I think I remember when this happened...

At phisical Ed, two of my friends were talking about this girl's pants being pulled down...When I heard that, I laughed my ass off...He said:

Jordan: Ahahaha...It was so damn funny...

Ikaruga: Uhh...Jordan...

Jordan: What?

Ikaruga: I dont think you should be laughing anymore...

Jordan: Why not? I bet she enjoyed it!

Ikaruga: No, really, you should stop laughing... :shocked:

Jordan: Uh oh...Dude...is she behind of me?...

Girl:No. I'm infront of you. -_-

Jordan: EEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Ikaruga: I think she's going to kill you now....

Girl: I'm gonna kill both of you...

Ikaruga: NO WAIT, WHY AM I DRAGGED INTO THIS?!

Other Guy: Stop the violence!

Jordan: SHUTUP!

Then Jordan slapped him...Then the girl pulled out a pipe off the ground...

Jordan: OH [badword]!!! RUN!!!!!

We both ran for our lives from the girl...Then we hid in the boys bathroom.

Ikaruga: Is she gone?

Jordan: Yep. Let's get the hell outta here...

We walked near the basketball court to have a Pokemon battle. As always, I always ended up losing against him...

Chris: Who winning?

Jordan: I am.

Ikaruga: Crap...My Kyogre cant die...

Chris: Haha your a sucky pokemon trainer...

Ikaruga: Shutup...

Chris: No.

Jordan: Shutup you fat [bad word]..

Chris: Your mama is a fat [bad word]!

Jordan: Your grandma's stanky [bad word] [bad word]!

Ikaruga: WHOA....

Chris: [bad word]! I'll kick you!

Jordan: [bad word]! I'll die you!

Ikaruga: You'll die me...wow...

Jordan: No wait...I'LL KILL YOU! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

He ran after chris and laugh and laughed...

Ikaruga: Go lardass! GO!!!!!!

Then the girl came...

Ikaruga: Go you...OH MY GOD!!!! JORDAN SHE FOUND US!!!

Jordan: OH SNAP RUN!!!!!!!

We ran once again...

Ikaruga: Oh god we're doomed...

Jordan: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT...

Ikaruga: Cant you see...We're gonna die...

Jordan: Correction: Your gonna die. I'm going home.

Then he ran away...

Ikaruga: NO JORDAN!!! YOU CANT LEAVE ME HERE!!! I HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTEN A VIP ACCOUNT YET!!!!


To be continued...

??? Please don't continue.

...it was just yesterday, it was a boring day the sun was going down me and my friends 4 ofus : aytekin gultekin omer and me yunus =P ...anywayz... we were bored so aytekin said lets do somthing funny so we all agreed so we broke some car windows and set some stones on the car way cars couldent go tough ... then we walkt a little further we saw some punks comming around the corner they were like 15 years they where whit 3 ppl so i said lets pick a fight... aytekin said allright i am akuma (HAHAH) he walkt to the guy and said raging demon and puncht him in the face ! i was like :shocked: i was just kidding then we all fighted them besides me i was observing them how they fighted they kickt there asses .. so 1 of then got away and got his brother whit him we tought they did run away so we kept talking about the fight then gultekin got kickt in the back whit a high kick the head i was laughing out loud the brother of those guyz said what are you lauging at i said nothing then i said to omer and ayteking why not fighting now whispering they said your turn and they Run !! :shocked: i tought dubya tee eff !
so i was going at the guy and said whats your problem huh want to fight the master ? he laught out loud so i said dubya tee eff you laughing at you ****** go **** your **** ******
then a fight begun i i gave the guy a kick then ayteking was behind that guy and he had a bat whit him and Boom head bleeds and the guy was on the ground we did run like hell .. then this women saw us break the window of the car and told the police so the cops came after us but we run like hell i said who ever tells me i swear i will kill him so we run to home all
ayteking was busted the next day and he told the cops gultekin was in 2 so they got him and he told omer was in
so omer was busted 2 lol i was worried they were busted and they would say that i was there 2 but the next day cops dint come they did had to pay 3000 euro to damage they did i dint cought hahah but then we heard they dont had a brother them my friend laught (Gultekin) that was his father i was :shocked: we beated his father...
this things allwayz happens to me we used to it

[quote:post_uid0="Windarossa"]??? Please don't continue.[/quote]
Why not? I was gonna get to the real hellish part!

Which I called...

THE CHAOS PERIOD

I was with my cousin at the beach and we were just floating in the water looking at everyone laying on the beach as we spoke...

Some kid... about 15 (alittle older then us at the time) with another girl... she looked 15 too (but her body looked 18 ;).

She was just getting used to the water when this kid pulled down the bottom of her bikini to her knees... You saw everything. Then some older guy came to her in the water and hugged her while she cried. I think the kid who pulled down her bikini bottom was a relative or something because soon afterwards the older man, the victimized female, the boy who did the dirty work were sitting on the same beach towel.

Believe me, that kid was NOT the man. Me and my cousin were very pleased with the showbut that was a scum bag thing to do to someone.

last time i saw that me and my friends jumped that bastard lol... trust me you dont wanna know what i did....

This one time, I fell down a hole ... yeah, and I'm still falling to this day. Thank God someone threw a laptop down, otherwise I'd be board as heck.
It's kinda hard to type like this, but I'm getting used to it.

oh so your the person that fell threw the hole..... im the one that threw the laptop!!! :p

ONE DAY A KID KNOWN A FOC HIS TAG COMES UP TO ME AND SAYSRUN YA POCKETS IM LIKE ### GET YOU CRIKET THEETH AWAY FROM HE SWING I START ROCKING HIS JAW THAT KID DIDNT MESS WITH ANYONE AGAIN PEACE PEOPLE GOOD GAMING

*COUGH*

YO IKURAGA FINISH IT WAS MAD FUNNY KNOW OFFNCE POKEMON IS DEAD BRO REALLY PEACE GOOD GAMING PEOPLE

COUGH :buttrock: :buttrock: :buttrock: :buttrock: :alien: