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01-30-2004 03:06 PM

i ask a question and sombody answers it, and the they ask another question, and sombosy answers that.....

so ill start it off



why doesnt tarzan have a beard?

Maori_Legend 01-30-2004 03:16 PM

because he shaves it every night ???

01-30-2004 03:19 PM

you are supposed to ask another question in the same post

ssj_3_goku 01-30-2004 03:21 PM

Why is this stupid thread here?


i dont know.



i win!

01-30-2004 03:24 PM

god nobody understands!




ok ill start again.......



if a bunch of cats jumped ontop of eachother would it still be called a dog pile?

Bubble1 01-30-2004 03:38 PM

no a cat pile. why doesnt acully rain cat and dogs? :crazy:

ssj_3_goku 01-30-2004 03:40 PM

because thats the pound's job.

if you closed this thread, would it still be as annoying?


ok, seriously. Toast always lands butter side down, and cats always land on their feet, so if you tied a peice of toast butter side up to a cat, and dropped it, what would happen???



Edited By Kakashi on Jan. 30 2004 at 18:44

Bubble1 01-30-2004 03:46 PM

then the cat will get pissed and kill u. is there life on neptune?

Mr. Big 01-30-2004 04:15 PM

Q n' A eh?

how do you replace the head gasket?

HELLOTHERE 01-30-2004 04:38 PM

You don't!

Why does peeing in your pants make you ichy?

01-30-2004 05:17 PM

pee has salt in it(dont ask how i know)

do hot chicks poop?

HELLOTHERE 01-30-2004 05:19 PM

Maybe , Go ask lol

Why am I here?

01-30-2004 05:22 PM

i dunno, where are you?


why do some people understand R2D2 and other people dont ?

Bubble1 01-30-2004 05:23 PM

the robot does.when is cold why do u get shocked?



Edited By Bubble1 on Jan. 30 2004 at 20:23

01-30-2004 05:31 PM

because of a whole bunch of science crap


if dogs get mad if you blow in their face, why do they stick their head out the window while you're driving??



Edited By Angel-Eyes on Jan. 30 2004 at 20:31

HELLOTHERE 01-30-2004 05:32 PM

maybe the person is too ugly...

if you tall when you get old do you get shorter?

Bubble1 01-30-2004 05:34 PM

yeh if youhave that ostiposisis crap. iteats ur bones away. why does crap smell so bad?

HELLOTHERE 01-30-2004 05:35 PM

because its been in your butt.
why are cows stpid but their head is big for a brain?

Bubble1 01-30-2004 05:38 PM

err... cause they got a THICK skull.. Which came first. the chicken or the egg. (Off Topic Note)I know potery. listen

Hemhem. Ants... adam hadem thank u thank u very much :baaa:

HELLOTHERE 01-30-2004 05:53 PM

the egg came first not the chicken because its asking what came first...its not asking did the chicken egg come first.

why do the best drinks have no natural ingrdients?


in spanish this post would be----------------El huevo vino primero no el pollo porque su pedir lo que vinieron primero. ..its no pedir hizo el huevo de pollo viene primero.

por qu

Bubble1 01-30-2004 06:07 PM

cause-sugar+Co2+artifical sweeteners=Yum
why did the chicken cross the road?

HELLOTHERE 01-30-2004 06:22 PM

who knows???

what does 1337 mean?

Bubble1 01-30-2004 06:38 PM

err.... one-thounsand,three-hundrend thirty sevenwhy does warm food get cold and cold food get warm?

ssj_3_goku 01-30-2004 07:55 PM

they get room temparature, why do i keep coming to this thread? (who knows...)

01-30-2004 08:22 PM

because its irresistible


why does oprah look fat at some times and ot others she looks skinney? :laughlong:

Evil-Ryu-Goki- 01-30-2004 11:04 PM

cuz shes black and eats soul food


why do ppl love brittnay spears??


shes hott!

Bubble1 01-31-2004 04:43 AM

[quote:post_uid0="Evil-Ryu-Goki-"]cuz shes black and eats soul food


why do ppl love brittnay spears??


shes hott![/quote]
ur not soposed answer ur on question. anywayz she puts a magical spell on her fans,or she wouldnt have 1 fan. why do they use lost of stange crap in cooking shows? (:-)

CharginPoo 01-31-2004 07:35 AM

Becuase they take joy in watching us cook that strange food , and not getting it right...
***Comes out of the kitchen with hair on fire***

Which countries, other than the United Kingdom, are members of the European Economic Area/European Union?

Bubble1 01-31-2004 08:38 AM

europe?? :ehh: why do babies eat dirst and worms... :shocked: answer that :baaa:

HELLOTHERE 01-31-2004 08:44 AM

because their to young to tell some one their hungry..

Do we get a post count on this board?

01-31-2004 08:55 AM

who cares


if the universe is expanding, then what is it expanding into?

HELLOTHERE 01-31-2004 09:01 AM

Its going to expand forever!

Why do people in jail get released just to be stupid enough just to get arrested again?



Edited By HELLOTHERE on Jan. 31 2004 at 12:01

Bubble1 01-31-2004 11:15 AM

err... cause there bored.
Why ae there so many damn numbers :baaa:

EvilAkuma 01-31-2004 11:20 AM

cuz they wanted to.

Why doesn't any admin or mod closed this topic

HELLOTHERE 01-31-2004 11:21 AM

to keep people occupied

why is the us hated by canadians and they are part of are continent

Bubble1 01-31-2004 11:24 AM

well err... uhh.. umm... i... :baaa:
<span style='font-size:7pt;line-height:100%'>no clue:-)</span>

how come there gravity? i wanna float :baaa:



Edited By Bubble1 on Jan. 31 2004 at 14:26

CharginPoo 01-31-2004 12:12 PM

Becuase god decided to make a force so powerfull...That when he went to the toilet the poo wouldent float back up his buttocks...

if a jet proppeled cow(solar cow), and then shot into outer space , how much time would it take to get to the moon...

The solar powered rocket cow uses a jet engine to propel the cow around a field, eliminating the need for the cow to use its own energy and providing the advantages described earlier.

The use of solar energy also makes the process more efficient as it uses a renewable energy source. An electric motor is then used to convert the cow's urine into fuel to power the jet engine, in a top secret industrial process.

http://www.nj2k.co.uk/products/prods/sprcow.jpg



Edited By CharginPoo on Jan. 31 2004 at 15:13

01-31-2004 01:28 PM

probably 4 days


why is blue?

CharginPoo 01-31-2004 01:35 PM

becuase thats the sky...

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?

http://www.aperfectworld.org/Other_P...ork/cheese.gif



Edited By CharginPoo on Jan. 31 2004 at 16:42

Bubble1 01-31-2004 02:04 PM

cheese. why are u so smart chargin poo


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