what you mean spearing someone off a roof then picking my nose when im falling?

No, I mean spearing someone off a roof then picking your nose when you're falling.

dude thats exactly what i said.

spearing someone off a roof then picking your nose when you're falling

that would be even better

here's one: 'Lunar Destruction' or 'Solar Purification'
(note the person may live follow instructions exactly)

1. Wait for a night when the moon is out or durring the day when there is no cloud cover at all.
2. Get a boken (wooden sword) leap from a high point (above the target) sop that the sun or moon eclipses your figure comedown with a diagonal spincut then move swiftly around the target constantly reversing direction while striking all 6 major points of attack (see Ruroni Kenshin) leaving the target dazed and possibly still looking up, you don't have to use the boken to attack all the time, you can use puches and kicks too but only the boken won't leave a mark from points of impact (i.e. no bruise) with the curved part of the sword.
3. finish it off with a crecent slash to the center chest area.

If preformed correctly the target will only be unconsis for a few hours. You can also use this technicque to cut watermelon just leave out the initial cut and the final blow also use only vertical and horizontal slashes.

NEXT TIME: I'll explain how to perform the Zantetsuken.

Have a nice day :)

Hadouken: Get a box of matches. Take one match out and put it in your right hand. Keep the box in your left hand. Put both hands at your side as if to do a Hadouken, with the match in your right and box in your left. As you push foward, try to light the match by striking the box as you push foward. Throw the match when your hands are pushed foward as far as they can go, and yell HADOUKEN! (optional). I'd suggest doing it near a large supply of water :) (flame size may vary. Call your local Flame Enhancer for more details).

Super! Yoga flame!. Get a long stick with fire at the end. Or one of those machinal lighters that are long. Get a tank of gas, and take a sip of it *Dont DRink it* Just hold mouth. but before u do say "Yoga Flame!" Then pop some in your outh and spary it out with the torch in front ofu. Spray as long as u can and even move up and down.

I remember watching a program about the early olympics and apperantly one greek man performed something similiar to a special move.

First of all you will have to really strong or able to throw a really hard punch( boxers may be able to pull this off). extend all of your fingers out fully and flat. then bind your hand up as to keep you wrist straight(limp wristed hits cushion the blow). now you must be rather close to your opponent. rear back and put all your weight into a quick and powerful stab with your bound hand to your opponents stomache. If done properly you should be able to tear into his gut and pull out some entrails.

its quite similiar to Heidern's "go to hell!" special in KOF.

this was performed by some greek champion(during ancient greco times) during a sudden death boxing match, he was disqualified because his fingers counted as five whole punches instead of one, his dead opponent won instead.



Edited By El Emo Caliente on June 27 2004 at 15:39