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SBYRD5 02-09-2003 11:39 AM

I be rolling around with words as strong,
As GACKS the size of LILBOWWOW
Machine1 knows he will be shot 9 times like 50 CENT
You know what I'll give you time to repent,
Because my skills are as nasty as the playable SENT(Sentinal)


Thats just a hint of your demise,
Not even you can deny,
My skills in rapping are ever so fly,
So like NSYNC say "BYE BYE",
Because your game is long "GONE"

Someone ring a gong machine1 is "CRYING A RIVER"
Seeing runts cry gives negros like me the shivers,
When you stole your lines that made you an INDIAN GIVER
I'm not the type to give then take,
You need to regulate your rhymes,
Because my words are trapping you like vines,
I'm defeated you on 24/7 time,

Oh ok you think your a mac man..,
Someone needs to give you a reality check with a frying pan,
Then everyone will be saying "WHAT HAPPEN TO THAT BOY"
Machine1 lost himself not looking for the girls,but for the boys,

Beast while u can
Because I'm the Rhyme Mechanic
My words always send machine1 running in a panic,
Afraid I'll chop his mic arm off and not let it grow back like a NAMEK'S

I'm like Murphy Lee your R.Kelly
I have 20's you have 10's
I'm driving a MERCEDES BENS,
Your rolling on a can of Mr.BENS

As far as you being gay,
You mentioned that first anyway,
So I guess that will just has to stay,
You steal your rhymes from EBAY!!!!



It's SUNDAY....I need a serious..Blessing....holla.

EYO 02-09-2003 11:48 AM

Sbyrd5..........rofl.....dats was halerious, i give u props for dat
ma turn

EYO's back in da game
causing all sorts of flame :angryfire:
cause all ya motherfuuckin people are just da same
so all ya amatuars leave dis game
cause wen im here ill claim your name
and please DONT complain
cause ya know dis aint just a game

its a game of pride
so wen u lose your pride
dont come to me
cause its mine 2 keep

so all ya fake playas
ya besta move and watch ya back
cause im back :vampv:

SBYRD5 02-12-2003 09:21 AM

Umm I'm not posting any more flows...tell Machine shows up...

EYO 02-12-2003 01:19 PM

[quote:post_uid0="SBYRD5"]Umm I'm not posting any more flows...tell Machine shows up...[/quote]
true ..... dont wanna waste words till he comes 2 finish ur battle

machine1 02-14-2003 02:58 PM

[quote:post_uid0="Red_Akuma"]yo listen up you guys think u got skill/check my freestyle its way better its ill/i got skill/ill be giving u a chill/i got words that can flow and words that can kill/u guys cant bust a flow/sit down and give me a blow/ur skills r so low/u make this look like a freak show/my words r so ill they be giving me fines/u guys r so cheap u be wasting da lines/u betta watch ur bak 4 da raging demon/he'll give u goosebumps n even lose ur seimen/he be chillin/he da craziest villian/he so crazy he be making a million deaths n one killin/u know in da back of him he gots a sign/u blind foo it means immortal u could see that s h i t shine/dis is it yall i bet u u scratching ur armpit/now Red_Akuma is out he needs to take s h i t... :0 :0 :shocked: :shocked:[/quote]
that was horrible u suck... dont come back

machine1 02-14-2003 03:13 PM

sbyrd for the last time STOP STEALING MY LYRICS :angryfire: u keep talkin bout the same stuff over and over...... stop it! its really old that is what makes u suck even more.......

u got nuthin new to say then dont post at all
i'll mop your ass wit my lyrics all the way down the hall
i'll bounce yo head like u a basket ball
beat u to death break your head against the wall
u so gay u shop with girls at the mall

u see its valentines day
your favorite day to be gay
u give gifts to guys
u give em kisses good bye
u give the dudes flowers
and get it up your ass with them towers
u uglier than austin powers

u take they pants off anf keep goin lower
u like what u see and u get a boner
stop takin my rymes i aint no dam loner
u got a worse nose than michael jackson
im just sittin here relaxin
u gettin pedicures and getttin your legs waxin

i beat u..i already proved my point
i smoked u as if u were a joint
u were tryin to do some provoken
but wit u i was just smokin
u and ur whack rhymes u always chokin
bow dow to your master
me postin here i just created a disaster
im quicker and faster
i guess im the lyrical blaster

your time is over
u so soft like jay-z
you either suck or u lazy
im so dam good this sh** is so dam crazy

EYO 02-16-2003 09:51 AM

daaaaammmmmnnnnn..........dissed like hell......

SBYRD5 02-17-2003 02:49 PM

EYO...shut up.....

Machine your saying the same s.h.i.t. too. :angryfire:

machine1 02-21-2003 03:12 PM

avtually im not saying the same stuff and how come u aint post back a free style... looks like i won this like i said from the beginning... u just cant touch the machine

EYO 02-21-2003 05:12 PM

ma bad SBYRD5...um...machine u aint won yet................http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung...smiley-033.gif

machine1 02-21-2003 05:41 PM

[quote:post_uid0="EYO"]ma bad SBYRD5...um...machine u aint won yet................http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung...smiley-033.gif[/quote]
i destroyed sbyrd from my very first free style


sbyrd gives more head than lil kim
the first thing he does is make the lights dim
he enjoys sucking the cum
he doesnt in the snow and his hands go num
im tired of playin games with u kids
u so dam phony
u couldnt even get any props from sony

when it comes to lyrics u bring the worst of the worst
when it comes to rymes u make everyone say u suck and burst
u should lay off rap and hip hop
u better off wit singin pop
when it comes to rap im on the top


im always grindin
when u see my videos u just wanna keep rewindin
u like it all
u should just give up
Jay-z would tell u "yup"
u'll me makin a remix of bonnie and clyde

all u need in your life of sin is some dam good lyrics
down to lose to the very end. machine 1 is better
i aint no quiter
ur sorry ass is makin everyone bitter

eyo u say i aint won yet
u wanna make a dam bet
im as good as it will get
u make shaq look like a good rapper from the lakers
now just back up off me all u fakers

EYO 02-23-2003 07:49 AM

[quote:post_uid0="machine1"]eyo u say i aint won yet
u wanna make a dam bet
im as good as it will get
u make shaq look like a good rapper from the lakers
now just back up off me all u fakers[/quote]
you callin me a faker!!! <-----is dat a dis???/? machine
yo machine first you wanna rap
but yo rhymes are full of sap
so dont fall on a block
cause ima roll you and blow you from the spot
stick pole in your hole
makes you wanna say roll call
so stop hatin and start hesitatin

Sportschick155 02-24-2003 05:09 AM

yo eyo/straight up dog your to easy too diss/doing this while im breathing a spliff/and ya you already said it your teething like kid/it seems likeyou think your a wiz/but like a drink your fiz/you ain't a mister you a miss/and your sisters on my dick/i flip your bit*h and don't even give her kiss/its a given your a snitch/ratting out cliks and crews/after im done they won't be missing you/i'll crack you inyour teeth and chip you tooth/ all day i be rippin fools/that front on the mic/beef wit me you best have your gun at side/i know you love my ryhmes/read it over bout hundred times/cause you know im coming right/and you be fake/you can't even get one i get three dates/i eat steak/you eat grapes/thats all you can afford/
your flow be leave me bored/if i killed you they wouldn't find you at the morge/put u in a hole in the forest/i roll in a volvo
you roll in a tauris/and you don't got cash for gas/you just acting as/something your not/fronting but i don't have time got to fill a blunt wit some pot

EYO 02-24-2003 02:21 PM

yo.....i got 2 ppl dissin me now...??/
aight....i got ya sports......

EYO 02-24-2003 02:47 PM

yo sports you actin like you so breezy
but tell me is it dat easy?/?
or you fake like lizzie

and guess wut i hope you get hit by a brick
by dem twin olsen chick
by da way you act
you seem to suk cock dats only a faq
and dont frut

so dont hate me
cause im not free
im taken....for all saken
please believe so stop IM me

no offences im just sayin wut came to mind.......no need to flame me.................

Sportschick155 02-24-2003 03:20 PM

I can see that your rap style is really crumblin' / I don't like Billy Corgan but i'll smash you like a pumpkin / you like a dumpling, you just soft and moist / i'm a name brand, but you just president's choice / the only thing mightier then tha power of my pen / is your desire on how much you love Morgan Free-Men / That's right i said it, you like men for free / I know some guys downtown maybe you can go out and get a bite to eat / You say that you a conjoined fetus? alright / I see something attached but there ain't no penis in sight / Alloy, please step out of tha shadow / In this city of cattle step to this and let's battle / I see you rattlin', you shakin in your shoes / You rhymes are a premature version of Dr. Seuss / But you need to 'get ready' step to this and take a look / cuz I'll be like Shawn Desman cuz boy I got you 'shook'

EYO 02-24-2003 03:21 PM

damn....she keeps comin up.....aight......i got some more rhymes..."word to da ppl i aint gay"

EYO 02-24-2003 03:36 PM

yo im a child wonder .....you just a wanderer....im a freestyler
and i aint no faker....so for god sake.....dont ever take me as a light cake.....bitch you just cant appreciate ....da things i create.....so dont mistake me for a cake cause i wont give up i aint dat easy......but you know wut you to crazy...and u flimsy......ur words be rhymin.....but it aint scratchin....
it dont mix....so get it fix.....you trix!!

EYO 02-24-2003 03:52 PM

is sportchick runnin out of words?/? or does she to pick up a pen and write it down?/?

Sportschick155 02-24-2003 04:00 PM

I'm on a roll here man, like a stone or boulder / my rhymes are like a lyrical version of head and shoulders / they get rid of tha white flakes, only tha skilled white boys remain / to maim and murder challengers to make a name in tha game / I'll refrain from usin all tha skill that i obtain / cuz you've got a lot to lose and i got everything to gain / i'm underage and i got more meat than your local deli / but don't get any ideas of pedophilia from R Kelly / now it's time to whip out a lethal weapon// cuz i got my rocks off on that 'Jenny From Tha Block' / and tha best you could do is hit Missy Elliot from tha back / not now tho, before her diet when she was fat / what you think of that, did i miss tha g-spot before / that doesn't happen cuz i got dem boyz screamin out my name like it was free porn / and if i'm blasted to pieces i will suck it up and just re-form / and still me tha illest emcee while you still just a greenhorn

EYO 02-24-2003 04:17 PM

yo stop playin dis lame game, cause you nothing but a shame
dont let me refraim, i'll just proclaim
da things you cant clame, like dis fame
dats one thing you cannot clame like your name
so dont complain........
i use ma words wisely, i think before i speek, but in dis case, your just sik, i wont let you speak, i'll flick you like a thick,
like a twinalin, you just a pain in da spine, but at least i rhyme,
dis battle was over before it started cause u know you just retarded!!!http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung...smiley-012.gif

Sportschick155 02-24-2003 04:35 PM

Hey alloy/You could be my boy/ But I saw you lookin at this thread/ But you didn't post cuz you know you dead/You saw your bitch give me head/You know I'm ballin/Dissin the fallen/While you keep stallin/I'm the undispute/reputed/Queen of these boards/I fight of the hoards/Single handed/Talk round me all candid/But I know you frontin/I can hear your heart thumpin/Come up in my grill/And you gonna take a spill/Thats why you aint responded/You know I'm bonded and bonafide/thats why you can't hide/You know I am Murder personafied/I'm a thug and a lyracist/Being rock with the realest since 97/We gonna bust shots it be something like eleven/And when we do we aint worried about goin to heaven/Bow down/Respect my crown/Youza a bitch and know it/ And when I speak its not bullpoop/til you ready to fight against my blight..but you won't cuz you a ##### right?

Ps: its called reviving baby

EYO 02-24-2003 04:41 PM

yo to start with dis battle is over, cause you know i aint goin softer, made thing to crazy, so you can see dat u wer born from a hate tree, ur like da trinity, luring ppl to death, but im da siren, warning ppl to see dat your da monster of sea, im like da undercoverbrother, u was like da shedevil dat haunts me, to bad thing went over to crazy, now let me see dat your were fallin in love with me, cause im to slick to flick, 2 hot to kindle.........but i never findle!!!!

Sportschick155 02-24-2003 04:44 PM

alrighty, i came compete my mind is SHUT DOWN for now lol

EYO 02-24-2003 04:47 PM

hey sports......you goood at dis stuff....

EYO 02-24-2003 04:48 PM

if you didnt stop i wuld have quit :D .........but i have more rhyme 2 go.....ima save dem for 2morrow

Sportschick155 02-24-2003 04:57 PM

lol i have to think really hard..when i do this stuff i dont even do this stuff i just did now :shocked:

EYO 02-24-2003 04:59 PM

lol.....your good at it.....i was thinkin u was a pro at dis

Sportschick155 02-24-2003 05:03 PM

takes me so damn long to think of one, give me a few months to think of another lol

EYO 02-24-2003 05:17 PM

yo sports, you nice with words, lik fabolus, u make him holla bak, from all da scrap u started to rap, makes things rhyme, up to da clime like da time you wrote down so may times....
you act like a pro mix thing up as you go, your disses cant be handled its to compled to handle..... so make it clap, and dats a rap:D

Sportschick155 02-24-2003 05:21 PM

haha damn ur good!!!! :laughlong: nice rapping u got going on babii :p

SBYRD5 02-25-2003 09:37 AM

Machine1 thinks he can....he thinks he can...but he's never going to beat me....he's never going to beat me[echo]....

Like Swiss Beats I make money,
I have more on my share to afford the Playboy Bunnies
Who knows after this I might settle down with my #1 honey(Joyti...MHAHA),
I guess it's time to make machine1 look funny...

Your a farmer I'm a rap artist,
You pick cotton from the fields,
While I'm in the club making a 100 mill,
Sipping on bud...you know whatzzzzup.

I'm performing a Rapture on your deformed face,
Now you realize when I do diss I don't hesitate,
I just discrimanate players like you that continue to hate,
Hate on my success rate,

I won this battle straight out the gate,
Your just prey to me mate(pale),
Please...remeber your order to me and place,

I know all the girls spray you with mace,
So I you would come first in The Gay Man Race,

Machine1 take your lameass to 8 mile,
When I hit the mic I don't pass it for a while,
I always make you another victim of my freestyles,

Your down it's over now...
Oh gee wow that sure did last for a while,
EYO...please say game over now...

EYO 02-25-2003 02:38 PM

yo machine you think your "so fresh,and so clean"
but you nothin but a peice of pin
the next kin of lil kim blowin and popin
bopin your head till ders no stopin

your like the green goblin
gobling and shaking
your so sick and lookin green
sucking to much of this thing

you know wut i mean
but its not "peeches and cream"
also dont think dat its nuthing but gin

you think your so hot
well guess wut?/?
your breath is hotter than a mutt
dont start to frutt

cause i aint startin
are you realizin?/?
or you scared of sumtin'
is it me or another thing
cause u startin to shakin
like a chicken cause you know ima be bakin
so start scratching, cause im a plague of all timin
now u better start regognizing

SBYRD5 02-25-2003 03:40 PM

The size of my shoe is almost as big as the size of my wallet,
Machine1 rocking a foot size 7 while I'm 12 an a half,
Guess dissing machine is up for grabs,
You know for lasting so long you should get a tab,

Not fresh or clean,
Machine1 doesn't even know what a shower means,
He runs from the SPEED STICK,
Like deodrant is a terroist from Iraq,
He's as fat as a SHAQ PACK

He is even missing teeth...damn thats wack,
And yet the fool continues to venture back,
And SBYRD continues to give him his pimp smacks. :laughlong:
And EYO and sports are laughing knowing that his game is totally..ummm completly..err...wack...

Your like Lavender's Ear and I'm Mike Tyson
I'll eat you alive like another meal,
Your reading my post and taking Asprin Pills,
I'm giving you headaches and I'm giving you chills,

Your mentor is R.Kelly Mine is Nelly,
Thats right the only play you get is from little girls,
And your dick to small to even rock there world,
It's so small your considered a girl...

I have the looks of LL,
And your face got you jailed,
And all the guys there consider you..yet..another shemale

Your just like Gary Coleman,
Pretending to be the Newpton's Pharell,
Machine1 at this moment I consider you selled.. :laugh:


Hmm clean your face....and Gossip Folk reply...

Sportschick155 02-25-2003 04:41 PM

lolz, thats tight sbyrd ;)

EYO 02-25-2003 05:18 PM

[quote:post_uid0="SBYRD5"]He is even missing teeth...damn thats wack,
And yet the fool continues to venture back,
And SBYRD continues to give him his pimp smacks. :laughlong:
And EYO and sports are laughing knowing that his game is totally..ummm completly..err...wack...[/quote]
i agree with dat..... :D

Sportschick155 02-25-2003 06:02 PM

[quote:post_uid0="EYO"][quote:post_uid0="SBYRD5"]He is even missing teeth...damn thats wack,
And yet the fool continues to venture back,
And SBYRD continues to give him his pimp smacks. :laughlong:
And EYO and sports are laughing knowing that his game is totally..ummm completly..err...wack...[/quote]
i agree with dat..... :D[/quote]
lol d@m bums dese days

EYO 02-26-2003 12:34 PM

im a bum now sports?/?.......nevemind
"Dissing Machine remix"

yo machine you think your "so fresh,and so clean"
but you nothin but a peice of pin
the next kin of lil kim blowin and popin
bopin your head till ders no stopin
(if ya dont know wut im talkin bout, try finding it out)

your like the "green goblin"
gobling all things and shakin
your so sick and lookin green
and sucking to much of this thing
you know wut i mean
but its not "peaches and cream"


yo you think your so hot
well guess wut?/?
your breath is "hotter than a mutt"
dont start to frutt

cause im a cook, and your a chicken
i'll be fryin you, while you be shaken
if you think your grindin
it will explode if you keep rewindin

im part of a legacy
im also things you cant see
one thing i see you
you always be dissin me
so start hesitatin
cause im comin to your name
and "please stop materbatin"
cause your only a slice of pie
and i got whole gang dat r buckwild

yo i played you like a game
so dont cry when i take your fame
you know why, cause your a shame
and i'll flame you till i proclaim
and dont let me refrian
cause ill kill you in this game......

dis is da remix boi
you fat peice of chicken joy
start a diet cause i know you be always on a "try it"
wen you see food you always say "let me try it"
so dont deny it!!!

Sportschick155 02-26-2003 03:55 PM

Oh so now you steppin up to my level/ But what you don't know is you [censored] with tha devil/ so I gonna let you revel/In your words/Which don't attract heards/You be [censored] wit the same birds/Time and time again/You know that I'm the bane/To your brain/The water to your fire/it don't matter who you hire/I still be breathing/Teething while waiting for you/What you gonna do?/I wait for you on your corner/You know I make you look like a foreigner/The only one that can identify you is the cornoner/When I'm done with you your boys will be mourners/I shine on your street/With the beat/That makes you look like something to eat/Can you feel my heat?/You just a bitch/a thorn in my side/Nigga you can't hide/And on top of that I take yo pride/Like you gon and died/On your tombstone it will read 'at least he tried'/I have you ass owned/Just as asuridly as I am stoned

SBYRD5 02-26-2003 07:55 PM

Yo this rhyme is sounding like the REMIX TO IGNITION,
Machine1 my rhymes have you in a submission,
My rhymes are fresh out the kitchen,
And my disses are "Perfectly Clear" like the dead Richard Nixon.

I have a five finger discount on my blunts,
And you know I'll smoke you like your THE RUNT
Your just another punk,
From the way you rap...language..err you must of flunked,

Your head is bouncing to my Rhymes,
But inside you must be licking limes,
Feeling right foul and sour,
And my disses stay in your mind for like..umm hours,

I'm gifted like AUSTIN POWERS,
And your stuck with the powers of MINI ME,
Remeber fool this topic begin with the rapper...known as me,
Your fooling yourself if you think you can beat SB,

Because sports knows I roll like a gee,
I represent my hometown like I'm from Tennesse,
To the fullest,
And you even know ...hehe I rule at this.


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