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Tell me what you know about Yellow 5.
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what is that?
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lowers your sperm count
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disgusting !
using mans yellow fluid against themself ! :lol: :longlaugh: i seriously have no idea of what it is ! |
yellow 5's in mountain due!
stay away from that stuff.... |
Oh wait theres more.
It's in Instant pudding M&M's Twinkies. etc. Man it's even in some pickles. |
advice:
Stop flogging the dolphin Do not choke the chicken Lay off on spanking the monkey *Be sure to go about with a loaded gun |
First: Mountain Dew is the nectar of the gods for all I'm concerned.
Second: You would need to drink about a pool's worth of Dew to become "sterile" for the night, so don't try using it for protection now. I think you'd be quite surprised, eh? |
Dan "Beating Your Meat" Well, only shortly lower sperm count your body will produce more semen.Your testicles will shrink though..... ???
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:shocked:
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You should be scaried this is not a joke.
I put it in random insanity because some of you laugh at the word Penis,and Testicles. |
okay so..........................
mountain dew is evil huh? *adds (Dew) to list of things to stay away from* |
lol its like steroids, it makes u feel better, but shrinks ur ballz :laugh:
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no more mountain dew, no more sprite. ok, now i be able to have sex with a girl better.
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....you guys have no idea do you? Yellow 5 is nothing more than Tartrazine. Tartrazine (E-102 in Europe) is a coal-tar derivative that is used to colour foods, cosmetics, and other products. It is literally industrial waste. Trust me, it's used in a LOT more than what you listed.
This is why I drink my own bottled water, from my own little stream, in my own little corner of the hidden part of my closet. |
[quote:post_uid0="SBYRD5"]Oh wait theres more.
It's in Instant pudding M&M's Twinkies. etc. Man it's even in some pickles.[/quote] O NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! i eat instant pudding-at school i drink mountain du occasionally sometimes i eat m & m s darn......i'm probably half empty already lol :0 sbyrd-so true so true ;) (good thing i dont like pickles and twinkies,i better make a list) |
...OH please. All it CAN do for you is make you get hives or swollen eyelids IF you're sensitive to it. Nothing else. And if you are going to stop eating food with tartrazine inside of it, then you had better buy a farm. Everything has it, except for water. It's the curse of our humanity. But feel free to not listen to me. I'm just a cute girl who knows a lot.
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[quote:post_uid0="Roll"]...OH please. All it CAN do for you is make you get hives or swollen eyelids IF you're sensitive to it. Nothing else. And if you are going to stop eating food with tartrazine inside of it, then you had better buy a farm. Everything has it, except for water. It's the curse of our humanity. But feel free to not listen to me. I'm just a cute girl who knows a lot.[/quote]
maybe knows too much .... :biggrin: i'll just take extra precautions..... ;) |
[quote:post_uid0="SolidSnake76"]no more mountain dew, no more sprite. ok, now i be able to have sex with a girl better.[/quote]
Sprite is ok Surge Mello Yellow Mountian Dew Stay away from all green soda alright men. Serious Roll I drink 100% juice only.I stay away from soda because it rots my teeth.I have "Cyrstal" bottle water taken to my house weekily. Roll is right it's in almost everything. Check your labels. Hmm I've heard something about Chemical "Yellow 6" Death Ray for women. I've heard that if you it Tomatos it could reduce the hcance of "Testiclular Cancer" and could also increase the blood flow to the penis.In which could help you have a larger erection. So eat your Tomato Soup!!!! |
[quote:post_uid0="SBYRD5"][quote:post_uid0="SolidSnake76"]no more mountain dew, no more sprite. ok, now i be able to have sex with a girl better.[/quote]
Sprite is ok Surge Mello Yellow Mountian Dew Stay away from all green soda alright men. Serious Roll I drink 100% juice only.I stay away from soda because it rots my teeth.I have "Cyrstal" bottle water taken to my house weekily. Roll is right it's in almost everything. Check your labels. Hmm I've heard something about Chemical "Yellow 6" Death Ray for women. I've heard that if you it Tomatos it could reduce the hcance of "Testiclular Cancer" and could also increase the blood flow to the penis.In which could help you have a larger erection. So eat your Tomato Soup!!!![/quote] ??? i think we all know tomatoes help little billy..... ;) |
OMG, the only thing that your safe with that doesn't have yellow 5 is Water.
almost everything else has it in some way or form. But your right, you would have to drink a semi-trailer load of it to even lower about 5% of your count. (and that's just for a day) also, does it really matter about trying to save yourself from Cancer? Your getting it from your Comp now, you get it from foods, so either way you'll get it or avoid living an ordernary day. Thus, does it really matter staying away from something? |
why is everyone making it sound like yellow 5 causes disease? it only slightly (and i mean slighty) lowers sperm count. So? eat, drink and be merry!!
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[quote:post_uid0="Jaims"]why is everyone making it sound like yellow 5 causes disease? it only slightly (and i mean slighty) lowers sperm count. So? eat, drink and be merry!![/quote]
yes, exactly! We're all going to die anyway, and men will still have enough of there seed to pass on by the time their old enough to not have to worry, besides it only lowers 5%! not a big deal, it only takes one to make a kid. |
and think....5% less mess to clean of the bed! :p
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Fine with that attiude when you walk into the locker room,and the guys say "You have small balls!" don't talk to me. ???
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Like I have to shower in front of other guys. :rolleyes:
and small balls? dubya tee eff? all in your head, lower sperm count doesn't mean you have one. |
i don't get it, SO WHAT? i mean alot of the stuff you guys consume are bad for your health. some i bet nobody knows. it's not going to kill you! it's not going to cause some deformities to your body or give you some disease.
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well sbyrd if ppl say that you can say-well look bucko,you have a small penee(lol,if they do,i learned that word off of adult swim)or you can say-look in a mirror you hermafrodite!!!! :biggrin:
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Joe skips past every single post to make a comment
YAAAAHHHH!! YELLOW 5! NOOOOOOO! EVIL, EVIL, EVIL, GYAHHH! NO KIDDIES, NO KIDDIES, NO KIDDIES!! |
Yellow 5 is in EVERYTHING!!!
And it's not like it's BAD FOR YOU. So, just eat your daily food... Unless yer having some personal problems, heh. |
asshole is right,it is in every thing
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god, you people think up of the sickest threads! don't you have anything better to do than to talk about stuff like this?
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it's called maturity
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First off I didn't say it in a inmature way. I just wanted to under the Chemical "Yellow 5".I was wondering where the rumors true.Thats all. ???
Sorry if I offened or disturbed anyone here. |
or if they are in the 3 rd grade and dont understand this yet.....
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It's a proven fact. Yellow 5 and Yellow 6 kill sperm. Now, even though it's in everything, it's not as potent. However, in drinks like Mountain Dew and Surge!, it's a lot more concentrated, and has more of an effect. I havent' drank either one in like five years.
In case anyone didn't see Joe's momentary lapse of spam, he'll repeat it now... YAAAAHHHH!! YELLOW 5! NOOOOOOO! EVIL, EVIL, EVIL, GYAHHH! NO KIDDIES, NO KIDDIES, NO KIDDIES!! |
I'm glade Joe has some sense.... ???
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*ahem* I danger to our male youth... :shocked:
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i think this is the 3rd old thread u brought up. |
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