*sups somemore beer*

Why hello...*hiccup* I'm Mr. Biggles...But you can call me...you can call me...uhh...um.........

Uhhh.....*hiccup* Lemme tell you a story...

I was like...In my room...you know...on my computer...lookin up porn....spammin ppl...*hiccup* Till one day...My mom came in...and told me to um...wash the dishes see,...And I told her...*hiccup* That I um....I ummm...Didn't feel like it...

And then...*hiccup*...She turned off the computer...see? And then um...then she started yellin at me...She called me all kinds of stuff...Then, all hell broke loose...*hiccup*...When she was done yellin...She told me to umm...She told me...Uhh... To wash the dishes right now...And I told her to...

<span style='font-size:17pt;line-height:100%'>CLEAN 'EM YOURSELF! CLEAN 'EM YOURSELF!!!</span>

And guess what...*hiccup* I have not seen my mom ever since that day...And umm...Somehow...I ended up...In this cool place...Called umm....Uhh...The Adoption Center...Yeah...

So that's how it all happened...Uhh...goodnight.

*falls on floor*

I reccomend that you stop making these stupid topics. I understand that this is random insanity, but this is taking it WAY to far...

rrrrrriiiigggghhhttttt ??? ...........did that really happen :shocked: :laughlong:

Of course it didnt happen...

i know i was just kidding :laughlong:

[quote:post_uid0="akuma_forever"]I reccomend that you stop making these stupid topics. I understand that this is random insanity, but this is taking it WAY to far...[/quote]
right......LIGHTEN UP........HES TRYING TO HAVE FUN :shocked:

Oh s-s-screw you...

Lemme-lemme tell ya another story...*hiccup*

I was with my aunt see...And umm...I was on the computer...But...umm...uhh...the internet was broken...And I was bored...So...I started jumpin on my bed and everything...Then...um...I fell...on my computer...And started yellin...

<span style='font-size:17pt;line-height:100%'>AUNT RUTHY! AUNT RUTHY! THERE'S KETCHUP ON THE COMPUTER!!!</span>

And umm...Everything blacked out...and...umm....I was in the Hospitable place you know...and...I'm gonna tell you another story...

*pulls out another 6 pack of beer* :p

[quote:post_uid0="Ikaruga"]Oh s-s-screw you...

Lemme-lemme tell ya another story...*hiccup*

I was with my aunt see...And umm...I was on the computer...But...umm...uhh...the internet was broken...And I was bored...So...I started jumpin on my bed and everything...Then...um...I fell...on my computer...And started yellin...

<span style='font-size:17pt;line-height:100%'>AUNT RUTHY! AUNT RUTHY! THERE'S KETCHUP ON THE COMPUTER!!!</span>

And umm...Everything blacked out...and...umm....I was in the Hospitable place you know...and...I'm gonna tell you another story...

*pulls out another 6 pack of beer* :p[/quote]
OMG hahahaha :laughlong: :laugh:

It's funny to me in a weird way not that he said is funny it's more like laugh at him funny..to contrast to laugh with him...LOL :laughlong:



Edited By SBYRD5 on Feb. 03 2004 at 10:19

[quote:post_uid0="Ikaruga"]*sups somemore beer*

Why hello...*hiccup* I'm Mr. Biggles...But you can call me...you can call me...uhh...um.........

Uhhh.....*hiccup* Lemme tell you a story...

I was like...In my room...you know...on my computer...lookin up porn....spammin ppl...*hiccup* Till one day...My mom came in...and told me to um...wash the dishes see,...And I told her...*hiccup* That I um....I ummm...Didn't feel like it...

And then...*hiccup*...She turned off the computer...see? And then um...then she started yellin at me...She called me all kinds of stuff...Then, all hell broke loose...*hiccup*...When she was done yellin...She told me to umm...She told me...Uhh... To wash the dishes right now...And I told her to...

<span style='font-size:17pt;line-height:100%'>CLEAN 'EM YOURSELF! CLEAN 'EM YOURSELF!!!</span>

And guess what...*hiccup* I have not seen my mom ever since that day...And umm...Somehow...I ended up...In this cool place...Called umm....Uhh...The Adoption Center...Yeah...

So that's how it all happened...Uhh...goodnight.

*falls on floor*[/quote]
Wow, you drink alcohol you must think of your-self as really really cool, i admire that and i want to become more cool like you.

:baaa:

W-why are you being such a jerk...I mean...I'm just postin man! You dont have to be an asshole about everything I post Ok?...I mean..if you cant say nothin nice...dont say nothin at all...

Now to the other story...

I was in my room...see...And umm...I was playin my super nintendo...Since my mom was on welfare...Kay? now this is what happened...She came in my room...yellin about my poor-ass grades...And I pretended...I was listening....Then...She threw my nintendo...out of the window...

Then...

She threw me down the steps...and sat me down at the table...with a sheet of paper...and a broken pencil...And she had me...spell my name...100 times...and for everytime I spelled it wrong...She'd bitch-slap me....And so...I NEVER SPELLED IT RIGHT...And guess what...my name was um...Chris...And what I spelled...was Arnold...Swartzenegger...I was suprised..That I could spell his name right...

And so...we were up all night...I kept spellin my name wrong...And she kept slapping me...until the next day....

*pulls out a truckload of beer*

Man these are good...



Edited By Ikaruga on Feb. 03 2004 at 21:05

[quote:post_uid0="Ikaruga"]Now to the other story...

I was in my room...see...And umm...I was playin my super nintendo...Since my mom was on welfare...Kay? now this is what happened...She came in my room...yellin about my poor-ass grades...And I pretended...I was listening....Then...She threw my nintendo...out of the window...

Then...

She threw me down the steps...and sat me down at the table...with a sheet of paper...and a broken pencil...And she had me...spell my name...100 times...and for everytime I spelled it wrong...She'd bitch-slap me....And so...I NEVER SPELLED IT RIGHT...And guess what...my name was um...Chris...And what I spelled...was Arnold...Swartzenegger...I was suprised..That I could spell his name right...

And so...we were up all night...I kept spellin my name wrong...And she kept slapping me...until the next day....

*pulls out a truckload of beer*

Man these are good...[/quote]
man if my mama slaped me id slap her back.....then id run :laughlong:

:lol: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA lol u listening to the teachers at shool to much! that was the lamest thing u could of said

How did...How did you know...I mean...Oh geese...The teachers did say that...Erm...Uhh...Lemme tell you another story...

I was at school...a.k.a. the hell hole...And umm...I was in class for 1st period...And then...there were these 7 dudes...you know...they were talkin...then the looked at me...And I said "wassup" like anyone would say...Then the bell for 2nd period rang...And then...the 7 dudes were following me...1 of them...tripped me...and then I fell...

And then...

THEY JUMPED ME...ALL 7 OF THEM JUMPED ME LIKE A FRIGGIN TRAMPOLINE...And they kept jumpin me...until after school...

Now my teacher...saw the whole thing...and..she didnt do anything...because she hated me...and all of the other kids in her class...I mean...She was a huge biatch...

So I crawled home...looking like a hobo...It's friggin hilarious...

And then...out of the bushes...SOME 3RD GRADERS JUMPED ME...

*Chris, your dinner is ready!*
I cant come to dinner mom...

*Chris, get down here and eat right now!!!*

NO MOM, I'M ON THE COMPUTER!!!

*Mom starts stomping up the starts*

OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE.... :shocked:

he just lieing that he drinking alcohol and he lieing about the story to. He just want to make ya think it real. Imagine drinking alcohol and u go to school and ur over there hiccuping or at home getting in trouble. Dude i been drinking alcohol and that happen to me. I get in trouble

[quote:post_uid0="ledmonkey"]<span style='font-size:7pt;line-height:100%'>All I'm sayin is that its not funny......</span>[/quote]
If it's not funny to you...Than that's fine...No one cares if it isn't funny to you...

Oh wait she's still comin up the stairs...*locks door*

*CHRIS YOU OPEN THIS DOOR RIGHT NOW!!!*

Gotta run...*pulls out laptop*

*Mom busts down door*
CHRIS!!!

Bye Bye! *jumps out window*

YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY FROM ME!!

*runs away* Whew...glad that's over...Now All I have to do is head to the local liquer..I MEAN Grocery Store...

*In gas station*

I'd like a pack of beer...and some...a pack of...Malboro..

Cashier: My I see your ID?

...What ID...

Cashier: Your driver's license please..

Oh....Oh that! Oh I have it...*pulls out fake ID*

Cashier: Um...Sir...This isn't real..

Huh...what are you talking about...

Cashier: This picture looks nothing like you sir...This is a picture of an Asian person...

What? I had my arm shot off in Veitnom!

Cashier:....

And a makeover!

Cashier: Oh...Here's your change sir.

Oh yeah...Come to daddy..

*walks out*
Why are you guy looking at me like that...I didn't go to the liquer store....

Ok, here's another story...

It was a saturday, I was watchin old episodes of dragon ball z...watchin goku get his ass kicked...Till one of my homeboys threw a rock at my window to get my attention.

(And it broke...)

*Yo Chris! Come on out so we could hag out at the bar!*

I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME CHRIS...

*Sorry!*

So I went with my pals to meet up with some of our colleages at a local bar, I went with my fake ID...

Drunk Dude: Hey Chris...Howz it goin?...

DON'T TOUCH ME.

Drunk Dude: Hey man...lighten up, it a party!...

I DON'T KNOW YOU.

Drunk dude: Come on...You know you wanna party!...

GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME.
*walks away*

Hm? Who is this...*spots a chick*

Chick: *winks*

Oh yeah...*walks over*

Chick: Why hello big boy...

Hello...

Chick: wanna go in the car and...do a little dance?

Hey what's with the deep voice...

Chick: come on..you know you want me..

HEY YOUR SCARING ME...*backs away*

Chick: Come here...BUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRPP....

<span style='font-size:17pt;line-height:100%'>OH MY GOD...SHE'S A...A MALE SHE!!!!</span>
*runs out of bar*

Drunk Dude: Hey Chris! Where ya goin?...They're mixin up fruit cocktail!...

I DON'T KNOW YOU!!!*runs away*

Drunk Dude: What a sad, sad life...*sips beer*