[quote:post_uid11="Roll"]Machine, Your village called, their idiots missing.[/quote:post_uid11]
Oh my gosh.I am so shocked I thought roll was more of a nice save the whalez don't nuke them kind of person.We all have to nuke something Might as well be Osamabinladen. :D Cough*Maybe I should have killed those lil mooglez.Who is going to miss him.Hiz lil winged family nah I could be that moogle1 dayz.lolz in my future life.J?K :withstupid: hehehe ? is which onez. I want you both to know I am just joking

I know, it was a bit cruel.. But he was starting to get on my nerves. And besides, we needed a bit of a satire..

Dark Piccolo: (burst through radio station door)
SBYRD5:what the he11 is going on here? more uninvited guest?
Dark Piccolo: you gotta help me bud. I have been running all night.
SBYRD5: FROM WHAT?
Dark Piccolo: a werewolf. with big teeth and claws and stuff
SBYRD5: yeah right Dark nice story
Werewolf: howwwwwwwwwwwwl
SBYRD5: holly sh!t SBYRD summons GF Ifrite.
Dark Piccolo: wow the were wolf turned back into my girlfriend
Dark Piccolo: but how did you do that????
SBYRD5: well......after playing final fantasy7 a zillon times you pick up on stuff ^_^

*looks at DarkPiccolo's girlfriend*
Roll: I could've done that...
Sbyrd & DarkPiccolo: No you couldn't.
Roll: Yes I could!
Sbyrd & DarkPiccolo: No you couldn't.
Roll: Wanna bet?
Sbyrd: Sure! Prove it on te next werewolf that comes in!
Roll: .....How about I just turn you into a frog so we'll all be happy.
*Sbyrd & DarkPiccolo burst out laughing*
DarkPiccolo: You?! Turn HIM?! Into a frog?! ROTFLMAO
Roll: >.<###
-----------Back at the Conference Room-----------
Mastaq: Where is everyone? We were supposed to meet here and talk about what we are going to put on the radio.

God im hot :corky: tooo HOT :angryfire: this is me :angryfire:
this is u guys :eek:

Mastaq=I'm so lonely...my shadow left me. :(
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SBYRD5=Roll I dare you to try.

DarkPiccolo=Umm I'm already green leave me alone.

Dark's girl=Just how I like them tall and green (=^_^=).

Roll=OK byrd say leap frog. :laugh:

SBYRD5=Roll wait it was a ARRrggggg......

SBYRD5= :alien: (Thinking= I'm not a frog I'm a IMP..ROLLLL)

DarkPiccolo= Brother...oh brother thats ugly. :laugh:

Dark's girl=Ewww he makes me hate green.

SBYRD5=(Thinking=I can't cast spells like this,and I left my Enemy Skill and Healing materia at home)

*Roll picks SBYRD5 up by the legs* :alien:

Roll=hehe.......

To be finished......

*puts make-up on SByrd, and leaves to join Mataq*

Roll thats was so cruel I have no comment. :laugh:

Mastaq: time to get back to work.

*flips on air swtich*

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