well i have two.

the first one is where the 5 dentist are recommending trident gum.

1st: yes
2nd: yes
3rd: yes
4th: yes

a squirrel crawls into the room and crawls up the 5th dentist leg and bites it.

5th: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


the other one is where this guy is holding a shell and says:

'ladies. u know, the ocean has many faces and it saying 'why wont u 2 join this handsom gentleman for a bud lite?'

it works. another guy tries it and says:

ladies, its the ocean. and its telling me AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

a crab comes out, bites the guy's ear, then his lower lip. then he sitting at a bar and the bartender uses the shell to pop the cap off a beer bottle. the shell is still stuck on his ear.

those two are funny.

my favorite one was the preview of the matrix 2. it looks off the chain.

i liked the one with the football player in the office place and the one with tha guy with the 3 arms :buttrock:

the fed ex one nuff said :lol: it cracked me up

the visa mastercard commercial was good, when all the past presidents, as lincoln and others sit in the house... and...bla bla.. y know what i mean

and lets not forget the one with the truck.

the thing had no driver and was moving like a drunken deranged lunictic was behind the wheel.

-it was terrozising motorist on the highway.
-it almost took out a man's selvonier shop by the road.
-2 kids were shocked to see no driver when they wanted to hear the horn.
-the damn thing ripped through a gas station and blew it up. and it didnt blow up itself, what the fu*k?

the clown comercial cracked me up. he was drinking beer through his ass. LOL :laughlong: :laughlong: :laughlong:

then he asked for a hot dog and the bertender said 'i dont think so.'

i was watching on a canadian channel i only got to see the movie previews, matrix looked good, the chick in T3 looks good too but i need to see more of her to confrim

i thought the bud commercial with the clydesdales was good:

you keep on seeing a clip of hooves running near a line in the snow. It keeps on rewinding and playing. Then you realize its a replay and there are Horses (posing as football players) waiting for the call. The "ref" is a zebra (black and white stripes, get it?). Then, you see two cowboys watching the game. One goes, "Man, this ref is a jackass!" Then the other goes "Nope. That's a zebra." And then it ends with the Bud screen and the famous "True". My def. fav. although the one with the football player crushing the office workers was great too.

dammit........I couldn't see those commercials.......no commercials like that in Canada f***........anywa :biggrin:

i like the one with willie nelson for H&R block. these commercial guys call him to see if hell do a shave cream comm. an his manager says "sorry willie dont do commercials."
then the(DA DA DA) IRS calls and he owes back taxes and they re-po all his stuff
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theres willie wit shaveing cream on his beard hes sayin"it burns ohh god it burns" there goin "wait a min." he goes "but it really burns!" they pause the screen and narrarator says "next time use H&R block."

another is the bud light comm where his friend tells when his girls mom comes over "thats what shell look like in 20 years" an it keeps echoing in his mind "thats what shell look like in 20 years. 20 years 20 years." then she comes and she got this really really really really really really really big (bout the size of anna nicoles but a little smaller) butt. its really really ugly it haunts my dreams to this day.