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Windarossa 08-01-2005 12:20 PM

[quote:post_uid0="~Mastermax~"][quote:post_uid0="gieandfer"][quote:post_uid0="Venomous-Ninja"][quote:post_uid0="gieandfer"]if kids were here id doubt theyd come in here and if they did, they would have no clue as to what were talking about[/quote]
Ahem, ahem....

I happen to be kid, around 10 and your saying I can't understand what your saying here....

As I said before

Ahem, ahem....[/quote]
10 years old is still reasonable to know what a penis is. ur not really a kid man ur kinda old[/quote]
yes but the worm won't come out of the hole until at least age 12.
[/quote]
dubya tee eff!!!! AAAAHAHAHAHAH.... you FREAK! :D

loadingbar 08-01-2005 01:17 PM

my god... dubya tee eff??? that was a really bad comparison... thats like saying the flashlight gets turned on when its used... dubya tee eff

MEGA_DRACOS_XRL 08-01-2005 01:26 PM

[quote:post_uid0="Windarossa"][quote:post_uid0="~Mastermax~"][quote:post_uid0="gieandfer"][quote:post_uid0="Venomous-Ninja"][quote:post_uid0="gieandfer"]if kids were here id doubt theyd come in here and if they did, they would have no clue as to what were talking about[/quote]
Ahem, ahem....

I happen to be kid, around 10 and your saying I can't understand what your saying here....

As I said before

Ahem, ahem....[/quote]
10 years old is still reasonable to know what a penis is. ur not really a kid man ur kinda old[/quote]
yes but the worm won't come out of the hole until at least age 12.[/quote]
dubya tee eff!!!! AAAAHAHAHAHAH.... you FREAK! :D
[/quote]
whats the definiton of it hmmm

.. uhh how can he be a freak by saying the worm can't come out of the hole until hes 12.

what is the world coming too today?

Elena 08-01-2005 02:23 PM

[quote:post_uid0="MEGA_DRACOS_XRL"][quote:post_uid0="Windarossa"][quote:post_uid0="~Mastermax~"][quote:post_uid0="gieandfer"][quote:post_uid0="Venomous-Ninja"][quote:post_uid0="gieandfer"]if kids were here id doubt theyd come in here and if they did, they would have no clue as to what were talking about[/quote]
Ahem, ahem....

I happen to be kid, around 10 and your saying I can't understand what your saying here....

As I said before

Ahem, ahem....[/quote]
10 years old is still reasonable to know what a penis is. ur not really a kid man ur kinda old[/quote]
yes but the worm won't come out of the hole until at least age 12.[/quote]
dubya tee eff!!!! AAAAHAHAHAHAH.... you FREAK! :D[/quote]
whats the definiton of it hmmm

.. uhh how can he be a freak by saying the worm can't come out of the hole until hes 12.

what is the world coming too today?
[/quote]
The definition of hmm...is just like thinking to yourself...kind of like a tsk..tsk...shame on you kind of thing...

As for the worm thing...it's a nasty little metaphor

MEGA_DRACOS_XRL 08-01-2005 02:42 PM

[quote:post_uid0="Elena"][quote:post_uid0="MEGA_DRACOS_XRL"][quote:post_uid0="Windarossa"][quote:post_uid0="~Mastermax~"][quote:post_uid0="gieandfer"][quote:post_uid0="Venomous-Ninja"][quote:post_uid0="gieandfer"]if kids were here id doubt theyd come in here and if they did, they would have no clue as to what were talking about[/quote]
Ahem, ahem....

I happen to be kid, around 10 and your saying I can't understand what your saying here....

As I said before

Ahem, ahem....[/quote]
10 years old is still reasonable to know what a penis is. ur not really a kid man ur kinda old[/quote]
yes but the worm won't come out of the hole until at least age 12.[/quote]
dubya tee eff!!!! AAAAHAHAHAHAH.... you FREAK! :D[/quote]
whats the definiton of it hmmm

.. uhh how can he be a freak by saying the worm can't come out of the hole until hes 12.

what is the world coming too today?[/quote]
The definition of hmm...is just like thinking to yourself...kind of like a tsk..tsk...shame on you kind of thing...

As for the worm thing...it's a nasty little metaphor
[/quote]
hmm not yur friendly definition, but hers, please

and he was talkin about...

eh nvm ... we already know about so let's get off of that, shall wee?

loadingbar 08-01-2005 02:49 PM

okay... so what do all of you like better tacos or sausages as quoted from 50 first dates... its a retorical question so anyway... i just wanted to post that



Edited By loadingbar on 1122933022

Virtual Fighter 08-01-2005 04:50 PM

Oh, and did I menation?














PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS

Venomous-Ninja 08-01-2005 05:31 PM

[quote:post_uid0="Windarossa"][quote:post_uid0="~Mastermax~"][quote:post_uid0="gieandfer"][quote:post_uid0="Venomous-Ninja"][quote:post_uid0="gieandfer"]if kids were here id doubt theyd come in here and if they did, they would have no clue as to what were talking about[/quote]
Ahem, ahem....

I happen to be kid, around 10 and your saying I can't understand what your saying here....

As I said before

Ahem, ahem....[/quote]
10 years old is still reasonable to know what a penis is. ur not really a kid man ur kinda old[/quote]
yes but the worm won't come out of the hole until at least age 12.[/quote]
dubya tee eff!!!! AAAAHAHAHAHAH.... you FREAK! :D
[/quote]
That is really sick man, really sick.

marvel911 08-01-2005 05:33 PM

How come we can freely type 'penis' , as VF demonstrated, with no censor, yet we cannot type "VAGlNA" in the correct way?

loadingbar 08-01-2005 05:58 PM

i really have no idea, it doesnt make sense to me either...

Venomous-Ninja 08-01-2005 05:59 PM

I dunno, I wonder how they could forget that. Or maybe they thought censoring Vagala proved a point not to type the man's part correctly.

Elena 08-01-2005 06:29 PM

Vagala...hehehehehehe

Venomous-Ninja 08-01-2005 07:08 PM

WILL YOU SHUT UP?!?!

gieandfer 08-01-2005 07:34 PM

well wind, heres my list

0-2:babies
3-6:kids
6-12:old
13-24:older
25-64:seniors
65-year before death: elders

secondly i didnt say if ur 10 ur "worm" doesnt develop. i jus said its old enough to know what a penis is

third the reason we can type in penis and not ###### is cause penis is spelled many different ways. but the one thats censored is the one witht he "a" in it

Windarossa 08-01-2005 09:59 PM

[quote:post_uid0="gieandfer"]0-2:babies
3-6:kids
6-12:old
13-24:older
25-64:seniors
65-year before death: elders
[/quote]
25-64 seniors!? ROFL!!! :D :D :D

loadingbar 08-02-2005 12:31 AM

23-40 should be adults and 41-64 should be elders

gieandfer 08-03-2005 06:58 PM

nah 41 isnt too old to be considered elderly

Elena 08-04-2005 08:45 AM

Erm...you guys seem to have it wrong....
1-2 - Babies
3-5 - Toddlers
6-10 - Kids
11-12 - Preteens
13-20 - Teens...yes I know 20 is in there but for insurance...you still have the high rates of a teen
21-35 - Adult
36-50 - Midlife Crisis...b/c you know it's hard out here for a Pi-ump...I just heard that annoying song...and it's about Midlife Crisis for a pi-ump
51 - and on - senior

MEGA_DRACOS_XRL 08-04-2005 09:12 AM

when yu 5 years old yu know sum things about sexual intercourse....

loadingbar 08-04-2005 10:32 AM

keyword, some, lol, or should i say, sum

gieandfer 08-04-2005 05:43 PM

[quote:post_uid0="Elena"]Erm...you guys seem to have it wrong....
1-2 - Babies
3-5 - Toddlers
6-10 - Kids
11-12 - Preteens
13-20 - Teens...yes I know 20 is in there but for insurance...you still have the high rates of a teen
21-35 - Adult
36-50 - Midlife Crisis...b/c you know it's hard out here for a Pi-ump...I just heard that annoying song...and it's about Midlife Crisis for a pi-ump
51 - and on - senior
[/quote]
thats what everyone considers but im not wrong. its jsut my opnions. opinons arent wrong :biggrin:

azncat 08-04-2005 09:52 PM

wasnt there a incident like this but it was a boy in the bathroom at a baseball game? got his whosajigga cut off by a guy o_O

loadingbar 08-04-2005 10:02 PM

im not sure, i never heard about that one, but i heard about the guy who got is alter ego stuck in a machine while he was working(got all grinded up) it was on hbo, his wang looked so deformed :p

gieandfer 08-04-2005 10:11 PM

ah wangs get cut off all the time. i hear it all the time on the news. it freakin hurts though. the wang is a sensitive blessing.

azncat 08-04-2005 10:17 PM

[quote:post_uid0="loadingbar"]im not sure, i never heard about that one, but i heard about the guy who got is alter ego stuck in a machine while he was working(got all grinded up) it was on hbo, his wang looked so deformed :p[/quote]
why were you looking at his wang? o_O you are a guy right...?

loadingbar 08-04-2005 10:20 PM

n-n-n-n-no you got me all wrong i am a guy, but it was on hbo, on hbo they dont censor that crap... i changed the channel soon afterwards tough... too gross

gieandfer 08-04-2005 10:26 PM

[quote:post_uid0="loadingbar"]n-n-n-n-no you got me all wrong i am a guy, but it was on hbo, on hbo they dont censor that crap... i changed the channel soon afterwards tough... too gross[/quote]
or did u o_0

loadingbar 08-04-2005 10:29 PM

i changed the channel because during the show they had guys pulling trucks with their manhood... good thing they were wearing cloths so you souldnt see it

gieandfer 08-04-2005 10:36 PM

i thought u changed it the minute u saw their manhood?

loadingbar 08-04-2005 10:45 PM

lol, its not like it was zooming in or haveing a 12 minute section where it showed it, it showed a couple of brief seconds, it just kept on getting weirder... damn you shocktv!

gieandfer 08-04-2005 11:12 PM

o sure blame the shocktv

loadingbar 08-05-2005 11:09 AM

i do blame it, and hbos late night television

azncat 08-06-2005 06:23 AM

lol you weird load thing o_O isnt that shock thingy about erotic tv shows that couldnt make it to tv cuz it was too mature? so they cramped all that crap into 1 video and show it on hbo?

mastergrim8 08-06-2005 06:31 PM

windarossa please close this topic it's just dead girl

Windarossa 08-06-2005 11:44 PM

[color=#810541:post_uid11][b:post_uid11]I was going to close this topic, but than a friend sent me these articles. Since they relates to this topic I decided to post them here. I WARN YOU!! IT'S EEEKKKYY!! VERYYYY EKKKKYY!![/b:post_uid11] ~_~"
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[b:post_uid11]1.[/b:post_uid11]
"Police in Malaysia say a [b:post_uid11]man cut off his own penis and then fried and ate it.[/b:post_uid11] A police spokesman says the 34-year-old man took drugs before he went to bed Friday night and heard the voices when he woke up. He didn't realize what he had done until he saw the blood."

http://wcbs880.com/water/watercooler...195185728.html

Their is one very important lesson from this story kids... [b:post_uid11]DON'T DO DRUGS![/b:post_uid11]

[b:post_uid11]2.[/b:post_uid11]
"An elderly Romanian man [b:post_uid11]mistook his penis for a chiken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it,[/b:post_uid11]"

http://www.weirdspot.com/index.php/848

I don't really know what the lesson is... Well, don't chase and cook chikens with your winky out for the world to see! '~'

[b:post_uid11]3.[/b:post_uid11]
A 40-year-old man is recovering in hospital in The Philippines [b:post_uid11]after cutting off his penis and eating it.[/b:post_uid11]
Asked about Ernesto Almonte's mental state, a hospital spokesman said: "If you cut your sex organ and then eat it, then something is wrong with you."
[b:post_uid11]The incident is not the first time a man has severed his own penis and devoured it.[/b:post_uid11]

http://www.onescience.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=1578

Their have been quite a few incidents concerning this issue... dubya tee eff!?!? :Oo:[/color:post_uid11]

azncat 08-07-2005 09:12 PM

whyd you start a topic about thingys anyway o_O people can just read it off the internet anyway or t.v. =)

Windarossa 08-08-2005 05:39 PM

[quote:post_uid0="azncat"]whyd you start a topic about thingys anyway o_O people can just read it off the internet anyway or t.v. =)[/quote]
Most people don't watch the news or read it online. So for those that don't, I posted these weird news articles so they would know what is going on with people these days. :rolleyes:

gieandfer 08-08-2005 05:43 PM

man they mustve been really high to eat their own penis. did they even feel the pain?

Windarossa 08-09-2005 03:32 PM

It's says that most of them just passed out and woke up covered in blood... The sick part is, that they didn't die from such an injury. I would think a man would die from the pain and blood loss, but I guess a penis isn't as vita of an organ as we would think it to be. lolz :laugh:


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