Go B-Rad..Go B...Go Rad....Go B-RAaaaaadddddddd

yo... yo... yo... yo...

I's a crazy muthaflipa wearing scooby doo pajamas
meticulously slicin perfect pieces of bananas
cut off my finger and i yell OOOPS!
watch it fall into my bowl of fruit loops
start to get LOUD screaming ROOTS BLOODY ROOTS!
running down the streets chasin chicks in daisy dukes

drama is trauma
when i start cuttin up your momma
throw her bloody body in the sauna
with some hungryass pirhanna

chill and watch it eat
bitin big holes in her feet
with a videocamera
watch it swimmin'- in and out of cheek

see? i enjoy every second of my insanity...
since the doc said "IT's a BOY!
-a danger to humanity
a homicidal rampage that you can't avoid...
hundred billion bucks in bombs can't destroy this entity

punkass bitches try to try me
flipin cock-a-roaches try to try me too!
so no one eva' told em just to let me be
they turn and run when i snap and yell obscenities
chasin em down,
stabbin em with the knife my girlfriend gave to me
machismo muthaflipas start to beg so cowardly

so by now it's evident
you've seen all of the evidence
maybe now u'll understand
i'm the real life Son of Sam
(No sensitive tea drinkin man)

wut!

I give the the devil nightmares.
The answer to all of Saddam Huessein's prayers.

Distant cousins with Charles Manson.
i'm the Godfather's Godson.

On a good day, I'll wait a while
i'll face the prey and smile

shake hands
make peace,
walk on home
after i speak my piece

but u better believe, tonight, when u lay your head
i'll send a couple niggaz down to wake you outta bed

shake u around
smack u around
and beat u

run a train on your girl
cut u up
and eat u

No duh, i'm ill. Thought was clear.
Dont offer to help me.
I swallow pills with beer.
and even if u pay the bill
I'll still go down like Jack and Jill
and continue to rage all in the name of Queenkill

word.

*crosses arms*

um im not being racist but umm... are u white?

not another vanilla ice
u whiter than rice
i dont wanna urt u so ima be nice
let me give u some advice
just walk away
you'll just lose if u choose to stay
havent u read every page i posted on this topic
i aint got no flaws
u tryin to rap? that aint right.. *pause*
now look
everyone in this got shook
i stole everyone they all been took
get out my way before i throwa hook
after that ill throw a jab
when im done wit ur ass ullbe in rehab

listen up...im done this so much
when it comes to this no one can go touch....me
you just a vanilla ice wanna-be
no one could beat me.. why the hell would u try
everyone burnt in hell now its ur turn to die
listen up...u got no skillz
whats the matter?.. have u been takin to many pillz
still rollin on them wheelz?
u still in rehab?
listenup nigga i roll wit fab(fabolous)
u a sorry ass rapper aint got nothin

u sayin $h!t that dont make sense
whenever i come through the topic is intense
now listen up/... u cannot win
u aint no one that i aint beat before
u so stupid u shouldnt come back 4 more
i always win every dam war
go back to trailer

u suxk so much i got yo face lookin pailer..

haha......
GGGGGGG g-unit!!!
dont bother to attempt again
u cant win

I may be a white boyee trin to rap
but I got better chances to make it crap
and still sell dis mad records like a crap out of my ass.
I'm not a Vannilla Ice wannabe
I'm more of an Eminem wannabe yo yo
werd for shizzle hizzle
I aint wasting my time to read yo crap trying to rap
no no no
I don't want to lose those minutes of my life
So don't lie to yoself and take a shower to get rid of those lice
This thread be a freestyle werd up yo
So stick that up y0 ass
Check it Check it
If dem bitchez run round again,
I'll pop a cap right into they head.
The nigga won't see it comin`,
my chops got busted in the side of the new millenium.
Check da mic,
cause if your #### is green,
your corn flakes are really mean.
If da soda is forboda,
let da niggaz take your Corolla.
If you got a Corolla,
then git that honkey bitch ass out.

I'm here to make things right
Not to start a fight
I'll be doing it all night
With all of my might

:lol: good #### :D

[quote:post_uid0="DX Zero"]:lol: good #### :D[/quote]
this is very funny yes.....

b-rad........ :lol: :laughlong: :laughlong: :laughlong: :laugh:

Machine1....that name B-Rad.....it's from the movie...<span style='font-size:27pt;line-height:100%'>MALIBU'S MOST WANTED</span>

LOL WHITE CONGE!!!!!!

waaw im shockt :crazy: :shocked:

i have to give it to u.....u Rule dude :eek:

[quote:post_uid0="Roll's Friend"]Machine1....that name B-Rad.....it's from the movie...<span style='font-size:27pt;line-height:100%'>MALIBU'S MOST WANTED</span>

LOL WHITE CONGE!!!!!![/quote]
yes i f***in know that

Then Fucking stop acting slow. :laughlong:

im not dubya tee eff are u talkin bout....

Oh yea I need to respond to your rhyme....


Ha ha yea!!! 21 questions....

How does machine1 talk threat with less than half a ruler,
What does this fool think, rocking pink dresses,
Is it true machine1 I heard you could fit sprite cans in your mouth,Simple people like you are not well in dowed?

Funny...how do you rap like Forest Gump,
Why do you spit one sentence out your mouth,
and I've already jowned a 50 word essay about your mom.
Speaking of your mom was that the only bitch you could take to the prom?

Have you ever known the life of me...you punk ass wannabe?
A homie that has lasted through 5 106 and park freestyle fridays?
Instead of having your boys on speed dail...have you ever chilled with a chick every once in awhile?

Is my game tight...maybe not as tight as your nut sack...huh?
Am I king chong because I own you like trick?
Why does your home boys leave you for thick like a chick?(They have that gay sex thing with you....tsk)

Why is it that when your not playing with your joystick online...you over use it over a bunny magazine?
Why is it you love being MasterX05's bitch as much as a fat boy loves cake?


Tell me why you enter this thread you dried up raisin...I'm not SBYRD5 I can handle you....no I own you?

Yo Yo....I'm down for this thread...it's a shame no one with real skills never came here...haha to be real alot of you would've been smoked....if I had came earlier....

Haha....and you let some punk like machine1 own you...get real.... :laughlong:

Funny I don't need a real name to burn you fools...MHAHA>>>
:laugh:

i guess u didnt learn your lesson
dont be mad at my skillz.. u losin is a god dam blessin
i got a question.. why u keep on messin?
u aint win before u aint gon win now
u another fake ass like lil bow wow
u think u gon win but how
you all bout excuse just like SBYRD5
the only excuse u have.. is u cant stay alive
cause i'll kill u
im tired of reading your every single horrible post
u suck so much.. u must be from the west coast

listen up... u aint got game
didnt i tell u before go get a name
yo rhymes are lame
u think u tight
the only thing thats tight is your underwears
what are u 15 years old and still wear briefs
that #### is in disbelief
u think u good
the only thing good happenin is me beatin your ass so bad
i got that talent tohat u never had


ugliest runs in yo family
i heard yo mom look like suge knight
holy $h!t thats a god dam fright
i saw yo moms pic
ieven found out that she had a dick
that was so scary
yes yes very
ha ha.. u see u so easy to get on
do say u can win cause it aint somethin u can bet on

rolls friend.. yo bitch u suck u aint better than me u dumb fag.. get some dam sense in your unfilled head.. dumb ass

hum............maybe I should try...........ok............next time I'm online, I'll post some rhymes here........... I'm more into poetry but I can still show my "skills"............notice the " "......... some people say I'm good but I'm not sure...........anyway..........until next time :biggrin:

ludacris.. i hope u are good... then that would make the 1st besides me...... aint no one here that posted any good...except me

Lol, Listen To This,Lot of spelling errors I think typin as I think no time to go back. This is for th person who began this battle. The one with the ''skillz''

I Step Into The Areana As My People Stare
They Know I am bout to go off on you like a well lit flare

when this first began it began as a battle
but now its a war, feel the ground shake and rattle

You sit there in amazement as this kid gets ill
I had a spitting sickness so i was given a pill

Even then and even know I cant be controlled
I hear alot of garbage crap and its getting real old

Now Remeber the name you'll hear of it more often
Xicer nobodys nicer, put you in a coffin

:angryfire:

Now I was said to have been given the golden touch
Even when my leg was broken i was given the golden cruch
Now I am king though I never talk bout it much
Though I am tired of hearing about this and such

Not many can spit and when they try there mouth goes dry
I stare into your face and see a tear comen out your eye
I had you scared resulting you to cry
But Even then i wont let you get by
I am considerd and angel with wings I fly
Then at times im like the devil I'll make you die

Now I have cleared my mind and im still ready to spit
If you have the ballz then come at with your hit


:angryfire:
Fear My Power

well here it is........... Ludacris first rap post here

yo, I've been watchin aroun'
But what I only saw was a bunch of clowns
And sayin that was a freestyle rap
Well sorry but that was just a load of crap

All of Y'all guys are a bunch of amateurs
That's why Machine1 was causin y'all departure
Now it's not his fault, it's in his nature
To Kill Y'all lil'faggots like a hungry raptor

Cuz damn, his lyrics are deadly
After Y'All read them, they'll make Y'all go crazy
Go of runnin lookin for your mommy
Now I'm here to let Machine have some rest
And take over to flame people who think they're the best

Now if Y'all dare to say my #### is wack
Y'all were warned by me to watch your back
Cuz Luda will be here, ready to attack
And crush Y'all like the T-Rex in Jurassic park
Cuz Y'all know this is a hot track
I ain't lying I'm just statin the fact

Now next time if y'all try to rap plz
Better hope Y'all went and find some skillz
Cuz remember I'll be there to crush Y'all ego
And Slap Y'all around like a stupid ho
Flame Y'all with another freestyle
And add Y'all in the "crush of ego pile"
Man, I'll just shut up and go
And Hope Y'all will stay on the low
Let The Real Maestros
Dishin out their flow

Showin Y'all the meanin' of freestylin
That'll Make Y'all C-Walkin
This Was Ludacris
Leavin Tellin Y'all this:
If U Y'all go around sayin Y'all rap but U just mumble
We'll be there, to reply and make Y'all crumble

hum, that's me dishin out the truth :biggrin: yeah, I know, I'like sayin y'all............anyway what' u think Machine, was that good, or do I need to improve?

thx for havin my back there ludacris ... :D

i would say that was prety good. You are definitly better than everyone else here..... I wouldnt say u have enough skill to beat me.. but you are pretty good...

[quote:post_uid0="machine1"]thx for havin my back there ludacris ... :D

i would say that was prety good. You are definitly better than everyone else here..... I wouldnt say u have enough skill to beat me.. but you are pretty good...[/quote]
lol.......... we'll see about that :biggrin:

anyway, we'll wait and see what does other people have to say........if they reply, be ready to flame their @$$ :biggrin:

Well I have to admit it wasn't fair that everyone was ganging up on Machine1 like that...I'm glad someone has his back in this thread....sorry Ludacris we cool,but you entered this thread....that makes a challenger....rival...umm whatever....Yo I didn't know machine1 had a forum....man Machine1 you should advertise it more I would to join myself...under my real name.....Enough chat....

-----------------------------------------

Welcome to the thread ludacris,
After a few rhymes you will be missed,
After your boy RF starts to diss,

Haha...as you've seen I've burn Machine1 to the 3rd degree,
What do you think that makes you to me,
Son you took so long to post because your a rapping PeeWee,

I can't lie machine1 has been holding it down like a pro,

Even though most of the people that post in this thread give him the respect of a hoe,

If they ever took the time to read his flows,

They would know the beat down was theres for show,

Not to many know,but the battle begun between machine1 and the byrd one.

Those two shot big guns....at first it wasn't clear who won...

Funny it was machine1 that son of a gun,

SBYRD5 was banned and I guess the battle was won.....

Machine claimed that everyone was his son....

Today home boy is in for a big surprise.....

The true king of Randominsanity is about to rearise....

SBYRD is going to rechange all your lifes.....

....set spite something back at me... :bored:

Heh No Lie Though Some Of Ya Can Spit. Give Props To Them That Can.If You Cant Spit Then Give it Another Try. Nothing To Lose.Well Anywayz The Real King Has Arrived....

Some of da best here are probably MAchine,RF, And Luda(o Yea and me :D )

Now This One Goes Out To All And Anyone

Yo no one comes at X cuase X Will lay a hex
when most of ya ryhme I just chill and eat some chex
I wait in my booth to see who will come next
but the line is not there just like I would expect
anyone who dares come up will sure to be decked
I will steal your pride and it'll make me look like a robbery suspect
come any closer and you will feel my virus effect

My lyrics will eat at your soul like a paracide from hell
I took the key and was released, out of my cell
Yea the cell from hell, caged for years
locked away becuase of my lyrical fears
to Ill for the world ,still to ill now
but the difference is,now i have been crowned
I am the King So remeber to bow

Type as I go, Type as I think
My force being realeased ,is now on the brink
Your Pride has dropped I can tell Its bout to shrink
your girl looking at me, given a wink

Now what are your chances your death is certain
I can tell by the look on your eyes, that your heart is hurtin.........

Waiting for challengers waiting for oppenets
When you battle against me remeber I know your components
I know your flaz and I know your strengths
dawg Im that ill what did ya think
you spit like your drunk, like you had a round of drinks
I am as cunning and coniving as the genus lynx

Phew I am tired...lol....Im bored..Someone make fun of me!!!

OK...look a cute girl told me that she got tired of me always rapping and dissing someone...I'm going to show some true skill and rap about life.....


I was surivived by mother,and deaded by my father,
My clique tries to support me,
Even though they were the main ones that betrayed,
Now a have a friend thats a young woman that supports me,

I was involved with the underworld,
I use to walk around my hood gang banging young teen girls,

Now I've visualized that I don't need dead presidents to represent me in this crazied world,

I still wailed the skills that can put a nigga six feet below ground zero,

Now I live the life a role model hero,

I have to show little man that he can make a defined stand,

He can be a true man and respect a womans worth,

Yea...old girl joyti would love to her that...word of mouth...

this is a freestyle I made on machine1's forum, the link is in my signature..........register in it :biggrin:

now, yesterday, I just started in this game
put myself down cuz I thought I was lame
then I realise I had a goal to aim
and it was to have all the fame
now Ludacris be the craziest nigga
sayin things as crazy as noreaga
I'll be swimming in a big pile of money
while U people will watch me and ask:
Yo Can I be ya buddy?
I be going around, people thinkin I'm a hero
I was just here to buy them point zero
I made them all bow down
they recognized me as the king with the golden crown
made me the craziest nigga in town
now y'all know that my style is the illest
cuz they've been written by the realest
and will be one day, one of the greatest
and maybe too one of the hottest
man, I know that was plain
now it's good I,m on the right lane
when people challenge me in the art of freestylin
they don't realize that for me it was a blessin
deadlier than a weapon
make U learn the damn lesson
I will spit in ya face
faster than a formula 1 race
now if U don,t want to be my next victim
and #### U worse than I fliped lil'kim
then listen: here's the advice
don't rhyme if U rhyme like vanilla ice

ok next time, I'll rap about sumthin else........
:D

Lol Thats Good Man, Keep It up.Hmmm I Need To Post another one of mine..maybe about a girl...lol...be like my love song.

Man machine1 you basicly battled the whole thread from what I just read....hell there where times when everone was flaming on you forbringing the heat to hard and shit...

Yo this is SBYRD I gave you your respect I'm done I'll give this battle to you man...I realized this wasn't fair to begin with....when I was battling you someone else was spitting fire on you and you rised to the game....hmmm not bad man...I hope you can remain undefeated... :)

I Think It's About Time We Put This Thread To Rest...Who Agrees? But Lets Say Before We Put It To Rest We Have The Best Go Against Each Other For The Throne Of This Thread. People I Should See Here Is Me, Luda, Rf, and Machine1. I Wanna See How It Will Turn Out. We Will Have The Veiwers Judge The Winners. Challange Your Person Then Spit Till You Can No Longer, Let The Hunger For The Throne Fuel You. So what ya think?

Can yall please stop trying to freestyle cuz yall can not do it. if you want to see a pro do it then ask me aight ;)

im give yall a lil sample of how i can flow , you KNOW!!!


Penny on da mic nigga,
please step back nigga,
pullin out dat gun nigga
please dont run nigga,
please lay down nigga,
on da ground nigga
please dont cry nigga
please dont lie nigga,
say bye bye,
cuz you about to die,
blowin up yo town
everybody around
im like osama
ill fu__ yo mama
you cant do s**
cuz nigga you a bit**
ill fu her in da butt
she like a sl**
havin her screamin Penny
plzz dont hurt me

[quote:post_uid0="Xicer"]I Think It's About Time We Put This Thread To Rest...Who Agrees? But Lets Say Before We Put It To Rest We Have The Best Go Against Each Other For The Throne Of This Thread. People I Should See Here Is Me, Luda, Rf, and Machine1. I Wanna See How It Will Turn Out. We Will Have The Veiwers Judge The Winners. Challange Your Person Then Spit Till You Can No Longer, Let The Hunger For The Throne Fuel You. So what ya think?[/quote]
Laughs... I wasnt going to post here cause i thought it wouldnt be fare since i havnt been here alot. but there is no way im staying outta this freestyle brawl.. so ya'll say machine 1 is the best? i read some of his stuff. i give him props first, but now i attack.

Nicca fuccin with me can get your chest split open with all type of weapons,
Throw salt in your *bleep* give you unknown infections.
my flow

It's good to see you all have some confidence and some skillz. Props to fsu and DP. But Now I think its my turn


When I approach you bit** i'll put fear in ya eye
I come a little bit closer and I'll put a tear in ya eye
I have come to this game for one purpose only
To show im better then you, and to show that I own thee
Maybe in a few years you can stand on my scale
but I know i got you shook, your face is so pale
now listen up dawg and pay attension
im bout to say some stuff that involves your comprehension
what gave you the idea that you can beat dawg
what gave you the idea that you can defeat me dawg
r u that slow or brain dont wok right
i'll put slugs in ya and make sure they hurt right
but even the night cant help you win this fight
i see your stress boy i see your plight

I will right some more later cuase i am in school, thats why there are some spelling errors and things like that. but anywayz i'll be back with some real lyrics this is just a warm up

Lol Really Now If you all really go back from when I made my first post you can tell that im the best right. Seriously though..lol...I can go one on one with anyone here and crush em. Really read my posts and compare them with yours then think your good. I have had lots of people say who they thought was the best based on what they posted and mine was chosed. :) So I am making a challenge to anyone who thinks they can beat me so I can crush your a**. but I will have to beat you down 1 by 1. So lets what ya got. I mean really if you think your good.

[quote:post_uid0="Roll's Friend"]Man machine1 you basicly battled the whole thread from what I just read....hell there where times when everone was flaming on you forbringing the heat to hard and shit...

Yo this is SBYRD I gave you your respect I'm done I'll give this battle to you man...I realized this wasn't fair to begin with....when I was battling you someone else was spitting fire on you and you rised to the game....hmmm not bad man...I hope you can remain undefeated... :)[/quote]
man i fill sorry for u that u walk way like that
i thought u never give up a battel like this...any way
the only free player here I see is that guy Xicer man u
now the sh/t and that guy called ludacris sh/t what the
hell are talking about damnit i don't anderstaand a word
he posted *f/k dude*S-T-L can do that #### beter man :shocked:
Damnit
why u keep postin this sh/t...!!!! it aint even a REAL FREESTYLE!!! its just a bunch of people TYPING!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!! i tried shutting up before when i seen it before but i cant help it ...none of yall are ACTUALLY SPITTIN ANYTHIN ON THE COMPUTER UNLESS U GOT A MIC ON UR PC other than that STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPP ####!!! :angryfire:

Thanx streets..lol...I kinda am spitten. The way I do it is like this i get out my tape recorder and say what i can for as long as I can then I Keep playen the tape over and writing it down.Unlike the rest who sit there and think there lines out. Puts me at a disadvantage but I dont care. I dont really think I will be posting up anymore, really isnt a challenge and it seems everyone is d*ck riding Machine1.

Well Anywayz Peace Out

is it too late for me to join i mean if yall are not sceard of getting beat?

[quote:post_uid0="fsu"]is it too late for me to join i mean if yall are not sceard of getting beat?[/quote]
affraid ? of you? lol ha ha ha i challenge you dawg.

Now u know damn well...your shyt aint hot,
Ur flows aint cooked right, they dont rise to the top.
why they call u penny, cuz u chose the hardaway?,
Now feel my mind spray till ur body starts to decay.
Im grippin tight to the mic, I neva let go,I aint even gonna rip u......./Im just gon comment on how I dissed you and how Imma dismiss you.
We ain

Well, I'm SBYRD5 all the raps Roll' Friend made are mine,and if you guys want to see the end of this battle...click on Ludacris's sugnature I'll be there battling with Luda and machine...again...under my real name...

Lol u mofoz are funny as hell :laugh: Anywayz this thread was pretty good for a while but now it boars me. Well for everyone who posted here with there lyrics remeber something. ''You are your own person''lol dont know why i said that. Dont listen to what anyone tellz you unless it will make you better. You wont get better if ya give up. For those who I said I thought were good then keep it up, but remeber that dont make you better then the next guy. The little guy can come and sh*t on you.lol.Well keep this in mind.''You Are The Chosen One''.lol.So far the one who I thought came as a suprise with his last post was Dark Piccolo. Good lookin out man u r good. Rf another one,luda still on the way gettin better everytime..Machine you cool, lol and of course fsu u are one funny a** mofo. You lyrics they make me luagh so hard. Lol. ;) :p Well then till next time Peace.