thank you thank you! *bows and receives mountains of money*

its very touching coz when i told my friends that i was gona become a comedian they all laughed!.

Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear vaseline over the spot where the seal should be.
Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents. He drives his new bike to her house, where she is outside waiting for him.
"No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don't say a word." She tells him, "Our family had a fight a while ago about doing dishes. We haven't done any since, but the first person to speak at dinner has to do them."
Steve sits down for dinner and it is just how she described it. Dishes are piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen, and nobody is saying a word. So Steve decides to have a little fun. He grabs his girlfriend, throws her on the table and has sex with her in front of her parents.
His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. A few minutes later he grabs her mom, throws her on the table and does a repeat performance. Now his girlfriend is furious, her dad is boiling, and her mother is a little happier.
But still there is complete silence at the table. All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Steve remembers his motorcycle. He jumps up and grabs his jar of vaseline.
Upon witnessing this, his girlfriend's father backs away from the table and screams, "OKAY, ENOUGH ALREADY, I'LL DO THE ####### DISHES"

Lol :laughlong: :laugh:

ok check this out

a-t-t-i-c
Spell this word. Try to say it really fast and see what you come up with. Please get this 1

Or this 1

Do you know what a therapist is?
You'd say "a therapist is like a psychologist"
ahem you are wrong.
Look at the word therapist again.
It really says The Rapist.

lol the rapist but i still dont get the attic

Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?

A: Somebody's gonna lose a trailer!

can any1 tell me how 2 put pics from my harddrive in2 my posts?

ever heard of the story of little johnny?

little johnny and his mother were walking through the park and they saw to pple having sex

johnny: mommy, what are those pple doing?
mom: um.........baking a cake. now c'mon honey.

later on at home mommy and daddy were having sex. after that little johnny came down to the living room and said:

johnny: i know u 2 were baking a cake cause i licked the frosting.

HAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

[quote:post_uid0="DA_VIPA"]thank you thank you! *bows and receives mountains of money*

its very touching coz when i told my friends that i was gona become a comedian they all laughed!.

Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear vaseline over the spot where the seal should be.
Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents. He drives his new bike to her house, where she is outside waiting for him.
"No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don't say a word." She tells him, "Our family had a fight a while ago about doing dishes. We haven't done any since, but the first person to speak at dinner has to do them."
Steve sits down for dinner and it is just how she described it. Dishes are piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen, and nobody is saying a word. So Steve decides to have a little fun. He grabs his girlfriend, throws her on the table and has sex with her in front of her parents.
His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. A few minutes later he grabs her mom, throws her on the table and does a repeat performance. Now his girlfriend is furious, her dad is boiling, and her mother is a little happier.
But still there is complete silence at the table. All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Steve remembers his motorcycle. He jumps up and grabs his jar of vaseline.
Upon witnessing this, his girlfriend's father backs away from the table and screams, "OKAY, ENOUGH ALREADY, I'LL DO THE ####### DISHES"[/quote]
Good one vipa :D Say a-t-t-i-c out loud to yourself

ahh i dont get it attic attic attic attic attic attic haaaaa

*sighs* if u say it it will sound liike u said A titte I see