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SolidSnake76 08-22-2002 11:22 PM

[snake flips the switch. suddenly, the ship starts moving] what the hell? a hovercraft? well i hope this thing can move through a hurricain. [snake accelerates the weird thing that goes from air to sea, hitting huge waves like a sufer.]

vioce1:HELP!!!!!
vioce2:OVER HERE!!!!!!!!
those must be idiots.[snake heads to the men. as he gets closer, he sees a tail sticking out of the water.] a heilchoper? they must of been stupid.[snake reaches the 20 men and hoist them into the craft]

bravo leader: i the leader. are you snake?
snake:who wants to know?
bravo leader:me.
snake:and your here to rescue me. instead, i rescuing you.
bravo leader:just shut up and go
snake:you wanna be someones dinner?
bravo leader: ok ok i have a compass. you wanna head east. [snake heads east, but the storm gets rougher.]

soilder: theres florida
snake: i see it{jackass}

[as snake gets closer, a 20ft wave appear infront of him. but he guns it, flying over the wave on to the land] oh ####, come on we gotta reach high grounds quick. [snake scales the 32ft cliff quickly but five men dont make it]

snake:damn. i sorry about that.
bravo leader:dont worry about it. in these types of disasters, lives are lost. you know that. its like a war, except this one is against nature.
soilder: sir, its a 2mi hike back to NASA hq
bravo leader: with 15 men we probaly wont make it all together.
snake:and that storm is getting closer. we sould move fast anyway.

[then a 2 choppers appear]

sec of defense:snake
bravo leader:sir what are you doing out here?
sec of defense:looking for you and mr snake here. we sould get back to base now.

NASA:
president:we cant thank you enough of how pleased we are with your efforts.
british prime minister:yes. we came here to thank you.
snake:i grateful you cared so much about me. but i a soilder who did this knid of stuff twice. it was no big deal.
president:but it is. you stop an alien invasion all by yourself.
snake:yes. now if you excuse me ladies and gentlemen, i like some rest now.

[snake leaves]

((ok i finish))

Gamiac10 08-23-2002 10:31 AM

[quote:post_uid0="SolidSnake76"]president:but it is. you stop an alien invasion all by yourself.[/quote]
what do you mean -- there was pheonix too he helped bloew up the giant alien ship

SolidSnake76 08-23-2002 01:32 PM

pheonix only set snake down on the moon and disable that alien battleship's sheild. SO SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!

snake destroyed the base, fired the laser guns at that battleship's engine and destroyed those 6 other fighters. dont ya know how to read?

tupac2westsider 08-23-2002 09:01 PM

Just Blow up the Freakin Moon!!!!!!!!!!!! :D j/k

Tool 08-23-2002 09:32 PM

*Builds Star ship and flys to the moon gets out of ship*
Houston we have a problem
*starts to run back to ship and turns aroud and looks*
*Heavy breathing nd a voice says*
man:Tool I am you father....
Tool:No!!!!!!!!!!
*hehe*

sexyass 08-24-2002 08:03 PM

i still dont get it

GRANDMASTER 08-25-2002 09:56 PM

:angryfire: catches Tool and kicks him senseless :angryfire:

tupac2westsider 08-26-2002 09:01 PM

Well if i was u guys i would just blow up the Freakin moon :) j/k

Kingryu1 08-29-2002 02:22 PM

*in robotic voice* yes. blow up moon.

Toon-Ryu 08-29-2002 02:42 PM

Toon-Ryu:evacuate the moon!
*nobody can hear Toon-Ryu at the moon*
Toon-Ryu:Oh Well!Thier fault.
*Fires his laser gun*
*accendentally slips and makes the Laser Gun spin destroying all the planets*
Toon-Ryu:Opps!Oh well.
*the earth starts to get cold*
The End!


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