omg rest, dont even bring that up.


I remember when i was little i had to babysit this horrible kid. All ill say is, i looked away and the next thing i see when i turn around is that dumb kid swinging a cat by its tail over his head. You should have seen the drama, that cat was screaming out his guts! I beat the crap out of that kid and i got fired &^)

lol.... last time i babysitted i almost burnt their house down

Babysitting brings back memories

I babysitted for this 8 year old once but when I told him it was time for bed he kicked me in the nuts

I've never babysitted since

:0 OMG..That sounds horrible! I never laughed so hard in my life, but its still horrible. I hate little kids!! I remember Rest telling me how his little sister did the same thing. ??? Ouch

I was walking with a friend of mine like 5 years ago and he threw a glass bottle outside of a wooden fence with people having a party behind it. This woman came running after us for like 5 blocks!... What an idiot my friend was...

my friend got kicked in the balls cuz he pissed off this girl at school.... he was on the ground "touching" himslef i asked her whhat he did and she told me and i laughed so damn hard....

one time I set my friend's shirt on fire

i had a friend that played with a lighter (she doesnt smoke) and i told her lets burn something.... we went to a parking lot took a piece of paper and lit it.... i took a stick and it acidentally touched the fire it burned me a lil i threw it in the air and her shoe got on fire she took it off and threw it at me and i ran to the nearest lake and jumped in it.... she laughed so damn hard..... i just swam im the water lol then the next day after school i kept a filled water gun in my back pack and when we went to the park i shot her wif water and ran like hell



Edited By azncat on May 08 2004 at 14:11

Why do girls always hit guys right their? Its so barbaric if you ask me. Thier are a ton of other things girls can do to guy but that is just so.......unpractical.


On to my story, now this one i found to be hillarious!
I herd this kid telling a story that his friends were playing basketball with these two guy who were being ###holes. So after exchanging a fewbad words, his friends just jumped those two kids and started beating the #### out of them. Now it was like six on two so those two guys had nothing to do but drop on the floor and cover their heads. So you can imagin the scene, those two kids laying on the floor being puncehed and kicked every where!
So here's the funny part! One of the friends had to go to the hospital because he hurt his ankle while kicking those kids in the HEAD!!!

ok.....

one time i played with fire and burnt my knife.... it melted..... i need to get a new one...