The reason it has become so long is that ANYTHING is on-topic here.

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If anything goes......
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joe, we dont say that HERE in ga. see here we have the crunkest bands around. we play tight stuff. not lame stuff. if your friends dont like band, they should quit and save themselves from misey. btw my assistant band director is a he/she fruitcake and is a little biotch.

Selvin, the funny thing is my friend's band instructor is like all hardcore and &#36hit. Every day, i'd walk to the side of the school where they practice and scream "BAND SUCKS!!!" It was funny because after i did it a few times, most of the freshmen quit because they heard me, and my friends would ROTFL. One day, he saw me, and yelled at me. The only thing I did was point at him and scream "BLOWJOB! YES, YOU! YOU NEED A BLOWJOB!" EVERYONE, and i mean EVERYONE, fell to the ground laughing. His face turned bright red, and he actually CHASED ME! I just made it to my car, and he started to beat on the windows! I just flipped him off and peeled out of there. Luckily, he didn't see my face that well. :biggrin:
Believe it or not, that's what really happened

lol thats nothing when i had band last year i stuck a firecracker in a girls flute, thus i go to school online now :sad:

itd be nice, to have a blowjob, itd be nice, to have a blowjob, itd be nice to have a blowjob, itd be nice, to have a blowjob from your mommmmmmmm!.... thank you thank you very much

thats some funny shit. my band is ok, but the trombones suck. all of the claronets are fine as ####. the only problem is that the ASSistant band director is a biotch.

This thread should've stayed dead, but since it's a veteran time, then I don't care.

how many pages do you think this thread will be until TMyApp or Zing 79 deletes it? I think it should stay open forever