WHY THE CHICKEN CROSSED THE ROAD????:

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

COLIN POWELL: Now at the left of the screen, you clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

HANZ BLIX: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed access to the other side of the road.

JACQUES CHIRAC: We will veto any resolution regarding non-compliance of the chicken whether it has or has not crossed the road!

MOHAMMED ALDOURI (Iraq ambassador): The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We don't even have a chicken.

SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

AL GORE: I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the chicken crossing the road represented the application of these two different functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater services to the American people.

RALPH NADER: The chicken's habitat on the original side of the road had been polluted by unchecked industrialist greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American.

RUSH LIMBAUGH: I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll bet it was getting a government grant to cross the road, and I'll bet someone out there is already forming a support group to help chickens with crossing-the-road syndrome. Can you believe this? How much more of this can real Americans take? Chickens crossing the road paid for by their tax dollars, and when I say tax dollars, I'm talking about your money, money the government took from you to build roads for chickens to cross.

MARTHA STEWART: No one called to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the farmer's market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

DR. SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, The chicken crossed the road, But why it crossed, I've not been told!

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain. Alone.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

GRANDPA: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting and went on to accomplish its life-long dream of crossing the road.

BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken? Whether the chicken crossed the road, or the road crossed the chicken, depends upon your frame of reference.

JERRY SEINFIELD: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway"?

LMSO!
That's one of the funniest things in RI. It is worthy . . . *bows*

wow pip damn man :shocked: lol...!!!

laughin my muthafukin ass off!!!!! :laughlong: :laughlong:

O My God.....dude I Laughed so hard my stomache started to hurt...LMAO! :laugh:

why did it crosse the rode causes it is dum

[quote:post_uid0="king_of_ken"]why did it crosse the rode causes it is dum[/quote]
so is ur mom =/ :shocked:

pip: HaHahAHahHAhaHAha good 1 im like my muda f.ucking ass off..... :laughlong: :laughlong: :laughlong: :laughlong:

dubya tee eff?

[quote:post_uid0="Xicer"]dubya tee eff?[/quote]
y are u confused? ???

im confused at what King of ken said.

just ignore him its 1 of his homosexual talks! ???

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!

This is some FUNNY SHlT MAN!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!
LMFAO!!!

KARMA:"i ask you, is it really important to know if the chicken crossed the road ? the WHY isn't important, the HOW is more !"

Razz:"Chicken . . . they're flammable, right?"



BTW, this thread should be freak'n Stickied, man!

I read this thing like 5 times and I luaghed everytime!!!!!Lol...It brings me laughter.

i read like 10 times and im still laughing my ass of :shocked:

ps: careful king_of_ken is very homosexual ???

At first when I saw the name of thread I was like...oh man be serious...

But when I started to read...<span style='font-size:12pt;line-height:100%'>LOL</span>

The English Man Impresses uno again.

Lol English Boy...damn its still funny. :laugh:

lol that son of a bitch.

thats sum funny shizt.

lol pip you make that whole thing up yourself... Way to much time on your hands man... but still funny as hell keep it up.

lol roflmfao nice jokes man!!!!

[quote:post_uid0="Winky_Dinks"]lol pip you make that whole thing up yourself... Way to much time on your hands man... but still funny as hell keep it up.[/quote]
lol no i made 2 up...the bottom 2..the rest my brohter emailed ill ask him if he dome em or not.

Yeah, I could tell they were different typing styles. :D YOu and the rest of'em.
But yeah, this thread should be stickied.