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ledmonkey 12-10-2003 11:55 AM

The little girl went to school every day, but she got beaten up by big bullies, who carried knives. One day she went to them and said she was gonna tell the principal if they picked on her again, and the bullies said "Lets finish her!" and they got baseball bats and walked towards her and hit her with a golf ball and she told her that it hurt her badly so she was going to suspend her friend from the animal club. So she couldn't ever go there to fool around and smoke drugs. Her friend was Ian, he was a class clown and an idiot, but he was cool and he liked many things including his tricks. Ian told the person called Tom that he was super secretly stupid because of all hell broke lose and demons were taking over earth and that they started a fight with soft butt which turned into a giant Monster ,which had long butt ugly power! It had a long nose that kills people so he that can eat their bodies becuase he is an evil giant monster, but then he decided he should save his food to become ruler of all of big huge asses. So he set down by a chef who makes big pies that enable your tongue to grow large, pink, and hairy. So Ian thought it would be nice to get some money with his ATM and buy some underwear that makes your head swollen so u cant be seen by an ugly fat bannana that says Lots of swears. It also says for hell to freeze over and for pigs to make themselves explode into bacon bits. So people did their worst to try and stop killing the pigs because the pigs jumped each other
and took the bacon making shaking raking luring fishes who swam in big piles of poop because water is poluted with sewer sludge that comes from california. Other pigs did bad things by using george foreman grills that shoots sp

akuma_forever 12-10-2003 01:15 PM

The little girl went to school every day, but she got beaten up by big bullies, who carried knives. One day she went to them and said she was gonna tell the principal if they picked on her again, and the bullies said "Lets finish her!" and they got baseball bats and walked towards her and hit her with a golf ball and she told her that it hurt her badly so she was going to suspend her friend from the animal club. So she couldn't ever go there to fool around and smoke drugs. Her friend was Ian, he was a class clown and an idiot, but he was cool and he liked many things including his tricks. Ian told the person called Tom that he was super secretly stupid because of all hell broke lose and demons were taking over earth and that they started a fight with soft butt which turned into a giant Monster ,which had long butt ugly power! It had a long nose that kills people so he that can eat their bodies becuase he is an evil giant monster, but then he decided he should save his food to become ruler of all of big huge asses. So he set down by a chef who makes big pies that enable your tongue to grow large, pink, and hairy. So Ian thought it would be nice to get some money with his ATM and buy some underwear that makes your head swollen so u cant be seen by an ugly fat bannana that says Lots of swears. It also says for hell to freeze over and for pigs to make themselves explode into bacon bits. So people did their worst to try and stop killing the pigs because the pigs jumped each other
and took the bacon making shaking raking luring fishes who swam in big piles of poop because water is poluted with sewer sludge that comes from california. Other pigs did bad things by using george foreman grills that shoots sp

ledmonkey 12-10-2003 02:22 PM

dude akuma forever I already posted a part.....it just didn't show right away for some reason....look at the time.....

[purekilla] 12-10-2003 03:00 PM

[color=blue]The little girl went to school every day, but she got beaten up by big bullies, who carried knives. One day she went to them and said she was gonna tell the principal if they picked on her again, and the bullies said "Lets finish her!" and they got baseball bats and walked towards her and hit her with a golf ball and she told her that it hurt her badly so she was going to suspend her friend from the animal club. So she couldn't ever go there to fool around and smoke drugs. Her friend was Ian, he was a class clown and an idiot, but he was cool and he liked many things including his tricks. Ian told the person called Tom that he was super secretly stupid because of all hell broke lose and demons were taking over earth and that they started a fight with soft butt which turned into a giant Monster ,which had long butt ugly power! It had a long nose that kills people so he that can eat their bodies becuase he is an evil giant monster, but then he decided he should save his food to become ruler of all of big huge asses. So he set down by a chef who makes big pies that enable your tongue to grow large, pink, and hairy. So Ian thought it would be nice to get some money with his ATM and buy some underwear that makes your head swollen so u cant be seen by an ugly fat bannana that says Lots of swears. It also says for hell to freeze over and for pigs to make themselves explode into bacon bits. So people did their worst to try and stop killing the pigs because the pigs jumped each other
and took the bacon making shaking raking luring fishes who swam in big piles of poop because water is poluted with sewer sludge that comes from california. Other pigs did bad things by using george foreman grills that shoots sp

akuma_forever 12-10-2003 04:08 PM

The little girl went to school every day, but she got beaten up by big bullies, who carried knives. One day she went to them and said she was gonna tell the principal if they picked on her again, and the bullies said "Lets finish her!" and they got baseball bats and walked towards her and hit her with a golf ball and she told her that it hurt her badly so she was going to suspend her friend from the animal club. So she couldn't ever go there to fool around and smoke drugs. Her friend was Ian, he was a class clown and an idiot, but he was cool and he liked many things including his tricks. Ian told the person called Tom that he was super secretly stupid because of all hell broke lose and demons were taking over earth and that they started a fight with soft butt which turned into a giant Monster ,which had long butt ugly power! It had a long nose that kills people so he that can eat their bodies becuase he is an evil giant monster, but then he decided he should save his food to become ruler of all of big huge asses. So he set down by a chef who makes big pies that enable your tongue to grow large, pink, and hairy. So Ian thought it would be nice to get some money with his ATM and buy some underwear that makes your head swollen so u cant be seen by an ugly fat bannana that says Lots of swears. It also says for hell to freeze over and for pigs to make themselves explode into bacon bits. So people did their worst to try and stop killing the pigs because the pigs jumped each other
and took the bacon making shaking raking luring fishes who swam in big piles of poop because water is poluted with sewer sludge that comes from california. Other pigs did bad things by using george foreman grills that shoots sp

Elena 12-10-2003 05:03 PM

The little girl went to school every day, but she got beaten up by big bullies, who carried knives. One day she went to them and said she was gonna tell the principal if they picked on her again, and the bullies said "Lets finish her!" and they got baseball bats and walked towards her and hit her with a golf ball and she told her that it hurt her badly so she was going to suspend her friend from the animal club. So she couldn't ever go there to fool around and smoke drugs. Her friend was Ian, he was a class clown and an idiot, but he was cool and he liked many things including his tricks. Ian told the person called Tom that he was super secretly stupid because of all hell broke lose and demons were taking over earth and that they started a fight with soft butt which turned into a giant Monster ,which had long butt ugly power! It had a long nose that kills people so he that can eat their bodies becuase he is an evil giant monster, but then he decided he should save his food to become ruler of all of big huge asses. So he set down by a chef who makes big pies that enable your tongue to grow large, pink, and hairy. So Ian thought it would be nice to get some money with his ATM and buy some underwear that makes your head swollen so u cant be seen by an ugly fat bannana that says Lots of swears. It also says for hell to freeze over and for pigs to make themselves explode into bacon bits. So people did their worst to try and stop killing the pigs because the pigs jumped each other
and took the bacon making shaking raking luring fishes who swam in big piles of poop because water is poluted with sewer sludge that comes from california. Other pigs did bad things by using george foreman grills that shoots sp

ledmonkey 12-10-2003 06:03 PM

okay fine everyone just ignore my post :angry:

marvel911 12-10-2003 07:18 PM

Ok to avoid fights..what say we end this story and start again..

milestails 12-10-2003 09:27 PM

Ok... I'm thinking of a start... ....
There were legends

liveforever 12-11-2003 04:10 AM

Sofa King Stupid (get it..? uh man think about it)


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