ok i just joined smashers and i was in the chatroom and omnislash/professor says :who in here is in a clan.
i say i in smashers and he says: thats a loser clan they suck..
i think we should(pardon my japanese) messatu gourassen him!

Well that is it. I am starting the hit list.

wee a hit list smells like fun!

ACTUALLY, I said all clans suck!! What are the benifits of joining one? Huh? In the end there can only be ONE winner.
Don't get mad cause I have my own fan club man.

O yea Selvin, make sure i'm on the TOP of the hit list cause I want every clan to fall to me.

You should be happy, you are on the top of the hit list, but I can't control what the Shotokan Members do to you. (Be afraid when Zing79 finds you)

PLEASE... Zings a good player but I can still take him on.
I have beaten him before and I will do it again.

now i fight you finally professor

Steven the Bol, please go to the Clan forums...

You seem very cocky and/or overconfindent about fighting Zing, are u sure it was the same Zing the first time. Theres many wanna-bes that have his name or a similar one.
hes like really good

and how can you fight him if your always in DND mode
lol
just kiddin Pro, I always see how those little noobs are bothering you. #### them

and how about, since I always see you in there, we fight once.

Yeah it was the real Zing79, and he gets mad when he loses.

well I wouldn't no
I've never beat him......yet :biggrin:
j/k Zing

hey professor i can understand the mood your in now ... you said you beat him couple of time and you could do it again.... peace out ...

Ok Pro wen i'm in the chat room you always dont want to fight me *holds Professer up by throut* nOOb you dont know who you are deling with this caln is the bigest badst clan to hit this place and i take your crap ass fighting to some one who can tech you

Ha HA HA funny.........no

*coughyousuck*cough*

#### pro! why you had to go and dis my clan like that? i thought we was cool? aww well, thats life. by the way, selvin, please be SURE to put MASTERMAX on the list!! please!

He disses you because he knows your not the best clan around, duh
You must have forgotten The Shotokan Masters are the best
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
well, theres my two cents

yall are not the best clan around. i dont know how many members you have, but i know yall are not the best clan. the only people i know for sure are in your clan are slk_rik, zing79, you, and physicals r scary. if i am not mistaken, our leader already beat your leader and now your leader is crying about a rematch. i am sure someone in our clan can beat zing 79. i just got finished whooping your ass. and i am pretty #### sure that someone in our clan can beat physicals r scary. by the way things are looking, you dont seem to be the best clan right now!! lol!

Well let me tell you something Mr. Dog
I was talking to some of the other guys in the chatroom after our match and most of them had faced you
they all had agreed with me that well....u lag like a mofo
I dont care what u say in your next post (im sure you'll have one) but u do, and if u wont admit it.... shit happenes

So heres the thing Mr.Dog, you won our match,
now pay close attenetion to what your about to read, there is a difference between winning a match and beating that person. You did (somehow) win our match, but you my friend.....did not beat me.
Now I have faced many ppl, and not to many of them lagged as bad as you. I would probably put u in the top 3 worst laggers I have faced. I believe me, I have faced some bbbbaaaadddd laggers!
oh and sorry to tell u but, i dont care if your leader beat mine, cause i beat yours.

Now im usually not the person to complain alot, but I hate it win laggers like you come on here saying you whooped my ass when u no perfectly well u didn't. You won but u did not beat me, MOST of it was your lag.

And FYI, my last post wasn't ment to say we are the BEST CLAN THAT EVER EXSISTED because no one is
We haven't even done anything yet to prove who the best is yet, moron. So grow up and stop acting stupied
oh and when you find a way to trim your lag, give me a call.
Sorry about the long message folks, but this little kid had it comin for quite some time now.

well if im not mistaken i beat your clan leader too

One word. Fool. You are a fool if you think you can defeat one of the programmers of this game. They are virtually unstopable. SIKE! I actually defeated tmyapp before but it was a tuff challenge.

Hey I thought this was about ---->M.E.<----..................My Enjoyment.
Go start a new thread a man.

lol..
professor...omn.

whatever the #### you call yourself, I'm personally happy you are under this awesome impression you can smoke my ass.

I'd hardly call beating me twice ANYthing to brag about.

its absolutely amazing how many of you ppl i toy with.
...but feel free to re-insert your head in your ass. Cause its pretty obvious the fumes up in there are giving you these unheard of abilities.

check the top scores...
you notice how high up I am?
now take a look at how many matches I've actually played.

kinda tells ya I went in there, beat up on the top scores chart and went home. I unlike you didn't have to play non stop to get to the top :biggrin:

but since you want this thread to be about you, then lets continue to talk about you.

you are NOT anywhere near the level of myself or TarkanX.

TarkanX does his thing, which is to be a clan destroyer...I do mine, which is lend credibility to the clans.

Its alot of fun for both us, and we love going head to head...cause its always see saw.

but notice how your butt makes no apparence in any of that?

thats because no one important thinks you're any good...no one important fears you...and most importantly *I* couldn't care less about how good you THINK you are..

...but by all means, don't let me stop you from running your mouth like a chump...makes that inevitable fall you're going to take seem much more pronounced then it should be.

so PROfessor...please continue...school me in your ways :biggrin:

LOL......no, Zing how long have I been here? almost a month, of course you so called top guys don't fear me you haven't know me long enough(I have'nt even fought all of you yet). #### I havent even entered a dam tourny yet so how would YOU know the extent of my so called "head up my ass skills". I talk shit cause I back up twice as much, Fuck i'll back all the shit talking those loser noobs do and have some left over for you. Also who cares if you barley fought and made it to the top (the conditions werent the same for the two of us or anyone), you ran into nferno that day and beat him while I had to fight losers for a measly ten points. It all depends on if your lucky enough to catch the people ranked higher than you( as u have done ). I know I wouldn't have to fight as much if I always caught someone ranked higher than me all the time and actually got a fight from them.

Where did I brag about beating you twice? I said I beat you before thats about it. I don't have to brag about victories to know i'm good.

You also have a good way with words zing, making it seem as if your this "guru" who only shows a small part of his skills to his unworthy opponents, why don't you just show all of your skills and take the title from tarkan o great one(sarcasm)

I don't need your respect and I'll survive the match cause my skills exceed yours not because "you'll let me" HA HA HA.....no.

And trust me I won't be taking a fall. But I'll be tripping you every step of the way.

Nice war and all, but let me remind you both, the High Score means nothing, People should know you are good from word of mouth. Why do you need a .COM extension to tell you that??

well, mr. kk shit, you are really starting to get under my skin. i dont care of many of you shokokan "masters" beat our leader. i am talking about the "main one", the "big cheese", the "head hancho(however you spell it)", the "leader"!
how is it that "all of a sudden" i am one of the WORST laggers in the game? here is a little bit of advice: dont believe all of what you hear/read, and half of what you see! i admit that i have some lag, almost everyone does. you say you have faced a lot of people and NONE of them have lagged as bad as me, but ask yourself something, did you challenge them or did they challenge you. most of the time i dont challenge people exactly for this reason, if and/or when i beat then they start saying "it was lag", "my supers did'nt do shit", "what are you,iron man?", your'e a hacker!!", here is the dumbest of them all: "you lag like a mofo!!!" sometimes they say it even if i dont challenge them.
what is the difference between winning and beating someone? does it even matter, anyway?i will go ahead and answer the second one for you:no, it doesnt matter. if you win by killing the person, or by a centimeter of life, a win is still a win. of course if i ever lose to a centimeter of life, i will have to be(in the words of bubba sparks) "gettin uggglllllllly!!!!!!"
you act like you are lag free. i got news for ya, you are NOT lag free! you have one of the worst lags in this game, not me. i dont know if you know this or not but in the first round i did 8 supers and none of them did jack shit. i finally stoped doing them until i could pinpoint your exact location. you should not be using lag for an excuse. you know by now that there is lag in this game, so you should know how to play and beat someone with lag. i did.
i am not trying to brag. you are the one who started the whole thing. you had to go be c and enter an a and b conversation. you had to go and add two cents where there were already dollar bills(sounds spupid, but think about it and you will get it). you had to go and say "the shotokan masters are the best". that is what opened up this can of worms! you just started something i dont know that you will be able to finish.

let me ask you another question, if your last post wasnt meant to say that you are the best, why in the #### did you post it? you could have let sleeping dogs lye, but no," you had to add your two pennies, now i have to grab my shit list and add some new enemies."
and fyi i dont legally have to grow up for another 3 years, but i will make an acception just for you. i am not known for acting stupid, that is max's job.
i dont even know why you had to cross the line and call me a moron but, you better cross back over that line because name calling is not a road that you want to go down, buddy. you have just stepped into enemy territory and the enemy will most definatly defend it if you dont ceast(however it's spelled) and decist! if you dont turn back fast you will be destroyed. and as for the little kid thing, i am not little i am 15!! i grew out of little at age 7!
sorry for the long post ppl, but kkshit had it coming a long time ago. all he does is go around contradicting(however it is spelled) people!

Sorry J-Dog, but since the post is so long, no one will read (I didn't). If you want to see your Battle, here is the URL: http://www.geocities.com/selvinusa/br05

selvin, i know someone who wants to join smashers!!!

Who (What are your comments on the BR??)

i loved the br. best one yet. the guys name is jack aka javk.

..........................................umm this may be of.....topic..but selvin what is that program that you can take images of the game and what version is it. I forgot.

WinGrab 1.50 (I think they updated it though)

Well I'm not going to respond to everything you said, or it would be just another long post.
But I wouldn't have stepped into "enemy lines" unless i didn't plan on crossing back. Your not scaring me.
and please tell me when I contradicted you?

Listen to you, "you dont want to cross that line", "your dont want to go down that road"
who the #### do u think u are?
your not that good, so stop tring to act like a badass
and one more thing, I NEVER start something I cant finish!!!:angry:

Why don't I end the mental retardation you seem to be having right now PROfessor...

I'll extend the same courtesy to you that I did to TarkanX...but since you need to be brought back down to earth hard...heres the deal.


You win and not only am I out of the shotokan masters...but I'll never join any clan after that EVER...
I'll be permenantly done with clans forever...

BUT

If you loose, YOU ARE GONE.
I will have your IP banned, delete your account...you will never again be able to play this game.

lets see just how sure you are of your skills now.
and believe me...Im not kiding, you lose and youre banned...

lets see just how good you really think you are now.

theres only one response I have to this, Zing: Professor, it's been nice knowing ya

Dosvidonia PROfessor hehe

I'm guessing that means "goodbye" in another language

Good one Zing. Why do you start more conflict for no reason? I try to end something and you just want it to go on until YOU win period. I hate people that just can't except something, but anyway I have a dynamic I.P so you can't ban it. If you can think of a better deal I'll gladly except( One with more collateral ), like I also get a new color if I win. Cause i'm putting my name on the line and you just won't join a stupid clan( like I care ).

As a man one said, ONE SHOTS BACKFIRE... THREE'S GUN PLAY.