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alamgir 12-05-2004 12:08 PM

Ok, read and understand.

Jewel03 12-05-2004 12:13 PM

yes i read it and i agree and its kinda funny how u put it.
u really gotta suck-up to get it ur way

`Crystal 12-05-2004 01:23 PM

[quote:post_uid0="alamgir"]Ever wondered how to achieve 100%+? Well from a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M no P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

but,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the bullpoop and Ass kissing that will put you over the top
[/quote]
LOL dat make sense howbout

A-L-A-M-G-I-R I-S S-T-U-P-I-D
1+12+1+13+7+15+7+19+20+21+16+7+4=143% wow












im juss playin with u Alam :)

SBYRD5 12-05-2004 01:27 PM

[quote:post_uid0="alamgir"]Ever wondered how to achieve 100%+? Well from a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M no P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

but,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the bullpoop and Ass kissing that will put you over the top
[/quote]
It would seem knowledge and Assskissing get you pretty far I'd say.. :huh:

Elena 12-05-2004 02:01 PM

lol...I like your theory....

XxEl_PeCaDoRxX 12-05-2004 02:47 PM

Cocaine Crazy/

Elena 12-05-2004 03:01 PM

uh Doritos...

asshole 12-05-2004 03:45 PM

I wasn't on tha Red Team, I was on tha PINK TEAM!

`Crystal 12-05-2004 03:58 PM

yea yea so i looked

evilhadoken 12-05-2004 07:29 PM

I like where this is going, Giggody, giggody, gig-od-y!


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