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well i thought i'd make a topic about do's and don'ts when it comes to girls...... i know alot about girls..... i know things from my own experiences, friends experiences, and really i study girls and figure things out. now some of my stuff may be useless to you, but to everyone else, this should be helpful.
If I were you, I'd make sure you abide by these guidelines. DO's 1. Compliment The Girl girls love compliments. girls always fish around to get some kind of compliment. It makes them feel good, so give em a lil compliment...it helps. 2. Be A Gentleman be a gentleman guys. open the doors and stuff. Being a gentleman means other things like not burbing or farting and stuff. you have to be a complete gentlemen. But careful, don't do too much stuff for them, it'll make you seem weak and they won't be interested. Pick the right times to be a gentleman but don't go overboard with it. 3. Pay For Her If you're takin her out to eat or going to the movies or somethin, pay for her. Most girls always feel that the guy should pay. But careful, don't spend big bucks on her now. If ya spend some big bucks, they will use you everytime to get what they want. Spending too much money is another sign of weakness. I know that if i'm gonna spend big bucks, i better be gettin some action afterwards.....*if ya know what i mean :D * 4. Make Conversations Talk to her. Make her get to know who you are. Let her know things that make you stand out from the crowd. And get to know her....make her tell you things that will help u out. This gives them a sense of comfort and it helps them by seeing the real you. 5. R&B Music Now guys, lot of girls like rap music, but no girls wants you to be blasting their ear drums out with some loud ass rap music in the car. Play some r&b, girls love R&B. Get some usher, some mariah carey,some alicia keys, anyone...just play some r&b. So next time your driving with your girl, bumb some r&b in that car...but not so loud! 6. Get a Job girls want a guy with money, plain and simple. Having a job lets em know you have money and that your responsible and hard working and also that you actually do somethin with your life. 7. Keep A Pack of Gum On You besides the fact that u want your breath smellin good, there's a great reason why u should always carry a pack of gum. Girls usual ask for gum.... I usually see girls ask or girls ask me for some gum..... So if you happen to have gum on you, you're in luck.... may not be a big deal but it can help. DON'Ts 1. Compare Her To Another woman. It's kind of cheesy and most girls don't like it. She doesn't want to think she looks like some celebrity, she wants to think that she stands out from the crowd. One time I told a girl, "You know, from the waist down you look like Beyonce." ....The outcome was not good. :dontgetit: 2. Call Her On First Day It's ok to ask a girl for their phone number. But never call her on the first day you get it. It makes you look extremely desperate and weak. I recommend you wait at least 3 days before calling. and don't call her all the time....call every once in a while. 3. Don't Ever Say You're Interested In Another Girl they don't want to know that. if they think you want another girl, why are they going to go out with you? They Won't! Even if it's a celebrity, it's better off not mentioning it. Let her think she's the one and the only one. 4. Don't Make Bad Jokes Comedy isn't for everyone. If you suck, don't bother cracking a joke. Bad jokes are killers. Some people just aren't funny, if you're not funny then forget about making a joke...... If the girl does laugh, she's not laughing at the joke, she's laughing at you :laugh: 5. Don't ask Questions You Shouldn't Ask somethings are better left unasked. I know we may be curious about certain things, but certain questions will disrespect a girl. Like asking, "Have you ever had sex with a girl?" Most girls will not respond well to that. well alright people. let me know what you think about the Do's and Don'ts that i've posted..... and feel free to add in your own! i know everyone has their own experiences that may be helpful. And remember, abide by my guidelines, you'll thank me some day. :colgate: Edited By machine1 on 1118863847 |
Welcome back machine, I noticed your long absense. Its good having another veteran back into the community. Once again, I welcome you.
Now gettting back to this topic. I understand what your doing, and this can be quite some useful information, but you have to remember that atleast 80% of the XvsSF/SFO community population are atleast "kids" in my terms; or young/soon to become teenagers. So what are the age requirements you think this thread would be useful to? I agree with all your guildlines except 1 of them, which is: Quote:
Yeah, why should we call them on the first day? I agree 100% that it makes me seem desperate and weak, even in my point of view. Although I recall about 4 years ago, there was a girl I went out with. The same day she gave me her phone number, and I didn't call her the same day. She complained so much everytime I didn't call her, that she started calling me everytime she felt I wasn't going to call. We were only about 13 at the time, and she acted like this. Now I'm 17 and my girlfriend today is sometimes like that. Sometimes we feel that we need a little time apart from each other due to the fact that we are together for hours everyday. So getting to my point, as good as it sounds, I don't think this guideline can work on all females. Heh, I wonder what the females in the SFO communtiy today opinions would be on this. |
[quote:post_uid0="machine1"]3. Pay For Her[/quote]
I was thinking that would be the last option?... Anywho nice list, but most girls I know are so desperate you dont have to do anything like that. Just walk on the beach and if they think you're sexy, cute or rich they'll come running.... Most time they pay and do all that stuff on the list... I never HAD to do anything on that list... though Im a nice guy so I did some of that stuff the list when I take a girl out on a date. |
thanks for the welcoming master jay. i appreciate it. and your right there are mostly young people here.... i didn't think of that.... well at least it'll be good advice for them in the future when they are older :D
and yes, my tips won't work on all girls.... all girls have a mind of their own... but i figure that my tips will be good for about 70% of women in this world. :) |
Hey Nice List Ya Got There :)
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The not calling her one is 100% fact.
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Well in your opinion, its a fact. Not all males agree with that guideline.
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i really really really don't think anyone should call a girl on the first day..... but hey sometimes u gotta go with your instincts...anyway i thought of another "DO"
keep a pack of gum on you.......... i'll edit my original post and state why. Edited By machine1 on 1118863921 |
All those things remind me of me.....
I'm s nice guy...that's why girls like me :biggrin: honest |
Knowing The Directions To Where Ever It Is Your Going Out, Would Be A Do, Cause They Get Pissed Off When You Get Lost On A Date.
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yeah thats good advice for when you've already hooked up with her
but hooking up in the first place is a whole other game.....a game which I am a wizard at. |
Meh, I buy 3 packs of Winterfresh everyday, not for myself, but to share out. Even when my homies ask for gum, I'm to generous to say "No".
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most of the time im mean and say no to guys that ask me for gum.... that way i have some for the girls.... :D
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frank sinatra......his music will usually work
im gonna come up with a list of songs soon: |
[quote:post_uid0="machine1"]i really really really don't think anyone should call a girl on the first day..... but hey sometimes u gotta go with your instincts...anyway i thought of another "DO"
keep a pack of gum on you.......... i'll edit my original post and state why.[/quote] liquid ice... tic tacs... :cheesy: |
Haha this is GREAT! This will work if you want to get girls in 7th grade and maybe High School. Let me know when you REALLY want to meet and get woman. Almost none of this will work in the real world. If you want a woman to have a GUT ATTRACTION for you, talk to me. If you want them to date you out of pity, don't do anything different.
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Warmor, man i'm starting to not like tha way you think you're a true chamP at this game, just because you almost married someone, but didn't. Give me one good reason why some or all of this won't work? Did you ever think to realise that ALL WOMEN AREN'T THA SAME!?
Anyway, I found this list a while back(on mysPace, haha), only read about half, but I found some Interesting stuff in it. ;] -Tell her you think shes cool. -Tell her why you think shes so cool. -Smell her hair. -Talk to her in movie theatres. -Pick her up and pretend youre going to throw her in the river; shell scream and fight you but secretly, she`ll love it. -Hold her hand and skip. -Hold her hand and run. -Just hold her hand. -Pick flowers from other peoples gardens and give them to her. -Tell her she's pretty. -Let her pay if she wants to. -Introduce her to your friends as The coolest girl you know. -Sit in the park and talk to her. -JUST TALK TO HER. -Take her to the library -TAKE HER ANYWHERE. -Tell her dirty jokes. -TELL HER HAPPY STORIES. -TELL HER SAD STORIES. -TELL HER YOUR STORIES. -TELL HER ANYTHING -Tell her stupid jokes. -Write poems about her. -Just walk with her. -Throw pebbles at her window When she starts swearing at you,... tell her you love her. -Take her to shows of bands shes never heard of. -Hold her hand in the mosh pit. -Let her fall asleep in your arms. -Call her. -Call her back if she calls you. -Sing to her, no matter howbad you are. -Carve your names into a tree. -Get her mad, then kiss her. -Give her piggy-back rides. -Go see her band play even if they really suck, and tell her they were great. -Give her space if she needs it. -Push her on swings. -Stay up with her all night when shes sick. -Make up pet names for her, but cool ones, not sappy ones. -Teach her guitar. -Lend her your cds. -Write on her. -WRITE ABOUT HER. -Make her mixtapes. -Write her letters. -Take her to cool shops, and let her take you to even cooler ones. -Just hang out with her. -Listen to all the bands she mentions. -Dont tell her that her favorite bands suck. -When shes sad, hang out with her or stay on the phone with her, even if shes not saying anything. -Buy her ice cream. -Let her take all the photos of you she wants. -Look into her eyes. -Slow dance with her, even if the music is fast. -TELL HER A SECRET. -Kiss her in the rain... -JUST KISS HER. -TRUST HER. -LOVE HER. -BE YOURSELF AROUND HER. -CHERISH HER . . . and when you fall in love with her tell her. ( I don't agree with half of that ish, now that I read it, but oh well.. ;] ) |
[quote:post_uid0="machine1"]3. Pay For Her If you're takin her out to eat or going to the movies or somethin, pay for her. Most girls always feel that the guy should pay. But careful, don't spend big bucks on her now. If ya spend some big bucks, they will use you everytime to get what they want. Spending too much money is another sign of weakness. I know that if i'm gonna spend big bucks, i better be gettin some action afterwards.....*if ya know what i mean :D *[/quote]
favorite 1. also what do u mean by she's going to have ta give yah some? Is that in Goodies or some Cool Points |
Asshole, there is much more to it then just that. Much more. I'm not "the champ" the person who I'm learning from is. Man I finally found what works, and I'm just trying to help. People do the same things and don't have an open mind. I didn't believe it myself. Until I tried it. Now the game is a peice of cake. No, all woman arne't the same, they have different personality traits sure. But when it comes to PRIMAL INSTINCT, they all react the same. Just believe man. ;)
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[quote:post_uid0="Warmor"]Asshole, there is much more to it then just that. Much more. I'm not "the champ" the person who I'm learning from is. Man I finally found what works, and I'm just trying to help. People do the same things and don't have an open mind. I didn't believe it myself. Until I tried it. Now the game is a peice of cake. No, all woman arne't the same, they have different personality traits sure. But when it comes to PRIMAL INSTINCT, they all react the same. Just believe man. ;)[/quote]
warmor, G irls have cuddies, lol but 4 real, evryone on earth has an different personality/ trait sum bitchy sum not that's just life When yah live yah learn-en mah mere |
[quote:post_uid0="asshole"]Warmor, man i'm starting to not like tha way you think you're a true chamP at this game, just because you almost married someone, but didn't. Give me one good reason why some or all of this won't work? Did you ever think to realise that ALL WOMEN AREN'T THA SAME!?
Anyway, I found this list a while back(on mysPace, haha), only read about half, but I found some Interesting stuff in it. ;] -Tell her you think shes cool. -Tell her why you think shes so cool. -Smell her hair. -Talk to her in movie theatres. -Pick her up and pretend youre going to throw her in the river; shell scream and fight you but secretly, she`ll love it. -Hold her hand and skip. -Hold her hand and run. -Just hold her hand. -Pick flowers from other peoples gardens and give them to her. -Tell her she's pretty. -Let her pay if she wants to. -Introduce her to your friends as The coolest girl you know. -Sit in the park and talk to her. -JUST TALK TO HER. -Take her to the library -TAKE HER ANYWHERE. -Tell her dirty jokes. -TELL HER HAPPY STORIES. -TELL HER SAD STORIES. -TELL HER YOUR STORIES. -TELL HER ANYTHING -Tell her stupid jokes. -Write poems about her. -Just walk with her. -Throw pebbles at her window When she starts swearing at you,... tell her you love her. -Take her to shows of bands shes never heard of. -Hold her hand in the mosh pit. -Let her fall asleep in your arms. -Call her. -Call her back if she calls you. -Sing to her, no matter howbad you are. -Carve your names into a tree. -Get her mad, then kiss her. -Give her piggy-back rides. -Go see her band play even if they really suck, and tell her they were great. -Give her space if she needs it. -Push her on swings. -Stay up with her all night when shes sick. -Make up pet names for her, but cool ones, not sappy ones. -Teach her guitar. -Lend her your cds. -Write on her. -WRITE ABOUT HER. -Make her mixtapes. -Write her letters. -Take her to cool shops, and let her take you to even cooler ones. -Just hang out with her. -Listen to all the bands she mentions. -Dont tell her that her favorite bands suck. -When shes sad, hang out with her or stay on the phone with her, even if shes not saying anything. -Buy her ice cream. -Let her take all the photos of you she wants. -Look into her eyes. -Slow dance with her, even if the music is fast. -TELL HER A SECRET. -Kiss her in the rain... -JUST KISS HER. -TRUST HER. -LOVE HER. -BE YOURSELF AROUND HER. -CHERISH HER . . . and when you fall in love with her tell her. ( I don't agree with half of that ish, now that I read it, but oh well.. ;] )[/quote] I like this list for the most part....some of it is cheesy...but I guess it could be chessy-cute. And I don't like the thing that says TELL HER ANYTHING. Shoot don't tell me anything....you might scare me and don't ramble on about yourself. And this skip thing...will probably make me wonder...hmm....or if your a joker then maybe make me laugh.... Machine your list is ok...but of course it's not for every girl. There is no list for EVERY girl. Each girl is different and it's up to you guys to find out what she likes and then maybe we'll fall for you. :love: |
[quote:post_uid0="Master_Jay"]I understand what your doing, and this can be quite some useful information, but you have to remember that atleast 80% of the XvsSF/SFO community population are atleast "kids" in my terms; or young/soon to become teenagers.[/quote]
Ahem, if there anything like me, they'll understand most of it. Oh and note my age. |
Be yourself. ;]
I think that's tha best advice I can give ANYONE! |
no no no no you need to be atleast experience and you need the certain chemistry or that feeling between a women if you can't have that not even money can buy that and if dont got that chemistry there's no point of that relationship
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That's real tight I like your style :cool:
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Men make the chemistry. They choose. That's why some guy's get all the girls, and others don't. There is no such thing as "soul mates", unless your watching a movie or reading a poem.
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[quote:post_uid0="Warmor"]Men make the chemistry. They choose. That's why some guy's get all the girls, and others don't. There is no such thing as "soul mates", unless your watching a movie or reading a poem.[/quote]
Hush, there are woman playas...who take you...use you...then drop you. It can really go either way...either the girl could have you wrapped around her little finger or the the other way around...but i don't like relationships like that. Rather have mutual relationship. And according to YOU there are no soul mates.... Asshole advice is also very good. If she doesn't like you for you then maybe she's not for you. Edited By Elena on 1119051167 |
[quote:post_uid0="Warmor"]Asshole, there is much more to it then just that. Much more. I'm not "the champ" the person who I'm learning from is. Man I finally found what works, and I'm just trying to help. People do the same things and don't have an open mind. I didn't believe it myself. Until I tried it. Now the game is a peice of cake. No, all woman arne't the same, they have different personality traits sure. But when it comes to PRIMAL INSTINCT, they all react the same. Just believe man. ;)[/quote]
so whats this ultimate mysterious tactic? |
I got some do's and don'ts and trust me I have experience
Do's 1.Do not tell girl's your a player because trust me the good type that's pretty and smart will not like that but some do. 2.call her every other day to make here feel specail 3. compliment girl's on there look 4. Brush your teeth atleast 3 TIME'S a day because girls don't like guy's who have yella teeth :xmas: 5. When they are by there self ask them if there single than start talking to them and get to know them. Dont's 1.Never tell them that you masterbate or any sick thing like that 2. Don't tell them howbig your piece is if you know what I mean. 3.Don't lie. 4.If you know how to sing or rap make up a good song about her and how you feel about her. 5.Alway's express your feeling's about them. 6.Be sinsitive and hard at the same time when it come's to someone messing with you or them. |
[quote:post_uid0="Master_Jay"]Welcome back machine, I noticed your long absense. Its good having another veteran back into the community. Once again, I welcome you.
Now gettting back to this topic. I understand what your doing, and this can be quite some useful information, but you have to remember that atleast 80% of the XvsSF/SFO community population are atleast "kids" in my terms; or young/soon to become teenagers. So what are the age requirements you think this thread would be useful to? I agree with all your guildlines except 1 of them, which is: Quote:
Yeah, why should we call them on the first day? I agree 100% that it makes me seem desperate and weak, even in my point of view. Although I recall about 4 years ago, there was a girl I went out with. The same day she gave me her phone number, and I didn't call her the same day. She complained so much everytime I didn't call her, that she started calling me everytime she felt I wasn't going to call. We were only about 13 at the time, and she acted like this. Now I'm 17 and my girlfriend today is sometimes like that. Sometimes we feel that we need a little time apart from each other due to the fact that we are together for hours everyday. So getting to my point, as good as it sounds, I don't think this guideline can work on all females. Heh, I wonder what the females in the SFO communtiy today opinions would be on this.[/quote] I agree with what you said about the calling..I remember like 2-3 years whenever I started going with my gf(I forgot when) BTW never forget when because they might ask you one day you never know..Anyways as I was saying I didnt call her on the first day because I could see her in person everyday cause she lived across the street with my best friend (her brother) So bottomline date a girl that you can be around but dont try to be near her everyday cause she might think you smuthering her or some bull like that...(never actually happend to me but I seen/heard of it happening) Actually Vash some girls like to talk about ur erhmm "Piece" But only if they ask about it :stupid: Edited By coolkilla on 1119069328 |
Damn, you guys suck, talking about love?
Sh!t here is my do's and don'ts... Meet the hoe. Phuck the hoe. Leave the hoe. Meet the hoe. Phuck the hoe. Leave the hoe. Meet the hoe. Phuck the hoe. Leave the hoe. Basically, this is me on a daily routine with girls. Edited By blanka09 on 1119384992 |
You are one idiotic person, this is a serious topic and if you can't relise that then just stay out of this topic, oh and alot of the people who posted in here don't call women hoes. (Sorry for some spelling)
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Idiotic, lol, first of all learn how to use words in a sentence, wait, do you even know how to make a sentence?
I'm probably the most mature person in this thread, not to mention one of the smartest. Anyhow, that isn't the case, I'm just posting my point-of-view towards most females I know. Calling girls Hoes? Most of them are, have you not noticed? The girl I choose to marry won't be one of them, that's another story though. Anyhow take your ass somewhere with that sh!t. |
Here is a really DO!
<span style='font-size:17pt;line-height:100%'>MAKE SURE HER EX-BOYFRIEND IS GONE!</span> Trust me on this I knew he was begging her back and leaving messages on her cell phone. (crying) begging her to come back and that he truly loves her and claims that I doesn't. And allways says we can work it out. But what get me is when I want to go to the movies with her *Today* I call and she tells me she's with him. :baaa: Yeah she came crawling back to him, which is why im bout to break up with her. :colgate: Nope no more of her lame bs excuss. And hell no MasterX does not share girls. Edited By MasterX05 on 1119154115 |
[quote:post_uid0="Definition"]Damn, you guys suck, talking about love?
Sh!t here is my do's and don'ts... Meet the hoe. Phuck the hoe. Leave the hoe. Meet the hoe. Phuck the hoe. Leave the hoe. Meet the hoe. Phuck the hoe. Leave the hoe. Meet the hoe. Phuck the hoe. Leave the hoe. Meet the hoe. Phuck the hoe. Leave the hoe. Meet the hoe. Phuck the hoe. Leave the hoe. Meet the hoe. Phuck the hoe. Leave the hoe. Meet the hoe. Phuck the hoe. Leave the hoe. Meet the hoe. Phuck the hoe. Leave the hoe. Meet the hoe. Phuck the hoe. Leave the hoe. Basically, this is me on a daily routine with girls.[/quote] I agree 100%... Most girls lately I've meet are only good for this...certian toilet tissue brands have had more value to me...*sigh* There are some good girls don't get me wrong...I plan to marry one...her name is.. ESPN. :biggrin: We've been going steady lately....yo should I make it a long term relationship? Edited By SBYRD5 on 1119180182 |
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Well it's been 4 years. Things actually changed dramatically after the first year even. Some of it is good, but to spark the prmial instinct of attraction there is more to it then the obvious.
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Yo yo
Just grap some "Tag" body spray....you'll be "tagging" in no time... yo just look.. :huh2: *sprays wrist* *girl moans* See :love: |
lmao!! sbyrd.... if only it were that easy
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