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chaoscrippla 05-10-2005 11:22 AM

Ok, this is going to be uber cliche' but here it goes anyway.

If the polar ice caps where melting and there was an announcement that the whole world was going to flood in 24 hours, what would you do to survive the flood?

Theres is NO natural land what so ever after the flood, so no "i would find an island" crap.

Also, dont be a wanker and say "id build noahs ark!" if you do, ill send your ass to hell.





DISCUSS!


EDIT: And be realistic for jesus's sake!




Edited By chaoscrippla on 1115834597

bloodpack 05-10-2005 11:31 AM

seriously, id wish am dead
dont wana suffer all this hardships, being one of the survivors of this catastrophe
i dont wana witness ppl dying, having to choose the person id save, worrying what to bring, etc...
so id rather be dead in an instant

alamgir 05-10-2005 11:46 AM

Get a space shuttle and go to the moon.

gieandfer 05-10-2005 03:48 PM

simple. drown

Virtual Fighter 05-10-2005 04:24 PM

I'd say "SAVE ME JEBUS!"

Dark_Paladin_X 05-10-2005 04:28 PM

I'd say "Save me JEBUS" as well. :D

hmm. i would....

learn to breath underwater. :biggrin:

Elena 05-10-2005 04:49 PM

Kill Gush and use his big air head as a bouy.

$ilent K!ller 05-10-2005 06:23 PM

well then i'd just live as long as i have as a king and rob stores and what not Then....Drown

gieandfer 05-10-2005 07:00 PM

lol. if i do live nothin but fish would be left. so i guess i get a big ass joe crabs shack feast. go to everyones house(whats left of it) and take what i can. then id kill myself out of boredom

SolidSnake76 05-10-2005 08:15 PM

live on the norweigan dawn

you didnt say anything about boats, they would survive if they dont run aground or get tipped by waves. hell if any of u wanna start fightin, i swim to a US aircraft carrier

gieandfer 05-10-2005 08:23 PM

use ur logic. bring a lifeboat or those life things that inflate an are oranges. only thing u have to watch out for is sharks

solidsnake:he said no boats

asshole 05-10-2005 09:35 PM

That's easy, i'd go to a bank, and get like 1 million dollar loan and go buy tha bigggggggest boat there is(TITANIC style) and live in that, DUH!

gieandfer 05-10-2005 09:37 PM

what IS it with u people? NO BOATS

asshole 05-10-2005 09:54 PM

He didn't say "NO BOATS", ya terd burgler!
He said "Don't be a Wanker and say i'd build Noah's Arch", there's a HUGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE difference!

dominicankid098 05-10-2005 11:00 PM

Do like Elian Gonzalez and ride on top of a dolphin.

or

I would hire the Cubans to build me one of them "Pick-up Truck" Floating devices.

I swear, them cubans somehow managed to make the truck run on water. If I was NASA, I would have hired them quickly. Maybe they know a way to fly to the moon using cheaper items, instead of all this "hi-tech space shuttle" crap.




Edited By dominicankid098 on 1115791331

DX Zero 05-10-2005 11:39 PM

California would be the first to go anyway...
lmao..
i was going to say build a ark... till i fully read chaoscrippla first post...lol..
i'd mate for 24 hours and make a boat out off....i can't use that idea...

um...
i'd ride a whale lead by a jewish shark till the waves die down...




Edited By DX Zero on 1115793780

chaoscrippla 05-11-2005 11:06 AM

God you flipters, you would all die.



I forgot to mention, its going to pour down raining for 40 days and 40 nights AFTER the world is flooded.


Heres a realistic hint.


LIQUID OXYGEN!

alamgir 05-11-2005 11:13 AM

I'll think of a good answer when or if the time comes

asshole 05-11-2005 12:30 PM

[quote:post_uid0="chaoscrippla"]LIQUID OXYGEN![/quote]
And.. how long would THAT last?

alamgir 05-11-2005 01:20 PM

Yeah, whats the point in having liquid oxygen? Its not like all the oxygen in the Earth's atmosphere is gonna go because of flooding. And what asshole said is an imprtant factor too.

Angel-Eyes 05-11-2005 01:42 PM

[quote:post_uid0="chaoscrippla"]EDIT: And be realistic for jesus's sake![/quote]
how do we be realistic if the scenario you gave us is completely silly.



no matter, I would take a spaceship to mars and then terraform it...

oh yeah and I would bring several hot women to be my wives to repopulate

SolidSnake76 05-11-2005 04:05 PM

[quote:post_uid0="gieandfer"]solidsnake:he said no boats[/quote]
where? where you see that?

and chaos, this will NEVER happen. god did done promise he never flood the earth again. and even if this ever did happen, out of the thousands or millions of boat in the world, one would have to survive.

btw, describe the liquid oxygen for us, how would u use it?

gieandfer 05-11-2005 06:35 PM

Quote:

ya terd burgler!
ur five times what that means
Quote:

California would be the first to go anyway...
what makes u think that?

Elena 05-11-2005 07:45 PM

[quote:post_uid0="gieandfer"]
Quote:

California would be the first to go anyway...
what makes u think that?
[/quote]
With all those dang earthquakes y'all have over there. The bottom part of cali will soon float away...plus y'all are like right on a fault line if I remember correctly.

gieandfer 05-11-2005 07:46 PM

ur just hating cause we have sun.......

Elena 05-11-2005 07:49 PM

[quote:post_uid0="gieandfer"]ur just hating cause we have sun.......[/quote]
Um...I'm a Miamian(is that a word)...are you saying we don't have sun. Now unless your talking about North Cakalaki then we have sun and SNOW!!! Beat that.

05-11-2005 07:51 PM

[quote:post_uid0="chaoscrippla"]Ok, this is going to be uber cliche' but here it goes anyway.

If the polar ice caps where melting and there was an announcement that the whole world was going to flood in 24 hours, what would you do to survive the flood?

Theres is NO natural land what so ever after the flood, so no "i would find an island" crap.

Also, dont be a wanker and say "id build noahs ark!" if you do, ill send your ass to hell.





DISCUSS!


EDIT: And be realistic for jesus's sake!
[/quote]
What would you do queer man, ahaha anyway i'd keep pushing my self to the top until something eventually happens.

gieandfer 05-11-2005 07:59 PM

we have beaches

asshole 05-11-2005 09:57 PM

[quote:post_uid0="gieandfer"]
Quote:

ya terd burgler!
ur five times what that means
Quote:

California would be the first to go anyway...
what makes u think that?
[/quote]
So you're sayin' I steal Portable Potties for a living?

gieandfer 05-11-2005 10:42 PM

yep

asshole 05-11-2005 10:50 PM

Shhhhhhieeeeeeeeeeet, COOL! ;]

gieandfer 05-11-2005 10:57 PM

ur not supposed to think thats good. i want to make u feel miserable u STD
u see that didnt even make sense

asshole 05-11-2005 11:25 PM

You know what makes no sense?
Givin' your dad an erection to Provide your mom with an ear infection.

gieandfer 05-12-2005 12:23 AM

ur life makes no sense!

asshole 05-12-2005 10:09 AM

;]

chaoscrippla 05-12-2005 10:58 AM

@Kester- How is the polar ice caps melting silly? How about you read up on global warming aye?

I simply accelerated the whole thing (ala "day after tomorrow").


@Solidsnake76: Please dont bring that poop in here. I have no opposition to anyones religion but if your so "that will NEVER happen "ish then you shouldnt have postedd in the first place.

And liquid oxygen is just what the name implys, if used properly you can breathe underwater with it, and it actually exists.



@Shadow-Ryu: why do you keep insulting me?

It seems you've become bitter since i pwned you on that old g.g. forum.

Go find a hobby, and while your looking, lay off my nutts.


And its been stated that california is actually sinking as we speak, it gos underwater a few centimeters every year or so i think.

asshole 05-12-2005 11:59 AM

My tolerence level has Peeked,
And it's time for heads to get thrown,
just because I sPeak PEACE,
doesn't mean I can't throw no boes.

Elena 05-12-2005 03:53 PM

[quote:post_uid0="gieandfer"]we have beaches[/quote]
Uh...I hope this doesn't sound too mean but when is the last time u've looked at a map. North Carolina has beaches....and duh of course Miami/Florida has beaches.

gieandfer 05-12-2005 04:09 PM

so? we have the sun. the most powerful element of them all. without it, wed die

Elena 05-12-2005 04:22 PM

I think the sun is getting to your head...because I just said we have sun....or maybe it's the energy drinks...


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