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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign. "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body," --Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward. "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country," --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC. "I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president." --Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents. "Half this game is ninety percent mental." --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." --Al Gore, Vice President "I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." --Dan Quayle "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." --Bill Clinton, President "We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur." --Al Gore, VP "Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."--Keppel Enderbery "Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."--Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina |
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**sign** lol crying thats funny
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Lol, some funny quotes you have there. Some people are just so stupid...
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all those quotes are taken out of context... which is AWSOME.
like when kerry said "osama is good at causing terror, causing destruction, and killing people. but we wont let that stop us." and bush said "you think osama is good?" |
Heh and the guy's still president an all.
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[quote:post_uid0="Virtual Fighter"]all those quotes are taken out of context... which is AWSOME.
like when kerry said "osama is good at causing terror, causing destruction, and killing people. but we wont let that stop us." and bush said "you think osama is good?"[/quote] Lol so true. |
[quote:post_uid0="Virtual Fighter"]all those quotes are taken out of context... which is AWSOME.
like when kerry said "osama is good at causing terror, causing destruction, and killing people. but we wont let that stop us." and bush said "you think osama is good?"[/quote] hehehe kerry that damn liberal and conservatives Edited By G |
I find those quotes hilarious.
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i dont think the ppl sayin the quote even knw wut thy r talkin bout lol!
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"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." --Bill Clinton, President
I think he deserves the Nobel Peace Prize or something... |
??? u all are stupid
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[quote:post_uid0="wrestlemania"]??? u all are stupid[/quote]
Stupid is as stupid does.... |
[quote:post_uid0="Elena"][quote:post_uid0="wrestlemania"]??? u all are stupid[/quote]
Stupid is as stupid does....[/quote] -Forest Gump :unclesam: |
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lol....o yea i loved that one!! i remember when i saw that on T.V i was starting to get confused on what she was saying . good one Elena. and i like the other ones that warmor posted to. |
Those people are complete morons. :plain:
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"How the flip I'am suppose to feed my kids with 7 million dollars?"-Sprewell
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ha maria carey one was hilarious man
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