oh brother...i have mumps
anyone here had mumps before?
how do you deal with it?
ive already seen a doctor and he said its a viral infection and theres no cure for virus, so how do i minimize the discomfort... :(

Jeez..thats pretty bad, well first of all what exactly are mumps?....and get well soon. :alien:

Well, it really depends. How much swelling do you have? Does it hurt, or is there something else about it?

complain to the goverment

wow, thanx for the concern, especially sportschick :biggrin:
i just need more days to rest then im back in action

oOoOOoo.. maybe she can heeah..heah.eha. heal you.. j/k :)


get well soon anyway! :)

Why do I feel you weren't kidding?

perv
perv
perv
perv
perv
perv
perv

perv is my word..mista... :angryfire: get well soon

LMFAO im not mad..just dont use it lol thank u



:buttrock:

DXZero has frucking.

You have perv.

But I still got my good ol' shnit!

excuse me...but wat is a perv and fruckin?... ???

[quote:post_uid0="marvel911"]....well first of all what exactly are mumps?....and get well soon. :alien:[/quote]
mumps is the inflammation of your parotid glands, one of your salivary glands located just below your ear, near the jaw

it is also known as parotitis caused by a virus like sore eyes
common symptom is the inflammation of your neck/jaw area
believe me its damn painful :(

it usually last for a couple of weeks :shocked:

[quote:post_uid0="bloodpack"]oh brother...i have mumps
anyone here had mumps before?
how do you deal with it?
ive already seen a doctor and he said its a viral infection and theres no cure for virus, so how do i minimize the discomfort... :([/quote]
If thedoctor can't help you, I doubt these dumb kids can..

Oh and Perv = Pervert and frucking = f#cking!

Btw, I have "Fuuck", don't steal bud..

[quote:post_uid0="asshole"]f#cking![/quote]
F#uck is mine......

I use it more than any one online.

The doctor can't help him, because you can't stop it manually. However, there are a few ways to minimize the discomfort. If you have a fever, take some Tylenol, otherwise try to stay away from medicines. Try to have moist meals, which, btw, is a great excuse to have lots of ice cream (thinking of my brother). Be sure NOT to eat citric fruits, and foods that are high in acidities, since those foods can cause pain.
Now, those should help keep away extra pain, but the only way to stop the initial pain is to take two pieces of cloth (not made of wool, since wool will hurt you) place some ginger between them, make it warm, and then wrap it all around your neck. If you make it warm enough, it should be a bit moist from the juices of the ginger which can help soothe the pain if applied.

BTW- Check your immunization files to see if you got all of your MMR vaccinations. They prevent the mumps from happening.

wow thanks a lot Roll!

btw, my mom didnt give any vaccines when i was just a baby thats why im suffering all these illnesses

i successfully passed measles, chicken pox, sore eyes, what else do i have to wait ..... :(

why dont u guys just say "flip" :)
hope ya get well soon bloodpack
o guess u cant use the fancy "f"
f#ck lol

[quote:post_uid0="bloodpack"]wow thanks a lot Roll!

btw, my mom didnt give any vaccines when i was just a baby thats why im suffering all these illnesses

i successfully passed measles, chicken pox, sore eyes, what else do i have to wait ..... :([/quote]
AIdS, Herpes, Chlamydia and all those sexually tranmitted diseases........ :biggrin: j/k nah I guess there's no other sickness, except the basic ones, the flu and all that.......