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i love dare's i do enyone but not to nasty ahahahha
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um... dares... let's see... the worst one I ever completed was.... Well, the dare was that I had to climb onto the roof of the school, put up a flag (It had a smile on it) and then buy a smoothie. It was the wierdest dare I ever heard of, but climbing the wall of the school was fun... especially at 12:00 AM!
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ok i understand the flag part but not the drink why
ok me and my friend's were bored at this place and we wanted to play so we were at the day 31 and we dressed up like bum's and we got a cart from the store and we rode on it and we got can's and we went to people's houses and we asked for can good's and money they had werid faces but we scored about $53.00 buck's but this is the sad part before we got the cart we tried to get it from a diffrent bum for we woulnd't have to do all that stuff ??? |
Aah, dares...lemme think...this all happens in ONE DAY of my life...
1.) My friend dared me to streak across the football field during practice for $10. I soon became $10 richer 2.) My friend said he'd give me a bottle of Black Haus if I jumped off the roof of this shed-like building at a soccer field. I soon had $10, and a bottle of Black Haus 3.) I sat in a shopping cart, and my friend pushed me so the back of the cart was touching his car. He got in and revved it up to like 30 mph across a parking lot, pushing me in front of him, then he stopped, and I wailed into a curb doing like 30 mph, then flipped, bashed my head, and ended up torn and tattered in a bush. I then had $10, a bottle of Black Haus, and a poopload of cuts and bruises 4.) I dressed up in a Gandalf costume and walked around my downtown area shouting "THE SHADOW IS GROWING IN MORDOR! FOOLISH PEOPLE, YOU WILL ALL DIE AT THE HANDS OF THE DARK LORD SAURON AND HIS ARMY OF ORCS! RUN, YOU FOOLS!" I then had $10, a bottle of Black Haus, a poopload of cuts and bruises, and a Gandalf costume 5.) I then used the $10 to buy a SECOND bottle of Black Haus, then drank BOTH BOTTLES in like an hour and a half, then sat in my living room shouting at the Gandalf costume to stop making fun of me as my friends secretly videotaped the whole thing. I woke up passed out on my couch. |
that's funny, not the one were you get bruised but funny as hell !
my brother DARED me to drink a glass of VINE during the new millenium ! (for those who don't know, i don't drink alcool) so we both drank the glass and i must say I HATE VINE :buttrock: too bad it was for nothing ! other guys also dared me to do other stuff but when i say:"are you gonna give me 10$ if i do" they chicken out of the deal ! |
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mainly the average stuff.
Fake my voice into my teachers voice and say "No homework." Umm we dare people to do "Bloody Knuckles" with each other. Oh break into a fair ground,and turn on the power switch to the fairest wheel. "Take a police officers donut for $20"(Bad idea) We dare each other to do gay stuff for alot of money. Pratice taking books from the libary for school lunch money. Slapping girls on the ass. Yea I've done the whole nine. |
here's another one me and my friend's were at the market and we got like 100 peepies those little chick's and we got 100 each like so we wanted to see who would make it with out puking ooooo man bad what dumass idea i troughup like 7 times and the worst thing i lost yummy :notify:
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You can't eat 100 sugar-coated marshmallows without hurling? Man, that's weak. This wasn't actually a dare, but a bet. Check out all the stuff that I was able to 3 hours WITHOUT puking!
-Wendy's Classic Triple -2 orders of fries -3 orders of chicken nuggets -a large soda -a frosty -a fruit roll-up -1/2 a pizza hut pizza -a bowl of ice cream BEAT THAT!!! |
ok i will be back ok iam going to jack in the box and burger king and carles' Jr and order everything i will be back in 3 hour's that;s a bet
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i back wait where am i oooo ok um i did it i did not trough up well intil i was home and i think it was the jumbo jake that made sick uuu i did not drink eny thing though i would of troughup on my self uuuuuu ok by
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12 hotdogs
2 large pizza 4x glass of pepsi 2 big portion of french fries think i beated you ? my cousin still beats me by one point of pizza on that ! i was full and he was not until the end of that stupid little point. anyway, we were hungry like hell that day, i mean the family was helping to build a house ! they also couldn't bear seeing me and my cousin eating that much ! they just couldn't believe we were so hungry. |
[quote:post_uid0="SSJKarma"]12 hotdogs
2 large pizza 4x glass of pepsi 2 big portion of french fries think i beated you ? my cousin still beats me by one point of pizza on that ! i was full and he was not until the end of that stupid little point. anyway, we were hungry like hell that day, i mean the family was helping to build a house ! they also couldn't bear seeing me and my cousin eating that much ! they just couldn't believe we were so hungry.[/quote] Was the pizza like Pizza Hut size, or was it like a Tombstone Pizza? And were the hot dogs regular size, or foot-longs. And how long did it take you? And how long after finishing it did you hold out before narfing? |
My Cusion Dared Me To Put My Other Cusion Through A Table
For 50$, I Soon Became 50$ Richer :D |
Oh, god...
This has nothing to do with dares, but it's still kind of funny: I played football with my friends after school yesterday, and I was all over this one kid to make sure he didn't get the ball, and he turned suddenly and accidentally punched me in the jaw. I found that it hurt like all hell, and I really couldn't open or close it very well. Apparently, when he punched my right jaw, it dislocated the left jaw. Then, while I was trying to move it side-to-side with my hand, i heard a sickening crack, and it apparently popped back in, but I think it's fractured, because when I bite down, it hurts like holy hell in my upper jaw and inner ear. Then, a few plays later, I go for a tackle. I tackle the kid, but his leg whips around and he kicks me right in the fcuking jaw. Ow |
Thats Allmost How I Dislocated My Hand.
I Was Playing Basketball :buttrock: And Someone SoccerPunched Me On The Court And I Fell And My Hand Made This Cracking Noise, So I Got Up And Found I Couldnt Move It, I Hit Him With It And Cut A Peice Of His Skin Off. |
my dare was to kiss a gurl on the lips for like ten seconds but the worst is a gurl I didn't know........I had like 8 of my friends put each ten bucks........so I said ok........one of my friend was talking to a gurl and I went beside her and kissed her and they were counting........after it was over, I ran for life.......it was crazy........she never caught me........the next day I saw her I told her about the dare and since I'm so nice I gave her half of the money
10$ multiply by 8 = 80 80/2=40$ It was the best dare of my life :biggrin: |
i was completely drunk one night out clubbing with my mates one dared me to jump off the brigde i did it was a 60 foot drop and all that happened was i broke both my big toenails off but damn man it killed for a week mind u at the time i didnt feel a thing it was only the next morning when i woke up with a hangover and woondered why there was blood all over my socks
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pic up a dead squirel in the road that was run-over,put in in the sewer for 3 weeks,take its rotting carcas out,and put its maggot infested body in the road again. :biggrin:
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when you hit each other in the fist till you bleed or you give up :angry:
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[quote:post_uid0="akuma_forever"]pic up a dead squirel in the road that was run-over,put in in the sewer for 3 weeks,take its rotting carcas out,and put its maggot infested body in the road again. :biggrin:[/quote]
lol now that's a weird dare.......... :biggrin: |
[quote:post_uid0="stjames"]i love dare's i do enyone but not to nasty ahahahha[/quote]
i cant say there all nasty sooo..... but i still get dared alot |
well someone dared me once to steal sumthin from drugstore.......I stole lots of candy bars.........but it was the last time I stole.........well in drogstore anyway :biggrin: j/k
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[quote:post_uid0="Ludacris"]well someone dared me once to steal sumthin from drugstore.......I stole lots of candy bars.........but it was the last time I stole.........well in drogstore anyway :biggrin: j/k[/quote]
you stole :angryfire: :angryfire: :angryfire: :angryfire: |
[quote:post_uid0="iori"][quote:post_uid0="Ludacris"]well someone dared me once to steal sumthin from drugstore.......I stole lots of candy bars.........but it was the last time I stole.........well in drogstore anyway :biggrin: j/k[/quote]
you stole :angryfire: :angryfire: :angryfire: :angryfire:[/quote] Great. Just what we need: another little kid |
once my friend dared me to kiss 50 peaple that i dont no kiss and won of the teachers in my school but lucky me i darerd him bakc haha it whas a funny moment
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[quote:post_uid0="mysticveggeto"]once my friend dared me to kiss 50 peaple that i dont no kiss and won of the teachers in my school but lucky me i darerd him bakc haha it whas a funny moment[/quote]
hum........I' trying to understand your post but I can't.......U won of what?...........anyway.......... |
sorry nantuko, hot dogs were normal and yes the pizza were big !
it seems hotdogs doesn't fill the gap in my stomachs ! i could eat 24 hotdogs in a row and still has that hunger. it's that or it is because i am a vampire who eats hotdogs :biggrin: not really a dare, but the hell, it is very funny ! i was coming back from my friend one night, around 8 PM and i saw that fountain near the pavement. it was at about 1 foot of it. i don't what passed in my head when i decided to try and ride my bike between the two ??? anyway, my parents were wondering why i said them GOOD NIGHT at about 8:30 PM. the next morning i woke-up in my bed with BLOOD all over my clothes and bed ! my parents saw me while they were doing the breafast and they were like... MOM:"what happenned to you ?" ME:"what ? nothing i just woke-up, why ?" FATHER:"look in the mirror !" *looks in the mirror* *now know why my left eyes didn't wanted to open completely* had a big bump on my head. had a the left eye completely red with blood. had blood all over my face from nose to mouth. had shaking problems with boths hands. and i had no strengh that morning ! finished at the hospital cause of that big bump and passed 2 days there because the doctors weren't sure if that BLOOD ACCUMULATING on my head would end. lucky me it did ! all this because some idea got onto my head for some reason ! don't know what i was thiking that day ! what's funny was seeing my bike after that. it was complete JUNK after the event, i was wondering how i could have rided it back to my house ! |
[quote:post_uid0="Nantuko Joe"]You can't eat 100 sugar-coated marshmallows without hurling? Man, that's weak. This wasn't actually a dare, but a bet. Check out all the stuff that I was able to 3 hours WITHOUT puking!
-Wendy's Classic Triple -2 orders of fries -3 orders of chicken nuggets -a large soda -a frosty -a fruit roll-up -1/2 a pizza hut pizza -a bowl of ice cream BEAT THAT!!![/quote] Oh, my older brother eats a lot more in soooo little time and without puking too. Unless, of course, this isn't so much: 3 plates (14" in Diameter) full of Orange Chicken (Home cooked by yours truly) 1 Foot Long Hot Dog covered with 1 cup Relish 2 Jalepeno's and two tablespoons mustard 2 Tombstone Pizza's 1 Lean Hamburger, Grilled to Extra Well. X_x; 76 French Fries (Home made by yours truly; counted them all) 23 Chicken Nuggets (Mcdonald Size; Yours Truly Cooked) 1 stick of Bubble Yum. All that, and he drank about 10 glasses of water (Partly because I added the Jalepeno's as a joke). Yes, he really di eat all that, no he isn't fat, no he did not puke, he did this in under 4 hours, and, Yes, he DID Fall asleep immediately afterwards. I never thought doing dishes could take so long.... Edit: OMG! Karma, was that recent?! Did you ever find out what happened? Are you ok? Any scars? Are you SURE your alright?! |
my dare was to kiss 100 woman i did it and i got $30.00 i did't get in 3 day
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In the summer RIGHT BEFORE 8th grade, I was hanging out at my friend's house with a few other kids. It was mad-hot outside, and we were gonna ride our bikes "downtown" to buy some water balloons. Now, my bike was broken (it was a piece-of-$hit Huffy), so I was gonna ride my friend's old racing bike (the kind with the gearshift as two levers on the stem of the bike). Here's the irony... I was riding HOME to get my bike helmet, when I forgot that I was riding my friend's bike. You see, my old bike normally had the front brake disconnected because the rims were so bent up. The bike I was riding, however, still had the front brake connected. I accidentally jam on the front brake, and flip over the handlebars, landing chin-first on the pavement. I'm about to get up, but something smashes me in the back of the head and knocks me back down--the bike flipped over, and that wack gearshift smashed me right in the back of the skull. Back at my friend's house, they were all talking, but one kid was watching me ride home and saw me bail. "Hey guys," he goes, "Joe just bailed!" Now I'm laying in my neighbor's driveway with a bike on my head. "SON OF A FCUKING BIOTCH!!!" I scream. Then my vision turned red. Next thing I know, my dad is sitting there with a hose, soaking my head and trying to get the blood out of my hair. He runs inside and grabs my mom's FAVORITE beige towel and throws it on my head. Within seconds, it's now gonna be my mom's favorite CRIMSON towel. I'm sitting there cursing my head off while my dad takes the hose and washes away the pools of blood on my neighbor's and my own driveway. Then I'm saying "We should go to the hospital." My dad, not wanting to get his car all bloody, gives me a half-assed excuse: "I don't know what insurance card to bring. Let's wait for your mother." "You don't know which one to bring? Bring them both, you moron!" "No, I might bring the wrong one. Just wait." So there I am, sitting for like a half hour holding a bloody towel to my head, feeling nauseas (sp), and borderline lapsing into the unconsciousness. Then my mom pulls in and sees me with a bloody towel around my head. "George, why didn't you bring him to the hospital?" she asks "I didnt' know which insurance card to bring!" he said "You should have brought them both!" (exactly what I said) They take me to the hospital, where they dispense of my mom's once-beige towel, and sit me down and I get ten stitches to sew up the hole in my head. I got the stitches, and had my head wrapped in an ace bandage-type of deal for a week, and I wasn't allowed to shampoo (my beutiful hair, noo!). I still have the scar to prove it, you can see it whenever I shave my head. I've got a $hitload more stories, but the post would be too long. Pretty much, I'm a walking accident. Quote:
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nantuko: you think i am not a walking accident ?
when i walk i hurt my feets on about every single pole in the street. and since i am always looking downwards when walking, i almost hit my head about 5 times in 2 minutes ! stupid tick, could i had a better one like eyes twitching ! no, i had to not look in front of me ! :laugh: ROLL: no it happenened 4 years ago ! i have no scars at all, i mean, it is not that worst. just scratches that that took about 1 months to go away but they all got healed right ! the bump on my head was due to my blood getting there and satying there. the doctors just wanted to know if that thing would get worst. it did not and the blood returned from the head to other parts of my body so the bump disappeared about 3 days after the incident. i did lose 1 day of school cause of that bump and i am glad it didn't got worst. i mean, i could have lost my life in there ! the doctor said they would operate if that bump got any bigger. but it finished by being a simple headache case ! more fears then wounds ! anyway... all in the past and i am still riding without any helmets ! :laughlong: |
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i got a whole lot........................which is buried but:
5 years ago my friends dared me to jump over some bricks with my bike stack up 5x and it was 2 stacks. so i did it and landed with ease. the second time i did it i fliped over my bike, landed on my right shoulder and sliding on the concreate on my back. i just lucky the bike didnt hit me. the next dare almost killed me: me and my friends were riding our bikes arond this high school and they dared me to ride up and down these sets of stairs. on our way back to the block, i got my neck caught up in this thin slinky wire and it put a 2" deep cut in my neck. this man was trying to call an ambulance but i rode home and my mother called an ambulance but they were taking too long and asking stupid questions so she took me arcoss the street to this private ambulance company and they got me to the hospital in a short time. it took 12-15 stitches to close up the cut. and i still got the scar around my neck. |
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you know, every single LITTLE accident that we think are little !
always finish to be KILLER ONE when we think of it AFTER it has happenned ! i mean, my bike accident was so little, only little scratches. but when i thought of what the doctor said, it COULD have have KILLED me in 5 days or less ! yep, in those time you start to think the life from another sight. STILL, i don't ride my bike with an helmet ! :laughlong: |
Me and my friends were biking down a mountain in New Jersey. My friend Bryan was in the lead, his brother Rich was right in front of me, I was third.
Suddenly, Bryan swerved to avoid something, then smashed into a log and flew into the woods. Rich swerved to avoid Bryan's bike, and crashed into a tree. He got thrown from the bike and smashed into a tree. I swerved to avoid Rich's bike and hit a log. The front wheel locked, and the momentum made me fly out of my seat and I did a nutbreaker into the handlebars. Then physics took over as my bike jackknifed and threw me over the log. All of us lay in silence, until I heard something walking through the woods. I looked up, and I saw Bryan limping towards me, then he stops and says "Ow," and falls over. I tried to stand up, but the pain in my nuts was incredible. Worst pain I've ever felt. I've also got a slice in my back and a gash on my forehead. Bryan had a concussion (i think), and bashed his leg when he landed. Rich, on the other hand, had hit the tree full-on, and his entire torso and the left side of his face was one big bruise. As far as I went, my nuts hurt me for a week afterwards. |
[quote:post_uid0="SSJKarma"]nantuko: you think i am not a walking accident ?
when i walk i hurt my feets on about every single pole in the street. and since i am always looking downwards when walking, i almost hit my head about 5 times in 2 minutes ! stupid tick, could i had a better one like eyes twitching ! no, i had to not look in front of me ! :laugh:[/quote] lol...........I walk the same way too........I always look down........but I don't hit my head that much......... |
[quote:post_uid0="Nantuko Joe"]Me and my friends were biking down a mountain in New Jersey. My friend Bryan was in the lead, his brother Rich was right in front of me, I was third.
Suddenly, Bryan swerved to avoid something, then smashed into a log and flew into the woods. Rich swerved to avoid Bryan's bike, and crashed into a tree. He got thrown from the bike and smashed into a tree. I swerved to avoid Rich's bike and hit a log. The front wheel locked, and the momentum made me fly out of my seat and I did a nutbreaker into the handlebars. Then physics took over as my bike jackknifed and threw me over the log. All of us lay in silence, until I heard something walking through the woods. I looked up, and I saw Bryan limping towards me, then he stops and says "Ow," and falls over. I tried to stand up, but the pain in my nuts was incredible. Worst pain I've ever felt. I've also got a slice in my back and a gash on my forehead. Bryan had a concussion (i think), and bashed his leg when he landed. Rich, on the other hand, had hit the tree full-on, and his entire torso and the left side of his face was one big bruise. As far as I went, my nuts hurt me for a week afterwards.[/quote] damn that nutbreaker musta hurt. the same thing happened to me when i crashed into sum1 else bike while he was turning a corner, a sharp corner. i musta been moving at like 15-20 mph. |
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