DarkPiccilo: I haven't found much. just a few weapons. I have the M-16 and 5 hand grenades. Over and Out.
SolidSnake76: Roger that, Dark Piccilo. Over and out.

SolidSnake76: Huh? Who's there? I will shoot. How did you get in here?
gotenks007: Well, first of all, I have an ID...
SolidSnake76: Is that you gotenks?
gotenks007: Why yes it is.
SolidSnake76: I thought you retired after that battle with the Dingo Squad.
gotenks007: Well, I saw what happened on the news. I think its them again.
SolidSnake: Do you mean the Simese Bombers?
gotenks007: Yeah. And with this enemy, its all too possible that even you will be needed in this one. I'm not sure if its them, but I have a gut feeling that you soldiers will need some assistance. What do you say Lt. SolidSnake76?
SolidSnake76: Okay, Cl. gotenks007. Head out! Here are your weapons. I'll need you to teach them how to use the neutron cannon, but only when the time is right. You'll know when to do it.
gotenks007: I'll come back knowing that war has been avoided, thanks to us.

lets step out of the story for a while:







WHAT THE HELL IS A NEUTRON CANNON? ??? ???

[quote:post_uid0="SolidSnake76"]note: sbyrd5: for the record, its hong kong, china.

solidsnake76=the genome soldiers!
sbyrd5=you know them sir?
solidsnake76=fought them back on shadow moses. cant wait to find out whos the leader. becareful. their sense of sight and hearing are stronger than yours. and your in alaska. expect it to be cold.
sbyrd5=alright sir. over and out.

*contacts drak piccolo*

solidsnake76=dark piccolo, whats your status?[/quote]
Dark Piccolo: all is well for now.....i too have discovered that these soldiers are far more advanced than anything we have seen in the training camp.....i have managed to disarm one of them and i am now undercover as one of them

***Dark Piccolo heres footsteps***

Dark Piccolo:hmmmm i see some one (he seems to be a commanding officer) im gonna follow him*** i will contact you later ** OVER

I believe a neutron cannon is the same cannon used in Austin Powers 2 (The Spy That Shagged Me).
Which Dr.Evil used to carve his face on the mountian of that movie. I believe the location was Ireland were Dr.Evil was located.
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"Back to kicking Genome ass"

*Crawls throw ventaltation shaft until viewing a Janitor cleaning a high officers Washing room.*

SBYRD5=I must be shift and make this silent.

*Kicks open the ventaltation shaft enterance and leaps down*

Janitor=What was that.

*Janitor turns around slowly,and sees nothing,but is shortly Hand Tasered by SBYRD5*

SBYRD5=I better change,and by him being a janitor he should have a set of keys to alot of secert areas of this military compound.

*Changes clothes with the Janitor*

SBYRD5=I better report seeing an intruder.So I can change into the military suit of the Genome.(Thinking=I better keep the keys.)

*SBYRD5 leaves the washing room to inform a solider about the Janitor hidden in his uniform*
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DarkPiccolo=(Thinking=If I follow him,and defeat him I can change into his clothing).Why is that janitor running this way...has SBYRD5 been descovered?

Janitor(Really SBYRD5)=Sir, please help I found a something in the Washroom.

Another solider=What,and where again?

DarkPiccolo=(Thinking=I better go it could be SBYRD5).Janitor I'll come you stay here and guard the enterance.

Another Solider=Ok, should I report this to our superior?

DarkPiccolo=(Thinking=Good,this guy must be really dumb or just a rookie with a job) No, it's probally one of our boys that Drink a little to much on there break. I'll handle it.

Janitor/SBYRD5=(Thinking= Once I take his suit,I'm going to next take a superiors suit,then I'll have full access.) Hurry sir.

*The two..really alleys hurry of the bathroom to what is the matter*

Janitor/SBYRD5=Here is the room.

*SBYRD5/Janitor opens the Door*

SBYRD5=See...

DarkPiccolo=I see lets go in and get a closer look.(Thinking=SBYRD5 you dumby how could you get your ass knocked out by a janitor).

*Both of the soliders walk in te washroom...SBYRD5 closes the door*

DarkPiccolo=Thank you for your help,but I'll take it from here.

*Darkpiccolo attemps a karate chop towards a pressure point of SBYRD5's neck,but SBYRD5 blocks the attack and leaps back into classic military combat stance,and so does DarkPiccolo*

Darkpiccolo=Your no janitor....*looks closely your SBYRD5*

SBYRD5=Who are you?

Darkpiccolo=It's me DarkPiccolo.

SBYRD5=Damn, i was going to get serious on you.

Darkpiccolo=I better lock the door.

*Locks the door*

SBYRD5=We better radio General. Snake about our process.

Darkpiccolo=Indeed.

Dark Piccolo: Snake are you there?

Snake: yes Dark.... what is your location?

Dark Piccolo: SBYRD and myself have managed to meet inside a janitors closet on the 4th floor. We have few weopons but our tactics and training may give us an edge on our enemies.

SBYRD: as you know these soldiers are highly advanced but kinda stupid......we can use that as an advantage i hope.

Dark Piccolo: we have both aquiered the uniforms of the personel......but i am affraid that together we may draw to much attention.......so i suggest we split up again this time we will head towards the basement.
seeing that SBYRD is a vet officer i will take the less conspicuous route down the back stairwell.

SolidSnake: that leaves the elivator to SBYRD.....hmmmm do you thank you can handle it?

SBYRD:lol i enjoy the challenge: over and out





OKAY SBYRD TAKE IT FROM HERE :)

Of course.
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*Before breaking away from each other DarkPiccolo and SB light a cig,an searches the Janitor over for anymore helping.*

Results=
Baby Powder=You can make a bomb with it.
Handgun=We need one.
Pocket Knife=For close combat
Hair Pin=Best used as a pick lock hidden in your mouth
House hold chemicals=We can make deadily fumes with this stuff.

*SBYRD5 gives DarkPiccolo half of his Janitor Keys*

*DarkPiccolo gives SBYRD5 two gerenades*

SBYRD5=Let's move out.

*After hidding the Janitors body the two go there seperate ways to later be reunited to defeat yet another threat to the world powers*

*DarkPiccolo leaves the washroom with the hairpin and Pocket Knife.*

*SBYRD5 leaves with all the Janitor tools because he is hidden as a Janitor.*

*Now SBYRD5's adventure down to the basement*

SBYRD5=(whistling) I better hurry and clean the Barracks.

Solider=Yea, I tossed up some #### in my courters clean that up.

SBYRD5=Yes sir.(Thinking=Note to self, Kick his ass later.)

*SBYRD5 enters the elevator*

General of Arms(I knew his rank from his bagdes)=Hold the door.

SBYRD5=Yes,sir.

Dark Piccolo: man its quiet in here.....**Piccolo slowly walks down the stairs**

soldier: excuse me sir......aren't we supposed to be in the basement??

**oh no a soldier**

Dark Piccolo: what??? oh **nearly forgot i was still in uniform**yes but i request that you first report to the infirmary.

soldier: why

Dark Piccolo: i need some asprin.....and dont question me again or i'll bust you down to a private.

soldier: yes sir.....sorry sir

Dark Piccolo: that was a close one....

**as Piccolo continues down the stairs he incounters a large adamantium door......(thinks)damn i need a pass code to get in argggggggggggg........wait the pin SBYRD gave me should work......yes im in. OMG this place is really secure. i better lay low till someone gets here**


NEXT :D

is it me, or are yall trying to keep me out of every story I attempt to enter...


DarkPiccilo: How fricking long have I been waiting here? This sucks. I might as well just walk around. Five minutes and I'm gone.
__

SBYRD5: Sir, do you have any recent orders for me to follow?
General: Actually, no, but you look bored. Go get my keycard to the emoticon room. Here's the card to access my room.
SBYRD5: Yes, sir.

SBYRD5 walks off to get the card.

SBRYD5: If there's a keycard to that room, it must contain more than I think. Huh? Crap. He would forget to tell me his room number. Where's the map around here?

As SBYRD5 looks for a map to th base, Gotenks has gotten to the fifth floor of the base, in a new outfit.

Gotenks: This sucks. Everyone around here sucks.
Lt.:You sure about that Commander? I'll give you a good fight. I llike training with you, so lets see who wins this time.
Gotenks: Lets go.

Gotenks and the Lt. start to duke it out in sort of a training matter. Solidsnake is still monitoring them as he recieves a message from Dark Piccilo.

DarkPiccilo: Gen. Snake, I have found 4 more grenades, and a keycard to an unknown room. The code on the card is: 9978XXc479x*(#po9^. Can youi hack your way into the system and find out what room this is for?
SolidSnake76: I'll see what I can do.

*Walks to computer specialist*
SolidSnake76: Mr. Foreman, Decipher this code.
Mr. Foreman: yes sir.

Mr. Jekins: general, look at this.
SolidSnake76: what is it?
Mr. Jekins: this is the live satellite image from space. now look closely.
SolidSnake76: that looks like a missle silo.
Mr. Jekins: it is. and we interciped this message to the senate.

the message: Hello congress and Mr. president, or should i call you Mr. Andrews. I am Emilio Blofeld and those missle launches were only a test of our new nuclear weapon: THE STEALTH MISSLE!!!!! so secret, enemy satellites wont know that it even there, much less coming. now i will launch 10 of these into other parts of the world. unless you come to my demand, and it's whatever i want!!

First: you must make me president, and you will be resigned.
Second: I WILL go into space, and rewrite history, being the first man on the moon.
and Third: tell your fellow americans that i will do whatever i want.

now if you dont meet to these demand, i will launch these missles at the following locations: Washinton D.C., Moscow, London, Tokyo, Benjin, New York City, Rio de Jeniro, Berlin, Paris, and Rome.

Remember Andrews, your putting the whole world at risk. YOU HAVE 48 HOURS!!

SolidSnake76: cotact those two guys i have new objectives.

SBYRD5: your new objective is to head into the control room and give me futher info.

Darkpiccolo: get to those missle silos and disable the missles.
gotenks, go with darkpiccolo.

OVER AND OUT.

So the plot thickens....
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SBYRD5=Understood, I'll clean that mess up sir.

*Radio link fades to static*

General of Arms=Who are you talking to?

SBYRD5=(Thinking=The metals of this conpound must make Radio signals fade.)Someone spilled some chemicals in the lab. Sir.

General of Arms=Umm I see listen after you clean up that mess go to the [/I]cafe and pick me up some strong Black coffee,and then bring it to me at the control room ok.

SBYRD5=Yes sir I'm here to serve you,but I need a card to get in the control room right.

General of Arms=Damn, your a rookie here right?

SBYRD5=Yes I am sir.

General of Arms=Your ID card is your pass to the control room.

SBYRD5=(Thinking=Damn I don't look #### like the guy on my ID card....I'm not ugly :laugh: )Thank you I'll bring your coffee shortly.

*Elevator stops and the door opens*

General of Arms=Alright dismissed.

*SBYRD5 salutes then leaves for the [/I]cafe*

SBYRD5=(Thinking=I have to act like an complete dumby so the guards won't think it's really an ace spy...trained by Snake) *Whistles*

*SBYRD5 sees a wet spot on the floor and sees a group of guards*

SBYRD5=(Thinking=I have to fall not to bring attention that I could be someone else)

*SBYRD5 falls in the puddle*

Guard= :laugh: I love to watch the rookies around here there a laugh and then some. :laugh:

Guard2=Yea :laugh:

*SBYRD5 cleans up the spot he fell in and continues forward toward the cafe*

*In the cafe SBYRD5 finds a group of professors joining in a drink and decussing of the periodic table of elements*

SBYRD5=(Thinking=That's Professor Hojo and Dr.Acky I once attended there classes to understand the process of bomb and chemical explosive studies......teachers of there skill is only hired by some of the most advanced nations)

*SBYRD5 seeing he's old teachers.SBYRD5 turns away not to be recognized*

Pro.Hojo=Listen I examined this article about the threat bombing of Ground Zero.

Dr.Acky=What's so new about that?

Pro.Hojo=Well, we are the world's to most amazing minds who ever starts a war ask for our advisment in bomb and chemical warfare.

Dr.Acky=So we're the Carmen Electra,and Pamela Anderson of the Science world..what is your point?

Pro.Hojo=We decide everthing basicly.....really if we wanted we could end mankind with our knowledge thats all.

Dr.Acky=Pass the coffee please.

*Pro.Hojo attepts to pass the coffee but makes a horrific mess that a janitor will have to clean up.*

Pro.Hojo=Oh Dear. Umm Sir.

SBYRD5=Umm me?

Pro.Hojo=Yes you clean up this mess.

SBYRD5=Right away.

*SBYRD5 moves over to the two Professer and cleans up the mess made by Hojo*

Pro.Hojo=Thank you, SBYRD5

SBYRD5=Your welcome,umm what did you say.

Pro.Hojo=I said"Thank you SBYRD5!" Was my grammar incorrect.

SBYRD5=How did you know it was me.

Dr.Acky=From your goofy incorrect walking movements,an also we have decided to help your attempt to defeat the genome army.

SBYRD5= :0

Dr.Acky=Stop looking foolish,and buy me another coffee,and we'll head towards the controlroom.

SBYRD5=(Thinking=Damn I have no choice,but to go along with this they know who I am.) OK as soon as I get the two orders we can leave.

*The group heads toward the control center when SBYRD5 has an idea to call the General Solid Snake.*

SBYRD5=I have to use the bathroom.

Both=Hurry up.

SBYRD5=Ok.

*SBYRD5 enters the bathroom and closes the door and follows that by locking the door*

SBYRD5=I have to Radio DarkPiccolo,Gotenks,and Solid Snake.

*SBYRD5 turns on the Radio only to hear......*

Dark Piccolo: come on Gotenks there is only one way outta here....

***Piccolo throws a grenade into the armory door.....but gains much unwanted attention***.

Gotenks: what the hell were you thinkin?? now we gotta make it past all these guards :angryfire:

Dark Piccolo: no prob Gotenks you take all the guys to the left and i'll take the ones on the right......time to put Snakes training to good use................

**soon Dark and Gotenks are in a heated battle with the soldiers......they soon realize that thier is no way to overpower thier foes so Gotenks looks around for a way out

Gotenks: hey Dark do you see that........its a military truck..if we can get inside we may be able to get to the missiles before the launch

Dark Piccolo: good idea

***but as they head for the vehicle they notice that the garage where it is consealed has a remot controlled door***

Gotenks: hurry Dark.......if we move to slowly they will shut the door that leads to the truck!!!

***thankfully Gotenks dashed through the garage and into the truck....Piccolo however wasn't as luck....he was forced to dive under the door just as it slamed shut***

Dark Piccolo: arrrrrgggggg my arm

Gotenks: whats wrong?

Dark Piccolo: its................. its................ broken




to be continued

Ok Solid Snake I need you to post and tell me what to do.also DarkPiccolo has broken his arm what is my new assignment.

WHAT IS OUR PRIZE THOUGH?

???

??? What do we get though?

Dark Picolo: Uuuugh... I think I can't go any farther...
Gotenks: You can handle anything, just regenerate!
Dark Picolo: [struggles up] REGENERATION!!! As he regenerated, the captain solgier came and said.
This place is resticted... get out of here while you still can weaklings...
[The door was opening as the army came in the captain locked the only way out so no one would escape]
They were against an army of over one hundred million people in it.]

To be continued...

STOP WITH THE 3 POSTING!!!

[quote:post_uid0="wilsontieu"]Dark Picolo: Uuuugh... I think I can't go any farther...
Gotenks: You can handle anything, just regenerate!
Dark Picolo: [struggles up] REGENERATION!!! As he regenerated, the captain solgier came and said.
This place is resticted... get out of here while you still can weaklings...
[The door was opening as the army came in the captain locked the only way out so no one would escape]
They were against an army of over one hundred million people in it.]

To be continued...[/quote]
First of all, DarkPiccilo may have that name, but in this particular story, he can't regenerate, and I can't go Super Saiyan. Its a realistic story about secret agents trying to stop some missiles from starting a war with the world and the US. And how do you spell soldier wrong? Another thing, 100,000,000 is about 2/5 of the US's population. Did you go crazy when you posted that? We (I) will allow you to enter the story line, but don't exagerate it too much. I think you get the point now...right?

[quote:post_uid0="wilsontieu"]WHAT IS OUR PRIZE THOUGH?[/quote]
what are you an idiot?

[quote:post_uid0="SBYRD5"]Ok Solid Snake I need you to post and tell me what to do.also DarkPiccolo has broken his arm what is my new assignment.[/quote]
you sure it's broken? anyway if your in the control room, reroute the targets and set them all them onto the base. that way, the missles will all hit the base if darkpiccolo cant disarm them. and for all three of you: ELLIMINATE BLOFIED!!

.....But solid Snake I know I'll escape,but what about...gotenks and DarkPiccolo? would they not also blow up with the base.

I'm saying this sir because DarkPiccolo hasbroken his arm and he may not be able to disarm the missles in time.....hmmm,but I will carry out my mission at anyrate.I'm ending my connection sir.

*Static is heard from SBYRD5's radio*

*Pro.hojo knockson the door*

Pro.Hojo=Hurry up and lets go.

SBYRD5=Alright I'm coming professor.

*SBYRD5 flushes the toliet..even though he didn't use it and washed his hands ad left th bathroom*

Dr.Acky=As I was informing you a like my sugar cubes cut in the circumference of a circle..don't do it again SBYRD5.

SBYRD5=(Thinking=It's hard to believe these two jackasses are the two most brilliant minds in the world) Sorry I'll remeber next time.

Dr.Acky=You better. :angryfire:

*The party approach the control room's enterance*

Security Door=ID card and rank needed for enterance

Dr.Hojo=Here's mine and Dr.Acky and we have an guest.

Security Door=Loading......Access Granted.

*The control room's doors opens*

Dr.Acky=Please let's progress.Oh and SBYRD5.....please hand me my coffee.

SBYRD5=Right away sir.

*Hands him the smooth rich vanilla creamed german coffee*

Dr.Acky=*Sips*Umm Indeed great coffee let's proceed.

*The group proceeds into the work area of all the military agents of..and the General of Arms approaches SBYRD5*

General of Arms=Yes good job rookie.

*Takes the Strong Dark Black coffee from SBYRD5*

General of Arms=Why are you still here?

Pro.hojo=He's with us we need his help.

General of Arms=Why would you need rookies help.

SBYRD5=Permission to speak

General of Arms=Permission denied.I will allow you to work with these two professors.

Dr.Acky=What are you doing here any away Henry?

General of Arms=Oh I come here to see the progress of the missle project,and to check my private messages at XMVSSF online's offical forum.

Everyone=Else you too.

General of Arms=Back to work SLACKERS..I'm leaving to go to my courters to take a nap monitor the process of these will you?

Pro.Hojo=Yea,yea, we'll watch these rookies of science.

*General Henry of Arms leaves the control room*

Pro.Hojo=Ok all of you rookies clear out let the real scientist get to work.

Followers of Hojo and Acky=Yes sir!!

*The group of scientist head towards the cafe*

Dr.Acky=Now is your chance SBYRD5.

SBYRD5=Right.

*SBYRD5 sits down and the control panel and begins to reroute the missles for the base*

SBYRD5=Ok it's down we have about 15 hours to leave this base...

Dr.Acky=I'm not leaving

Pro.Hojo=I'll 2nd that motion.

SBYRD5=Why?

Pro.Hojo=If we both live terroist countries will continue to kidnap Dr.Acky and myself for our knowledge of bomb and cheical fume warfare knowledge.

Dr.Acky=We dediced if we die here the carnage,and lives lost invain will end for a atleast a short peroid of time.

SBYRD5=If your aimming for peace that can only be achived by force.

Pro.Hojo=Incorrect exstudent carnage only brings more carnage.So since our minds are used only for war on countries and not something honorable like ending world hunger....we will end our lives here.

SBYRD5=what will you profit from this....

Dr.Acky=Nothing,but when my mind is made that is the action I will take without hesitation.

Pro.Hojo=Indeed maybe you should die with us you don't have a special someone to live for,and your life only brings on more hate.

SBYRD5=I have someone I love her name is....Sportschick155(Haa sports might find this funny),and my family....I can't die not.....tell I see the day when peace is granteed to the future generation.

Dr.Acky=Could you really return to her with dirty hands....smeared with the blood of the lifes you've taken.

SBYRD5=Indeed, I've taken lives,but I'm a solider,and I know no other way to peace.When I do take a life from this world I pray for there souls.

Pro.Hojo=So your christian....how could you be a scientist and a christian....science clearly shows there is no GOD...

SBYRD5=Some things you just have to believe in.

*SBYRD5 lights up a cig*

SBYRD5=I can't see myself living any other way then the way I live now. I might be doing the wrong thing,but I do it for the people I love.I must make haste later Professors.

*SBYRD5 leaves the controlroom*

Dr.Acky=Do you think he will escape the area in time.

Pro.Hojo=For once I don't know the answer....
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general SolidSnake76 to dark piccolo, respond.

*start transmission *

Darkpiccolo: Piccolo here.
SolidSnake76: listen, i need you to disarm as much bombs as you can. and show gotenks how to do it.
Darkpiccolo: yes sir. but what about our escape?
SolidSnake76: there should be a loading tunnel south of the silo. a large door according to our radar. listen your gonna have to head down a mile and a half deep down to the silos. theres only 32 hours left. get going and stay in the dark.
Darkpiccolo: got it sir. and i manage to get there. over and out.

*end transmission*

SolidSnake76 to SBYRD5.

*start Transmission*

SBYRD5: yes sir
SolidSnake76: you alone?
SBYRD5: yes sir.
SolidSnake76: good.
SBYRD5: what is it?
SolidSnake76i found a special escape route and a ride.
SBYRD5: yeah?
SolidSnake76: a helicopter, a CH-160 Apache.
SBYRD5: really?
SolidSnake76: yes. fully loaded and all. and while your up in the air fire 6 hydras. there the most powerful air to surface missiles you have. that way, the base will blow up along with the 10 stealth nuclear missiles.
SBYRD5: but what about dark piccolo and gotenks?
SolidSnake76: theres a loading tunnel that leads to the silo. they will escape from there but i still want you to pick them up.
SBYRD5: got it sir. uh oh. got to go.
SolidSnake76: and that card you told me about is the..............................

*end transmission*

***DarkPiccolo & Gotenks arrive at the Silo***

Dark Piccolo: Damn this isnt gonna be easy..... too many guards...hmmmm i cant fight in my condition so we gotta lay low like Snake said.

Gotenks: there is no time we have less than 32hours left to disarm the siloes and high tail it outta here.

Dark Piccolo: Understood................hmmmmmm ***looks for solution to the problem :lookaround: .got it

Gotenks: what Dark..??

Dark Piccolo: see that?? the guard in the left tower is armed with STINGER MISSILES.......I figure if you can gain control of that weapon then you could cause a diversion long enough for me to disarm all of the missles.........

Gotenks: i like that idea......but are you sure you wanna go for it alone?? and how am i supposed to get up there un detected??

DarkPiccolo: simple did you forget that we were trained to use the most advanced form of camaflage??

Gotenks: coughs......cardboard box???

Dark Piccolo: yup :lol:



hey Gotenks tell what happens next bro.

OK bro...

Gotenks: Now where would I find a box around here? Oh yeah. The storage room. Suckers.

DarkPiccilo: I hope this doesn't take long...

Gotenks: And now to complete my objective. But it just wouldn't seem right for him to teach me how to disable a bomb. I never was good at bombs. Bombs suck. Lol. Now where do I go to get to the tower?

As Gotenks proceeds to the tower, SBYRD5 is on his way to the chopper. And DarkPiccilo is just waiting...on Gotenks...

DarkPiccilo: I lnew I should have brought those cards.

Gotenks: Well, I'm here...safe.
Guard #1: Huh?
Gotenks: Thats my phrase! Well, that was easy. I guess those tazers do work on these guys. Hey suckers!!! Look at me!!!

DarkPiccilo: Nows my chance! Crap, where did I put that FS? Ah, here it is.

Loud *Beep*

SBYRD5: Aha! Found you. I'm guessing that noise is Gotenks and DarkPiccilo. Now I'll be on my way.

General of Arms: I meant what I said. Now, you shall die!

As SBYRD5 and the General of Arms engage in an intense fight, DarkPiccilo is almost done disabling the missiles. And Gotenks is almost out of missiles.

SBYRD5: I see you're a General for a reason, but I shall finish this.
*Takes out M-16.*
General of Arms: And you think all we specialize in is fighting and missiles. I have an ace. A mobile suit!!!
SBYRD5: Liar!!! Woah!
SBYRD5 falls to the ground because of a massive quake.
SBYRD5: Maybe he wasn't. The chopper!
SBYRD5 gets into the chopper hoping he has a chance against the infamous, once thought fictional, mobile suits.

Gotenks: Are you done yet?! I'm out of missiles and their coming up here. I cant' take em' all out with the M-16!
DarkPiccilo: 3...2...1...Now!!!

*snake observes the radar* c'mon boys, hurry up.

Mr. Jenkins: SIR!!!! THERES A INCOMING R-225 STINGER!!!
Snake: WHAT!?!?!! oh damn!!

*grabs a stinger missile launcher and head outside*

gaurd1: sir? is there a problem?
snake: increase security and patrols. they might have found us.

*the other stinger is getting closer within 1/2 a mile*

snake:as-ta-levesta, baby!!

*fires the missile launcher. they intercept.*

snake: blofield found us!
gaurd2: then why didnt he just kill us with a stealth missile?
Snake: either they cant make it any smaller or he's just playing with us. stay alert men.

*snake heads back inside*

snake: damn it's cold.
Mr. coleman: sir, we getting a call from blofield himself.
snake: let me hear it.


blofield: general solidsnake. So good to see you again.
Snake: stop playing games blofield!!
blofield: oh but this isn

I'm afriad I can't fight a mobile suit Gundam I must withdraw before th base explodes.

*SBYRD5 flies to safety range and waits to pick up gotenks and Dark Piccolo...but he sees something*

SBYRD5=What the hell is that General Snake in that military vehicle.(Thinking=I better Radio him so he can aviod the General of Arms Mobile Suit Gundam).

How did a gundam get into this?
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Snake: SBY GET OUT OF THAT CHOPPER!! NOW!!!!
SBYRD5: WHAT?!??
Snake: you heard me!!!

*sby gets out seconds before it blows up*

SBYRD5: sir?
Snake: Where darkpiccolo?
SBYRD5: He didn

Gotenks: There are two Blofield's!!! Two I say, two!!!
DarkPiccilo: dubya tee eff?! Which on should we go for?
Gotenks: Let me think...
*Gotenks thinks for 5 seconds...we're pressed for time here.*
Gotenks: Well, the real Blofield is most likely at our base, and the android is in the Bahamas to throw us off. We'll have to get someone to kill them both.
DarkPiccilo: But how did you get this info?
Gotenks: Later.
*Gotenks radios the base entrance guards on a different frequency.*
Gotenks: Kill everyone in the base HQ rooms! Now!
Guard #1: But, sir...
Gotenks: Now!!!
Guards: Yes sir! Over and...
*DarkPiccilo radios the underwater base near a deserted island.*
DarkPiccilo: Find Blofield and take out any one near him. Got that?! No questions!
Gotenks: Did you change frequencies?
DarkPiccilo: Whoops...
Gotenks: If Blofield says a thing about what you just said, then we'll know that its really him in our base.
DarkPiccilo: Here's the room. What to do now?
Gotenks: I have these mini masks. Do you have any idea what a neutron cannon is?
DarkPiccilo: Nope...
Gotenks: Well...
*Gotenks quickly gives DarkPiccilo a lesson on the neutron cannon.*
DarkPiccilo: Ok. Got that. Lets go!!!

SBYRD5=General can we even survive this?

*General snake begins to light up a cig,but remebers there is gas in the room*

Solid Snake=Rookie you don't have permission to smoke

SBYRD5=Yes sir.

*SBYRD5 puts cigs away*

SBYRD5=Permission to speak

G.Solid Snake=Permission to speak....at a time like this.I'm proud you still have respect for your superiors SBYRD5.When I was a ###### Solider I was all flash and I never listened to my peers.

SBYRD5=What are you saying sir.

*Snake inhales and exhales*

SolidSnake=If you want to be a hero like your father byrd show me....show me that you have the makings of a nation's hero.

SBYRD5=Snake...I'm not half the solider you are defeated an whole army by yourself.No normal man could do that.

*Snake stares at SBYRD5*

SolidSnake=We will continue this briefing some other time solider when off duty.

*SBYRD5 takes out two oxygen makes he found in the closet will he was working earlier*

Snake=Good job solider.

*Snake and SBYRD5 gear up and head for the area assigned by Solid Snake to be at*
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Godspeed, DarkPiccolo,and Gotenks.....godspeed

SBYRD IS GONE........this thread seems so dead now.. damn we could have atleast finished the story. well Gotenks you can finish our side if you want :(

ay dios mio!
each one of these post is like as long as a Stephen King novel.

final battle part 1
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snake: where could they be?
sbyrd5: try call them.

*snake radio darkpiccolo*

darpiccolo:SIR!! WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!!
snake: WHERE ARE YOU?
darkpiccolo: THESE MEN GOT US SURROUNDED BY THE SILO ENTRANCE! WE ONLY SET TWO CHARGES BEFORE THEY CAME. GOTENKS IS STILL....AAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGG...........*static*
snake: piccolo? PICCOLO?!? damn.

sby: now what do we do?
snake: set the charges.
sby: why? we traped here.

*snake looks past the doorway*

snake: not we not. hand me the sniper rifle.

*with perfect aim snake shoots out the laser array power generator*

sby: alright.
snake: lets go.

snake and sby run down the corrider and run into a gaurd*

snake: *whispers* hold it.
sby: a gaurd?

snake creeps up to the corner then swings out with the 9mm drawn*

FREEZE!
gotenk: dont shoot.
snake: gotenks? what happen to dark piccolo?
gotenks: a grenade. so far i've set 3 charges.
snake: well there is a submarine bay around here. and arcording to our location it leads out to the bering strait.
gotenks: well where is it.
snake: i dont know.
sby: how about this hatch?

*sby opens it and finds a triggered grenade*

snake: RUN!

all 3 get blown away into a revolving wall*

sby: what the...
snake: the bay.

*they head down the staircase to a large russain sub*

gotenks: a russain sub? what is that doing here.
Snake: no time. sby open the underwater doors. i get the sub started.

*when snake enters he see someone in a chair*

Blofield: good evening, solid snake.

I didn't lie about me leaving this forum,but I will not ruin Solid Snakes story so I post in this topic tell the story is over once then...I'm gone.

seems the BYRD MANS BACK!!! now the story can continue.................... right? i'll post more later yawnz need sleep :sleepy:

i will go :) but if i can't get games on the moon, no

[quote:post_uid0="ajtimbs"]i will go :) but if i can't get games on the moon, no[/quote]
what the hell r u talking about?

final battle part 2
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blofield: goodevening solid snake.

*snake pulls out the 9mm and fires 12 rounds but they all pass blofield*

blofield: amazing isnt it, the new sheilding technology.
snake: sheild this.

*snake throws a punch but blofield catches it*

blofield: did you think i would be vulnerable since our last fight?

*blofield kicks snake and tosses him with one push*

snake: what the hell are you? your not blofield.
blofield: but i am. and thanks to genictics and the genome soldiers, i am far more powerful than you ever be.

*both men get up*

*cracks knuckles and pulls out a sword*i enjoy doing this....

*sby appears*

sby: snake?
snake: start the sub now!

*they engage. blofield nearly slices snake and dodges the first punch then slices across snake's mid-section*

snake: aaarrrrgggggg...........aahhhhhhhhhhh.............
blofield: poor fool. now you die.

*gotenks comes down nearly cutting blofields head off*

blofield: what?
gotenks: i dont think so.

*blofield pulls out two swords. both men engage*

blofield: so snake trained you well
gotenks: not with a sword.

*gotenks cuts blofields leg then misses his right arm. but blofield cuts the left arm*

blofield: too bad boy. a cut to the leg is nothing compared to a cut on the arm.

*again gotenks swings towards blofield, but blofield hits the chest*

gotenks: *gasping*
blofield: ha ha ha

*they engage once more but gotenks kicks him into the torpedo tube*

gotenks: SBY FIRE TORPEDO TUBE 3

*sby fires and blofield is out in the cold freezing water*

snake: get us out of here now!

*snake sets off all the c4 charges. the team makes it to the bering strait*

snake: set a course for anchorage. i radio back to D.C.

snake: secretary of defense
secretary of defense: yes soldier
snake: base destroyed
secretary of defense: good. any hostages?
snake: no. but it was an old friend who started this, blofield.
secretary of defense: well is he dead now
wish i know for sure but he should be. he went with the base.
secretary of defense: i expect a full debriefing when your back at D.C.
snake: yes sir.

SBYRD5=Sir gotenks is bleeding severely....will he survive?

*Snake lights a cig*

Solid Snake=We'll take him to the infirmary as soon as we get back to base...

*Exhales and blows a cloud donut into the air*

SBYRD5=DarkPiccolo didn't make it.....did he sir.....

Solid Snake=In this line of duty a lose is expected,but DarkPiccolo was one of our finest soldiers....

*As the veteran solider explains to SBYRD5 the concepts of war there is a knocking outside the submarine unit*

Gotenks=*Hack* *hack* What is that sound.....

SolidSnake=At this moment SBYRD5 your my lead man check the submarine unit for that knocking.

*SBYRD5 exmamines outside the temper glassed windows to see a gasping for life DarkPiccolo*

SolidSnake=what is it Junior....SBYRD5.....bird?

*SBYRD5 had already left the submarine unit in a water suit specialy made for deep below freezing waters*

Narrator=Understand DarkPiccolo is trained to hold his breath for a maximum of 6 min.s,but the cold tempertures could end his life.

Dark Piccolo can feel his life slipping away from him....his life flashing before his very eyes...

because of his broken arm it is virtually imposible for him to get closer to the sub......but he struggles on kicking like a maniac........ his eyes slowly begin to close when he notices something swimming in his direction


Dark Piccolo thinks: is that you SBYR............................................



Dark Piccolo blacks out.

*The cold waters is a numbing power*

SBYRD5=(Thinking=DarkPiccolo,don't die you bastard you owe me a new CD Player. :angryfire: )

*DarkPiccolo has fainted from the numbing artic waters)

SBYRD5=(Thinking=####)

*SBYRD5 struggels to grab DarkPiccolo,and return to the submarine with his own life still intact*

SBYRD5=(Thinking=Why am i risking my ass once agian,and the general is just chilling,and smoking a cig....I better get a higher ranking for this.....crap)

*SBYRD5 grabs the numbed,and depleted DarkPiccolo,and begins to swim back to the submarine unit*
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Meanwhile (Inside the Submarine Unit)

*Inside the submarine unit Gotenks finds something odd*

Gotenks=Why the hell is this escape hatch open.*hack**hack*

*Gotenks closes the door to the deploying unit.(The way SBYRD5 left the submarine*

Gotenks=I better lock this so the water pressure won't crush us alive if the sub breaks.

*Gotenks locks the door*

Gotenks=SBYRD5 were are you I need you to take care of my wound since you are the only one of us soliders here that know First Ade.....SBYRD5 :( .

SolidSnake=Yo, bring me a beer gotenks,and SBYRD5 get my cigars..me,and you are going to celebrate....SBYRD5?
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Meanwhile(Outside the sub)

SBYRD5=Damn...*bubbled*

SBYRD5=(Thinking=Dark Piccolo wake up wake the hell up)

*Dark Piccolo had maybe falling into so deep of a sleep he may never wake*