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Just fo' fun haha

how can 1+1 still = 1?
happy solving twisted......
lol

how come this thread is gay??? and who is ur team??

whats 1+1?
is it nap time?
where do i live?
everytime i look in water im drowning but still living hows that?

Who made God..dats whut im worried bout.

Who invented the use of CD's?

who fliped ur mom?

why did you make this topic ?
why do we eat ?
who is my dad ?

Yo, why is Jadakiss as hard as it gets
Why is the industry designed to keep the artist in dept
And why them dudes ain't ridin' if there part of your set
And why they never get it poppin' but they party to death
Yea, and why they gon give you life for a murder
Turn around only give you eight months for a burner, it's goin down
Why they sellin' niggaz CD's for under a dime
If it's all love daddy why you come wit your nine
Why my niggaz ain't get that cake
Why is a brother up North better than Jordan
That ain't get that break
Why you ain't stackin' instead of tryin' to be fly
Why is rattin' at an all time high
Why are you even alive
Why they kill Tupac n' Chris
Why at the bar you ain't take straight shots instead of poppin Crist'
Why them bullets have to hit that door
Why did Kobe have to hit that raw
Why he kiss that whore
Why
Why would people push pounds and powder
Why did bush knock down the towers
Why you around them cowards
Why Aaliyah have to take that flight
Why my homie D ain't pull out his Ferrari
Why he take that bike
Why they gotta open your package and read your mail
Why they stop lettin' niggaz get degreez in jail
Why you gotta do eighty-five percent of your time
And why do Rappers lie in eighty-five percent of they rhymes
Why a homie always want what he can't have
Why I can't come through in the pecan Jag
Why did crack have to hit so hard
Even though it's almost over
Why niggaz can't get no jobs
Why they come up wit the witness protection
Why they let the terminator win the election
Come on, pay attention
Why sell in the stores what you can sell in the streets
Why I say the hottest poop but we sellin' the least

Why Halle have to let a white man pop her to get a Oscar
Why Denzel have to be crooked before he took it
Why they didn't make the CL6 wit a clutch
And if you don't smoke why the hell you reachin' for my dutch
Why rap, cause I need air time
Why be on the curb wit a 'Why lie, I need a beer sign'
Why all the young niggaz is dyin'
Cause they moms at work, they pops is gone, they livin' wit iron
Why they ain't give us a cure for aids
Why my diesel have fiends in the spot on the floor for days
Why you screamin' like it's slug, it's only the hawk
Why my buzz in L.A. ain't like it is in New York
Why you forcin' you to be hard
Why ain't you a thug by choice
Why the whole world love my voice
Why try to tell 'em that it's the flow son
And you know why they made the new twenties
Cause I got all my old ones
That's why

yeah yea w0rd up homie!!
fliping bust gats




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Okay here are all your answers,

1+1=1, it doesn't silly, it = 2 :laugh:
Why is this thread gay? Well you and it have something in common
Who is your team? Me and my penis
How come people have names? Because i felt it was a good idea
How come this topic is weird? The lemon made me do it
How come 2 is bigger than ace in poker but 3 is smaller than 2? Because when i invented poker i thought i would like to mess with peoples minds...understand? Obviously it worked
Why do you have hair? Otherwise i would look silly, duh
What 1+1? A triangle
Is it nap-time? Yes, now go to sleep
Where do i live? Downstairs in the basement
Everytime i look in water i am drowning but still alive, how is that? Its called a reflection, do yourself a favour and either really drown or stop looking in water :)
Who made God? I did silly :buttrock:
Who invented the use of CD's? You did, dont you remember?
Who Fliped your mom? You...?
Why did you make this topic? Because with all the equilateral triangles around these days, i am the only cobobulator to answer such heinous questions in the eye of God
Why do we eat? To poop of course
Who is my father? Darth Vader i believe

And crystal, who the hell would be stupid enough to write that many questions, or copy and paste em, im not even going to give you the satisfaction of getting them answered from me, just plain silly, silly, silly, silly :laughlong:

why do we sleep ?! :)

you r not even answer the question with some real answers

What is real?......real is nothing but a word, which means nothing to me ???

[quote:post_uid0="Twiztid Tim"]What is real?......real is nothing but a word, which means nothing to me ???[/quote]
real is what actually happens

like if you killed someone you ll got to jail and not get a reward for killing an innocent. that's real
and if youdont' believe then go and kill someone and see what happens.....

dubya tee eff

[quote:post_uid0="hotsexi_chic"][quote:post_uid0="Twiztid Tim"]What is real?......real is nothing but a word, which means nothing to me ???[/quote]
real is what actually happens

like if you killed someone you ll got to jail and not get a reward for killing an innocent. that's real
and if youdont' believe then go and kill someone and see what happens.....[/quote]
Can i kill you?