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SBYRD5 02-02-2003 01:13 PM

Machine1....please spell my name correctly that annoys me.Alright...

Machine1 you think you've won,but your still classified as my son in battle.
When I'm in the clubs it's always my "Birthday",and I always get a hug,
Your just dirty like one of TLC's 2-timing scrubs!!!! Nah, I'm not mad at you machine you get a little respect thinking you can be a match for the BIRDMAN!!!! You know that your lameass game GOTS TO GO. Because your trying to handle a PRO and your just another fowe that just keep catching them critical defeating blows.Get ready to have another lost.

Yea I've got a girl she always screaming "OH BOY".I give her the deep love....when you strap up you use a PINKIE GLOVE.Thats why I stole your girl....because she needed a negro that could really rock her world.

And....Machine you beating me is like breaking the unbreakable,shaking the unshakable....it's never going to happen because my freestyling level is unatainable.I hope after I'm done with you my post will be frameable.




HOLLA BACK......I'm in the club.

EYO 02-04-2003 03:30 PM

yo yo yo ya people so wak cant even spell da words dat rhymes wit mac, and all ya know i get to many macs not like da one you get at m.d.(ya know McDonalds) so be lee in other words ya busted up kat dat cant get any mac always getting smacked so sad so buy yourself a big mac and dont post back wait up scratch dat and "never ever eva post back "
this only da beginning so stop frutting and begging for mercy all you ever get from me is a T shirt from macys to acys downtown to Egys can ya breathe from those tight tight tight tshirs ya wearing i guess not cause they look like dey be busted up stolen from your mothers pet cat ............"to be continued"

SBYRD5 02-04-2003 04:15 PM

Nah....Big mac's suck...special sauce....that nasty mess. :laughlong: BIG N'Tasty....you did your thing dog. :buttrock:

dragondude_r 02-04-2003 04:54 PM

So the Dragon returns,
After givin' rugburns,
Byrdman,I bet your hair's rolls of corns,
Cause you have Machine rollin' turns!

Sbyrd,you got it right,
Yo' game is real tight,
Machine,you better take your bight,
Cause this burger's out a sight!

What I am saying it's not hard to explain,
All you have to do is keep your *** in the game,
'Cause you know the Byrdman has got it insane,
And he and he only can whip the Machine!

Why you got the one,cause you ain't the best,
Byrdman takes you out like all of the rest,
You might as well stop cause you can not resist,
Cause you know Sbyrd has got the real zest!

Just make it clap,
Cause the Dragon is back,
You better check yo' sleeping sack,
Cause you can't rest after the attack.

EYO 02-04-2003 05:05 PM

yo dats nice dragon_r

EYO 02-04-2003 05:35 PM

yo yo yo wen ya come here you see nutin but you still realizine
ma words come from ma heart it goes deep
while ya sort things down yo feet
but ya know it stinks
so cover em up before it spreads
like da threads of threats ya sending me
feeling fear dat one day
i be stealin your frends to gurlfrends
flirtin and tellin dem how beat you
dat you choke on a bone
while ya bone.......(to be continued)

SBYRD5 02-04-2003 05:41 PM

EYO choke while I'm having sex...thats crazy....hehe wait I get it...nice.

Dragon that was a tight rap.....Machine1 is getting a little scaried.I think he is running out of written freestyles.

EYO 02-04-2003 05:51 PM

yo SBYRD5 gatta give you props for batteling machine

EYO 02-04-2003 05:59 PM

yo machine its true SBYRD5 killed you but to be honest all he did was murda you so wut you ganna do?/? cause ya know its a shame to come back here, but i dont want to flame cause all it leads is to blame, and you calling names from one of your lame game and wen i came all you did was blame to and say names but you now u cant clame your own name......(more to come)

EYO 02-05-2003 03:39 PM

yo....anymore freestylers out der.....?/?

SBYRD5 02-05-2003 03:44 PM

Hmm yea,

Tupacwestsider
Machine1
Dragon
Asshole(Has his own style)
Myself
DXZero
MasterX05(He probally does)
Ludacris(He probally does)
Blossom(She's good but she doesn't like it)

dragondude_r 02-05-2003 05:51 PM

Thank ya,thank ya.And was that ranking for us?If so,thank you!But you should be ranked higher,too,ya know.

MasterX05 02-05-2003 06:55 PM

Man EYO shut da hell up it aint over machine still got more the boy got mad skills. And SBYRD remember what I said if machine cant win it i'll take over fo sho.

SBYRD5 02-06-2003 11:37 AM

[quote:post_uid0="dragondude_r"]So the Dragon returns,
After givin' rugburns,
Byrdman,I bet your hair's rolls of corns,
Cause you have Machine rollin' turns!

Sbyrd,you got it right,
Yo' game is real tight,
Machine,you better take your bight,
Cause this burger's out a sight!

What I am saying it's not hard to explain,
All you have to do is keep your *** in the game,
'Cause you know the Byrdman has got it insane,
And he and he only can whip the Machine!

Why you got the one,cause you ain't the best,
Byrdman takes you out like all of the rest,
You might as well stop cause you can not resist,
Cause you know Sbyrd has got the real zest!

Just make it clap,
Cause the Dragon is back,
You better check yo' sleeping sack,
Cause you can't rest after the attack.[/quote]
Dragon that was your best rhyme... :biggrin:

Man...machine, EYO is getting on you...what are you going to do about it?

MasterX05, if you challenge me after I defeat Machine1 I won't play around with you like how I'm playing around with machine.

machine1 02-07-2003 12:20 PM

[quote:post_uid0="EYO"]yo machine its true SBYRD5 killed you but to be honest all he did was murda you so wut you ganna do?/? cause ya know its a shame to come back here, but i dont want to flame cause all it leads is to blame, and you calling names from one of your lame game and wen i came all you did was blame to and say names but you now u cant clame your own name......(more to come)[/quote]
stupid #### i destroyed him look back at all my posts fool u dont know #### about rap...sbyrd your all talk but no walk


my lyrics and rhymes are so strong
thats why my free styles are so long
u see man i dont play no games
just like dmx, machine gon give it to ya
i rock, i roll, i pop, but i dont let go
u keep embarassing yo self when u come back for mo
i own this topic, im runnin the god dam show
i keep rising high but u go down low

i pick my victim and i kill at will
im just like the clipse's malicious
im good at this ######## and im even more vicious
sbyrd u suck
get it through yo head u dumb f***
im a big man u just a little boy
u just gon lose everyday
we can do this all the way till may
u aint gon win never did never will
u so whack u worse than dru hill.....



holla

coolplayer2K2 02-07-2003 12:25 PM

huh let me try first time ever rapped or did a freestyle battle so dont laugh at me

huh EYO stuff f****ng RYO cuz u look like ur a RYHOE

huh that doesnt make sence

machine1 02-07-2003 12:36 PM

it aint over i got a triple play for ya... lets see what u gonna do sybrd...

top down chrome spinning
everyone here knows machine1 is winning
beating u so badly brings me full of joy
when u lose they be like "what happen to that boy"
freestylin against u is like playin with a toy
my basketball skillz is like iverson and shaq
the similarity is im as dangerous as iraq
we both makin some impact
every word that i say is a fact
im as dangerous as it gets
u must be gay cause u lookin at my sets
ur real name must be u a fag
cause when u walk down the street they be like" hey, u a fag!"

tricks and treats is what i got in my bag
u cannot win
im harder than iron u lighter than tin
this is no dream this is your worst nightmare
the way im kickin your ass i guess it just aint fair


Hollllllllaaaaaaaaaaaa ... hold up now im a switch the style up

i went through yo moms click
she loves my large ass dick
yo mom must be a skank
i rolled up through her wit my tank
she so good i gotta give her the #1 rank
when im done wit her i put her back in the bank
she likes to slob my knob
she loves corn on the cob
she gets on her knees cause man thats her job!

i gotta have her 24/7
she do me so good i be thinkin im in heaven
theres somethin wrong wit yo family
nigga i roll wit pharell and the clipse
when people see u they be like" what's that white sh** on your lips"




(dont take offense to the mom stuff :D )

now what sbyrd now what..i told u i rule this topic.. aint no way in hell that u will ever win your my son nigga.. i won u i own all the other people who think they can win...... plaing with u is just a game.... i basicallyaint even tryin hard and u are losing badly...... badly i rule this... just give up u lost... its over.... u aint got nothin on me son, i own this ... i won from day 1...... any one else think they can beat me bring it....... aint no one here can stop the machine.........

holllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaa

come back when u ready for more sbyrd.. as far as im concerned its over for u..... u tryed hard but your hardest sucks

coolplayer2K2 02-07-2003 12:46 PM

huh machine none of that makes sence

machine1 02-07-2003 01:05 PM

[quote:post_uid0="coolplayer2K2"]huh machine none of that makes sence[/quote]
how old are u kid? it dont make sense cause u aint hit puberty yet so shut up if u dont know about sex... it means exactyl what it sounds like figure it out yo self

MasterX05 02-07-2003 01:09 PM

[quote:post_uid0="coolplayer2K2"]huh machine none of that makes sence[/quote]
cool player plz dont post in here anymore Seriously :bored:
lol whooo he done did it again dam a 3 hit combo Sybrd can u make a counter on this. haha lets see what u got.
The battle Continues...........

machine1 02-07-2003 01:39 PM

[quote:post_uid0="dragondude_r"]Thank ya,thank ya.And was that ranking for us?If so,thank you!But you should be ranked higher,too,ya know.[/quote]
lmao he was just namin free stylers u idiot :withstupid:

SBYRD5 02-07-2003 02:06 PM

I just came in the forum..and woah I've got to give you some credit on that post....damn you burnt me...that round...

Look I'm not posting my reply now I'll post it a little later I have to fight some matches today.

I'll give you some respect for that....just don't bring my moms into the battle.

:buttrock:

machine1 02-07-2003 02:11 PM

[quote:post_uid0="SBYRD5"]I just came in the forum..and woah I've got to give you some credit on that post....damn you burnt me...that round...

Look I'm not posting my reply now I'll post it a little later I have to fight some matches today.

I'll give you some respect for that....just don't bring my moms into the battle.

:buttrock:[/quote]
i said dont take offense to the mom stuff

machine1 02-07-2003 03:00 PM

i got this in the bag i won...lol that last one u made sucks... oh well... some people just cant be as good as me

in the future what u gonna be
u gonna act like me, u a wannabe
u couldnt ever step in my shoes
i carry alot weight
just cause u cant beat me dont mean u gotta hate
im gonna give u 5 for a rate
u cant even really freestyle , if u can come over to my state
u got so many issues u need to be on ricki lake
i aint gonna put up with this b.s. u tryin to make me take
im like malice i bake the cake
listening to u its hard for me to stay awake

u keep comin back for more
i got more rhmes in my store
i got a whole stack
thats why they call me mac
u post here again and u know im gonna come back
like i said i roll wit the clipse
u need to pucker up those LIPS... and kiss my ass
u still think u can win stop smokin that grass
i carry to much energy and mass
everyone sees my talent at last

leave while u can
mac1 is the man
if u ever beat me that would be a crime
u couldnt even make anyone drop u a dime
remember that song #1from nelly
thats me and u remind me of r. kelly
u still rapin little kids
u like to get popped up in your lids (in other words u like it in the ass)

u see im tired of playin
and im tired sayin
i mean what i say
im nothere to play
we can battle til may
im still gonna win
i consider myself to be like a.i. (allen iverson)
a dude pullz down his pants and u be like "May I"
they tell u ok
u get so excited u be like "hooray"
u like to lick it
i like to kick it
u wanna go to a gay club then go get a ticket

dont come here again
or im gonna hit u wit ten
my dick is larger then big ben
if i said u could suck my dick u probably say when
if u cant a girl or a man then beat off
keep on doin it till u get soft
when u ready
then keep it steady
we all know your gay
stop comin to me i dont go that way


holla!

dragondude_r 02-07-2003 03:08 PM

You just a biya,
Yes that's what they calling ya,
You step up to my face,
Just trying to front.

Step up to the plate,
Let me show you how to rhyme,
'Cause you stuff is in rates,
And their declinin' with time.

You take a lot of words and you put them together,
Do I have to step it down to 1st grade,dumb fella?
Just listen to the Dragon,he's a major killa,
So go sit down and take a chill-pilla!

machine1 02-07-2003 03:12 PM

omg that sucked dragon and why u vote for yourself u really think your the best....lmao this topic is obviously owned by me and sbyrd

SBYRD5 02-07-2003 03:39 PM

You did 5...WOW the last one was long I guess I'm scaried...not bad though got to give it to you...a normal person wouldn't even try to beat you now.

I'm bussy with something right now keep making flows though because when I start later it will be murder machine1. :laughlong:

Oh stop telling me to give up because this battle will never end... ???

machine1 02-07-2003 03:56 PM

lol what u doin gettin help from other people...lol

u never learn
i'll beat u with every chance and turn
u so desprite that u need to watch howard stern
u petitic
u so whack u givin me a headic
my #### is illmatic
after that its stillmatic
i'll take some anthrax
i'll put on your mom's tampax
i'll pick it up and pimp slap u in your face
am i goin to fast do i need to slow down the pace


why do u bother to try
in the end your just gonna be a bitch and cry
u gonna wanna commit suicide.. just cause im so good u wanna die
i got nothin to say but bye
seeing u suffer brings a tear down my eye
the question is why
why u tryin to continue the battle
im ridin u like a horse and there aint no saddle

sometimes im hot
sometimes im not
but i alwats make sure that i dont lose
im more dangerous than an animal
more dangerous than hannibal
this is a free style
im gonna throw u in the garbage with the rest of the pile
im gonna stop this battle after a while
cause i been beatin u too much
are u outta your mind
tryin to get me from behind
i told u i dont go that way
the same old stuff thats all u say

just end this here
im tired of battling a queer
go get yourself a beer
this is kind like a race
we doing more than just a lap
u so whack u makin me wanna take a nap

SBYRD5 02-07-2003 04:00 PM

No..Machine you haven't been to the general section have you...you don't know what has happen to me recently...I'm just not quite psyche for it right now...

darkmasterX 02-07-2003 04:07 PM

yo machine1 you stole mad lines yo you gotta stop
cuz that is just wrong

dragondude_r 02-07-2003 04:09 PM

Lay off of SByrd like that!

machine1 02-07-2003 04:23 PM

[quote:post_uid0="darkmasterX"]yo machine1 you stole mad lines yo you gotta stop
cuz that is just wrong[/quote]
stole lines from who from what stupid ass those are my lines

darkmasterX 02-07-2003 04:33 PM

why am i even worring about you i am the master of poetry

MasterX05 02-07-2003 07:33 PM

[quote:post_uid0="darkmasterX"]why am i even worring about you i am the master of poetry[/quote]
Shut da hell up. Why am i even worring about you? I am the real MasterX. :sly:

SBYRD5 02-07-2003 10:17 PM

Clam down...this is a battle dragon,Dark.You both have to understand our pride is on the line he posted that many flows at one time for a good reason.I basicly asked him to.

I got tyied of answering one post..he did too...so he brought out the true game.There aint no hate in that.

Don't worry about me I would've never made this far in the battle if I didn't have skills of my own.

LAY OFF THE MACHINE he did what he is suppose to do..he is trying to win.....

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DX Zero 02-07-2003 11:53 PM

la la la la laaa
dx is back hitting hardest
he was mesmerized
being posessed it finally departed
an uncontrolled absent
he didn't kno what started

in the field I mowed over men
took it to the goal it was over then
cuz he was criticized and no hand was lend
my family didn't realize what happened
then it was like a curse that dawned on them
still suffering from the cause of it
I overcame the tough part of it

I missed things over the months thats passed
I left behind things I shouldn't have
I have a feeling it will arrive like a spell being casted
I apologize for being absent, plz reply back
*yawnz* coke killz..

SBYRD5 02-08-2003 09:42 AM

Your lyrics and rhymes are so weak
Thats why you perlude your lameass beats
You see son I'll still play you like a game
To be dissing Machine1 is all in the same

Machine1 I'll make you walk in a limb like the old 50,
You keep embarassing your self and YET YOU COME BACK FOR MO
I own this topic, just how I own joo,
I keep rising high..while you give BJ's on the down low

I pick my victim's just like HITS and I kill at will,
Machine1 your just another project that became a meal,
That hasn't realized my skills,
Machine1 you wish you could CUT(Means Fuuck)[/b]
Get it through your thick head you stupid young BUCK
Your just a sad version of Gary Coleman that can't FUUCK

Playa you will continue to lose everyday,
Because my vicious beats will come to you in different ways,
So The only thing you can do is get BLAZED and pray
You will never be a legend like me or Marvin Gaye
Rappers tell me your stinking up the whole LeeWay,
So please....keep that sorry act away,

Gossip Folk...spread that....well...anyway
:laughlong:

machine1 02-08-2003 12:28 PM

u see i rock the mic
im tired of messin wit u dike
u need to take a hike
how many times did i tell u that u my son
man u aint gonna beat machine1
stop tryin cause u gonna end up cryin
your ryhmes are so weak
u need to learn how to speak
i'll open your mouth, pull down my pants and take a leak
i know your gay thats why u tryin to take a peek

everywhere i go
i run the show
my rymes will never die
u so whack dont even deny
u see your girl she my honey
look in my pockets and u can see my money
i got a mil, more than twenty

ill put u in chike hold and u wont be able to breath
why dont u just quit and go leave
i got too many tricks up my sleeve
i know where u be when u dont come back later
u be in the bathroom u little master bater
stop being a hater
im done for now i will see u later

SBYRD5 02-08-2003 01:16 PM

In your presences I'm better than Martin Luther King,
Son your just another wannabe stepping in my ring,
Ding your shoes are size 7...mine are 12 an a half
My pants carry alot of weight to much for me to masterbate,
Just because you cant beat me dont mean you have to hate
I'm going to give you 4 for a battling level,
If you my rebel would stop Yoking The Chicken
You might not take such a critical licking,

Like Ludacris's song Machine1 "Move" get out the way,
You've had your day time for a true freestyler to lead the way
From the way I sway your words,
Sounds like your a rapping nerd,

You continue to come back for more,
And my Rhymes keep taking you to the store,
I'm just racking you up like the rest,
Machine when we rhyme it's like you grow BREAST
You post here again and u know I'm gonna come back
And I'll end up giving you...yet another smack,
From what you lack in rap,
The prison boys tell me you make up in the back,
You still think u can win machine,
Psssh stop licking that man ass,
You don't carry the skills or the mass,
Everyone sees your talent ranked dead last,

Stay if you want I'll just smoke you like a blunt,
I'm the #1 mic man I'm not a punk runt,
You can't beat me I would be considered slime,
Then I'd have to do time,
If I ever got beat by the "QUEEN OF WORST RHYMES"
The members would call me a blind in ryhmes,


You see I'm still mind playing,
It's like everyday I'm Rhyme slaying,
And the challenger is always paying,
Machine1 we can battle all day,
I'm still going to say...YOUR EVER SO GAY
Paying your way to the GUY NUDY BAR
...YEA..I think you'll go very far,
Your already biting into that dick likes it's a ClONDYKE BAR

Dont come here again
Your rhymes make you look so sad
That no one wants you to live here so go to IRAQ
Your dick is no larger than a little PIN NEEDLE
Damn..aint that the size of a beetle,


Let that grow on yea....you need the growth.. :laughlong:

Red_Akuma 02-09-2003 10:41 AM

yo listen up you guys think u got skill/check my freestyle its way better its ill/i got skill/ill be giving u a chill/i got words that can flow and words that can kill/u guys cant bust a flow/sit down and give me a blow/ur skills r so low/u make this look like a freak show/my words r so ill they be giving me fines/u guys r so cheap u be wasting da lines/u betta watch ur bak 4 da raging demon/he'll give u goosebumps n even lose ur seimen/he be chillin/he da craziest villian/he so crazy he be making a million deaths n one killin/u know in da back of him he gots a sign/u blind foo it means immortal u could see that s h i t shine/dis is it yall i bet u u scratching ur armpit/now Red_Akuma is out he needs to take s h i t... :0 :0 :shocked: :shocked:


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