self explanitory, just post "useful" advice here.....

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn
Never eat soggy waffles

(get the idea?)

never read or post in this thread :lol:

never stay in front of a charging bull if you're wearing RED clothes !

Don't get a dog if you're allergic.
Don't make a snowball fight with ice.

don't talk too Roll cause u'll get bitched at. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

or u'll get slapped...

sorry 4 this post...plz delete it...

Don't post stuff if you want it deleted.
Learn how to use the "edit" option
don't kiss girls that have boyfriends :butbut:

dont let ur friends borrow games and vmus :sneaky2:

never try too giv urself a blow job.....

dont do anything stupid !
the less you do, the less people will get hurt !

never try to sing if you cant !
never answer in a topic if you're not respected !
always ask money from your mom :lol:

One must learn the basics, before they can learn the essence...

Never fall asleep on a waffle iron.

never say to your teacher "go ahead and fail me!" cause they prolly will without a second thought.....

never try to fly, u'll prolly die as a result.... i did.....

never ever ask for a brother

don't eat yellow snow.......

oh please, you know something like this was coming....... :D

Never P.O. ZeroEna or you'll eat my fist. example: Kingryu1http://www.gamegen.com/fightgen/char...-super-fix.gif
Never try to stuff ten waffles in you mouth.
Never try to jack off with a baseball bat
Never try to reheat a Mcdonalds big brakefast in it's container
Never try to reheat Chickfilay period
Never try to bathe your dong in the washing machine
Never buy marmilade from a guy in a top hat.
Water is not your friend.
:lol: :corky:

Keep the lid DOWN
and
ALWAYS flush

Never try to get a new Ti Qon Do belt, swim medal and Dance for 3 hours in the same day it'll royaly screw up your body I did today it hurts! bends over in pain*

[quote:post_uid13="ZeroEna"][quote:post_uid13]Never try to jack off with a baseball bat.[/quote:post_uid13][/quote:post_uid13]
what the heck? looks over sholder and sees his friend laughing JACOB YOU *******! GRR! YOU! excuse me for a second Roll. You might want to cover your eyes again. walks over to his friend with the baseball bat. SHINRYUKEN! (knocks him to the roof) SHINKUHADOKEN! (blast him threw the fence) transforms and unleashes the "LunarStrike" on him. Jacob lies on the floor bleeding..... grabs him from the shirt* Zero: so thought you that was funny impersonating me and exposeing my friend to that huh?![img:post_uid13]http://www.gamegen.com/fightgen/characters/rock-e1.gif[/img:post_uid13] Jacob: ......I DO HAHAHAHHA! Zero: you disgist me. Unsheths the Ragnarok* DRAGON SLAYER! [i:post_uid13]blast Jacob into another dimenson*[/i:post_uid13] shelths sword and returns to normal* Zero:..... never did think he was my friend. ok you can open your eyes Roll. Here hads her a buocae of flowers*
Zero: sorry about that he'd messed around with my post.

Oh and everyone heres some useful advice always be nice to girls.

*Grammar check*
It's spelled bouquet and sheiths.



Muwahahaha! I could do this all day. I love my lust for good grammar. :D

*holds the flowers and gives ZeroEna a kiss* They're beautiful!

(Extra advice: girls love flowers, especially Roses...)

Dan: LOL :biggrin:

never talk $h!t if u cant fight