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To whom who are wondering wat this is about i am hosting a little competition for all you alcohol drinkers.
YES THATS RIGHT!! A COMPETITION WOW AMAZING.... Here are the rules: You must be a good drinker and have reasonable experience. So if you cannot handle more then 10 beers or somthing to add up to that consumption you are not good enough for this competition. You must tell the TRUTH YOU HEAR THE TRUTH!!, i dont want this yeah i can drink im the poop bla bla bla because it is not the truth is it... You must have a good reason why you should win the P.A.C competition and your great experiences from drinking such as: -The worst thing that has happen to you while out drinking, raving, clubbing etc: -A picture of you having a yardie glass or funnel or just power chucking over someone. eg: my mate was in my car and was getting laid, she was on top and suddenly she power chucked all over his face. She didnt move away or enything =\ so she had to clean my car it didnt smell fresh ever again but she had quite alot to drink (that was a true story) -How much you can drink -The funni things and the great things that have happen -|Evidence like a photo would be a good advantage| Winners will receive one of these banners they can pick which one and will be a P.A.C member [img:post_uid10]http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v241/Digital-Force/PAC2.gif[/img:post_uid10] [img:post_uid10]http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v241/Digital-Force/PAC.gif[/img:post_uid10] |There will be a competition every month| Plz no SPAMMING IN THIS THREAD! i want this thread nice and cean!!!!! May the best pisshead WIN :) |
Ill post some pics soon....
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Maori...If ya need any judges..Pick me if ya want..
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Nope dont need eny judges jus contestants :)
Competition will be closed and decided on the 21st June |
Kingy's got some screenshots of me when i was webcamming with him, while back from a piss up..
Oh and pip can also back that up, cos i was webcamming him aswell.. I was webcamming about 7 people that night, i even asked if i should strip.... 0_0 If you wanna catch this action and more, add me on MSN, and catch me on at friday nights and saturday nights... most weeks..... Its not a pretty sight, but it is fun for the viewer.. Oh and Led and marve| get kicks out of it too.. EDIT : Oh i got a great story aswell (Bit disgusting, but oh well) : Well it all starts off with me eating my favourite curry before going to a piss up at some1 elses house party.. not a good idea. Then while i was at the party, drinking exc, mainly vodka, [ Imperial Vodka ] some cheap stuff from the local SPAR. Well i got so smashed that night, I got a bit violent aswell, i tried to throw this guys PC hard-drice....at the guy, lol. Well after i had all my excitement i crashed out on this guys chair, i woke lets say... 20 minutes later and just threw all over this guys nice carpet, oh and do you know that favourite curry... well i kinda got to see it again, well my mate came over and feeling guilty he was cleaning it up from the carpet.... thats when i woke again, and chucked all over my friends head.... not nice. Then just went to sleep again... lol. Not the funniest story ive ever had from a piss up, but one that just came into my head.. mmmm.... i love curry. Edited By Saijin_Ryu on June 15 2004 at 23:37 |
Nice Story Saijin Ryu you are definitely a pisshead :)
Well this is just the beginning but is there enyone alse that can beat the likes of Saijin Ryu |
hahaha sweeeeet!! ok well like i said ill see wats going on this weekend, ne parties or wat, im so up for this haha
and yah ill like get pics for it too wooo! |
let me see a story..me sandra and matt were all cruzin in matts car and we decided to get sum alcohol, haha me and sandra wanted to drink cause well we love to drink, and so we got a bottle of bacardi and went to this huge park they have in st.vital, so mayb about 10 or 9, i started to get bored and quickly opened the bottle and started to chug it straight, and well so did sandra lol it was so funny cause me and her only got through half of the bottle and already me and her were on the ground falling and stuff, i think after that we ended up going back to his car and not sure wat happened there, but he got us mc dicks, and sandra apparently poured her water all over my jeans i didnt even kno it (i thot i pissed myself the next morning i was embarrassed) then matt said we were making out hardcore in the car, we were like ewwwwww lol and he is like wat!? it was funny..even worse i was saying stupid things to him about sex..ugh alcohol makes me a horny flip, i tell yah some more things happened but i dont remember wat else he told me, but there ya go i have more, oh yah he ended up saying he wanted to get drunk with us in a hotel hahahahaha, hmm! ew no..but whatever, it was amusing
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lol nice story sporty spice but half a bottle of bacardi...
come on i could drink the whole bottle to myself and stilll craving for more :p Here is my story: i was at my mate jazz's party and i met up with a couple of mates and of corse i had to bring my funnel =P. I thought ill give it to other ppl to test it out, yup it was doing good everyone was having and then it was my turn, my mate with his big mouth goes 'hey ##### wanna se how much you can handle' i go 'nah im sweet' then heaps of ppl start going "#####YYYY" so im like flip you ill show yous all so i got ready. They put 2 crate bottles (thats a amount of 4 stubbies) a 440ml can of woodstock, a can of codys, and to top it off a quarter bottle of JD i was omfg ill do it ill do it, and i took it all :) everyone was YEAHHHH!! i was pretty flipt and couldnt see that good, then i went to my mate come on ##### its your turn hes goes ok ok so i gave him 2 crate bottles and some bacardi. He takes it all (btw we was pretty pissed b4 hand) and there was one thing, he had seafood like just b4 he left and omg he was GET OUT THE WAY GET OUT THE WAY! and wamo! a massive power chuck on the ground it was yuck but the worst thing was...............he picked up the mussels off the ground where he spewd and strted eating them :0 everyone was omg and some other pl were power chucking i was cracking up so hard it was sooo funni. Then after we had a couple tabs. It was a good night with alot of action ill tell you some more bits later on. |
seriously half of the bottle of bacardi was enuff for me and my girl hahaha EZ DRUNKS!
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[quote:post_uid0="Maori_Legend"]Nice Story Saijin Ryu you are definitely a pisshead :)
Well this is just the beginning but is there enyone alse that can beat the likes of Saijin Ryu[/quote] 1 time i got drunk i mean realy drunk and i went up to this girl and smacked her butt and said thats sum good p yo know what i mean then i tooke her in a roome and tooke a u know what and thought it was my u know what and i was like ohh thats how drunk i was then i tooke a pen and stuck it up her ass i wa s drunk that night |
^^^ Ewww.... but lol for a good story.
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[quote:post_uid0="Saijin_Ryu"]^^^ Ewww.... but lol for a good story.[/quote]
lol saijin your story was funny |
[quote:post_uid0="Evil-Blanka"][quote:post_uid0="Maori Legend"]Nice Story Saijin Ryu you are definitely a pisshead :)
Well this is just the beginning but is there enyone alse that can beat the likes of Saijin Ryu[/quote] 1 time i got drunk i mean realy drunk and i went up to this girl and smacked her butt and said thats sum good p yo know what i mean then i tooke her in a roome and tooke a u know what and thought it was my u know what and i was like ohh thats how drunk i was then i tooke a pen and stuck it up her ass i wa s drunk that night[/quote] hahaha u prolly werent drunk jus wanted sum assss |
[quote:post_uid0="Sportschick155"][quote:post_uid0="Evil-Blanka"][quote:post_uid0="Maori Legend"]Nice Story Saijin Ryu you are definitely a pisshead <!--emo&:)
Well this is just the beginning but is there enyone alse that can beat the likes of Saijin Ryu[/quote] 1 time i got drunk i mean realy drunk and i went up to this girl and smacked her butt and said thats sum good p yo know what i mean then i tooke her in a roome and tooke a u know what and thought it was my u know what and i was like ohh thats how drunk i was then i tooke a pen and stuck it up her ass i wa s drunk that night[/quote] hahaha u prolly werent drunk jus wanted sum assss[/quote] lol sport chick dont make me tell your storys cuz i know some |
o yah? wats one of my stories? i barely even remember ne, plz tell me haha
Edited By Sportschick155 on June 16 2004 at 23:19 |
[quote:post_uid0="Sportschick155"]o yah? wats one of my stories? i barely even remember me, plz tell me haha[/quote]
1 time i met sports chick and she had a red dress on and she was drunk and she was fliping her dress up and down and you could see her undys and i wans cracking up hard and then she threw a bottle at this guy and he got up and tooke her in the bath roome and she was screeming loud and i was still cracking up hard and it was realy funny and i was like whuahah |
Evil-blanka none of that aye that wasnt good......
well well looks like saijin Ryu is in the lead and sporty spice your just trailing behind, will you make a come back and win the comp :D Edited By Maori_Legend on June 16 2004 at 21:58 |
[quote:post_uid0="Evil-Blanka"][quote:post_uid0="Sportschick155"]o yah? wats one of my stories? i barely even remember me, plz tell me haha[/quote]
1 time i met sports chick and she had a red dress on and she was drunk and she was fliping her dress up and down and you could see her undys and i wans cracking up hard and then she threw a bottle at this guy and he got up and tooke her in the bath roome and she was screeming loud and i was still cracking up hard and it was realy funny and i was like whuahah[/quote] ..........red dress?! i believe i was wearing jeans that day hahahahaha, and i dont believe i threw a bottle at neone..uhm i dont think i did? |
omg its true :0 lmao
sorry about that evil-blanka well well looks like sporty spice is in the lead i think she might be a memeber of the p.a.c team |
thats pretty damn embarrassing
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:laughlong: i think we have a winner
better show us some pics soon pippy |
[quote:post_uid0="Maori Legend"]:laughlong: i think we have a winner
better show us some pics soon pippy[/quote] dubya tee eff? Those are you actually beliefing what Evil-Blanka's saying, its all bullcrap! I own these people, OWN!! Here's a screenshot kingy took from the webcamming : Teh Freak Edited By Saijin_Ryu on June 17 2004 at 16:15 |
:laugh: nice pic saijin
well well i think thats ties it even sporty spice and saijin you have 3 more days keep convincing :D |
Ok, o god here we go.
I was over with my bud Cris we were getting ready to go to a party. So he puts a bag of "Weed" into my pocket without me seeing him. So when we got to the party I got drunk -_-", we went out side and started playing the game we call "Dick." It's a game where someone yells dick and the other one has to yell it louder. So he started it and I wound up yelling it at the top of my lungs. Then the guy who was throwing the party came up too me and took me inside. He then pulled out something and lit it up. Next thing I knew I was back in my bed and felt like poop! 0 0 so there you go, |
oh no one of thoes times
dw everyone has been or will go through that experience |
You people think you can beat me at DRINKING?! :laughlong: Ask anybody in this community how drunk I get. Wait until tomorrow night when I get drunk... :laugh: I'll post picks tonight don't worry Maori. :0
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:D loving that attitude dark
lemme see the goods |
[quote:post_uid0="Maori_Legend"]:D loving that attitude dark
lemme see the goods[/quote] 1 time i got drunk and i seen this man and he was throwing up and i kicked him in his stomach and he was like uhhh and then i te his throw up man then i threw up and he ate myn this i made kim have se wit a rat and he said it was the best then i was like ahhahah and he was uh uhu hu and he wasd actualy liking that man what the hell |
[quote:post_uid0="mastaq"]You people think you can beat me at DRINKING?! :laughlong: [/quote]
Aye, but i doubt you would of beat me drinking when you were around 15. |
[quote:post_uid0="Saijin_Ryu"][quote:post_uid0="mastaq"]You people think you can beat me at DRINKING?! :laughlong: [/quote]
Aye, but i doubt you would of beat me drinking when you were around 15.[/quote] hell yeah man i would man i use t do that until i fell out on the floore man then if i fell out on the floore i would still be drinking i told my friend to still put beer in my mouth and stuff and 1 time i fomed out my mouth |
lol evil blanka cannot handle his alcohol sorry man but it specificly says professional alcohol consumer....... and your stories dont match my criteria for instance out of all the parties ive been to and out of all the times ive gotten flipt up i havent spewd at all, my mates call me a fish ;)
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ugh i have another story, dont worry....hahahaha=\
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:D tell tell tell
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ok well
me and my girls, one of em who was visitin from ottawa last year and is coming back again haha woo.. went to sum party and drank atleast 7-8 shots, mind u guys we r cheap drunks, so after we were all chillen there and we got extremely and was startin to feel it u kno? my boys billy n zico and navi all decided to go cruzin so we were like suure whatever, and we went to sum park called ASSINIBOIA park which i call ass park, we were riding for a while cause they like lived on the other side of the city, me and my girls were like having a party of our own, we had sum alcohol in the van too so all ofus were attempting to do body shots, it was funny as hell cause we were trying to get em through the cleavages u kno? the boys were tryin to get in but we were like no go away lol, i forgot wat else had happened, but for sum odd reason my pants were unzipped and my bra was off ;] haha jesus christ!, my girls shirts were off and the front of my pants were wet as hell and no i dont think i pissed my pants or atleast i hope not..lol well like 1 pm in the morning we ended up all hookin up me with navi (he was hittin on me), zico with sandra and billy with nancy...it was so funny tho cause i remember navi tryin to get into my pants but i sacked him by accident and sandra telling me she gave zico head (she jus met him that day too) i asked her if she knew his name and she said no they ended up goign out for a damn month too!! lol billy and nancy.. billy showin his small ass dink flipk! that sure was fun as hell lol |
i actually didnt like that story, let me think of something else i mite remember
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bahaha telll some more tell some more :laugh:
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no wait.....*shakes head in shame* i need to think
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[quote:post_uid0="mastaq"]You people think you can beat me at DRINKING?! <!--emo&:laughlong: Ask anybody in this community how drunk I get. Wait until tomorrow night when I get drunk... :laugh: I'll post picks tonight don't worry Maori. :0[/quote]
tis' true. no one can own masta at drinking =/ can i tell them a few storys please masta O.O' Edited By Kingryu1 on June 18 2004 at 11:26 |
lol you dont know how us new zealanders drink do you.
i would gladly take some pics and show you tonight and ill deffinitly give you a run for your money DM |
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