I was walking from Windarossa's house at about midnight staring into the pavement as I walked, listening to some Jon Secada on my cd player... suddenly... I see a guy laying on the floor right infront of me! My heart just jolted and I stutter stepped for a second and just walked around him... Did I mention it was Saturday night? The guy was spiffed up in a leather jacket and black jeans just laying their in the pavement... could've been drunk.. he also could've been dead... Either way, I just walked by him and went to the next Jon Secada track, Too Late Too Soon.

True insane story collection... Everyone post your own whenever you like and if you don't want to tell your tales, comment on the latest story.

well i had one like that me and my boys (about 5 ofus) were coming home from this party at like 3 in the morning when this high drunk dude jumps in front us he started staggering toward us then we ran and then this cop comes up to us and asks us what we were doing out so late and before we could answer the drunk dude jumps the cop and woops his but. then he took a piss on the cop. Man we ran all the way home laughing

:shocked: ............. You just ran from the cop getting whooped!?.... :D :laugh: :laughlong:

One time me and my friend saw a staggering drunk and we led him onto the porch of someone's house. My friend want to be all righteous and he didn't want to leave him falling all over the sidewalk... Be righteous to someone who likes to drink and walk around like an idiot? I can't believe my friend talked me into helping that alcoholic.

i remember when Restavega used to happily post and lived and died by the forum in only a matter of weeks. Then the evil Kingryu1 just got jealous with envy and banned him... my poor Restavega who made me a gold VIP member... your the best, rest.

I was riding my bike when I was 10 and some guys were walking up and down the streets they got on there bikes and started chasing me. As I Turned a corner someone backed out of there drive way and the guys slammed into the side of there truck.

[quote:post_uid0="Saijin_Ryu"][/quote]
It was 2 A.M. on a saturday, and within my little circle of friends, we all take turns watching over a small elementary school during the night on weekends. It's a very good school, with nice teachers, and students who actually like to learn; the way it should be. Unfortunately, people like to harass the school a lot, and continuously tag it, or paint it, or just damage it.

In any case, I was walking from the opposite side; the side with a playground. Now,there is a particularly ugly piece of equipment that is used to exercise climbing and crawling skills, and is really fun to just be inside or on top of. People call it the "cheese". I passed by it, and I noticed an ugly protrusion sticking out of one of the holes. Now, since I was on "patrol", I couldn't exactly ignore it, so I went over to check on it.
Not even I could have guessed that it was just a guy with a bucket on his said that had an emblem and the letters "KFC" on it. I decided to take off the bucket, though, and I didn't really like what I found. I tried looking around the area for a source: in the woodchips, garbage, nearby equipment, and in the trees.
Nothing, nothing at all, could have grated off the man's skin like it was. Yes, people, the face was GRATED. Now, that wasn't the only freaky part. Upon getting to the nearest phone, I noticed that their was a nail filer on the ground. A metal one. So, basically, I found the murdered and the tool; A metal nail filer, and a (apparantly)Italian man who was only about 22 years old. The culprit's still on the loose, too. Needless to say, the cheese was washed thoroughly before the kids could play on it again.

Comments?

roll that is horrible! I would've freaked out. Did you continue your patrolling after that and/or seek some kind've comfort?

Actually, that is a very good question. No, I did not stop my patrol, since I've made a.. um... pact with my group that we would not stop no matter what. But because we're not the police force or anything, I ended up hiding on top of the school roof to watch over everything. I don't need to find comfort over this either, since similar things to this seem to be happening a lot lately. I'm just glad this is the only slaughter I have seen the result of so far.

I remember when i was about eight or nine my parents took me to Moskow to visit my grandmother. I was sitting in the kitchen and looking outside. My Grandma lived on the 18th floor. I saw a woman standing on a balchony in a building right across. I didn't think much of it at first, she stood there for about 15 minutes. I must have looked away for a moment because i didn't see her on the balchony anymore. I looked around and saw something that resembled a body right under that building. I didn't even take it in to considaration that it could have been a person, let alone that woman. An hour or so later i heard my parents in a kitchen saying some one had died. I looked outside the window and saw a bunch of people crowding around a body that was covered by a white sheet.

[quote:post_uid0="Roll"][quote:post_uid0="Saijin Ryu"][/quote]
It was 2 A.M. on a saturday, and within my little circle of friends, we all take turns watching over a small elementary school during the night on weekends. It's a very good school, with nice teachers, and students who actually like to learn; the way it should be. Unfortunately, people like to harass the school a lot, and continuously tag it, or paint it, or just damage it.

In any case, I was walking from the opposite side; the side with a playground. Now,there is a particularly ugly piece of equipment that is used to exercise climbing and crawling skills, and is really fun to just be inside or on top of. People call it the "cheese". I passed by it, and I noticed an ugly protrusion sticking out of one of the holes. Now, since I was on "patrol", I couldn't exactly ignore it, so I went over to check on it.
Not even I could have guessed that it was just a guy with a bucket on his said that had an emblem and the letters "KFC" on it. I decided to take off the bucket, though, and I didn't really like what I found. I tried looking around the area for a source: in the woodchips, garbage, nearby equipment, and in the trees.
Nothing, nothing at all, could have grated off the man's skin like it was. Yes, people, the face was GRATED. Now, that wasn't the only freaky part. Upon getting to the nearest phone, I noticed that their was a nail filer on the ground. A metal one. So, basically, I found the murdered and the tool; A metal nail filer, and a (apparantly)Italian man who was only about 22 years old. The culprit's still on the loose, too. Needless to say, the cheese was washed thoroughly before the kids could play on it again.

Comments?[/quote]
Such a cruel Death....a nail filer isn't even large...his throat must of been silt.

And of all the cruelness to leave a Kitchen Fresh Chicken Bucket on his head.

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Well Windrossa Kingryu1 is just messing with Rest he'll be back in 3 days...LOL

Rest aint so bad....he shouldn't try to oppose the NWO though. If your viewing this forum as a guest....just follow the rules bro to the best of your ability.

It's funny no? I was the trouble maker around here when I first joined lol. I was banned like 3 times.

But listen just enjoy the forum an try not to trash talk to much.
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I'd say sometime ago.Yes a year ago.

It was 11:45pm.Me and at that time my current best friend Dustin.

Were walking through a narrow street in our nieghborhood.
You must understand I live in the slums of NC. And I see prison breaks...and bounty hunters all the time.

So me and Dustin were going to take this short cut whic is pitch black near this Youth Center.Known as Loin's Park.

Me and Dustin aint your average dudes we have a few enemies....

So as were walking I'm talking about how cool it would be to get in a fight right now......when randomily Dustin said..

"Hey dubya tee eff!!!! James."

As soon as he said that me and him Jumped away from eachother and looked forward.

We saw a light in the dark someone was there.....In the ally...

Then I realize it's a Cigarette end burning...then we see the cig.. fall to the ground and being smuttered realizing the user put the cig out...

Dustin=What's really good? Come out in light?!

It turned out to be a relative of Dustin's it was pretty odd meeting him there...

But I live anything,but a normal life...



Edited By SBYRD5 on May 02 2004 at 05:05

Why would you want to get in to a fight? omg, hahahaha I just remembered you signature picture. So im guessing you get in to fights alot.

While reading your story, the whole time i though you were going to get your butt whipped. I'm glad you didn't get in to a fight.

Well you learn how to fight from fighting... ???

I use to be in a boxing circuit in my nieghborhood.

But anyway...

Another Weird day was when I was outside....and I kept saying the word. "Milcrowe." something like that and the sky kept getting darkier.

And it turned out it rained hail that day...

But it had been reported to be vigorious thunder storms..

LOL maybe I'll provide an image windrossa...me pip99,Xavier,and a few other peeps are the only pretty boys here...lol

LOL and trust me I don't look like someone who gets his asrse handed to him lmao!!!!!!



Edited By SBYRD5 on May 02 2004 at 05:10

I kinda have a story to tell..It's weird, but it happened on Graal Online

Ok,so when I entered the lobby and went out, I took a tisit to a tailor shop, which was a hangout for other players. Then I went to ask a guy for 5 rubees, and then he looked at me. This is were the chaos started. He said to me:

Guy: You want 5 rubees?

Ikaruga: Yeah I need it

Guy: HERE'S YOUR 5 RUBEES!!!!!

Then he started transforming me with his wand...Then I ran. I decided to travel south to Trent Town, which was a place were you get jumped by other guilds and clans. So one dude warped in the town, then as soon as I knew it, a whole bunch of players started jumping that dude.

Ikaruga: Man...I just wish that guy was smart enough not to warp here.

Then the same guy who transformed me appeared. He said:

Guy: You wanna know what I think?

Ikaruga: Uh oh...um...what?...

Guy:THIS

Then he started smashing me with his hammer...So I got back to the main town to head for the Spar Areana. It had seemed that the guy was nowhere in site, so I still kept a look out. While I was in the Spar Areana, he...was there...But he was invisible!

Guy: You cant hide from me.

Ikaruga: What do you want!? :shocked:

Guy: Your on my hitlist kid.

Ikaruga: Your hitlist!?

Then I ran for my life, refusing to look back, and went to hide in the tailor shop. HE WAS BEHIND ME.

Guy: I said you cant hide.

I made a frantic sprint out and hit underneath a bush. He had walked right pass me, but then he deciphered which one I was in...

Ikaruga: Why are you chasing me?!

Guy: Cuz you were messin with my friend

Ikaruga: Who? The no.oblet I beat the crap out of in the spar areana?

Guy: Yeah him. But guess what: I'm gonna call some people on you.

Ikaruga: (Whoo I'm scared...No, really, I am...) :shocked:

Then he ran away. So I traveled back to the hangout, until a band of guys came running in. They were known as:

The N.O.O.B. Police.

Then they walked infront me and handcuffed me.

Ikaruga: What the...

N.o.o.b. Officer #1: YOU ARE UNDER ARREST.

Ikaruga: For what!?

N.o.o.b. Officer: For violating the law of being a foolish and idiotic n.o.o.b.

Ikaruga: What are you talking about!? I'm only a Trail mode player!

Officer: Doesnt matter, if your a trail, your a n.o.o.b.

Ikaruga: Oh for god's sake!

Then I ran out of the shop, as well as running for my life. They were chasing me with their cars so I had no place to run. So I took a dragon from the barn and started running at full speed. But they were still on my tail. So I gave up and warped to another city. It seemed as though I was safe, then they appeared right infront of me. Then I warped and warped and warped, but no matter where I hid, they found me.

I drove myself crazy...Then the guy appeared again.

Ikaruga: WHAT DO YOU WANT?!

Guy: You shouldn't have messed with my friend.

Ikaruga: DUDE, THE N.O.O.B. POLICE IS AFTER ME. I DONT HAVE TIME FOR YOU.

Guy: Remember when I said I'd call some people?

Ikaruga: Yeah I Remem....OH...MY...GOD...I've been bamboozled...And I dont know what that means...

Guy: AHAHAHAH Now you see not to mess with the cops, and I told them to stop chasing you. You looked liek you've learned your lesson.

Ikaruga: :shocked:

Guy: Haha you look so pathetic for a trail.

Ikaruga: :shocked: Um...I gotta go...slay some monsters...

I straggled to run away...And I learned that I cant always mess with some people...They can call up gangs to jump you...



Edited By Ikaruga on May 02 2004 at 13:35

[quote:post_uid0="Ikaruga"]I straggled to run away...And I learned that I cant always mess with some people...They can call up gangs to jump you...[/quote]
LOL you might get by were I live LOL

Anyway this is one that happened last night
it was about 11 when about 7 of my freinds and i were walking around after a show. We saw these other dudes around chilling so we passed em by then we went to another show then in the show those same dudes we saw came after some other guys in the show. Knives were raised and people got cut up bad anyway I was hiding in the corner cuz i recognised one of the people and I knew if he saw me there i would have also been on the receiving end of some cuts but the weird part is when i was hiding i was hearing moans and when i turned around this guy was there by himself and i don't need to tell you what he was doing why he was moaning I had to stay there till the fight was over but that was one disgusting moment



Edited By wargun on May 02 2004 at 18:46

Ok. Here's one.


I guess it was 1:30am and on Saturday that just went by and i guess someone called my uncle saying he could give my uncle, aunt, and two kids free dope. YES FREE DOPE. anyways after the call another person called saying that not to listen to bob *I guess that's the first person's name* because he's a psycho and will kill him. My uncle ended up calling the cops. Well i guess when he woke up the next morning there was toilet paper and shaving creme all over his house and his car. Hmmm. Coincidence? ???

[quote:post_uid0="nWowolfpac"]Ok. Here's one.


I guess it was 1:30am and on Saturday that just went by and i guess someone called my uncle saying he could give my uncle, aunt, and two kids free dope. YES FREE DOPE. anyways after the call another person called saying that not to listen to bob *I guess that's the first person's name* because he's a psycho and will kill him. My uncle ended up calling the cops. Well i guess when he woke up the next morning there was toilet paper and shaving creme all over his house and his car. Hmmm. Coincidence? ???[/quote]
:shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked:

Ikaruga, Your story sounds a whole lot like what i have been going through. Interesting....

Wargun that was the funniest thing ever! I was dying laughing! Too bad it wasn't as funny for you &)

I have a few fight stories. Ill tell you the most dramatic one.

A few years back i used to attend a Yeshivah, a privet jewish school. It was VERY strict, the skirts couldn't be above the knees and god forbid if you ever wore a sleaveless shirt, they would have your parents go to counceling with you!

I was always a loner in that school. I only had a few people i spoke to but for a person who was a loner, i had a few to many enemies. This ugly fat girl hated my living guts! I dont even know why, she just hated me from the first day she saw me. I got choked by her once! I never told on her because i didn't want the hastle of explaining my situation to the authorities.

After about a year, things began to calm down, or so i thought. We were coming home on that horrible yellowbus, which i will never get out of my nightmares, and she sat behind me acting very nice and relaxed. Did i mention I had beautiful long hair, which i didnt cut for my whole life. Every one was always amazed by my hair and im guessing that girl didnt like it.

I came home that day crying my eyes out because the back of my head was full of gum. The next day i came to school with my new super short hair due, that made me look like a boy! I came up to her after school and withough a single word i grabed her by the hair and started continuesly hitting her head against the bus. She had to get five stiches and i was expelled.

_The End_



Edited By Windarossa on May 04 2004 at 22:43

[quote:post_uid0="Windarossa"]Ikaruga, Your story sounds a whole lot like what i have been going through. Interesting....

Wargun that was the funniest thing ever! I was dying laughing! Too bad it wasn't as funny for you &)

I have a few fight stories. Ill tell you the most dramatic one.

A few years back i used to attend a Yeshivah, a privet jewish school. It was VERY strict, the skirts couldn't be above the knees and god forbid if you ever wore a sleaveless shirt, they would have your parents go to counceling with you!

I was always a loner in that school. I only had a few people i spoke to but for a person who was a loner, i had a few to many enemies. This ugly fat girl hated my living guts! I dont even know why, she just hated me from the first day she saw me. I got choked by her once! I never told on her because i didn't want the hastle of explaining my situation to the authorities.

After about a year, things began to calm down, or so i thought. We were coming home on that horrible yellowbus, which i will never get out of my nightmares, and she sat behind me acting very nice and relaxed. Did i mention I had beatiful long hair, which i didnt cut for my whole life. Every one was always amazed by my hair and im guessing that girl didnt like it.

I came home that day crying my eyes out because the back of my head was full of gum. The next day i came to school with my new super short hair due, that made me look like a boy! I came up to her after school and withough a single word i grabed her by the hair and started continuesly hitting her head against the bus. She had to get five stiches and i was expelled.

_The End [/quote]
Windarossa a little advice all you had to do is find out where she lives and how she gets home then you simply wait in a corner for her and hit her with a trashcan or something then run home and they can't do anything to you cuz you were out of school, out ofuniform and unidentified.

That was just a usefuill hint for staying in school while getting revenge

Well, i was considering that before attacking her. I just had to do it and have every one see that dumb ##### being beat up. You should've seen her fat jiggling as i was beating the #### out of her. Her makeup started to run and her lipstick was like all over her face! She was just grabbing my hands and pleading for me to stop. I loved how when they pulled me off, i looked at my hands and saw a chunk of her hair that i ripped off, which i tossed at her bleeding face! I had to have every one see! I heard her mom took her to a different school, because they were too imbarassed to come back. Afcourse my mom beat the crap out of me at home but it was so worth it!!

i was walkin down the park wif my bro and i had a knifee in my hand playin with it then we saw a dead body my bro ran like hell cuz he was scared then the police came........i got arrested for murder i told them what happen but they wanted proof and i didnt have any so they threw me in jail for a while like 3weeks or so and my bro couldnt find the police station till he did he told them what happen and i got free from jail....

that was crazy...... i just did nothing lol i just wet on lol

That is.... insane!!! azncat... seriously. That's why you shouldn't walk around with knives... not to hurt people, but to keep from being a suspect in local murder!!

Now for another insane story...

I saw Men in Black twice in the theater... that's right... 2 times. At first I saw it with a friend I visited then I saw it with my loved ones... I had to go to therapy, I was so traumatized by the experience.

.........okay, j/k about the therapy but for real, I can't sleep at nights thinking what exactly propelled me to see it again... okay kidding about that too. When the sequel came out, my cousin was like "Are you going to go see it? You saw the first one twice!" and he burst out into laughter.

Sick thing is, when the second one came out I was like "Who is going to see that dumb movie!".... oh wait.. I saw this dumb movie the first time.... This time around I must say I did not make the same mistake but my cousin till this day calls me a big fan of MIB (might I add he was with me when we saw it the second time).

[quote:post_uid0="Restavega"]That is.... insane!!! azncat... seriously. That's why you shouldn't walk around with knives... not to hurt people, but to keep from being a suspect in local murder!![/quote]
well can you really blame me?? not my fault =/ i only live wif my bro 11 yr old our parents left us long time ago my bro dont know how to fight a dubya tee eff am i supposed to do if a murderer comes by?? watch them slaughter me?? my bad i just felt offended :p

antother insane story :)


ok i was walkin down the street when i saw this dog i folloowed the dog and it didnt notice me so i followed it then it saw a cat and attacked it. it tore open its stomach and the guts were spllin out then the dog saw me so what i did was knock it out with some pole i carry around for some reason...i knocked it out threw the dog somewhere and ran back to the cat.... i called my friends they called the vet and while i was waitin i poked it and it was still alive so my friend called vet and it lived.... i kept it a while and let it go on 2nd day and it stayed around our neighbor hood ever since and me and my bro took care of it a while then our neighbors took it in cuz we couldnt take care of it anymore....

You just always seem to have weapons on-hand.... lol

I once saw this kid in my school back in elementary and he puked in the cafeteria. This woman there made him clean up his own fomat and while he was cleaning it he continued to throw-up and having to clean that up too... sad sight... I felt so bad for him. He was just going back and fourth, to the garbage and to the fomat and continued puking along the way.

one time at my school some crazy ass student brought a gun and we had to ko his ass take his gun and hide it.... he was so mad that he commited suicide in our bathroom..... but the freakish things was that the blood was red ink and it was a dummy who suicided.... then on the mirror it said i ran home and im mental..... we laughed our asses off and we never saw him again lol and we found out the gun was a water gun painted black..... lol i got suspended for bringin a knife and a back up sword.... damn.... i got jumped that day but i still had my mini dagger :)

[quote:post_uid0="azncat"]one time at my school some crazy ass student brought a gun and we had to ko his ass take his gun and hide it.... he was so mad that he commited suicide in our bathroom..... but the freakish things was that the blood was red ink and it was a dummy who suicided.... then on the mirror it said i ran home and im mental..... we laughed our asses off and we never saw him again lol and we found out the gun was a water gun painted black..... lol i got suspended for bringin a knife and a back up sword.... damn.... i got jumped that day but i still had my mini dagger :)[/quote]
........... why don't you bring some body armor too!!! :shocked:

I hate walking a few days after it has snowed... Ice is everywhere. On my way home from school alot of people walk the same way once you leave the building... and once I lost my balance on the ice and was doing some sick ballet for about 5 seconds until I caught hold of a nearby fence. I heard people laughing and people cheering around me... I just put my head down and just kept walking..

The funny thing is that it was me, my brother, my cousin, and my friend pulling a prank on him. :D We must have been at his house at like 2:30am and we where really stoned. :D

Azncat your stories are a little too insane. Where do you live? The Twilight Zone! I mean, we all have a story about death and vilence....but damn!

A few weeks ago, i was coming out of my apartment and a black little kitty was sitting outside my door. Now i live on the second floor and i figured some one in the building must have lost it because their was no other way it could have gotten in.
It was so friendly and it kept meowing i couldnt just leave it out their like that and i couldn't take it in either because i already have a cat, who is by the way very territorial. I brought it food and played with it, but i didnt know what to do! So being the way iam, i went to every apartment asking wether they lost a kitty, not to mention it was 11 at night and i was waiking every body up and that my building has 5 floors. I found the owners, who unconviently enough for me lived on the 5th floor and didnt know there cat was missing. Im glad that the kitty was alright but now every one in the building wants to kill me. :laughlong:

I was with friends hanging out and we saw this guy in his van driving. Just then a cat made a run to get across the street and the van ran over it! The cat was flopping around frantically, must've been going into involuntary convulsions (most likely from pain, broken bones, and loss of breath)... omg... it was a horrible sight and nothing could be done. The guy in the van didn't even stop and get out, he just realized what he did a kept driving... and the cat we just watched as it just stopped flopping around on the floor as we called an operator to connect us to a vet.

[quote:post_uid0="Restavega"]I was with friends hanging out and we saw this guy in his van driving. Just then a cat made a run to get across the street and the van ran over it! The cat was flopping around frantically, must've been going into involuntary convulsions (most likely from pain, broken bones, and loss of breath)... omg... it was a horrible sight and nothing could be done. The guy in the van didn't even stop and get out, he just realized what he did a kept driving... and the cat we just watched as it just stopped flopping around on the floor as we called an operator to connect us to a vet.[/quote]
SO sad so sad how people can be so cruel to animals but at the same time so good that the cat learned that moving vehicles don't play

[quote:post_uid0="wargun"][quote:post_uid0="Restavega"]I was with friends hanging out and we saw this guy in his van driving. Just then a cat made a run to get across the street and the van ran over it! The cat was flopping around frantically, must've been going into involuntary convulsions (most likely from pain, broken bones, and loss of breath)... omg... it was a horrible sight and nothing could be done. The guy in the van didn't even stop and get out, he just realized what he did a kept driving... and the cat we just watched as it just stopped flopping around on the floor as we called an operator to connect us to a vet.[/quote]
SO sad so sad how people can be so cruel to animals but at the same time so good that the cat learned that moving vehicles don't play[/quote]
Where I live, you see squished cats in the street all the time, it's disgusting. Some people have no shame.

All that means is that the cats don't learn by example they learn from experiance so they go try it out and have their last experiance

Fortunently, I have a cat that ran away.. and it came back all bloody with a dislocated jaw and a busted eye.... the fortunete part is she is alive and well. the vet said must've gotten hit by a car

As I said it learned by experiance i bet it hasn't done that since now has it

My cat hasn't even left the house since!! My cat used to always leave my house before the incident and come back pregnant. We gave her kittens away to friends and neighbors all 3 times this happened... My cat was a nymphomaniac. lol

My dumb cat ran away two times and i ended up finding it 3 blocks away all bleeding and reaped up. And even though each time it ran away it got hurt, it still tryed to escape a few times. Thats when we decided to take it to the Vet. The outcome.......*snip* *snip* and the problem was fixed! I wish it was as easy with other beings. :laugh:



Edited By Windarossa on May 05 2004 at 16:43

[quote:post_uid0="Windarossa"]My dumb cat ran away two times and i ended up finding it 3 blocks away all bleeding and reaped up. And even though each time it ran away it got hurt, it still tryed to escape a few times. Thats when we decided to take it to the Vet. The outcome.......*snip* *snip* and the problem was fixed! I wish it was as easy with other beings. :laugh:[/quote]
*snip* *snip*

What does that refer to if you don't want to post it for some reason don't just pm me the answer

She is referring to it being neutered... why they chop off the male's reason for living... :laugh: