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SBYRD5 11-23-2002 07:33 PM

Tell me what you know about Yellow 5.

SolidSnake76 11-23-2002 07:34 PM

what is that?

DanYankees 11-23-2002 07:35 PM

lowers your sperm count

SSJKarma 11-23-2002 07:48 PM

disgusting !

using mans yellow fluid against themself !
:lol: :longlaugh:

i seriously have no idea of what it is !

DanYankees 11-23-2002 07:49 PM

yellow 5's in mountain due!

stay away from that stuff....

SBYRD5 11-23-2002 07:51 PM

Oh wait theres more.

It's in Instant pudding

M&M's

Twinkies.

etc.

Man it's even in some pickles.

DanYankees 11-23-2002 07:54 PM

advice:

Stop flogging the dolphin
Do not choke the chicken
Lay off on spanking the monkey

*Be sure to go about with a loaded gun

Jhteck29 11-23-2002 07:57 PM

First: Mountain Dew is the nectar of the gods for all I'm concerned.
Second: You would need to drink about a pool's worth of Dew to become "sterile" for the night, so don't try using it for protection now. I think you'd be quite surprised, eh?

SBYRD5 11-23-2002 08:11 PM

Dan "Beating Your Meat" Well, only shortly lower sperm count your body will produce more semen.Your testicles will shrink though..... ???

dexterslab69 11-23-2002 09:03 PM

:shocked:

SBYRD5 11-23-2002 09:05 PM

You should be scaried this is not a joke.

I put it in random insanity because some of you laugh at the word Penis,and Testicles.

DARKPICCOLO 11-23-2002 11:19 PM

okay so..........................

mountain dew is evil huh?

*adds (Dew) to list of things to stay away from*

DX Zero 11-23-2002 11:26 PM

lol its like steroids, it makes u feel better, but shrinks ur ballz :laugh:

pip99 11-24-2002 02:22 AM

Quote:

lowers your sperm count
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

SolidSnake76 11-24-2002 07:40 AM

no more mountain dew, no more sprite. ok, now i be able to have sex with a girl better.

Roll 11-24-2002 09:09 AM

....you guys have no idea do you? Yellow 5 is nothing more than Tartrazine. Tartrazine (E-102 in Europe) is a coal-tar derivative that is used to colour foods, cosmetics, and other products. It is literally industrial waste. Trust me, it's used in a LOT more than what you listed.
This is why I drink my own bottled water, from my own little stream, in my own little corner of the hidden part of my closet.

akuma_forever 11-24-2002 09:12 AM

[quote:post_uid0="SBYRD5"]Oh wait theres more.

It's in Instant pudding

M&M's

Twinkies.

etc.

Man it's even in some pickles.[/quote]
O NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! i eat instant pudding-at school
i drink mountain du occasionally
sometimes i eat m & m s darn......i'm probably half empty already lol :0

sbyrd-so true so true ;) (good thing i dont like pickles and twinkies,i better make a list)

Roll 11-24-2002 09:17 AM

...OH please. All it CAN do for you is make you get hives or swollen eyelids IF you're sensitive to it. Nothing else. And if you are going to stop eating food with tartrazine inside of it, then you had better buy a farm. Everything has it, except for water. It's the curse of our humanity. But feel free to not listen to me. I'm just a cute girl who knows a lot.

akuma_forever 11-24-2002 09:23 AM

[quote:post_uid0="Roll"]...OH please. All it CAN do for you is make you get hives or swollen eyelids IF you're sensitive to it. Nothing else. And if you are going to stop eating food with tartrazine inside of it, then you had better buy a farm. Everything has it, except for water. It's the curse of our humanity. But feel free to not listen to me. I'm just a cute girl who knows a lot.[/quote]
maybe knows too much .... :biggrin: i'll just take extra precautions..... ;)

SBYRD5 11-24-2002 11:56 AM

[quote:post_uid0="SolidSnake76"]no more mountain dew, no more sprite. ok, now i be able to have sex with a girl better.[/quote]
Sprite is ok

Surge
Mello Yellow
Mountian Dew

Stay away from all green soda alright men.

Serious Roll I drink 100% juice only.I stay away from soda because it rots my teeth.I have "Cyrstal" bottle water taken to my house weekily.

Roll is right it's in almost everything.

Check your labels.

Hmm I've heard something about Chemical "Yellow 6" Death Ray for women.

I've heard that if you it Tomatos it could reduce the hcance of "Testiclular Cancer" and could also increase the blood flow to the penis.In which could help you have a larger erection.

So eat your Tomato Soup!!!!

akuma_forever 11-24-2002 12:51 PM

[quote:post_uid0="SBYRD5"][quote:post_uid0="SolidSnake76"]no more mountain dew, no more sprite. ok, now i be able to have sex with a girl better.[/quote]
Sprite is ok

Surge
Mello Yellow
Mountian Dew

Stay away from all green soda alright men.

Serious Roll I drink 100% juice only.I stay away from soda because it rots my teeth.I have "Cyrstal" bottle water taken to my house weekily.

Roll is right it's in almost everything.

Check your labels.

Hmm I've heard something about Chemical "Yellow 6" Death Ray for women.

I've heard that if you it Tomatos it could reduce the hcance of "Testiclular Cancer" and could also increase the blood flow to the penis.In which could help you have a larger erection.

So eat your Tomato Soup!!!![/quote]
??? i think we all know tomatoes help little billy..... ;)

Squall87 11-24-2002 12:58 PM

OMG, the only thing that your safe with that doesn't have yellow 5 is Water.

almost everything else has it in some way or form. But your right, you would have to drink a semi-trailer load of it to even lower about 5% of your count. (and that's just for a day)


also, does it really matter about trying to save yourself from Cancer? Your getting it from your Comp now, you get it from foods, so either way you'll get it or avoid living an ordernary day.


Thus, does it really matter staying away from something?

Jhteck29 11-24-2002 01:09 PM

why is everyone making it sound like yellow 5 causes disease? it only slightly (and i mean slighty) lowers sperm count. So? eat, drink and be merry!!

Squall87 11-24-2002 01:13 PM

[quote:post_uid0="Jaims"]why is everyone making it sound like yellow 5 causes disease? it only slightly (and i mean slighty) lowers sperm count. So? eat, drink and be merry!![/quote]
yes, exactly!


We're all going to die anyway, and men will still have enough of there seed to pass on by the time their old enough to not have to worry, besides it only lowers 5%! not a big deal, it only takes one to make a kid.

akuma_forever 11-24-2002 01:43 PM

and think....5% less mess to clean of the bed! :p

SBYRD5 11-24-2002 01:47 PM

Fine with that attiude when you walk into the locker room,and the guys say "You have small balls!" don't talk to me. ???

Squall87 11-24-2002 01:52 PM

Like I have to shower in front of other guys. :rolleyes:

and small balls? dubya tee eff? all in your head, lower sperm count doesn't mean you have one.

princevegetam 11-24-2002 02:00 PM

i don't get it, SO WHAT? i mean alot of the stuff you guys consume are bad for your health. some i bet nobody knows. it's not going to kill you! it's not going to cause some deformities to your body or give you some disease.

akuma_forever 11-25-2002 05:16 AM

well sbyrd if ppl say that you can say-well look bucko,you have a small penee(lol,if they do,i learned that word off of adult swim)or you can say-look in a mirror you hermafrodite!!!! :biggrin:

Nantuko Joe 11-25-2002 05:42 AM

Joe skips past every single post to make a comment

YAAAAHHHH!! YELLOW 5! NOOOOOOO! EVIL, EVIL, EVIL, GYAHHH! NO KIDDIES, NO KIDDIES, NO KIDDIES!!

asshole 11-25-2002 11:50 AM

Yellow 5 is in EVERYTHING!!!

And it's not like it's BAD FOR YOU.

So, just eat your daily food...
Unless yer having some personal problems, heh.

akuma_forever 11-25-2002 02:18 PM

asshole is right,it is in every thing

mooo1 11-25-2002 03:06 PM

god, you people think up of the sickest threads! don't you have anything better to do than to talk about stuff like this?

princevegetam 11-25-2002 03:47 PM

it's called maturity

SBYRD5 11-25-2002 06:40 PM

First off I didn't say it in a inmature way. I just wanted to under the Chemical "Yellow 5".I was wondering where the rumors true.Thats all. ???

Sorry if I offened or disturbed anyone here.

akuma_forever 11-26-2002 05:00 AM

or if they are in the 3 rd grade and dont understand this yet.....

Nantuko Joe 11-26-2002 07:12 AM

It's a proven fact. Yellow 5 and Yellow 6 kill sperm. Now, even though it's in everything, it's not as potent. However, in drinks like Mountain Dew and Surge!, it's a lot more concentrated, and has more of an effect. I havent' drank either one in like five years.

In case anyone didn't see Joe's momentary lapse of spam, he'll repeat it now...

YAAAAHHHH!! YELLOW 5! NOOOOOOO! EVIL, EVIL, EVIL, GYAHHH! NO KIDDIES, NO KIDDIES, NO KIDDIES!!

SBYRD5 11-26-2002 09:15 AM

I'm glade Joe has some sense.... ???

Roll's Friend 05-11-2003 04:55 PM

*ahem* I danger to our male youth... :shocked:

SolidSnake76 05-11-2003 08:46 PM

...................

i think this is the 3rd old thread u brought up.


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