well.......that was......................nice.

strange...lol whoa im such an idiot i hadnt realized u copied almost the same banner as i have :/ damn im blind :p

good jokes

3 guys were lost in the desert when they came to an uncrossable canyon, with an oasis on the other side. They were pretty angry about this, so started shouting & swearing.

The noise woke up a genie that was sleeping on the bottom of the canyon. He agreed to let them cross if they trusted him, & to prove their trust they had to jump into the canyon & shout out the name of something. Whatever they shouted would appear & carry them across the canyon.

The 1st guy jumped, & shouted "Eagle!". A golden eagle appeared & carried him across the canyon on it's back.

The 2nd guy was a bit adventurous, so as he jumped he shouted "Whirlwind!". Sure enough, a small tornado appeared & swept him across the canyon.

The 3rd guy was really scared, & as he was jumping, he panicked & yelled "Oh sh&%!!".


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lmao off ppl we gettin some great jokes heres 1 ..

A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badly treated she got over the divorce settlement, when she spies a magic lamp washing up onshore. She rubs the lamp, and out pops a magical genie!!
The genie notices her anger and lets her vent her troubles to him. As a consolation, the genie informs her that he will give her three wishes. But, he cautions her that because he does not believe in divorce, he will give her ex-husband ten times the amount of whatever she wishes.
The woman is steaming mad, thinking that this is hardly fair, but she makes her first wish. The first wish was for a billion dollars. The genie grants her wish and she finds herself sitting in pile of one billion one-dollar bills. The genie then reminds her that her husband is now the recipient of 10 billion dollars.
The woman can barely contain her anger when she makes her second wish. The second wish was for a beautiful mansion on the shore of her own private beach. In an instant it was granted, but the genie then reminds again that her ex-husband now owns ten of what she wished for, and points out at the beach to a small development of ten such mansions.
Upon hearing this, the woman takes her time to contemplate her last wish. Just as the genie was about to give up on her, the woman informs the genie that she wants to make the last wish. But, before she can do this, the genie again warns her that her ex-husband will get ten times what she wishes for.
"No problem," said the woman as she grinned in ecstasy. "For my last wish...I'd like to give birth to twins."

Everyone's Mama can kiss my ass. Now that's funny, Muahahahahah.. can't....brea..th... haha..uha.aark...ark.kkk. ukk...oy... :shocked:

Q: What are three words you dread the most while making love?

A: "Honey, I'm home."

[quote:post_uid0="Unknown666"]Everyone's Mama can kiss my ass. Now that's funny, Muahahahahah.. can't....brea..th... haha..uha.aark...ark.kkk. ukk...oy... :shocked:[/quote]
u just killed everything.

snake thers always a dumbass that aint funny i guess we found him :laugh:

This is a dis
some1 is cursing at u 1st u let him finish after he/she's done u say

''U can call me anything u want eccept *persons name*''
;)