Ive got funny stories......

One time I was at a pistons game (I live up near Detroit) and I saw one of the funniest things ever........at least I thought it was funny.
Ok where should I start.

My dad and I were about 3 rows from the court.

Well before the game started there were a bunch of losers on the court throwing t-shirts and balls and stuff to the crowd.

And one guy comes running out with a basketball hoop strapped to his head :laughlong:

I was like..........I wonder what he gets paid to do that?

so anyways
His helpers threw small softball sized basketballs into the crowed to see if the people could throw it from up in the stands and get it into the hoop on the guys head.

then I thought......well thats an accident waiting to happen


Nobody was making any of the shots.....

Then I spotted one of the announcers in one of the court side seats get a huge coke that was delivered to him.

It was enormous........no lid........filled to the brim with coke.

And this announcer was dressed up in a suit (a nice one). He looked like an important guy there.

Also I need to mention that there was a bunch of small tvs and other expensive electrical equipment nearby the announcer.....


OK to continue.
one guy on the court belts one of the balls WAY up into the stands....like on the second shelf (a good 50 ft up).


And some guy up there catches it...........all his friends around him trying to get him to make a basket for a free t-shirt.

Well the guy chucks it back down to the court and it starts going toward the announcer....

I was like......I bet some really funny poop is gonna happen



The ball smashed into the bucket sized coke and splattered it all over the announcer and the tvs and wiring and microphones...........sparks started comin out of the equipment.
The guys suit was drenched.

I giggled my ass off....

ever since then I have thought it to be hilarious whenever sombody spills or breaks a glass ............

yeah I dunno, I mean I thought it was funny.

mabey it was one of those "you had to be there"

lol
i feel bad for the guy though
but still
lol
:laughlong:

oh i didnt feel bad for him at all

man it was soo funny

[quote:post_uid0="kester-"]oh i didnt feel bad for him at all

man it was soo funny[/quote]
Kester that's cold not to feel bad i mean the guy's suit was drenched pus he must have been dancing around like a chicken because of the sparks

I can picture it in my head

........

Nope i can't cuz it's just too funny
lol

Was the announcer injured in any way?

[quote:post_uid0="Windarossa"]Azncat your stories are a little too insane. Where do you live? The Twilight Zone! I mean, we all have a story about death and vilence....but damn!

A few weeks ago, i was coming out of my apartment and a black little kitty was sitting outside my door. Now i live on the second floor and i figured some one in the building must have lost it because their was no other way it could have gotten in.
It was so friendly and it kept meowing i couldnt just leave it out their like that and i couldn't take it in either because i already have a cat, who is by the way very territorial. I brought it food and played with it, but i didnt know what to do! So being the way iam, i went to every apartment asking wether they lost a kitty, not to mention it was 11 at night and i was waiking every body up and that my building has 5 floors. I found the owners, who unconviently enough for me lived on the 5th floor and didnt know there cat was missing. Im glad that the kitty was alright but now every one in the building wants to kill me. :laughlong:[/quote]
yup.... im juss aaddicted.....


another staory.... *twilight music starts*

one day i was walkin down the street then i found this dead bird....it looked like it was torn apart or something cuz i found its lleg on the ground its head next to it and a wing like 4 ft away from the other parts..... so i tried tapeing it together but it didnt work so i just threw it at a cat and attacked it.... so much love.... yet so much blood.... lol.... im insane... not really...

Why would you touch a dead bird? It could've had a disease or something, you don't know where those birds have been or what they have eaten. They could be holding a deadly virus or infection in their blood.

[quote:post_uid0="Restavega"]Why would you touch a dead bird? It could've had a disease or something, you don't know where those birds have been or what they have eaten. They could be holding a deadly virus or infection in their blood.[/quote]
Dude azn's stories are insane don't take em seriously r u'll go insane

Me and Windarossa busted my brother and his girlfriend having sex... I have nothing to add to that...

me and my frined busted his bro havin sex o o his bro kicked us out and weve been tryin to erase that form our minds for the last week