NOTE: I'm jacking my friends name here yo so if your gona flame some one flame me I'm Duo Maxwell in the game yo thanks peace.

Duo Maxwell: Hey there all you forum people's this DJ Duo Maxwell the God of Death here DJ Zero should be comeing by soon he's still shorting his feelings out after what happened in that love thread you guys made damn you guys realy did a number on him emotional man he doesn't even under stand what he feels and thinks. Man he's like Ken at the start of SFA3 I hope you sorry pukes are happy man you know who you are and I don't mean Roll *cough* asshole *cough* So I'm working this for now, and this is the totaly Unofficial X-men vs. Street Fighter Radio Show!!!! Bringing you around the clock music for your hearing displeasure starting with one of my personal Favorites Here's "The Hives" with "Hate To Say I Told You So" Played by Me Zero maybe if he comes around and a few of our friends. On the totaly unofficial X-men vs. Street Fighter radio!

Zero's lone guitar starts plating*.... Duo joins in*....... One of their friends starts to play the drumbs* Duo's sis starts playing the tamborine* all of them in unison* it goes on for a while* then all stops and their friend on the keys has a radio sound play with their friend on the drumbs* and Duo starts singing starts singing* "Do what I want casue I can if I don't because I wana!".....Now Zero* "Be ignored by the staff and the board because I'm gona!" now it reversus and Zero sings first* "Spin and retrive casue I give and recive because I wana!" "Gona get through your head what the mister man said because gona All of them* Hate to say I told you so alright!" Zero and duo* "Come on!" all* DO belive I told you sooooooooooooo" Zero* "Now Its All Out And You Know!!" "Cause I'm on it too!" "Turn my back on the rock as they plan in the plot because I'm gona! Duo* No need for me to wait because I wana! Zero* No need two three to late! because I'm gona! All* "Hate to say I told you so Alright!..." Zero* "Come on!" Both* "Do belive I told you soooooooooooooooooooo" Drums* bum bum bumbda bum! clang! ....Zero's long guitar*.....................Zero* "Do what I please gona spread the desies because I wana!"......... Duo* "Gona call all the shots for the new sailor knots becasue I wana!" Both TEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! Zero's gutar* bum bum! Zero* GutsowasokakoniknowIdobecauseIwana! radio sounds* Duo* SonypastalotabatIknowIknowbecauseIwana! Duo* "OH yeah!" Onlineconectionsounds with the music as it fades to only the connecting sounds. bowbwobwowbowobwobwobwobw.

........silent then speaks in a deep mysterious voice* Ok Zero's here now so listen up what you just heard has happened. it was so frigin funny We whent outside the mall in the parking lot near the Cinmark and when we finished the we got some apose, some coke cans tossed at us, some money and the security right on our taills we tossed everything in Duo's Older sisters car clibed in the back and sped off into the night we covered her lisens plate with some paper so they couldn't get the plate :biggrin: And with that we start our topic of the stupidest thing you've ever done speak your peace we've got a long night to go. silent smirk* And we've got a special thing ready for midnight. silent devilous grin* At a responce to caller number one I never said you couldn't got mad at me just don't get mad at Roll she's got nothing to do with this..... moveing on takeing caller number two on our totaly unofficial X-men vs. Street Fighter Radio caller speak your peace you're on the totaly unofficial X-men vs. Street Fighter Radio..... :yinyang:

AAAAAAAAhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

And you people say "I don't leave you alone!"

Duo: Come on people don't leave us hanging! Zero when through alot of trouble to set up what he was gona do at midnight well This show is set at central time makeing the curent time 9:49
Zero: it's ok Duo I can handle it but if no one shows up.....
Duo: don't worry man it go over great Come on people talk to us!
Zero: it's ok I can take it from here.
Duo: ok bro your up.
Zero: thanks.

he's silent then starts talking in a deep mysterious voice*
Ok boys and girls were going into the ten o'clock hour and this is the unofficial X-Men vs. Street Fighter Radio..... Our current topic is the stupidest thig you've ever done. Me and my friend Duo here have spoken our peace and now it's your turn to speak takeing caller number two speak your peace you're on the totaly unofficial X-Men vs. Street Fighter Radio...... :music: :yinyang:

sighs* the midnight hour's comeing to a close and no one showed up.... :( Guess I'll hold out what I was gona do again till tomarow night...... :( :huh2: :butbut: Well The topic still stands untouched Duo's gone home but I'm still a hosting never had this before the lines are as empty as my wallet after Christmas. Well anyone willing to speak their peace is welcome to I'm just siting here in the shadows waiting.......... :yinyang:

*caller fones in*
Caller:"Umm, hi, I'm a first time caller, long time listenner. I was just wondering if you could play Memories Forever by Razz.
Thanks.*click*"
Duo:"Sure, no problem!"
*song on the Radio plays*

Memories forever
I will never
Forget all we?ve done together


Everything we?ve done in all of this while
Helped me colour and paint all of the tiles
Of my mind that has
Grown so much over the years
Oh, all of the wonderful times I had here
And I will keep these

Memories forever
I will never
Forget all we?ve done together


You?ve all helped me with my tribulations
With some advice and indications
Of what I should do
I?ve conquered all that was in my way
And all that?s left that I can say is
I will keep these

Memories forever
I will never
Forget all we?ve done together


There?s been a lot of ups and downs
Times to smile and times to frown
We said we hated it
But in the end we turned up wrong
We?ll miss this place where we belong
So, I?ll keep these


The scale of emotions was incredible
Times that were depressing, yet excitable
I know I?ll miss these days, but I?ll move on
I?ll miss the times we shared for so long
When so many things went wrong
I will keep these

Duo:"Well, folks, that was Memories Forever by Razz. Isn't it amazing?"


(Heheheh... sorr,y I just couldn't resist.)

Well That's it for me I'm out the door and to the break fast table And as I'm gona call this part of the show what the radio station down here is called in the morning! Presenting... The Big Tortila Morning Show! We've got a little game in plan all we need are some contestants.
Duo: Come on people You've got untill 11:00am. to show up if not well we'll think of something.
And with that we countinue our all request music hour. On .... The Big Tortila Morning Show! :biggrin: :lol: :corky: :yinyang:

Sighs* not again nobody showd up again. :butbut: :( :( :( :( :( :( :( I don't know what I'm doign wrong....
Duo: ah don't worry Zero if nobody shows up theyr'e they're probobly idiots.
Zero: yeah thanks for trying man but we gota face facts we 're not doing that good a job....Damn Now I'm depressed.
I'll sing again.
Duo: ok bro. here's Zero with "Bother"

his gatar starts to play gloomaly*.................Wish I was to
dead to cry my selfreflection fades..........Stones to throw at

my creator....masaqures..to which I cater... You don't need to bother..... I don't need to be......I'll keep slip'n farther....

but once I hold on....... I won't let go till it bleeds.........................

Whish I was too dead to care...if Indeed I cared at all..........Never had a voice to protest...So you fed me..To

digest! I wish I had a reason! my flaws are open season for this I gave up trying..One good turn deserves my time!

You don't need to bother!.... I don't need to be!....I'll keep slip'n farther... but once I hold on I won't let go till it bleeds....................... a gloomy solo*............................................. ......ghost voice ohhhh..ooooooo...................................

.....Whish I'd died instead of lived..... a zombie as my face.......shell forgoten with it's memories....diers left with crept togetries!.
Duo joins in* You don't need to bother!......I don't need to be! Duo* I don't need to be! Both* I'll keep slip'n farther! Zero* I won't let go till it bleeds. Both* You don't need to bother!
Zero* I don't need to be! Duo* I don't need to be! Duo* But once I hold on.. Zero* Once I hold on!....... I'll never let down my disies.....................end with his gloomy guitar and the off sound of the speakers*.......

Zero:..............................
Duo: and that was Zero with Bother" ??? :yinyang:

Caller:This is Roll(Really SBYRD5)
Duo:Yeah, hey honey!
Caller:I hate you
Duo:Why what did I do to you?
Caller:Your post wasn't long enough*Hangs up*
Duo:NOoooooo
New Caller:(The real ROLL)Hey lover :blush:
Duo:Leave me alone :angryfire:
ROLL:Whats wrong :eh:
Duo:What :mad: do you mean whats wrong You said my post was to small for you :butbut:
Roll: :butbut: I would never Say that You know How I fell about you... :inlove:
Duo:AGHhhhhhhh...SBYRD5
SBYRD5: :sleeping: Sorry Duo I'm on my break. :sleeping:

SBYRD5 you got that all wrong were not the same person we were shareing my name untill His was aloud to poast Here I'll prove it Duo If you're reading this Poast! :yinyang:

Lord knows how he got that idea Zero But I am another person. I have a girl too her names hilde now if only she was real.....

http://www.yaoijanai.com/fanart/duorain.jpg
(the orrginal image was created by another person this is my and Duo's sketch of the image inspierd one April day when a great cruelty was delt upon me you can see by the runing of the ink by my tears. And the song that I related to that day Creeds "One last Breath" would some one assisy me in playing this song? I'll start then.

Duo id to the right of Zero and starts to play his guitar
SBYRD5 is on the drumbs* Zero starts to sing and the world fades into the night..... :yinyang:

Well after the concert Zero,Duo,Byrd, are leaving the stage when a bunch of groupies come and ask for there audio graphs.Yes,the girls did go to ZeroEna first....don't get jealous Roll he told them he was with you...Well Duo is a different case His Girlfiend isn't real. So when girls he don't like come around him for audio graphs he says"Oh um I'm married to my girlfriend Hilda".Well I'm a free spirit in my own right so the girls get some numbers from me....
I even got I complament on my Drum solo :lol:

P.S. It was almost better than the whole show..... :corky:

All of a sudden a mob of groopies break through the secret back stage door trying to find them and the front start to try and break open Zero's door with a batering ram. they do the same to all the rooms but find no one inside...
Mob: huh wa?
girl: where'd they go?

Above in the venilation system*
Zero: heh I told you guys this was a good I dea.
Sbyrd5: I like the groopies what's wrong with them
Duo: yeah sure you'll be sayign that when they're tearing you apart for a piece of your clothing.
Byrd: :cry: Lets hurry this is my favorite shirt!
Zero: oh brother.
THen all of a sudden the system gives out and they fall into the hall way*
Zero: maybe if were real quiet they won't niotice us.
Sbyrd: HI girls!
Duo: you don't know when to sut it do you!

Girl in mob:look outside there they are!
another girl: Wait Zero I love your voice sign my...

Zero and the others take off before she can finish in a mad dash to their limo. One block away.

Zero: Keep running we're almost there!
Sbyrd: pant* pant* arfh they gaining on us!
Duo: Argh they're grabing at my priest collar!
Sbyrd: they won't let go of my hat!
Zero: Hold on I've got an Idea when I say stop then run for it! STOP!
Takes off jacket and tosses it into the mob* They scramble clawing at it*

Zero: good. Now RUN!

They run hop into the limo and drive off ito the trafic.

Sbyrd: pew thanks man I owe you big time.
Duo: yeah me too but you sacrificed your jacket...
Zero: nah it's ok man That wasn't my actual favorite jacket I'd let it in the Limo for safe keeping.
DUo and Sbyrd fall over laughing*

Back at the station.....

Duo: ok this is DJ Duo here ready to play some more hit music but first lets intro duce our newest DJ SBYRD5. Now this should be a blast fro mthpast the topic for this hour is....The Stupidest thing you've ever done Mine bringing SBYRD5 on to this shouw lol just kidding man.

Zero: and I said mine last week just check the first page. Lol the securitys been eyeing us strangely though. LOL*

Oh well the lines are open takeing callers at any time on our unofficial radio show. :music: :yinyang:

Damn what do we have to do to get callers!? What do we have to give stuff away for you peopel to come!? :nervous: :vampv:

SBYRD5=O.K. first caller will recieve a Demo of our CD called(Duo,Zero a little help)......Well anyway it's Triple Platiunum in 48 states.
Or you could be normal and buy our CD at Target....but what's better talking to yours truely LIVE or having fun with my picture on a CD case at your nearest Target you chose...
later...Ladies(In a smooth James Bond voice)

(Phones Ring off the hook)
P.S. see Duo you just got to show some charm...

Ok then dark fay voice (fay is an evil or mystic creature)*
hey girls first 8 callers get a copy of our CD Music of the Heart. And if you're luck caller number 9 you'll get a special surprise from me what is it? well call and find out ladys.... :vampv:

....... -.-; SByrd, do I have to call your mother myself, or will you do it? *See's a cloud of Dust where Sbyrd was* o.o; wow.... um... ah.... hi? um... *picks up a ringing phone* (me) "hello?" (derranged caller: Male) "HEY! You're not Zero, Duo, OR Sbyrd! GET THEM BACK OR I'LL CALL THE POLICE!" (me) "um.... Sbyrd ran off somewhere, ZeroEna is sleeping, and Duo... I have no idea, and yet, for some reason, I don't think I want to know... but how may I assist you?" (derranged caller: male) "....You can assist me with dates." (me) "WHY YOU LITTLE PERVERT! IF YOU CALL BACK I AM GONNA SICK MY PET HAMSTER ON YOU!" (derranged caller: Male) "Fine... I'll just have to talk to Duo myself..." (me) .....ew.....ew.....EW....EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWE WEWEW.........DUO IS NOT GAY..... I don't think so at least.....um...." *hangs up* "ok.. I'm soooo leaving......wait.... what's that light..." *looks at the words above* "....RECORDING!?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!.........." *her pink phone keeps ringing* @.@ "hello?"
"Yes, is this Matt's Pizza?" "no..." "Can you serve me pizza?" "No" "Are you sure?" "No" "Are you really?" "NO, NOW BYE!" *hangs up and sits in her special inflatable chair* finally... maybe some peace... *phone rings* "...hello?" "Is this Matt's Pizza?" "$^#$@#&$&@#$%^......" :eek:

Caller calls in.

zeroe:hello
Caller:do you know were i am?
zeroe:Yes
Click........

:eek: Why the heck would I be gay I'm sharpening my sycle the phone rings*
Duo: huh um hello who is this.
Deranged male caller: yeah I'm heer to got it on ok hold on. walks around out the station and next to a Circle K pokes the deranged caller on the shoulder*
Deranged male caller: not now I'm busy get lost.
I punch him across the jaw and reviels it to be SBYRD that's sick you know that man!? leaves and walks back to the statio SBYRD5 trailing behind* phone rings as soon as he steps in*
Me: hello?
Caller is this Matts pizza
Me: hold that thought.
traces the call and goes there and finds the caller is a vampiere :vampv: picks up his sycle and a blood curtleng scream breaks the night*
Walks back in to the station*Ok still takeing callers we still got 6 more till number nine! :vampv:

Ring ring

Duo:Hello
Caller:BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!
Duo:OW! MY ear!

LMFAO!!!!

Caller(who beeped him) : hello?
Duo:GHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!(plays the loudes riff he's ever played into the phone and hears the callers ear drum explode*
caller: lies on the flood ear bleeding.
Duo: and stop collect calling us! ding* :vampv:

*calls Duo's phone thing* Hi, Duo?
Duo: "yeah?"
Roll: "Tell me where he is, NOW"
Duo: "Who?" :sarcasm:
Roll: "You know who, Damn it! Now TELL ME!"
Duo: "Oh you mean ZeroEna..."
Roll: "Yes, now tell me!"
Duo: "Make Me!"
*Walks Next to him and pokes his side with a needle (with venom inside)*
Roll: "Only I have the antidote, and you'll never get it out of me, unless I give it to you. Now tell me where he is, why, how, and when, or I'll hurt you worse!" *grabs Duo's Scythe and breaks it in half, then pulls out her Roll Buster*
Roll: "Don't make me use this!"
Duo: "Okay, I'll talk... he's.... (to be continued by the REAL Duo)" :yinyang:

Is this the end of Duo Maxwell? Will Roll ever find ZeroEna? Will Duo die of the poison? Will Duo get a haircut? Find out next time, on..... Random Insanity: Return of the insane! :sleeping:

ARgh ok I'll talk! He's been captured by queen Relena of the faries. They captured him because he slayed some vampiers and fay's that were attacking the crowd also because he's got elfin blood like me in him they're trying to brainwash his mind. They overpowerd us the went after him me and SBYRD tryed to stop them but they force fed us some drink and we konked out the overpowerd him 30 to 1, it wasn't too long ago maybe 4 hours at the most. they could probobly be in another state by now. But seriously they didn't say where they were going. There I gave you what you want now give me the antidote!
(to be continued by Roll)

Will ZeroEna escape? Will Roll find him? Will Duo get the antidote? Will I get my cyte fixed? will the Show start on time this morning? Will I stop saying these wills? these answers and more on the next Random Insanity: Return of The Insane! (cool name huh) :hehe: :vampv:

"The Insane"

SBYRD5=Were am I and way does the sky look so misty
(Black cellphone starts to ring)
SBYRD5=Yo
SBYRD5' MOM=Honey just called to wonder if you've been in any trouble lately :eh:
SBYRD5=Oh never mom I'd never do anything to put my self in danger :sarcasm:
(Starts climbing a cliff to to a deary looking castle)
MOM=Well thats not what I heard you've been doing Prank calls and a nice young girl named Roll told me some things....start explaining son :mad:
SBYRD5=Rooollllllllllll!!!
(SBYRD5 losses his grip from the edge of the cliff and falls...a slow dramatic fall)
MOM=honey Honnneeeyyyy!!! :exclamation:
SBYRD5=Nooooooo
(A Helicoptor sound from a distence with the word "Groupie" on it=BIG CLUE)
(SBYRD5 barely grabs the openning in the cliff)
(secound phone rings)
ZeroEna=Hey SBYRD5 I've been working a side job for fun called Matt's Pizza Place I'm going to change the name to "Zero Your Hero" or just whatever Roll would like...
(Kid comes up to ZeroEna and askes for a special order)
ZeroEna=What is it son
KID=I'd Like a pizza hold every thing extra blood
ZeroEna= :eek:
(Phone Disconnected)
SBYRD5=ZERo,ZEROooooooo
SBYRD5=This is some day what else could happen
(the rock SBYRD5 is standing on starts to give way)
SBYRD5=Oh,Man someone anyone help me! :exclamation:
(Sound gets closer)

Well SBYRD5 be saved,what of Zero,well that lame caller ever get the right number.Where is That pizza place anyway I'm hungery.Will Duo get the vaccine to his poisoning form Roll.
Hmmm maybe Roll will be the key player....

(Reminder from the "Radio Show" guest Roll)
Roll=4 more calls tell the ninth caller Grand prize....so keep calling.
:music:

And now, back to the show....

*flies over and grabs Sbyrd in her beat plane that has the word Groupie on it*
Roll: "What's up?"
Sbyrd: *hanging underneath the plane and holding onto Roll's hand* "You"
Roll: "Whatever... let's find Zero and Duo, before Duo dies, and Zero get's hurt..."
Sbyrd: "Sure, why not... this day couldn't get any worse"

>>Meanwhile<<

Duo: "GIVE ME A #$^&%!@ ANTIDOTE FOR THE SPIDER VENOM"
Pharmacist: "A sweet little girl with blonde hair told me to give it to no one, unless told, so no."
Duo: "RRRRROOOOOLLLLLLL!!!!"

>>Back with Roll<<

Sbyrd: "Why does your beat plane have Goupie on it?"
Roll: (Some of MY fans painted it on...)"I dunno."
Sbyrd: "and why did it look like an airplane from afar?"
Roll: "My hair..."

>>ten minutes later<<

"THERE'S DUO!"
Sbyrd: "How can you tell?"
Roll: (How couldn't you tell with that big mouth?) "Female intuition??"
Sbyrd: "ok."
*Roll, soon jumps off of her beat plane, and sbyrd does the same*
Sbyrd: "why are we just standing here for?"
Roll: "Correction, you're just standing there."
*Sbyrd is all alone, as Roll enters the pharmacy*
Roll: "You can give him the antidote."
Pharmacist: "Sure thing kiddo..."
Duo: "Finally. Roll, after I get the poison out of me, I'm going to hurt you... :vampv: "
Roll: "........Give him the 'S', Jim"
Jim the Pharmacist: " :sneaky: My pleasure..."
*Jim puts Duo in a chair and straps him in so he can't be free'd*
Duo: "Is this some kind of procedure?"
Roll: (You have no idea..) "No."
Duo: "Ok."
*Jim takes out a needle longer and wider than duo's braid*
Jim: "Is this the right size, Roll?"
A bubble of hope blew up inside Duo. Maybe Roll would save him?
Roll: "Nope..."
the bubble blew bigger...
Roll: "bigger!"
the bubble burst.
*Jim soon came back with a needle twice as long as duo's braid, but very thin*
Roll: *giggle* "perfect."
*While Duo was whimpering with fear, Roll walked out, placing $2,000 on the table to pay for the bill*
Roll: "Come on Let's get Zero!"
Sbyrd: "Ok, but I'll drive..."
*Sbyrd called a taxi, then punched him out, threw him into the pharmacy, I entered into the back, and then we drove off*
Roll: (I hope Zero's ok) "I hope Duo's having fun! .....hey did you call your mom yet?"

>>Back at the Pharmacy<<
Duo: "NO! NOT THERE! ANYWHERE BUT THERE! I NEEEED THAT!"
Jim: "Shutup and take it like a man."
Duo: "NO!AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
*Duo's injection took place on his middle finger*

Will Roll ever find Zero? Will Duo survive that merciless assault?
Will Sbyrd ever call his mom? Will Roll become a superstar? Will I stop asking pointless questions? Join us Next time on Random Insanity: Return of the Insane (I made the name so BACK OFF, Duo.)

Last time on "Return Of The Insane" ZeroEna was attacked by a vampire Kid bent on pizza "Hold everything and extra blood for my three toppings" :vampv: said the kid from what I last heard on my phone..... was saved bythe heroics of the heroine Roll.....I guess Duo's out of comission thanks to Roll.... ??? So now it's down to SBYRD5 and Roll to save the Day or maybe Duo can get over the pain in his little figure and lend a hand. :lol:
(SBYRD5 is driving to Matt's pizza not knowing that the dangered ZeroEna is there)
SBYRD5=You know I've been hunger for some time now...
Roll=Yeah, stress does that to you
SBYRD5= Guess so let's go to Matt's Pizza..
Roll=O.K. I pick the topping ..ok because you'll pick something lame :sarcasm:
SBYRD5= :sneaky2: ( Thinking:does everyone have to hate my taste in food)
Roll=Yes!! :lol: I can't read minds but I can read faces
SBYRD5= :eek: (Thinking= Wasn't Zero at some pizza place called..oh nevermine I'll worry about him later)
Roll=No your going to talk now :angryfire: !!!!
SBYRD5= :uhoh: Roll stop reading my mind...and it's a longstory to tell..so I'l pass.. :eh:
(Roll gets SBYRD5 in a sleeper hold and tightens it every secound)
SBYRD5= :cry: O.K. I have to live to tell the story.... :music: It all started when I was playing my drums when........(long talk let's check on Duo)
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Duo=Doctor did it have to be so big :cry:
Phamacist=I'm not a doctor legally
Duo= :eek: wait a minute your a fake then was that a fake antidote?
Phamacist=No it was the real deal but what I meant is you don't get a lollie pop :notify:
(Phamacist eats the last one)
Duo=Who cares I'm al of a sudden hungery for a pizza :notify:
Actually a doctor that just don't give out lollie pops=The closes place is Matt's pizza(hint :about the doctor)
Duo=No it's not Chucky Cheese is closer
Really a vampire doctor= Your to old forthat place go to Matt's Pizza instead....
(Duo turns around to call for "Death Sycth"( a mobile suite the year 2000 something get up dated ppl :hehe: )
(Tries to bit Duo but the the doctor is knocked out by one of his breads when Duo turns around)
Duo= Let's go "Death Sycth"
(Leaving the clinic Duo spots a merchant taxi driver thumbing at the road)
Duo=I guess he'll need a ride then... :uhoh: these detours keep me from being the best. :sadlike:
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(SBYRD5 finishes up)
SBYRD5= then you saved me and here we are.
Roll=Thats was some story(Note:to get the full scoop on this thread start at page one ok)
SBYRD5= :dozingoff: You drive Im tired from teling that stroy.
Roll=Um...ok :exclamation:
(The two switch spots..SBYRD5 falls a sleep in the passenger's
side nd Roll sits in the Drivers sit.)(Note:He's no Scrub :lol: )
(For th Record=Roll dries like a crazy person :lol:)
Roll=He looks so peaceful now....
SBYRD5= :sleeping:

Thats the end of this saga called "Search for Zero"
The next saga is called "The Rescued Are Traitors"
A saga of the "Return Of The Insane"

(Recoding at Radio Show station)
Recording=4 more calls tell the grand prize give away of a free chance to talk to use live and get our new CD audio cassette,and maybe I'll mail you some cookies with you prize.... After te BEEP leave a message.......
(Recording BEEPS)
AXE and Akuma Forever=We were wondering if you guys wanted to go to the Fair this year.Call us or we'll call you...later

Lames ass ppl won't even read this thead of crazy calls from ZeroEna,AXE,Roll,Duo Maxwell,and myself you won't even read it will you snoobs not noobs SNOOBS I wasted my tim to mke you laugh ad almost none even read this hread #### EVERYONE HO IGNORED tisthrad about Radio Show Bastards :angryfire: :angryfire: :angryfire:

BoB:hello? is this Joe's free britney spears porno video store?

radio show guy:no this Radio Show... you do know that millions of people heard that on air and we have caller ID.....and you live in MY CLOSET!!!!(read my profile)

Bob:DOH!!...click... click.. are you sure?

radio show guy: yes

this is probably what you are doing right now ----> :eek:

this just came off the top of my head.. I WAS BORED! DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT!! OH LIKE YOU NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT!!!

Ok I'm temprarily back for about half an hour so heres' what I was trying to poast before but my comp crashed because Duo Planted a virus and it's a big mess Lord knows how it's working now but it probobly won't last long the half hoour at the most. So here it goes...

Argh....My head.....ZeroEna awakens in a damp cell in a Dark Castle..... Where am I? The last thing I remember is being knoked in the back of the head by that fay with a Deku stick....Just then the door to his cell creaks open and a young elfin boy about his age with green hair. "Ah so you've awakend....good the Queen will see you now...." "What!? who's this Queen?" ZeroEna asked shocked. But the young elf ignores him only saying "come now we musnt keep the Queen waiting... and don't bother trying to draw your sword or anything we've confiscated them.."

>>Back With Roll<<

SBYRD5: ARE WE THERE YET? :lol:
Roll: No we're not there yet for the eleventh time.
SBYRD: Why not?
Roll: Because you had to stop and get Pizza and then we had to stop for you to use the restroom! :angryfire: I told you not to eat the whole big beef bureto. But nooooo.
SBYRD5: groan* don't remind me my stomach still hurts.
Roll: Oh brother... :sarcasm:
SBYRD5: Well from what this demon locater says we should get there in three hours...
Roll: darn hold on Ena......

>>Back with Duo<<
Duo: looks around to see that nobody sees him and transforms into his true Dark elf form* Hahaha Those fools.....No I can go kill them and turn ZeroEna to the light or wouldn't it be the Darkness for them? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!! laughs wickidly*
Jim: Ah I though so!
Duo: uh oh found out*
Jim: and now I'm gona stop you!
Duo: please don't make me laught.
Jim: take this! Lounges at him with five long needles tossing them and only one hits barely*
Duo: argh!! take this you stupid pharmasist! lounges back at him with a deku stick and breaks it over his head knocking him out sensless*
Duo: and now to take care of those Fools and ZeroEna HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! takes flight with his leathery crows wings spread from his back*

>>Back with Me<<
ZeroEna lokks around as he passes multiple guards and threw many doors qith different guards at every door and passeage some fay, elfin, Vampire, Warewolves, and various other creatures of Darkness.... ZeroEna finnaly breaks the eieery silence with a question "well who is this Queen who wishes to see me?" he askes once more. "Well technicly she is not quite a queen yet still but a princess....the Fair princess but all that may change soon given the recent events" (a short conversation shall now encue)
ZeroEna: I'm afraid I do not follow what you say...
Elf Boy: Things may change soon with the arrival of a certain person.
ZeroEna: I'm afraid I still don't understand....
Elf Boy: heh let me give you a hint it envolves a cetain Lunarian.... and by the way my name is Dameion.
ZeroEna: Well Dameion I still don't quite understand what this has to do with me. he replys still not quite understanding*
Dameion: another hint perhaps? he smiles evily. It has somethin to do with a very special Lunarian..
ZeroEna: I don't understand what you mean.. What does this have to do.... he is cut off by Dameion*
Dameion: Well hear it is the Princesses er.. Queens quarters. She will be joining you shortly fairwell he says with a bit of slyness in his voice.

>>Back with Roll<<
SBYRD5: are we there yet?
Roll: takes out the Roll buster andpoints it at SBYRD5's head* hey you wana drive? be my guest she replys with annoyence.
SBYRD5: hey if nature calls nature calls!
Roll: we stoped every 15 minutes in the last hour so you could go to the rest room!!!! :angryfire: Now you'll just have to hold it! we already lost an hour on acount of you and your stupid need to eat that Burreto!
SBYRD5: sorry.... :(
Roll: sighs* it's alright I'm just realy worried about ZeroEna..... sighs* ...........Ena...... just hold on a little longer...

>>Back with Me<<
tick tock tick tock tick tock* ZeroEna just lstend to the clock in the corner of the room as he sat on a couch waiting for this elusive Queen/Princess whatever... then he desided to check if the'd found it it was his most treasured postetion it was the Dragon Dagger the only thing his father had left to him of his legacy It was is a fine crafted blade with a the hilt made of the pures of metals the blue of the base of the hilt shaped in the inage of a gragon breathing fire the fire opening up into the blade of pure silver and it's eyes of jade rubys it was certainly a site to behold he was thanful they hadn't found it. Just then he heard footsteps and quickly slid it back into the lineing of his turnic as a elfin girl enterd in through the opposite doors to the ones he enterd from. She was a little bit shorter than him dressed in the typical clothes of an elfin princess jeaulry and everything along with her honney blond hair and crystal blue eyes she seemed to iluminate the room yet he senced something uneasing about her presence.
ZeroEna: Let me guess you are the all mighty princess who has brought me here?
Elf Princess: My you are a smart one yes I am you may call me Relena.
ZeroEna: Ok then Relena why have you brought me here?
Relena: Isn't it obvious? she replyed casualy.
ZeroEna: I'm afraid not so very obvious care to explain?
Relena: Well let me put it simply. I'm a princess if it weren't obvious enough. she relplyed winking at him mischivously. causeing him to start to sweat before she continued. I want to become a queen so that I can have control of the lands of my kngdom but in orfer to become a Queen I need a King and for a King I need a Prince to be King along with Me as the princess Makeing me Queen but I am still in need of that Prince to become a King. Plus your'e Elfin like me well part elfin but is that realy important? She replyed takeing a step closer twards him with every word till she was right in front of him stareing into his Persean Blue eyes with her Crystal with a bit of mysteriousness in her eyes.
ZeroEna: wait you don't mean..... He was cut off by her leaning foward at him out on her tiptoes stareing him right in his face seductively like a cat stareing down a mouse causeing him to shudder back a few steps.
Relena: I do. she answerd begining to advance on him again.
ZeroEna: I don't think you know the full story I can't I have friends, people I care about I even hace a girl her name is....
again he was cut off by her*
Relena: Roll?
ZeroEna: why yes thats her name how did you know?
Relena: and you friends are SBYRD5 and Duo Maxwell correct?
ZeroEna: yes you're right again how do you know? :eh:
Relena: they're all dead except for Duo casualties in your kidnapping Duo was the only one that saw the light and under stood so they let him live too bad I can't say the same for the other two. You should at least be happy that at least one of your friends is still with the liveing.....
ZeroEna: :cry: no....it's.....it can't.... it's not true you're lieing....
Relena: saddly I'm not now me and Duo are all you have left... She relpyed attemting to put her hands arround his neck* like a spider Wraping it's pray in it's sticky web.
ZeroEna: NO IT'S NOT TRUE!!! YOU'RE LIEING!!!! He shouted knocking her hands away. I can still sence they're alive...
Relena: Not for long they won't Duo id going after them to finish the job my solidgers started! She cackled wickidly.
ZeroEna: I'll kill him before he can do that!
Relena: Coem on now Zero be reasonable... she said in a sad voice sporting false pouty lips. Tell you waht if you be my prince I'll let them live how does that sound?
ZeroEna: all he did was give her a Death Glare turn around and reply I'll be with who I want to be with and nothing you can say or do will stop me.
Relena: sniff* sniff* why do you Lunarians have to be so stubborn! sniff* she sat down on the couch Fighting tears and sobbing sniff* why?....sniff* All I wanted to do was be a great ruleer of my kngdom like my mother and have a great husband like my father ...sobb* well maybe not exactly liek father.... sniff haha....sobb*
ZeroEna: (DAMN! why can't I stand to see a woman crying!? sighs*) he walked over to her and sat down next to her lowed her hands and wiped a tear from her eyes* come on now there's gota be someone else why not go with Duo?
Relena: sobb* I can't marry Duo even If I wanted to not that I want to, sniff* he;s not a prince.
ZeroEna: Ah that's where you're wrong he's a prince what was it again...prince of idiots, prince of jerks, prince of fools, prince of over eaters, prince of people with six foot long hair...
Relena: HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!! stop it!! haha stop it Zero!!! I.. HAHA can't stop!!..HAHA!! laughing!! HAHA!! giggle* giggle* ROTFG*
ZeroEna: there see there's pleanty of other people now will you let me go with my friends?
Relena: hmmmm.............. :rolleyes: Let me think....hmmm.... maybe I might... if you do something.... she answerd with a mischievous look in her eyes.

What does Relena want ZeroEna to do? Will she go with duo instead? Will Roll and SBYRD5 ever get there? Will SBYRD5 get over his dierea? Will Duo kill them before ZeroEna can stop him?? Will Roll and ZeroEna ever see eachother again?? Will I stop asking pointless questions?
Joim us on the next Random Insanity: Return of the Insane! (Note: Name and all subtitles created by Roll) :) :yinyang: :xmas:

*caller*hellu???
duo-hello!!!you are on the totaly unnofiicial radio of xmvs.sf!!!
om,i wud like poke fied rice.2 eggoles und hunan beef.
duo-ok this is radio ur on the air wich song do you wanna here???
om talliban can by MADBLAST.COM *hint*
ok...

*caller*like am i the winner of like the million dollars???
duo-yes you are
-YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMGGGGG FFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCC*********

*caller*im gonna have to close this radio down.
duo-for???...
giving away 1000000 dollars of the bank of america's money!!!
(i wish i was a mod) :biggrin:

[quote:post_uid0="SiLent_BoB"]BoB:hello? is this Joe's free britney spears porno video store?

radio show guy:no this Radio Show... you do know that millions of people heard that on air and we have caller ID.....and you live in MY CLOSET!!!!(read my profile)

Bob:DOH!!...click... click.. are you sure?

radio show guy: yes

this is probably what you are doing right now ----> :eek:

this just came off the top of my head.. I WAS BORED! DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT!! OH LIKE YOU NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT!!![/quote]
GOOD!!!

SBYRD5=2 more calls and you get a prized CD from us ok
Keep calling.

Last time on "Radio Show"' series "Return of the Insane" secound saga named "The Rescued Are Traitors"
Our Main character of this Double Saga is ZeroEna"

LunarZero=Well I don't like to talk about me being from the moon but it is beautiful right.
(The moon is having a lunar eclipse)
Princess=It sure is...when it's used for evil....
LZero=(Farts)well anyway I need aa.....
(Zero faints from the smell of his self)
Princess=I was going to let you go,but once you showed your true earthling ways you must be punished for your lying no lunarian is able to gas like you....arrrrrgggggghhhhhhh
(Princess of evil is gaining more power from the fumes)
Princess=Odd by me being evil my power is growing guards seize himm!!! :exclamation:
LunarZero=(fars and wakes up)It was the.....garlic...pizza...ughhh.....
(faints back to dream land)
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(SBYRD5 and Roll)
Roll=Were running out of gas....
SBYRD5=Let's stop at that Scooby Doo adventure fun house over there :rolleyes:(Haunted Castle)
Roll=.........
SBYRD5=............ :eh:
Roll=....Yea......
(Taxi Stops)
SBYRD5=Hey let's steal the money from the money meter.
(Roll Kicks SBYRD5 in the ass)
Roll= Were not thiefs but really serious heros and me being the heroine :sneaky2:
SBYRD5= You sneak that was free :sneaky2:
(The two walk to the castle but Roll makes a call to Megaman first)
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(Megaman)
Megaman=Roll I'm fighting Bass and Protoman what is it. :cry:
(One hand punch punching Proto and the buster shoting Brass and using his neck to talk on the phone)
Long distence Roll with static=I need help from Auto,Eddy,Rush,and my favorite robot bird :inlove:
Megaman= ok thre on there way now
(Megaman teleports Rush,Auto,Eddy,"And my favorite Robot Bird")
Megaman=Later kid
Roll=love you bro
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I'm done typing for today so this is the what up so far Zero is knocked out Duo is going to kick Zero's ass,Roll and I are getting Recruites and are now heading towards the castle.
Death Scyth is sleeping waiting for user Duo....so it's useless.
I'M THE HERO OF THIS SAGA BECAUSE ZERO IS KNOCKED OUT
....then again Roll I could use some help this is my first big win........ :omg:

2 more calls and well give away a cool prize.

and now our newest hero Skippy!
::we see our hero skippy on the internet::

skippy:hmmm whats new on the forums....wah! hadoking is coming back! ...and i still havent found out what yonkers,ny is?
myrou?
skippy:shut up fu cker(thats my cat) go off and... do kitty things!
Skippy:bah! I'll go and see if i can find some more game sprites from gamegen.com(shameless plug)
........
........
Skippy:ooh new orochi iori gifs hmmmmmm
anouncer:but as soon skippy presses enter a internet wormhole opens up and sucks him in(kinda like in freakazoid)
skippy: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
*all of you base are belong to us*
Skippy: hey its that internet fad.... hey? whats all those women over their doin... *gasp* there naked! oh no its INTERNET PORN! (bum bum buummm)
Skippy: i never thought it end like this being smothered to death by boobs.....

will Skippy survive internet pornography the biggest thing since sliced bread? will fu cker the cat lose his master?
toon in next time!

Wow a mini series "The sidekick of FrEaKaZoId(WB show now cartoon newtwork early mornings at 4:00pm)SKIPPY"

The Saga's name is "Death by Femine Pillows"

Our other saga is at a stand still because typer SBYRD5 can't carry on th stroy alone so instead we'll make you laugh with the comedics of Silent_Bob.

Remember two more calls for a prize let those phones ring.
Tell Then I'm on my Break oh I'm standing by for calls. :music: :sleeping:

By help, do you mean you want me to type how you won the battle, and if so, I need a list of abilities you can use, and they must be LIMITED, not "I can do everything cause I said so", and if you don't want me to write it what do you need help with?

*calls the radio two times*
Roll: "did I win?"
Duo: "Yep!"
Roll: "YAY!"
Duo: "Come and get your prize!"
Roll: "Hold it for me, I got to do stuff... and please, check out my new sig!"
Duo: "Will do!"
Roll: (sweetly) "And Duo?"
Duo: "Yeah?"
Roll: "IF I EVER SEE YOU FACE TO FACE I AM GONNA HURT YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID TO ZEROENA!"
Duo: "Psh..."
Sbyrd: "ME TOO!"
everyone in the station: "YEAH!"
*Duo is now missing.....*



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Zero..... :butbut:

part 2 of our ongoning saga
chaper 2 death by feminine pillows

skippy: AIIEEEEEEEEE!
*eeeeeeerrrrrrrrkkkkkkkk*
Skippy :eh:
*warning their is pornagraphic material ahead if you are under 18 please press exit*
Skippy: well that was a close one.. thank god for parental controls!

after narrowly escaping the bosoms of doom Skippy continues to fly thru the information highway until he reaches his destination..

Skippy: what the hell am I doing and gamegen.com?(another shameless plug)
just then a bolt of energy strikes skippy causing him to change!
Skippy:feel strange... and its not just gas or hormones! hair getting longer and turning red!

after a few moments skippy has transformed into Iori!
cmom it was pretty obvious!!

stay tuned for the next espisode fist full of fur!

Hey! This is your dj, Roll. I'll be putting up Mp3's of songs. I'll take requests, but I might not do them. So, for the first song, you can have this: http://www.geocities.com/sakura_....low.zip It's called Have You Never Mellow from Dance Dance Revolution. Author... I don't know. Well who cares... *plays music for people* I'm also open to requests, so... call away, and I'll see what I can do! ^.~

part 3 of our story (the origin of skippy's powers)

episode 3 "Fist full of fur"
::after being transformed into one of his favorite video game characters skippy returns to his room::

skippy: hey Im back
myrou?
Skippy: hey fu cker how do ya like my new look
*HIIIIIIIISSSSSS* :angryfire:
skippy: hey what is that?...is that pot?...hey you took my stash!
mryou...
skippy: bull#### youre lieing!
mryou!
skippy:no i kick you're @$$! :angryfire:
::skippy then grabs his trusty plunger and a spagehti strainer for a helmet and prepares for battle::

elswhere.... kyo and iori two of the biggest video game rivals
ever where in the middle of a battle when...

iori: now to finish you...ARRRGGHGHHH!
kyo: :eh:
iori: WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BODY!! :omg:
::iori goes over to a mirror::
iori: :eek: n..nooo it can't be im in some other guys body!
kyo: :lol: now what are you gonna do shrimp!
iori: shut up! *kicks kyo in the family jewels*
kyo: !!!!!!!......ouuch....*collaspes*
iori: hmmmm with my shortened height I'll be able to dodge my opponents alot easier heheheheh :sneaky:

back at skippy's demolished room. skippy has just finished defeating his cat. now covered in fur and scratches he plans his next agenda.

(standing over fu cker)skippy: and that is why cats should not smoke.
myro..
skippy: do that again and you'll get worse...::groans:: now where is that neosporin and those cartoon bandaids i had.
later...
(covered in cartoon bandaids)skippy: with this newfound power I could protect the inocent,rescue puppies, and save the day!
mryou!
skippy:... your right! screw that! Im gonna pick up girls!

<span id='ME'><center>Roll starts to sing</center></span>
"Yame, no Yozoraga...."
<span id='ME'><center>Roll sees rain start again...</center></span>
-.-'

Oh welcome back Roll and my moves are.....

Spirit Gun=A very dense form of light I shoot out of my finger from my spirit energy.I can only do it once a day because I'm not strong enough to do it any more than that.....yet.

Kamouspirit=I can increase my strenght by 25%...but if there is an emergency I can increase my strenght almost twice as much.

(I can't do it yet but)Shotgun= the same as Spirit Gun but I can shot more than one shot at a time.
(Note:For me to do this I must master Spirit Gun first)


Oh Roll was it fun were you went,and Zero came back while you were gone we messed around in the Radio Station putting tooth paste in Duo's ice cream....and he ate it :lol: