well guys... last night i got into a car accident. right now im in the hospital,if im lucky ill only be in this intensive care unit for another day. basically im lieing in a bed with a laptop, im typing one letter at a time with my right hand.


from what ive been told.. i have a bruised spleen and my left kidney is also bruised. i was pissing out blood. so they shoved this hose up my dick, in order to drain the urine and blood

aw.... man that must hurt, hose up your dick aww.. man yo masta stay strong dirty get well.

u must of lost alot of blood,
did they tell u your going to need more blood?

Haha, nice one Jigga...

Btw, Get Well chief!

[quote:post_uid0="mastaq"]well guys... last night i got into a car accident. right now im in the hospital,if im lucky ill only be in this intensive care unit for another day. basically im lieing in a bed with a laptop, im typing one letter at a time with my right hand.


from what ive been told.. i have a bruised spleen and my left kidney is also bruised. i was pissing out blood. so they shoved this hose up my dick, in order to drain the urine and blood[/quote]
man........glad U alright........Sport was lookin for U but she gonna be sad when she reads this......anyway rest........it's the only thing good I can think of right now.......

[quote:post_uid0="mastaq"]well guys... last night i got into a car accident. right now im in the hospital,if im lucky ill only be in this intensive care unit for another day. basically im lieing in a bed with a laptop, im typing one letter at a time with my right hand.


from what ive been told.. i have a bruised spleen and my left kidney is also bruised. i was pissing out blood. so they shoved this hose up my dick, in order to drain the urine and blood[/quote]
Man, he's only got one good arm, and yet he's STILL thinking about us. Get well soon, man, you'll pull through. Remember: whatever doesn't kill you, makes you stronger

[quote:post_uid0="mastaq"]from what ive been told.. i have a bruised spleen and my left kidney is also bruised. i was pissing out blood. so they shoved this hose up my dick, in order to drain the urine and blood[/quote]
Yuck..I'am glad I ate before I read this..anyways that sounds nasty..get well SOON. :alien:

:( sorry about what happened but man atleast ur alive get well soon..http://bbs.projectx.cyberfuturism.co...ons/icon14.gif

.... :( man...pops..i hope u get better..i dont know wat to say im just in shock. but i miss u pops *sniffs*

take care..
love ya... :(

Mastaq...yea I spent time in the hosiptial before too.Yo, ask for ice cream.....it gets your mind off the pain.

men, i got that HOSE in the dick too you know...
its actually not that bad, only when they PUT-IT IN and PULL-IT OUT :colgate:

hey, get better man !
its not like I will miss you, your not dead, but i am empathic and all you say is like getting into me too !
now i have that left arm hurting bad !
:biggrin:

wait, whats that pain ?
OOOOOOWWWWW, my NUTS !

[quote:post_uid0="mastaq"]from what ive been told.. i have a bruised spleen and my left kidney is also bruised. i was pissing out blood. so they shoved this hose up my dick, in order to drain the urine and blood[/quote]
ahh #### thats hurting me just thinking about it....i can only imagine....
Anyway get well soon. :D

LOL SSJKarma.

Dude!

Get some rest... watch Cheers or something and try to get as much of your mind off it as possible.

I'll make sure to give my condoleces over @ Senshuk as soon as I get home tomorrow.

Sorry to hear bad news like that.. :(

O.o;; Just... ow. I certainly hope you get well. Let us all take a lesson from mastaq here and not hurt our spleens. Just thinking about that hose thing...

<span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'>Dan shivers uncontrollably.</span>

stupid modern medicine...

what happened to good ol hose n funnel? :laughlong:

thanks guys but this is helping take away the pain. this morphine isnt helping much anymore. ill c ya lata :buttrock:

wow......masta.... dang....... get some rest dont worry bout us.... i hope you get better.....

[quote:post_uid0="SSJKarma"]men, i got that HOSE in the dick too you know...
its actually not that bad, only when they PUT-IT IN and PULL-IT OUT :colgate:[/quote]
dude, we didn't need to know that....

and stop talking about that, it's giving me nightmares

just rest.

and karma..................i dont know about u.

[quote:post_uid0="mastaq"]thanks guys but this is helping take away the pain. this morphine isnt helping much anymore. ill c ya lata :buttrock:[/quote]
Morphine...NOT WORKING?? It's like among the strongest painkillers in the world...

lol man.

Well get better mastaq and make sure you dont eat anything made by the hospital. It has no flavor. OR make sure you have lots of salt and stuff.
Oh and make sure to annoy the nurses. And keep pressing the button.

i kno sumthin to relieve the pain. ask the nurses for a blo---

i'm going to far slap

get well soon masta. and are you at home now? cause you were on msn. unless it was your bro.

get well soon and try to relax u should be ok soon

john he might have had his lap top typing wit his right i think lol

[quote:post_uid0="Nantuko Joe"][quote:post_uid0="mastaq"]thanks guys but this is helping take away the pain. this morphine isnt helping much anymore. ill c ya lata :buttrock:[/quote]
Morphine...NOT WORKING?? It's like among the strongest painkillers in the world...[/quote]
I sniffed Morphaine before, nothing happened.

Ha! They Deleted mine and jijas post....

*thinks of the hose* :crazy: um get well masta hope u heal fast :colgate:

Watch the Brady Bunch...a show that is queer...yet addicting.

The Wonder Years is the way to go. Steer clear of The Jeffersons.

Get well soon. <span style='font-size:17pt;line-height:100%'><span style='font-family:Edwardian Script ITC'>You're in my prayers, Mastaq</span></span> (Karma, you know what I mean.. ^.~)

hmm no wonder i havent seen u on aim ..

well if i was u i would scare everyone saying that u cant move and $hit like that.. so when u come back ppl will love u more

haha

[quote:post_uid0="sk8erfox805"]hmm no wonder i havent seen u on aim ..

well if i was u i would scare everyone saying that u cant move and $hit like that.. so when u come back ppl will love u more

haha[/quote]
lol........Sk8te U're evil man..........I like that :biggrin:

lol...crazy...

Hope you feel better...if you don't by now. Get "weller" soon. :biggrin:

lol roll !
i know what you mean by PRAYERS ! ( you still doing that ? well be carefull with the backfires :colgates: )

anyway... MASTAQ, get well ! with roll praying for you, no doubt you will ! sorry cant tell why ! a promise is a promise !

well guys, it is not that bad to have a hose in the DICK, at least when its not moving ! its just like the hose they put in your arm to get the SALTED WATER in !
neway, just get better and better MASTAQ so then i can have that match i never had ! :biggrin:

Not to ruin the topic(get well mastaq!!! :biggrin:), but I really hope you're talking about the game... ???

get well soon chief :buttrock:

[quote:post_uid0="SSJKarma"]well guys, it is not that bad to have a hose in the DICK, at least when its not moving ! its just like the hose they put in your arm to get the SALTED WATER in ![/quote]
No, it's NOT just like having an IV in your arm...this is a TUBE!!! Going up yer peehole!!! Man, I'm cringing feeling uncomfortable just THINKING about it.

I say that anyone who gets a tube shoved up his peehole and lives to tell about it should get a medal, a trophie, and a certificate of bravery.

I played him in the game a couple times yesterday...he can now play with both hands!

The sad part is that he still has the tube in the forbidden area.

Karma: i think your obssesing ver this hose in MY DICK!!!


Roll: thanx


and for everybody else.. this morphine is workin now.. since im taking it more often. and im gonna take all u ##### out of the top 10. :biggrin: