new to the game/forum? have a question to ask ?? is it stupid/normal/other ??? well... if thats the case, this place is for u :biggrin:

... and who knows, u might get lucky... and one of em' "mods" i heard so much about COULD answer your question(s) :biggrin:

Whoo Hoo, Im the 1st one to post here, besides TMyApp, which makes me the BIGGEST newbie!

#### YEAHH!!

LoL.




(asshoie_1st_on_NewbieHELP!)

I will kill you all. You all thought you can play, but we crush you. So you don't. I am the best, so you will lost.

HAH! And I win the coveted "really n00b post" award, for being the first n00b to post a n00b post in a n00b post!!

THANK YOU TMYAPP!!! FOR MAKING THIS SECTION FOR NOOBS.well maybe this will make these noobs smarter.no on second thought what are the chances of that.but i can hope can't i?
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THIS TIME IT'S PERSONAL!!!

YAHOO! New forum!

lobo, you aren't a new newbie, you're an old newbie. Tough luck there :).

Thanks TMyApp, for making this section. I will use it as often as i can

Finally, now I hope I dont haver to assist n00bs, but I have a feeling that I'll still have to.

I am a newbie


how do u play the game ?
salai banichauds except for ####### ...............tell me ...lol:biggrin:

um... strange... no nOObs in sight... :biggrin:

............

KidKrazycrap: yes .. *cough* .. maybe we can get one of the other mods to do that... TMy is just way too busy/lazy :biggrin:

What you talkin' about Willis??
There's one, right................ HERE! :biggrin:

Power-hungry, aren't you?

<span style='font-size:10pt;line-height:100%'>*COUGH*</span>

*I remember posting something (almost) "Exactly" like this...*

#### u ppl
my computer breaks down and im a lost case to u

i come here i look for wrong things in the forum and i leave thats it if i can answer anything or help i do it what more do u want from me.......
i know i should quit my job and tmyapp should pay me to read the forum and moderate chatroom how about we start me off at 6.50 an hr that sounds good

i have some other things in my life that take prority and i still manage to come here and talk to tmy and play xmvssf i do my job =)

What the Hey!? How come when i pound the #### out of someone, they seem to lose almost no power?

Its lag, it's either:

1. your hitting them, but it takes a while for them to decrease in power

or

2. your beating the crap out of them, but you haven't did crap because they're pounding the crap out of you.

Ahhh... i see a pattern here. The n00bs (like your's truly... well, at a price, but still. Its more like your's-approaching-truly, but more possibly like your's-not-so-truly, or even your's-if-you-don't-know-what-truly-means-and-have-no-access-to-a-dictionary--truly) here post things like "I will crush you all."

I left out the caps, the ridiculous amount of misspelling, and the lack of any form of english grammar most likely found in aliens impersonating asians impersonating greeks who had never seen, not heard, of the word "english" before, uh, where was i... oh yeah, I left out all the above in that mock-n00b post as its just TOO #### TIRING trying to do so, and still capture that "essence of n00b."

Whereas (####, even I forgot where this was going! This is truly a beautiul spam, and well worth using up one of my remaing "n00b credits" for) the vets post things like:
"Make me a mod [BWAH HAH HAH HAAAA]" with the stuff in the [ ... ] left out, but, oddly enough, implied, with that same sinisterism that only Bison, or even Raul Paul LadeeDaa (chappie who acted as Bison in the SF movie), or better yet, even GORO could!

####, that MK film took the cake in my book. Sure, Guile's motivational "I'm not going home" (truly, a great tribute too all the classical authors out there) speech was powerful. But Goro, ####, Goro was the stupidist thing i have ever seen in my life. And the way he just, like, ran off that cliff...

*quickly grabs a bottle of anti-... and rams some anti-... pills down his throat*

(Edited by lobo at 4:27 am on May 6, 2002)

Poor Lord Cyris and TMyApp. We expect too much from only two people. I think we should let them do things at their own pace, as they are probably the only ones doing SOMETHING,(other than ####### who answers questions) and I think we should lower demands to a minimum, ok? ^.^

#### it !

it was my idea and i missed the first post !
i will be glad to answer all newb question bout the game !
but remember newbies, im not the creator so if i cant
answer your question thats simply normal !

im glad TMyApp created that section it will clear a lot of topic in the other section !

thanks TMyApp for making the day of an old 21 year old man ! =;-DD

O.o !

*throws her arms around Zero's neck* calm down, he's very normal. Look at me! I'm about to be 14 tomorrow! ^.^

ooo Congratulations!! *birthday kiss* :biggrin:

*kisses back* Thanks! Happy Birthday to me! ^-^

Happy Birthday Roll!

SSJKarma: np old man :biggrin:

Thanks everyone! ^-^ *gives cake to Zero and #######(I decided against my other decision about not calling you #######, because it is your name)* Yay! Finally some party guests that aren't scared of my hands!^-^

about three days too late but happy birthday Roll!
Hmm......... Guess that makes me ZeroE (out of respect for DX). Also I'd be glad to help any noobs with questions. dun dun dun dun dun dun "One more time"

[I] "To those with dreams fly to your dreams"
And that's what it should say!
Anyone get's you down just remember this,
"Life is a garden man/woman(Roll) you just gota Dig IT!
(Joe Dirt)

yeah happy belated birthday Roll!