which suddenly came alive cause I want it to, and anyway, since this on'es over i guess we can go on.

Once upon a time, there was a man named snorkledorklemanklepooper. He liked to.....

...park his fat ass in front of the tube and watch porn all day. He was soon kicked out of his house for not paying rent for 20 years . He went on to...

soon he went 2 subway to eat fresh.......den he rolled to da cashier and gave 25 dollars of coins asking for big behind men sandwhich.....after dat he....... :crazy:

ate it all and had to go to the washroom to....

peep in ladies washroom... :biggrin:

one of the ladies so him and.... :biggrin:

called the police! they came and arreseted the lady for being in the men's restroom. then the man......

said he was innocent but he was wearing a T-shirt that sed in bold letters I PEEPED IN THE LADIES WASHROOM :biggrin:

He then released that stalking women rulez!!!! So later that day after losing pounds from eating at subway*ahem*...he went Clubing....to his surprised he went to a different kind of club....

it was called the BOOM BOOM club, he even got in the V.I.P section....