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Kingryu1 07-17-2004 03:35 PM

Mirellas hair was only joking, sheesh.

Sportschick155 07-17-2004 03:56 PM

lol.........mirella is on right now!!!!!=o

Ludacris 07-17-2004 07:18 PM

[quote:post_uid0="Sportschick155"]y r u guys taking this thread so seriously. she was only joking with this lol jesus christ[/quote]
cuz we're stupid and like to take things to a serious level.......

that didn't make a lot of sense....... :corky:

sleepless0dork 07-17-2004 09:00 PM

whoa ya guys calm down jesus and jesus and joyti is joyti so whatever turns you on about god and poop then fine KEEP ON POSTING IN THE FREE WORLD :buttrock:

Sportschick155 07-17-2004 09:17 PM

..........jew i posted

Wave Master 07-17-2004 09:26 PM

ever seen robin hood men in tights

Quote
Robin Hood-"hey this is my new friend achoo"
Blind Friend-"A jew where?"

Never trust humans thats why I don't really believe in the bible

sleepless0dork 07-17-2004 09:28 PM

OMG WAVE MASTER YOUR A GENIUS WHEN IT COMES TO JOKES :shocked:

sleepless0dork 07-17-2004 09:35 PM

OKAY A REAL QUESTION THIS TIME WHAT WOULD JESUS DO IF HE WAS YOUR HOMEBOY???[B] :0 i need some serious answeres..and go.

SBYRD5 07-17-2004 10:50 PM

Yeah Jesus can turn water into wine...

He'd be a saint in homeland.......tis be thy ghetto...

MasterX05 07-17-2004 11:15 PM

[quote:post_uid0="sleepless0dork"]OKAY A REAL QUESTION THIS TIME WHAT WOULD JESUS DO IF HE WAS YOUR HOMEBOY???[B] :0 i need some serious answeres..and go.[/quote]
if he was my homie, he would give me the ability to walk on air lol and water! And ummm I would have the hottest pimped ride and me and jesus would hitup the mall buy the hottest gear in the joint. And then ill be like "yo Jesus look at that hottie and her friend of there. And the girl's really luv the Jesus plus I get me some play. Then we bounce to da club till like 1:30. Then we go around and egg and tepee the Johavh witness house and spary paint durty names on thier house. After that we then go to the bar for a couple of drinks, then we ride by th hood and show them hata's who hate on jesus that no niggaz can hate on my homeboy J! of corse when Sunday comes we rest and smoke weed at da crib. Then We do the whole shizznit over again.

And I'm serious about this, I'm so sin-surr, so sin-surr bout this shiznit!



Edited By MasterX05 on July 18 2004 at 02:23

07-17-2004 11:16 PM

Yeah but What About Those Damn Biscuts They Are Horrible

SBYRD5 07-18-2004 02:27 AM

[quote:post_uid0="MasterX05"]told u niggaz only wear the cross just to rock it. I know Christains out there that dont wear it. Dont have to wear a cross to rep ur relgion but come on now. Thats like a drug dealer on the streets saying I am one with the lord with the cross on him.
???[/quote]
*sigh* God walks with everyone.

Even though those who don't understand god.....he usually has the most mercy on those who hate.

It's funny a sinner can be a person who's kind and doesn't view themselves major sinners and can still be casted to hell.

you would have to let god in your life in a sincere manner.

So a preacher can still go to helll.....yeah best believe.

and a drug dealer can go to heaven......because in there view of life they view what they are doing the only way....the only way to make ends....I'd like to see a person who is a high school drop out come out on top and not be a music artist.

Life is a struggle and it's actually even for everyone....and I now understand why.....

A popular person who looks attractive struggles with being themselves when they realize what's the ultimate right...and what's truely wrong.

A wealthy man walks with pride and happens to be a christian.He never pays his tithes......he gets in a scandal and does an r.Kelly, or a Kobe. Than tyhat person once has wealth and everything slowily goes bankrupt.


Funny a poor man knows what to do with wealth...

and a wealthy man lets his wealth founder....

It's like this the more you know about GOD the more you have to dedicate your life to him....the less you know or understand the less you can't be faulted for.


If you realize something is truely wrong and you still go through with that action....then yeah you feel me. ???

(LOL Sports Canada is riding America.....lol...We're still in control LOL)



Edited By SBYRD5 on July 18 2004 at 05:34

07-18-2004 08:15 AM

Religion Suck I Hope That The Hindu God Is The Real God And All You Christions Get Hurt Yeah :buttrock:

Sportschick155 07-18-2004 09:56 AM

[quote:post_uid0="SBYRD5"](LOL Sports Canada is riding America.....lol...We're still in control LOL)[/quote]
pretty kick ass.. :)

iTALY 07-18-2004 10:13 AM

[quote:post_uid0="SBYRD5"]I'd like to see a person who is a high school drop out come out on top and not be a music artist.[/quote]
ALbert Einstein.

And Canada beat the states in the last war =p

Sportschick155 07-18-2004 10:43 AM

holy poopt..did we rilly..thats pretty cool i didnt even know that :0 :) hahaha we own u guys

sleepless0dork 07-18-2004 12:40 PM

WOULD YOU USE THE POWER OF JESUS (if he was your homeboy?) TO DO ALOT OF MASS DESTRUCTION??? I NEED REAL ANWERES HERE AGAIN

ps. if you jesus was your homeboy what would the virgin marry be t you...AND..GO.

`Crystal 07-18-2004 02:09 PM

If jesus really jesus, i think i MIGHt give u hes power to do right things. but pplz wouldnt do dat. They juss use it for themselves ???

MasterX05 07-18-2004 04:09 PM

[quote:post_uid0="SBYRD5"]and a drug dealer can go to heaven......because in there view of life they view what they are doing the only way....the only way to make ends....I'd like to see a person who is a high school drop out come out on top and not be a music artist.[/quote]
lol u must mean Kanye West.

07-18-2004 04:25 PM

Well If You Gave His Powers To Someone Who Had Everything He Wanted Than That Person Would Have No Choice but To Use The Power On Other Things :D

sleepless0dork 07-18-2004 09:30 PM

i think he would give joyti the power to be more perverted..and friendly to kids i mean it's pretty crazy..

sleepless0dork 07-18-2004 09:32 PM

[quote:post_uid0="sleepless0dork"]i think he would give joyti the power to be more perverted..and friendly to kids i mean it's pretty crazy..[/quote]
i would like to change the word joyti to sportschick un cinq cinq b1atches

Sportschick155 07-18-2004 09:35 PM

lol ur such a bastard

sleepless0dork 07-18-2004 09:35 PM

i think the perfect word for this one is jew are a bastarda

PSYCHO 07-18-2004 09:38 PM

### them hooknosed bastards indeed

sleepless0dork 07-18-2004 09:56 PM

boy..whatcha talking about foo..j/k your rad dawg JUST rad

PSYCHO 07-18-2004 09:58 PM

what's rad =S

sleepless0dork 07-18-2004 09:59 PM

[quote:post_uid0="PSYCHO"]what's rad =S[/quote]
what. :shocked: it means cool

PSYCHO 07-18-2004 10:01 PM

i dont live in canada =/

sleepless0dork 07-18-2004 10:02 PM

[quote:post_uid0="PSYCHO"]i dont live in canada =/[/quote]
yes..go on...
stop..hammer tyme :angry:



Edited By sleepless0dork on July 19 2004 at 01:04

PSYCHO 07-18-2004 10:05 PM

im not christian ..

DA_VIPA 07-18-2004 10:08 PM

dubya tee eff is going here?

PSYCHO 07-18-2004 10:10 PM

racism wana join in ?

DA_VIPA 07-18-2004 10:14 PM

er sure! you flipz i know your fliping hacking you flipity flipz!! i cant get that n00b has no life flash move out my head. racism bad making racism funny= good.for instance how do you get all the jews in a car? tell them hitler iz coming!! how do you get them out? them em hitler is ze driver!! ha ha ha!

sleepless0dork 07-18-2004 10:16 PM

dude that'sick but funny.. :shocked:

DA_VIPA 07-18-2004 10:18 PM

ooo yea baby! zik hau hail hitler mwuahahah

PSYCHO 07-18-2004 10:21 PM

lmao brilliant vipa :D

sleepless0dork 07-18-2004 10:26 PM

if jesus was your home boy would the virgin marry be to you........ :buttrock:

DA_VIPA 07-18-2004 10:28 PM

whas d difference between a jew and a pizza?...the pizza dont scream when you put it into an oven.

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MasterX05 07-18-2004 11:30 PM

I really think that DragonballZ is racist. Why is it that the sajin race mostly have dark black hair and dark brown eyes. but when they transform into so called "Super Sajin" Thier hair turns blonde and eyes blue. Thats like Hitlers goal and dream, his mission was to rid of the dark hair jews and breed a race that was superior to other races. And that was blonde hair blue eyes, white ppl. So why is it a regalur sajin consider normal and weak and when in ssj mode they are super strong and faster. Yep those racist son of abitchs.

Nope it dont end there Mr, popo why are his lips so big and why is he sooo black and it seems he is like Kama's Slave.

Hitler would wet his pants if he ever saw a Dbz epsiode of them turning into a all powerful blonde hair blue eye white boy. And hitler consider them the most powerful race.

Yep it all falls togther!
:angry:



Edited By MasterX05 on July 19 2004 at 02:32


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