my dare was to kiss 100 woman i did it and i got $30.00 i did't get in 3 day

Now, about how much do you weigh, and what is your body fat %? Because 24 hotdogs in a row and still being hungry.....have you ever heard of the hotdog eating contest (I forget if it's at Jersey Shore or somewhere in NY), because those guys eat like 9+ hotdogs in a minute. maybe you should join next year

Listen to this bit of irony (or coincidence):

In the summer RIGHT BEFORE 8th grade, I was hanging out at my friend's house with a few other kids. It was mad-hot outside, and we were gonna ride our bikes "downtown" to buy some water balloons. Now, my bike was broken (it was a piece-of-$hit Huffy), so I was gonna ride my friend's old racing bike (the kind with the gearshift as two levers on the stem of the bike). Here's the irony...

I was riding HOME to get my bike helmet, when I forgot that I was riding my friend's bike. You see, my old bike normally had the front brake disconnected because the rims were so bent up. The bike I was riding, however, still had the front brake connected. I accidentally jam on the front brake, and flip over the handlebars, landing chin-first on the pavement. I'm about to get up, but something smashes me in the back of the head and knocks me back down--the bike flipped over, and that wack gearshift smashed me right in the back of the skull.

Back at my friend's house, they were all talking, but one kid was watching me ride home and saw me bail. "Hey guys," he goes, "Joe just bailed!"

Now I'm laying in my neighbor's driveway with a bike on my head. "SON OF A FCUKING BIOTCH!!!" I scream. Then my vision turned red.

Next thing I know, my dad is sitting there with a hose, soaking my head and trying to get the blood out of my hair. He runs inside and grabs my mom's FAVORITE beige towel and throws it on my head. Within seconds, it's now gonna be my mom's favorite CRIMSON towel. I'm sitting there cursing my head off while my dad takes the hose and washes away the pools of blood on my neighbor's and my own driveway. Then I'm saying "We should go to the hospital." My dad, not wanting to get his car all bloody, gives me a half-assed excuse: "I don't know what insurance card to bring. Let's wait for your mother."

"You don't know which one to bring? Bring them both, you moron!"

"No, I might bring the wrong one. Just wait."

So there I am, sitting for like a half hour holding a bloody towel to my head, feeling nauseas (sp), and borderline lapsing into the unconsciousness. Then my mom pulls in and sees me with a bloody towel around my head.

"George, why didn't you bring him to the hospital?" she asks
"I didnt' know which insurance card to bring!" he said
"You should have brought them both!" (exactly what I said)

They take me to the hospital, where they dispense of my mom's once-beige towel, and sit me down and I get ten stitches to sew up the hole in my head. I got the stitches, and had my head wrapped in an ace bandage-type of deal for a week, and I wasn't allowed to shampoo (my beutiful hair, noo!). I still have the scar to prove it, you can see it whenever I shave my head.

I've got a $hitload more stories, but the post would be too long. Pretty much, I'm a walking accident.

If you do the math (keep in mind aj is a 12-year-old), one can conclude that there are better chances of Natalie Portman showing up on my doorstep begging for lovin' than aj kissing 100 women.

nantuko: you think i am not a walking accident ?
when i walk i hurt my feets on about every single pole in the street. and since i am always looking downwards when walking, i almost hit my head about 5 times in 2 minutes !

stupid tick, could i had a better one like eyes twitching ! no, i had to not look in front of me !
:laugh:

ROLL: no it happenened 4 years ago !
i have no scars at all, i mean, it is not that worst. just scratches that that took about 1 months to go away but they all got healed right !

the bump on my head was due to my blood getting there and satying there. the doctors just wanted to know if that thing would get worst. it did not and the blood returned from the head to other parts of my body so the bump disappeared about 3 days after the incident.

i did lose 1 day of school cause of that bump and i am glad it didn't got worst. i mean, i could have lost my life in there ! the doctor said they would operate if that bump got any bigger. but it finished by being a simple headache case ! more fears then wounds !

anyway... all in the past and i am still riding without any helmets ! :laughlong:

i got a whole lot........................which is buried but:

5 years ago my friends dared me to jump over some bricks with my bike stack up 5x and it was 2 stacks. so i did it and landed with ease. the second time i did it i fliped over my bike, landed on my right shoulder and sliding on the concreate on my back. i just lucky the bike didnt hit me.

the next dare almost killed me:
me and my friends were riding our bikes arond this high school and they dared me to ride up and down these sets of stairs.

on our way back to the block, i got my neck caught up in this thin slinky wire and it put a 2" deep cut in my neck. this man was trying to call an ambulance but i rode home and my mother called an ambulance but they were taking too long and asking stupid questions so she took me arcoss the street to this private ambulance company and they got me to the hospital in a short time.

it took 12-15 stitches to close up the cut. and i still got the scar around my neck.

Ewwies... http://www.boomspeed.com/sakura/covereyes.gif

you know, every single LITTLE accident that we think are little !
always finish to be KILLER ONE when we think of it AFTER it has happenned !

i mean, my bike accident was so little, only little scratches.
but when i thought of what the doctor said, it COULD have have KILLED me in 5 days or less !
yep, in those time you start to think the life from another sight.
STILL, i don't ride my bike with an helmet ! :laughlong:

[quote:post_uid0="SSJKarma"]nantuko: you think i am not a walking accident ?
when i walk i hurt my feets on about every single pole in the street. and since i am always looking downwards when walking, i almost hit my head about 5 times in 2 minutes !

stupid tick, could i had a better one like eyes twitching ! no, i had to not look in front of me !
:laugh:[/quote]
lol...........I walk the same way too........I always look down........but I don't hit my head that much.........

[quote:post_uid0="Nantuko Joe"]Me and my friends were biking down a mountain in New Jersey. My friend Bryan was in the lead, his brother Rich was right in front of me, I was third.

Suddenly, Bryan swerved to avoid something, then smashed into a log and flew into the woods. Rich swerved to avoid Bryan's bike, and crashed into a tree. He got thrown from the bike and smashed into a tree. I swerved to avoid Rich's bike and hit a log. The front wheel locked, and the momentum made me fly out of my seat and I did a nutbreaker into the handlebars. Then physics took over as my bike jackknifed and threw me over the log. All of us lay in silence, until I heard something walking through the woods. I looked up, and I saw Bryan limping towards me, then he stops and says "Ow," and falls over. I tried to stand up, but the pain in my nuts was incredible. Worst pain I've ever felt. I've also got a slice in my back and a gash on my forehead. Bryan had a concussion (i think), and bashed his leg when he landed. Rich, on the other hand, had hit the tree full-on, and his entire torso and the left side of his face was one big bruise. As far as I went, my nuts hurt me for a week afterwards.[/quote]
damn that nutbreaker musta hurt. the same thing happened to me when i crashed into sum1 else bike while he was turning a corner, a sharp corner. i musta been moving at like 15-20 mph.