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Rage_Unleashed 07-16-2005 11:50 AM

I decided to go get harry potter and the half blood prince cause i already read the first 5... i barely remember the details of the past books just that lord voldemort got owned by harry like 6 times... so if you're going to get the book whats your thoughts... i think it is obvious that lord voldemort will be back and harry has to defeat him..
actaully im getting sick of the books because of its predictable outcome... i used to remember when i wrote a rip off of it where hermione died and everyone else did. LOL :D

Virtual Fighter 07-16-2005 12:35 PM

Harry dies in the end.

caylan1234 07-16-2005 12:42 PM

yes yes yes he dies bout time i hate harry potter remember my opinion. :;):

KenDaShoto 07-16-2005 12:52 PM

well that doesnt make sense if harry dies in the end shes supposed to make 7 books not 6 but im a harry potter fan and my mom is goin to get me that book right now cause im hadicapped from a foot surgery i had wednesday

Virtual Fighter 07-16-2005 01:01 PM

Voldermort kills him.

caylan1234 07-16-2005 01:05 PM

hey sorry about tha surgery hope it went ok :laugh:

alamgir 07-16-2005 01:41 PM

Ahh stop lieing VF, there's a seventh book in the works. Some of you guys beleive anything.

Rowling is one rich woman, she's made kids go crazy about Harry Potter worldwide and is earning millions.

Virtual Fighter 07-16-2005 02:37 PM

Okay, for real real, Snape kills Dumbledore.

Also...


See, my older sister works at the bookstore... yes, that's right. Sneaky sneaky.

Allow me to spoil the book for all of you:

THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE IS NONE OTHER THAN DUDLEY

HERMIONE LEARNS KARATE

RON CONTRACTS HERPES

THE NEW MINISTER OF MAGIC IS TONY BLAIR

VOLDEMORT DIES OF OLD AGE, PEACEFULLY IN HIS SLEEP

HARRY'S PARENTS ARE REVEALED TO HAVE BEEN SCIENTOLOGISTS

SNAPE HAS RHYTHM

MR. AND MRS. WEASLEY START SEEING OTHER PEOPLE

DUMBLEDORE LOSES HIS LEGS AND NEEDS A WHEELCHAIR

HOGWARTS EXPLODES

J.K. ROWLING HERSELF APPEARS AS A CHARACTER AND DEFLOWERS HARRY

THE NINTH CHAPTER OF THE BOOK IS "BOY MEETS WORLD" FANFICTION AND DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH HARRY POTTER

SIRIUS BLACK IS THE NEW DEFENSE AGAINST THE DARK ARTS TEACHER

HAGRID POOPS OUT GIMLI

THE SCHOOL IS VISITED BY A D.A.R.E. SPOKESMAN WHO TEACHES THEM NOT TO USE DRUGS

NEVILLE MAKES A COCOON AND COMES OUT AS A BUTTERFLY AT THE END OF THE YEAR

HARRY AND DRACO ARE THE SAME PERSON

Rage_Unleashed 07-16-2005 02:43 PM

dang virtual dont spoil anything.... but i know harry isnt going to die because he's supposed to die in the 7th not the 6th...

~Mastermax~ 07-16-2005 02:46 PM

some of those were funny, but one of those is looking to be true...


i just picked mine up earlier this morning, along with three books from H. G. Wells, and closer time the sequel to catch-22

Elena 07-16-2005 03:30 PM

Some of those things seem like they could be true...lol Tony Blair....and what is this "GIMLI"

Virtual Fighter 07-16-2005 03:40 PM

http://content.ytmnd.com//94000/94316/image.jpg

~Mastermax~ 07-16-2005 03:44 PM

your a douchebag vf, you know that?

KenDaShoto 07-16-2005 06:02 PM

ok first haha really funnny wit those comments vf especially the one about tony blair

then curse you for puttin up that damn pic i just read the part where they were discussin about malfoys job

and thanx who ever said somethin nice about me havin my surgery

SSJKarma 07-16-2005 07:29 PM

guys, harry potters is just a book for kids... well at least not a book for me, and btw, its only rumors never have it been confirmed, it started (as my mother said, she is a big fanatic of harry) that in an interview harry potter could die int he 7th book cause she said that she would stop the series after the seventh book and since she doesn't want anybody to use the character she would perhaps make him die at the end !

but in no way has she ever confirmed that !
for my part i hope he does cause after it i will never hear from it ever again and i will be glad never to hear it again !

that was my view on it !

Virtual Fighter 07-16-2005 08:09 PM

http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfold...ad5/poopoo.jpg

Elena 07-16-2005 08:17 PM

[quote:post_uid0="KenDaShoto"]ok first haha really funnny wit those comments vf especially the one about tony blair

then curse you for puttin up that damn pic i just read the part where they were discussin about malfoys job

and thanx who ever said somethin nice about me havin my surgery
[/quote]
Erm, yeah...the pic it's fake....or it looks that way to me...it seems someone just pasted the page number on it and typed some stuff on it...because hagrid calls Harry 'Arry if I remember correctly...and IF it's real there is probably more to the story...God you people are gulible....I bet you believe the second pic by VF too... :sarcasm:

Virtual Fighter 07-16-2005 08:20 PM

[color=#000000]I stole all of them from ytmnd.com.

But the first one about snape killind dunbledoor is real.

Chapter 27: The Lightning-Struck Tower

Harry and Dumbledore return to Hogsmeade. Madame Rosmerta lends them brooms and they fly to where the Dark Mark is floating over the castle above the Astronomy Tower. Chaos reigns around them in Hogwarts. Draco enters the tower; Harry is frozen by Dumbledore and unseen while Draco reveals that the task set upon him was to kill Dumbledore. He also reveals that he has snuck other Death Eaters into Hogwarts via a Vanishing Cabinet. He had the broken Vanishing Cabinet that Montague was shoved into during Book 5, and the other half of the Vanishing Cabinet was held at Borgin and Burkes.

He proves unable to accomplish the task, even when joined by his fellow Death Eaters. Snape enters the room. After Snape and Dumbledore gaze at each other for several moments, Dumbledore verbalizes a plea to Snape. With a look of hatred and disgust, Snape kills him, sending his body over the parapet.
[edit]

Chapter 28: Flight of the Prince

Snape murders Dumbledore (Avada Kedavra) and flees with Malfoy. Harry pursues them (through a mel

Rage_Unleashed 07-16-2005 10:01 PM

lol i didnt believe the stuff about harry but the other stuff is believable... and im only on the 3rd chapter...
vf even if im a harry potter fan... that was pretty funny! :D




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KenDaShoto 07-16-2005 11:35 PM

yea the first pic that vf put is definately true i checked it once i saw the page number but the second is obviously fake though hilarious its fake

alamgir 07-17-2005 07:41 AM

[quote:post_uid0="SSJKarma"]guys, harry potters is just a book for kids... well at least not a book for me, and btw, its only rumors never have it been confirmed, it started (as my mother said, she is a big fanatic of harry) that in an interview harry potter could die int he 7th book cause she said that she would stop the series after the seventh book and since she doesn't want anybody to use the character she would perhaps make him die at the end !

but in no way has she ever confirmed that !
for my part i hope he does cause after it i will never hear from it ever again and i will be glad never to hear it again !

that was my view on it !
[/quote]
In the fifth book we find out how either Harry or Voldermort would die. So its pretty likely he'll go in the seventh.

And VF stop spoiling or at least attempting to spil the book for us, some people actually wanna read the book...

Rage_Unleashed 07-17-2005 08:30 AM

ya it was the prophecy that harry or voldemort would die.... so we can guess but im still reading the book so please dont spoil anything vf

alamgir 07-17-2005 08:34 AM

He's spoiled enough already if what he's shown us is true, if it is true then your one ignorant and selfish person VF.

Virtual Fighter 07-17-2005 12:24 PM

If there was a no-spoilers warning, someone should have said so!

It's not fair, damnit! Not fair!

~Mastermax~ 07-17-2005 12:41 PM

you ass, your supposed to put a *spoiler* warning, not for someone else to say not to put spoilers...


i stole the hagrid crapping out gimli, that one was the best...

oh and there's a typo on the bottom of page 111, it said harried, instead of hurried.




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Virtual Fighter 07-17-2005 12:57 PM

Oh well. YOU'VE SEEN IT. YOU CAN'T UN-SEE IT!

~Mastermax~ 07-17-2005 01:46 PM

dude yes i can











lobotamy of course...

MEGA_DRACOS_XRL 07-18-2005 11:36 AM

[quote:post_uid0="Rage_Unleashed"]I decided to go get harry potter and the half blood prince cause i already read the first 5... i barely remember the details of the past books just that lord voldemort got owned by harry like 6 times... so if you're going to get the book whats your thoughts... i think it is obvious that lord voldemort will be back and harry has to defeat him..
actaully im getting sick of the books because of its predictable outcome... i used to remember when i wrote a rip off of it where hermione died and everyone else did. LOL :D
[/quote]
i don't give a phuck!!!!

alamgir 07-18-2005 12:07 PM

No one asked for your opinion and no one wants anything negative.

Virtual Fighter 07-18-2005 04:30 PM

[quote:post_uid0="MEGA_DRACOS_XRL"][quote:post_uid0="Rage_Unleashed"]I decided to go get harry potter and the half blood prince cause i already read the first 5... i barely remember the details of the past books just that lord voldemort got owned by harry like 6 times... so if you're going to get the book whats your thoughts... i think it is obvious that lord voldemort will be back and harry has to defeat him..
actaully im getting sick of the books because of its predictable outcome... i used to remember when i wrote a rip off of it where hermione died and everyone else did. LOL :D[/quote]
i don't give a phuck!!!!
[/quote]
Aren't you supposed to be all "love thy neighbor" religious and poop?

fliping hypocrite.

~Mastermax~ 07-18-2005 06:36 PM

yeah he should be one of the bible thumpers saying that it promotes satanism or that it seduces children at a young age when the god within them should be developing, the pope should know a lot about seducing children....

KenDaShoto 07-18-2005 07:16 PM

[quote:post_uid0="Elena"][quote:post_uid0="KenDaShoto"]ok first haha really funnny wit those comments vf especially the one about tony blair

then curse you for puttin up that damn pic i just read the part where they were discussin about malfoys job

and thanx who ever said somethin nice about me havin my surgery[/quote]
Erm, yeah...the pic it's fake....or it looks that way to me...it seems someone just pasted the page number on it and typed some stuff on it...because hagrid calls Harry 'Arry if I remember correctly...and IF it's real there is probably more to the story...God you people are gulible....I bet you believe the second pic by VF too... :sarcasm:
[/quote]
i actually just saw that comment and i just hope u feel stupid now that you have been proven wrong

Rage_Unleashed 07-18-2005 09:24 PM

jesus i didnt think that this topic would turn into this.... and i am utterly sorry on behalf of everyone because of vf... the next time this topic will be made i will make sure i add *spoiler warning..

but what karma said earlier... the series would come to a nice end if harry did die... and im guessing that somethings in the book point to it..( wont tell as that would be spoiling}

Virtual Fighter 07-18-2005 09:25 PM

HAha, suckers.

I WIN AND YOU LOSE!

Rage_Unleashed 07-19-2005 10:21 AM

i dont think u have won anything just by spoiling anything... all u have done is make alot of people mad...
way to go now you have more enemies than u did before, and i wouldnt call that a big accomplishment

~Mastermax~ 07-19-2005 10:53 AM

vf only spoiled one thing, and and it was easy to see it coming from the begining anyway.

Virtual Fighter 07-19-2005 03:56 PM

[quote:post_uid0="Rage_Unleashed"]i dont think u have won anything just by spoiling anything... all u have done is make alot of people mad...
way to go now you have more enemies than u did before, and i wouldnt call that a big accomplishment
[/quote]
Correction: Get alot of harry potter nerds mad.

Woah is me! Woah is me! Now I can't join the "official harry potter" club! What ever shall I do?

da_wiz 07-19-2005 08:21 PM

omg harry potter is 1 of the gayest books ever made wizards and trolls like dat gay movie lord of the rings =(

Virtual Fighter 07-19-2005 09:33 PM

Yeah, except lord of the rings is a metephore for the spread of facism and the use of political agenda to currupt the world.

but you problably didn't notice that because you're a fliping idiot.

Rage_Unleashed 07-19-2005 09:54 PM

ok ok ok vf... i gotta admit that i knew someone was going to die sooner or later... and once i read it i was thinking (hey vf you were righ} so i dont really care anymore..
but thats some insane stuff about lord of the rings and the spread of facism... however this makes sense cause the author was in WWII correct?


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