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TarkanX 03-29-2003 05:06 PM

I want to invent something that is fairly easy(yo-yo, nail clippers, ruler... etc...), I also want to gte money out of it. If any of you have any ideas on what to invent, please post them here, I would really love your help.

Keep in mind that I also what something that will contribute to the world, example: people's feet kept aching, so the shoe was invented, someone from brazil couldnt talk to someone from canada, so the phone was invented; Womens breasts kept bouncing too much, so the bra was invented.



Edited By TarkanX on Mar. 30 2003 at 04:17

SolidSnake76 03-29-2003 05:27 PM

ok, take this. i thought of it and made it in december 2002.

u know how people around the world ride bikes to and from work, especially in europe and asia? they would even ride in the rain. so what i was thinking is putting windshield wipers on the the brake pads to keep the rims dry.

it works like this: when you apply the brake, the wipers runs the water off the rims. say in dry weather the bike, going 15-20mph, stops in 1.5 seconds. when wet, it could take 5-7 seconds, you probably crash into something by then. but the wipers could reduce the stop time to like 3 seconds.

i tried it before on speedy wonder[my bike] and its 85% effective. now if i can only find a way to patient it.............

Elena 03-29-2003 06:05 PM

A better band aid. One that comes off when you want it too with out hurting ur skin. And it is restickable. ooohhhh and a pen that doesnt dry out. And and i type of rubber that doesnt wear off that much it can be used for tires or shoes. And you can always make biodegratible stuff such as plastic or aluminum or something.

nosoul4evr 03-29-2003 06:18 PM

:D Nose and Ear hair dye! :laughlong:

SolidSnake76 03-29-2003 07:23 PM

real freaky nosoul. funny but freaky.

elena, be more relialistic. band aid that wont hurt when u peel it off but will stick back on when u put it back on.

about the rubber thing, i think it already been invented.

pen that doesnt dry out......no comment.

anyway here another one:

a 4 bladed helicopter with a crane hook. it can be good for high rise construction.

asshole 03-29-2003 07:55 PM

Jack Daniels Whiskey but in a 4 Liter Bottle!
Absolut Vodka, but in a 3 liter Bottle!
Belvedere Vodka but in 3 liters!

Nantuko Joe 03-29-2003 09:39 PM

A mandatory spam/flame/####-deleter. It is installed in the computer. When a nOOb makes a ####ish comment or starts spamming or flaming, the computer explodes. It would do this forum, as well as most others, a great justice in ridding them of unwanted ####s.

Or, going off of one of Elena's ideas, a better band-aid. One that can stretch width and length-wise, both the sticky pads and the gauze pad, so you can put it onto some of the larger slices and such. Also, the sticky pads would not come off due to sweat or the bandaid getting wet. A high-endurance, stretchy bandaid.

And what you said about the bra is horrible. The bra must have been the worst invention ever. I'd like to go back in time and shoot the bastard who invented it. :angryfire:

CarsonCumsDaly 03-29-2003 10:02 PM

I'd invent a condom that doesn't break,Hair Dye that CHANGES color!!
Let see, Nail Polish with that translucent (changing) color!

Sunglasses that make you view different shades of bluish,redish, amber/whatever when you would want too!!


Basically, stuff that changes color without buying more stuff. =-X

SSJKarma 03-29-2003 10:30 PM

since i'm a big player of games !

i'll say... make your own adventure/action game !
that is if you know hoe to code !

TJ5 03-29-2003 10:30 PM

^ = dude.....ur sig is disgusting.....=/

ok back 2 the topic.... Invent a better brain For DXZERO hes really bugging me lately lol *joke joke*

Ok seriously.......Invent your own clothing line =/ LOL it would work =/


Dont ask I couldnt think right :buttrock:

SolidSnake76 03-29-2003 10:32 PM

ok i gonna take this topic seriously.

carson, u an idiot.

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I'd invent a condom that doesn't break
shut up u walking hormone.

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Hair Dye that CHANGES color!!
sigh

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Basically, stuff that changes color without buying more stuff. =-X
invent a life.

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A mandatory spam/flame/####-deleter. It is installed in the computer. When a nOOb makes a ####ish comment or starts spamming or flaming, the computer explodes. It would do this forum, as well as most others, a great justice in ridding them of unwanted ####s.
lol, u twisted. but ur idea on the band-aid is good.

c'mon people, think of something that could benefit the world. like an alternate fuel source for cars that would be good to the air. i thinking of liquid oxygen.

TarkanX 03-30-2003 08:06 AM

Do you have any problems that an invention can help conquer? Think of what you do everyday.

Wake up
Brush your teeth
Take a shower/bath
etc...

Roll's Friend 03-30-2003 09:43 AM

Don't Laugh at this invention I've been daydreaming about...I'm very serious.

Perhaps there is a way to use sewer water as a form of kinetic energy like windmeels.Well perhaps the energy used to make the sewage water flow into the Sewer could could be used to generate a fan.This fan's absorbtion of that energy could be exerted into a form of electricity,and also used to break down the sewage into smaller pieces that can be treated more easily at a sewage powerplant.

HydroPower=Electricity

Perhaps my ideals don't meet the standards of TarkanX. :bored:

Scorponok 03-30-2003 06:16 PM

[quote:post_uid0="TarkanX"]Womens breasts kept bouncing too much, so the bra was invented.[/quote]
I saw some fat woman out jogging.. her's kept socking her in the face.. regardless of the bra I'm sure she was wearing..

nosoul4evr 03-31-2003 04:36 AM

A refridgerator with a window...So you know damn well the light went out when you shut the door. :)

SolidSnake76 03-31-2003 04:26 PM

i swear u pple are twisted. :crazy:

Elena 03-31-2003 05:38 PM

Ok i dont know if any of you ppl are in orchestra but rosin that doesnt break so easily. Also bow hair that doesnt get dirty so easy. A type of shoe that has build in pad thing so it comforts the part of your foot that you seem to put pressure on. And an alarm clock that shuts up when you want it to like its voice operated. A type of asphalt that is more resistant to cracks and all that stuff. And a candy wrapper that doesnt make noise so you can eat it in class lol j/k. oh and snake you can always make a better type of rubber. So :p
And one last thing they are already trying to find another sorce of fuel for cars so far they try and use sunflower oil, water which heats up to form steam and solar energy.

SolidSnake76 03-31-2003 06:43 PM

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And one last thing they are already trying to find another sorce of fuel for cars so far they try and use sunflower oil, water which heats up to form steam and solar energy.
i talking about something that will be very benifical to the air. something that will release oxygen.

Neo_genic 03-31-2003 09:16 PM

Einsteinse all of you... *cough* *cough*

Elena 04-01-2003 05:34 PM

[quote:post_uid0="SolidSnake76"]
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And one last thing they are already trying to find another sorce of fuel for cars so far they try and use sunflower oil, water which heats up to form steam and solar energy.
i talking about something that will be very benifical to the air. something that will release oxygen.[/quote]
y we have oxygen. Trees do that. but maybe they could make a filter that sucks in carbon dioxcide and makes oxygen...but its not simple.

SolidSnake76 04-01-2003 05:42 PM

[quote:post_uid0="Elena"][quote:post_uid0="SolidSnake76"]
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And one last thing they are already trying to find another sorce of fuel for cars so far they try and use sunflower oil, water which heats up to form steam and solar energy.
i talking about something that will be very benifical to the air. something that will release oxygen.[/quote]
y we have oxygen. Trees do that. but maybe they could make a filter that sucks in carbon dioxcide and makes oxygen...but its not simple.[/quote]
trees intake caron dioxide and make oxygen.

the type of emmisions emmited by cars are not safe to the environment. what do u think is happening to the ozone?

with all this defrostation and toxic chemicals launched into the air, it is creating a big time greenhouse effect and sooner or later, global warming will take its toll.

the ice caps are melting and the sea water temp is rising. elena, i just want a different source of fuel for cars. mankind has to fix the rest. i only one man, i cant do it all.

Razz 04-01-2003 05:46 PM

chop off a pig's head and stick it on the (severred) neck of a donkey. Then, sell it to some sort of cult that would use it for the most efficient sacrifice ever. But be sure to sell it for a LOT of money, otherwise the only joy you'll get out of it is the long passed joy of decapitating a pig and switching animal's heads.

SolidSnake76 04-01-2003 05:57 PM

and i thought saddam was evil.

SSJKarma 04-01-2003 08:09 PM

solidsnake76: the flowers and trees works different ways during night then daytimes !

DAY = input carbon dioxide ,output oxygen
NIGHT = input oxygen, output carbon dioxide

that's why hospital removes the flowers from the chambers during night times and put them back during day times !

SolidSnake76 04-02-2003 01:00 PM

oh

i need to study biology more.

Kingryu1 04-02-2003 01:05 PM

try and create a car that runs on sumthing that isn't polluting the air. i kno it sounds stupid. but i cant really see why it cant be done. ??? and don't say electric car lol..



Edited By Kingryu1 on April 02 2003 at 16:06

Elena 04-03-2003 04:07 PM

Well like i said before they have found other fuels for cars such as the sun, oil that you cook with and water which they will heat up to make steam. Oh and if you left the trees alone for along time i heard they could clean the air them selfs if we didn't pollute as much. So we need a super strong fertalizer maybe...and maybe we should recycle more...anyways back to the topic. How about a good 2 in 1 shampoo for black ppl hair? ha ha...no really :angry:

Roll's Friend 04-06-2003 11:16 AM

<span style='font-size:27pt;line-height:100%'>Elena your very correct</span>

My hair is originally curly...(you know how our african american hair is)

Just how I have to constantly use lotion,but if I was a Cajun

........

I wouldn't need to use lotion that often...

Hmm but atleast I have a naturally <span style='font-size:47pt;line-height:100%'>LARGE.... :biggrin:</span>

Perhaps, There could a sure nuff way to produce a chemically bound lotion that would have a high moisture factor.You know like if it rained the lotion wouldn't wash away from your skin or your hair.(There is a such thing as hair lotion).......

<span style='font-size:37pt;line-height:100%'>BUT A GOOD INVENTION WOULD BE...</span>

A perfumic spray that would control the smells collected during sexual intercourse.....you would make some decent money if you could solve that....truthly...

Neo_genic 04-07-2003 05:30 PM

HEy rolls friend, Drugs a bad mmmkay!


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