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ledmonkey 12-17-2003 12:46 PM

There were legends of a person named Sofa King Stupid, who was a man, who enjoyed sitting on sofas while watching TV. He always watched the Simpsons, because he was like stuck in the future because he cheated his wife out of divivorcing his third wife who hated his wife's son-in-law's brother who worked at a local gas-station. One day he wanted to buy a present for his fat cat named Ludwig Van Betthoven. Ludwig wanted a electronic bowl with lights and working spinal cords for officially printed food so he could eat without doing a somersault on top of the brown computer desk.When he was eating one day while watchin TV Santa Clause Came to his door askin for beer with apple cider because milk makes cows jump over blue moons and land in piles of big steaming bananas. Ludwig had decided to go to istanbul so he could visit his uncle Shirley who was missing after Easter bunney robbed a bank. The Bunny took $30,000 in cash complete with an ATM machine that had extra customizable prints for the bills it dispensed. After he visited istanbul he traveled with a sack filled with bananas Into a Jungle. There he saw one, big, giant Banana! He ran to the nearest Outback Steakhouse to grab a big chainsaw to cut up the Big banana! He rushed at it with an giant sword and accidentally sliced his arm off. So he ran to the banana and asked if he knew the way to his new steak house off of banana road



Edited By ledmonkey on Dec. 17 2003 at 15:46

akuma_forever 12-17-2003 01:11 PM

There were legends of a person named Sofa King Stupid, who was a man, who enjoyed sitting on sofas while watching TV. He always watched the Simpsons, because he was like stuck in the future because he cheated his wife out of divivorcing his third wife who hated his wife's son-in-law's brother who worked at a local gas-station. One day he wanted to buy a present for his fat cat named Ludwig Van Betthoven. Ludwig wanted a electronic bowl with lights and working spinal cords for officially printed food so he could eat without doing a somersault on top of the brown computer desk.When he was eating one day while watchin TV Santa Clause Came to his door askin for beer with apple cider because milk makes cows jump over blue moons and land in piles of big steaming bananas. Ludwig had decided to go to istanbul so he could visit his uncle Shirley who was missing after Easter bunney robbed a bank. The Bunny took $30,000 in cash complete with an ATM machine that had extra customizable prints for the bills it dispensed. After he visited istanbul he traveled with a sack filled with bananas Into a Jungle. There he saw one, big, giant Banana! He ran to the nearest Outback Steakhouse to grab a big chainsaw to cut up the Big banana! He rushed at it with an giant sword and accidentally sliced his arm off. So he ran to the banana and asked if he knew the way to his new steak house off of banana road and banana said

ledmonkey 12-17-2003 01:24 PM

There were legends of a person named Sofa King Stupid, who was a man, who enjoyed sitting on sofas while watching TV. He always watched the Simpsons, because he was like stuck in the future because he cheated his wife out of divivorcing his third wife who hated his wife's son-in-law's brother who worked at a local gas-station. One day he wanted to buy a present for his fat cat named Ludwig Van Betthoven. Ludwig wanted a electronic bowl with lights and working spinal cords for officially printed food so he could eat without doing a somersault on top of the brown computer desk.When he was eating one day while watchin TV Santa Clause Came to his door askin for beer with apple cider because milk makes cows jump over blue moons and land in piles of big steaming bananas. Ludwig had decided to go to istanbul so he could visit his uncle Shirley who was missing after Easter bunney robbed a bank. The Bunny took $30,000 in cash complete with an ATM machine that had extra customizable prints for the bills it dispensed. After he visited istanbul he traveled with a sack filled with bananas Into a Jungle. There he saw one, big, giant Banana! He ran to the nearest Outback Steakhouse to grab a big chainsaw to cut up the Big banana! He rushed at it with an giant sword and accidentally sliced his arm off. So he ran to the banana and asked if he knew the way to his new steak house off of banana road and banana said, "Eat a banana."

[purekilla] 12-17-2003 02:28 PM

There were legends of a person named Sofa King Stupid, who was a man, who enjoyed sitting on sofas while watching TV. He always watched the Simpsons, because he was like stuck in the future because he cheated his wife out of divivorcing his third wife who hated his wife's son-in-law's brother who worked at a local gas-station. One day he wanted to buy a present for his fat cat named Ludwig Van Betthoven. Ludwig wanted a electronic bowl with lights and working spinal cords for officially printed food so he could eat without doing a somersault on top of the brown computer desk.When he was eating one day while watchin TV Santa Clause Came to his door askin for beer with apple cider because milk makes cows jump over blue moons and land in piles of big steaming bananas. Ludwig had decided to go to istanbul so he could visit his uncle Shirley who was missing after Easter bunney robbed a bank. The Bunny took $30,000 in cash complete with an ATM machine that had extra customizable prints for the bills it dispensed. After he visited istanbul he traveled with a sack filled with bananas Into a Jungle. There he saw one, big, giant Banana! He ran to the nearest Outback Steakhouse to grab a big chainsaw to cut up the Big banana! He rushed at it with an giant sword and accidentally sliced his arm off. So he ran to the banana and asked if he knew the way to his new steak house off of banana road and banana said, "Eat a banana." "then eat your leg"

marvel911 12-17-2003 02:40 PM

(4 words man)
There were legends of a person named Sofa King Stupid, who was a man, who enjoyed sitting on sofas while watching TV. He always watched the Simpsons, because he was like stuck in the future because he cheated his wife out of divivorcing his third wife who hated his wife's son-in-law's brother who worked at a local gas-station. One day he wanted to buy a present for his fat cat named Ludwig Van Betthoven. Ludwig wanted a electronic bowl with lights and working spinal cords for officially printed food so he could eat without doing a somersault on top of the brown computer desk.When he was eating one day while watchin TV Santa Clause Came to his door askin for beer with apple cider because milk makes cows jump over blue moons and land in piles of big steaming bananas. Ludwig had decided to go to istanbul so he could visit his uncle Shirley who was missing after Easter bunney robbed a bank. The Bunny took $30,000 in cash complete with an ATM machine that had extra customizable prints for the bills it dispensed. After he visited istanbul he traveled with a sack filled with bananas Into a Jungle. There he saw one, big, giant Banana! He ran to the nearest Outback Steakhouse to grab a big chainsaw to cut up the Big banana! He rushed at it with an giant sword and accidentally sliced his arm off. So he ran to the banana and asked if he knew the way to his new steak house off of banana road and banana said, "Eat a banana." "then eat your leg or else."




Edited By marvel911 on Dec. 17 2003 at 03:41

[purekilla] 12-17-2003 02:51 PM

[quote:post_uid0="marvel911"](4 words man)
There were legends of a person named Sofa King Stupid, who was a man, who enjoyed sitting on sofas while watching TV. He always watched the Simpsons, because he was like stuck in the future because he cheated his wife out of divivorcing his third wife who hated his wife's son-in-law's brother who worked at a local gas-station. One day he wanted to buy a present for his fat cat named Ludwig Van Betthoven. Ludwig wanted a electronic bowl with lights and working spinal cords for officially printed food so he could eat without doing a somersault on top of the brown computer desk.When he was eating one day while watchin TV Santa Clause Came to his door askin for beer with apple cider because milk makes cows jump over blue moons and land in piles of big steaming bananas. Ludwig had decided to go to istanbul so he could visit his uncle Shirley who was missing after Easter bunney robbed a bank. The Bunny took $30,000 in cash complete with an ATM machine that had extra customizable prints for the bills it dispensed. After he visited istanbul he traveled with a sack filled with bananas Into a Jungle. There he saw one, big, giant Banana! He ran to the nearest Outback Steakhouse to grab a big chainsaw to cut up the Big banana! He rushed at it with an giant sword and accidentally sliced his arm off. So he ran to the banana and asked if he knew the way to his new steak house off of banana road and banana said, "Eat a banana." "then eat your leg or else."
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There were legends of a person named Sofa King Stupid, who was a man, who enjoyed sitting on sofas while watching TV. He always watched the Simpsons, because he was like stuck in the future because he cheated his wife out of divivorcing his third wife who hated his wife's son-in-law's brother who worked at a local gas-station. One day he wanted to buy a present for his fat cat named Ludwig Van Betthoven. Ludwig wanted a electronic bowl with lights and working spinal cords for officially printed food so he could eat without doing a somersault on top of the brown computer desk.When he was eating one day while watchin TV Santa Clause Came to his door askin for beer with apple cider because milk makes cows jump over blue moons and land in piles of big steaming bananas. Ludwig had decided to go to istanbul so he could visit his uncle Shirley who was missing after Easter bunney robbed a bank. The Bunny took $30,000 in cash complete with an ATM machine that had extra customizable prints for the bills it dispensed. After he visited istanbul he traveled with a sack filled with bananas Into a Jungle. There he saw one, big, giant Banana! He ran to the nearest Outback Steakhouse to grab a big chainsaw to cut up the Big banana! He rushed at it with an giant sword and accidentally sliced his arm off. So he ran to the banana and asked if he knew the way to his new steak house off of banana road and banana said, "Eat a banana." "then eat your leg or else ill ban you

akuma_forever 12-17-2003 04:43 PM

There were legends of a person named Sofa King Stupid, who was a man, who enjoyed sitting on sofas while watching TV. He always watched the Simpsons, because he was like stuck in the future because he cheated his wife out of divivorcing his third wife who hated his wife's son-in-law's brother who worked at a local gas-station. One day he wanted to buy a present for his fat cat named Ludwig Van Betthoven. Ludwig wanted a electronic bowl with lights and working spinal cords for officially printed food so he could eat without doing a somersault on top of the brown computer desk.When he was eating one day while watchin TV Santa Clause Came to his door askin for beer with apple cider because milk makes cows jump over blue moons and land in piles of big steaming bananas. Ludwig had decided to go to istanbul so he could visit his uncle Shirley who was missing after Easter bunney robbed a bank. The Bunny took $30,000 in cash complete with an ATM machine that had extra customizable prints for the bills it dispensed. After he visited istanbul he traveled with a sack filled with bananas Into a Jungle. There he saw one, big, giant Banana! He ran to the nearest Outback Steakhouse to grab a big chainsaw to cut up the Big banana! He rushed at it with an giant sword and accidentally sliced his arm off. So he ran to the banana and asked if he knew the way to his new steak house off of banana road and banana said, "Eat a banana." "then eat your leg or else ill ban you
from the gay

jakelynch21 12-17-2003 05:09 PM

There were legends of a person named Sofa King Stupid, who was a man, who enjoyed sitting on sofas while watching TV. He always watched the Simpsons, because he was like stuck in the future because he cheated his wife out of divivorcing his third wife who hated his wife's son-in-law's brother who worked at a local gas-station. One day he wanted to buy a present for his fat cat named Ludwig Van Betthoven. Ludwig wanted a electronic bowl with lights and working spinal cords for officially printed food so he could eat without doing a somersault on top of the brown computer desk.When he was eating one day while watchin TV Santa Clause Came to his door askin for beer with apple cider because milk makes cows jump over blue moons and land in piles of big steaming bananas. Ludwig had decided to go to istanbul so he could visit his uncle Shirley who was missing after Easter bunney robbed a bank. The Bunny took $30,000 in cash complete with an ATM machine that had extra customizable prints for the bills it dispensed. After he visited istanbul he traveled with a sack filled with bananas Into a Jungle. There he saw one, big, giant Banana! He ran to the nearest Outback Steakhouse to grab a big chainsaw to cut up the Big banana! He rushed at it with an giant sword and accidentally sliced his arm off. So he ran to the banana and asked if he knew the way to his new steak house off of banana road and banana said, "Eat a banana." "then eat your leg or else ill ban you from the gay bar you go

marvel911 12-17-2003 05:31 PM

There were legends of a person named Sofa King Stupid, who was a man, who enjoyed sitting on sofas while watching TV. He always watched the Simpsons, because he was like stuck in the future because he cheated his wife out of divivorcing his third wife who hated his wife's son-in-law's brother who worked at a local gas-station. One day he wanted to buy a present for his fat cat named Ludwig Van Betthoven. Ludwig wanted a electronic bowl with lights and working spinal cords for officially printed food so he could eat without doing a somersault on top of the brown computer desk.When he was eating one day while watchin TV Santa Clause Came to his door askin for beer with apple cider because milk makes cows jump over blue moons and land in piles of big steaming bananas. Ludwig had decided to go to istanbul so he could visit his uncle Shirley who was missing after Easter bunney robbed a bank. The Bunny took $30,000 in cash complete with an ATM machine that had extra customizable prints for the bills it dispensed. After he visited istanbul he traveled with a sack filled with bananas Into a Jungle. There he saw one, big, giant Banana! He ran to the nearest Outback Steakhouse to grab a big chainsaw to cut up the Big banana! He rushed at it with an giant sword and accidentally sliced his arm off. So he ran to the banana and asked if he knew the way to his new steak house off of banana road and banana said, "Eat a banana." "then eat your leg or else ill ban you from the gay bar. You go home and find

milestails 12-17-2003 06:20 PM

There were legends of a person named Sofa King Stupid, who was a man, who enjoyed sitting on sofas while watching TV. He always watched the Simpsons, because he was like stuck in the future because he cheated his wife out of divivorcing his third wife who hated his wife's son-in-law's brother who worked at a local gas-station. One day he wanted to buy a present for his fat cat named Ludwig Van Betthoven. Ludwig wanted a electronic bowl with lights and working spinal cords for officially printed food so he could eat without doing a somersault on top of the brown computer desk.When he was eating one day while watchin TV Santa Clause Came to his door askin for beer with apple cider because milk makes cows jump over blue moons and land in piles of big steaming bananas. Ludwig had decided to go to istanbul so he could visit his uncle Shirley who was missing after Easter bunney robbed a bank. The Bunny took $30,000 in cash complete with an ATM machine that had extra customizable prints for the bills it dispensed. After he visited istanbul he traveled with a sack filled with bananas Into a Jungle. There he saw one, big, giant Banana! He ran to the nearest Outback Steakhouse to grab a big chainsaw to cut up the Big banana! He rushed at it with an giant sword and accidentally sliced his arm off. So he ran to the banana and asked if he knew the way to his new steak house off of banana road and banana said, "Eat a banana." "then eat your leg or else ill ban you from the gay bar. You go home and find other bananas eating


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