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[quote:post_uid0="SBYRD5"][quote:post_uid0="alamgir"]Ever wondered how to achieve 100%+? Well from a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M no P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

but,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the bullpoop and Ass kissing that will put you over the top[/quote]
It would seem knowledge and Assskissing get you pretty far I'd say.. :huh:[/quote]
Yeah the 2 combined give you a pretty good result, but people who have knowledge would never kiss ass.

Some have knowledge & kiss ass

but if you truly are a knowledgeable person you would never kiss ass.

yea yea....ppl who kiss ass have problems :p

asshole your ghey and cool. :)

[quote:post_uid0="XxEl_PeCaDoRxX"]asshole your ghey and cool. :)[/quote]
Who asked you?

[quote:post_uid0="`Crystal"][quote:post_uid0="XxEl_PeCaDoRxX"]asshole your ghey and cool. :)[/quote]
Who asked you?[/quote]
Hey//Stfu.

No one mentioned Crystal.

hey this topic worked, for the first post

[quote:post_uid0="XxEl_PeCaDoRxX"][quote:post_uid0="`Crystal"][quote:post_uid0="XxEl_PeCaDoRxX"]asshole your ghey and cool. :)[/quote]
Who asked you?[/quote]
Hey//Stfu.

No one mentioned Crystal.[/quote]
u cursed at me :cry:
Yeah some1 did..u did

Uh....Merry New Year