUHHHHHHH UUUUUUHHHHHHHH sounds. u no the horny type of noises.then last i noticed my bro shoot sperm on my bed cause he was masterbating.i didnt no it so then i went to sleep in my bed.the next day when i wake up i go to school. and my mom cleans my bed out ect ect. then she finds the spurm. then when i come home shes like oooooooh honey u shot ur spurm ur growing and i was like dubya tee eff 0.o? then when i see the sheet it was full of my bros spurm. i wa s embarrased like flip!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lmfao vipa nahhh wouldnt happen to me anyway i dont sleep naked =P

when u r undies are showing?

mines are always showin... its not too embarassing is it =/

lol... for a girl it sint dat embarrasin... buh for a guy its ..lmfao..!

not if it's a thong guys like that =P

[quote:post_uid0="coolplayer2K2"]hahhahahah lol!!!!!!!!!!
most embarrasing thing for my bro...

my bro took his gf to MY room rite. and they went on the bed and got a little naughty.and i was like 0.o dubya tee eff cuz i could hear UUUUUHHHHHHH UUUUUUHHHHHHHH sounds. u no the horny type of noises.then last i noticed my bro shoot sperm on my bed cause he was masterbating.i didnt no it so then i went to sleep in my bed.the next day when i wake up i go to school. and my mom cleans my bed out ect ect. then she finds the spurm. then when i come home shes like oooooooh honey u shot ur spurm ur growing and i was like dubya tee eff 0.o? then when i see the sheet it was full of my bros spurm. i wa s embarrased like flip!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/quote]
LOL if thats true thats the nastiest story I ever heard..


I can't tell you my most embassing moment my ..ummm last girlfriend already knows that....

Umm let me think....

I was selling fish plates for my chruch...


when this really cute girl was going to buy the last plate...


and like a kultz I dropped the plate........

And it splashed at her front door....all over her shoes which looked new...


and her carpet which looked clean....


I just sound a thousand "sorrys" and gave her money back......and went to get go get her a free fish plate...


She was alittle angry...but not pissed.....but the chances of me getting any digits from her was a big NO.... :(

one time i was sleeping in teh park then i woke up pissing on a tree :shocked: i was like dubya tee eff my friends slapped me to wake up... luckily no noe saw "anything" :biggrin:

when i 4got to comb my hair becoz i was late for school....

r u gay ?

[quote:post_uid0="PSYCHO"]r u gay ?[/quote]
i didn't read it correctly sorry i thought it said a guy in a thong sry.

lol thats cool then =)

yes..im gay i like guyz ....

its 1 am here what do you expect :(

its all erics fault he deleted his post he said : thats wrong....
then i said r u gay to him =D

lol..

o.0 hmpt....

who u o.0'ing

lol man i wouldn't stop cracking up. damn i missed it :(

[quote:post_uid0="SBYRD5"][quote:post_uid0="coolplayer2K2"]hahhahahah lol!!!!!!!!!!
most embarrasing thing for my bro...

my bro took his gf to MY room rite. and they went on the bed and got a little naughty.and i was like 0.o dubya tee eff cuz i could hear UUUUUHHHHHHH UUUUUUHHHHHHHH sounds. u no the horny type of noises.then last i noticed my bro shoot sperm on my bed cause he was masterbating.i didnt no it so then i went to sleep in my bed.the next day when i wake up i go to school. and my mom cleans my bed out ect ect. then she finds the spurm. then when i come home shes like oooooooh honey u shot ur spurm ur growing and i was like dubya tee eff 0.o? then when i see the sheet it was full of my bros spurm. i wa s embarrased like flip!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/quote]
LOL if thats true thats the nastiest story I ever heard..[/quote]
nasty?? nahhhhhh true?yaaaa

yup thats rite. alot of weird things happen to me...

my second most embarrasing story is this.....

it was a normal day in grade 5.when we were having math a kid named Jager(my friend) and Mikhail(my friend) went to the bathroom. they took like 45 minutes so then i went to the washroom to ask dubya tee eff they were doing.it was really quite and i cudnt see anyone. so i was like dubya tee eff they ran away. then i had to take a piss so when i opened the door to get to the toilet i saw my friend Jager and my friend Mikhail........................................... ........................................
...masterbating................................... ...................................with each other............................................. ........................................
...............using masterbating cream............................................. ....... and i was like o.0 and i almost puked to death. mikhail and jager were so embarrased they were speechless. hmm but i was even more....... I JUST SAW MY FKING FRIENDS NAKED MASTERBATING with each other. then i ran out of the bathroom and i was never their friends again................

WOAH!

man...i remember one time wen i was still in elementary..i used to go to this private school...n all gurls had to wear those stupid skirts...well one time i was watchin a basketball game wit my friends...i was sittin on the benches all eyes on the guy that i used to have crush on...wen he made a shot...i got up n i screamed "YEA YA!" then......out of no where my skirt jus...fell...i was like :shocked:...i felt so embarrassed...i ran to the girl's room as fast as i could...

davipas was funny LOL

coolplayers 1st was sick the 2nd one was nasty


True story..

My old mates from my close area...one time this mate dan was his Birthbday we was 13 or 14.....and we had a tent in his backgarden. And my mate cassin LOL had a wank behind the tent i could see his facial features as he was and came and slapped it our faces...we bashed him.

and when i went into the shed my old mates sean dan an cassin were passin Hussler the porno mag round wankin in a traingle with the backs faced to each other ...and they called me " gay " for " looking at them " aww i was creasin..man

i got loads of storys man.

my was when i went to jail and drop the soap.......no im playing i cant thing of one now wait one time i was playing with these gurls and i was trying to catch them and i grab this gurls breast by mistake man i turn red o my god...she was cool with it thank god and there was this other time i was in school and i got a trouble and i was in the office and this gurl was like i dont like u and i didnt like her but she think i did o 0" and then when that was done they told me to stay and my old friend and this gurl walk in and was like i hear u eat pu$#%y 0 0 i made up a story cause i was playing a long then she told the priceable he was cool but dam u no
and he was like if youwas alone with a gurl and no one will no would u have eat this gurl out 0 0"...i said no man he had me in there 4 a hr trying to get me to say yes he tought i was not telling the truth so i lie when he ask me again he put it like so u saying if youwas along u wouldn't let that gurl sux ur @#$% i was like 0 0" yea i was so glade to leave o my god i never talk again 4 2 weeks atfer that ....

0.0 that's funny man...nasty in a way..but still