they all die and i am left all alone in space....

suddenly... a huge teleporter hole leading to a new dimension opens and I get sucked in

to the twlight zone.

but there are only toilets there

so drink the water and then pee for the next 5 days.. Then after all that time, one of the tiolets opened another protal back....

... man, it bringed me back in my house before my bowl of soup, just like nothing had happenned ! but then my mom yelled "YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR...

... for your babysitting and u still have to fix Mr. Kennys toilet sink, iron the clothes, do the laundry, clean the house, wash the dishes, cook our lunch, feed our piranha, take drool (your dog) for a walk, lawn mow the grass, water the plants, clean our M/V Shipping Liner, paint the fences using toothbrush and ...... :laughlong:

then i rrealised it would all happen again and again for i looked into my bowl and realised with horror




it was not a bowl off soup it was a cereal (serial) lol

and off i went draged through a portal that appeared under my chair

which took me to Onlsaught 5000, the guy who got me into this mess. My only chance to defeat him and finally have a normal dinner is to...

... fight with him, with the little MARTIAL ARTS i learned ! still it's not very advance so i'll have to rely on ...

Squall to kick Onslaughts butt! :biggrin:


hey! that is orginal!


ok, ok!

...So, I had to rely on a spork. I then look at Onslaught and ask him. "Do you see this spoon right here?"

then onslaught said no then onslaught said that reminds me than onslaught summons the metal mario bros

I THOUGHT OH SHIIIIIIIIT THIS CAN GET NO WORSE THEN OUT OFF NOWAHERE APPEARED THE ENTIRE CAST OFF XVSSF

than warmachine gets milions of fire flowers and starts throwing them at metal dr mario than the whole area blows up than metal dr mario flys of to planet namek

where a podrace is happening involving solidsnake, gabe logan, sonic, yoda, and james bond.

but finally, the ever handsome bloodpack :laugh: came to the scene again to save the day, he faced the onslaught dude and defeated him with a flick of his finger and after a fierce battle, he joined "these clowns" for the podrace gearing a formula 1 racer and the race began with all of "these clowns" far behind bloodpack...... :laugh:

who eventually got too "handsome" for his own good and got crushed by a crowd of girls :laugh: Then some guy with a purple trunk and big floppy ears won the race, but then he....

... but then i wokeup in front of my bowl of soup again, the day started back, just like that movie with bill muray, so i ...

changed the channel and watch saving private ryan. but then.........

it got blackout and suddenly... as scream was heard....

I heard the scream so i looked out the window and saw that it was my turkey was attacking the neighbors again so I...

...got a popcorn and watched the full scene as i knew the day would restart again sometimes ! so i enjoyed watching ...

[quote:post_uid0="mooo1"]who eventually got too "handsome" for his own good and got crushed by a crowd of girls :laugh: ....[/quote]
in the meantime, Bloodpack managed to escape unharmed and still handsome as ever :laughlong:

going back to the turkey...

then i decided to cook the turkey for dinner. so i grab my shotgun and blow its brains out but then......................

...the brain of the turkey splattered allover my face and the turkey is laughing at me!

in anger...i pulled the turkey's legs and do a pedicure in it using roof scissors

next thing i knew i found myself sleeping with a dead turkey on the roof naked. then aliens came and.....................

... just when the aliens were about to do sexual things with me ! the day restarted again ! again, in front of my bowl of soup ...

...where my mom yell at me saying im gonna be late for ...(see bloodpack's post on page 17)

for babysitting, so i got up and spilled my soup, getting rid of the curse and finally getting to babysitting.

THE END
ok, that was a cool story! so, can some make a new start now?

ok:

i was running through the woods in the snow with my machine gun when.................

... rabit came out of nowhere, hitting me in the NUTS !!!! i...

and then i realized i was running naked all along... :0

which made me really embarrased becasue i was actually on candid camera! I was so surprised I...

...even flaunted my *peep, peep, peep* and i began to...

... run and yell like a crazy man on steroids, which was very true ! then that thing ...

came back and covered me in a black sheet so i wouldn't be naked, but the sheet then took me to the shadow realm, where...

yugi and pagasus dueled

and their duel was disrupted coz they saw me naked and one of them came to me and said....

"you shall pay for your inapropriate behavior! I will send you to the....

...send u to the bathroom for eternal damnation!!! :biggrin: