Anz_boi make ur banner smaller.

And heres a diss:
Ur teeth are so yellow when you went to go see a movie and smiled ppl started to tell you to turn off the light.

And some jokes:
Your mommas she walked out with high heels and came back with flip-flops.
Your momma so dark when she put on some orange lipstick ppl thought she was a cheeseburger. :laughlong: does that sound racist to you?? if so. sorry.

that last 1 was great :D

theres a girl at a beach. she has no arms and no legs. a dude comes by and sees her crying. he asks her "why are y crying?" She says "icnever had a conversation with anyone before. "
So the man made a conversation with her. The next day the man goes back and sees her crying even more. He asks her "Why are u crying?" She saysc" I never been kissed before." So the man kisses her.

The next day the man goes back and she's still crying. He asks her "why are u crying?" She says i never been f**k** before. So the man picks her up, throws her in the ocean, and says "There now you're f**k**!"

I've heard all the Jokes before, besides DA_VIPAs, with the Teacher thing. And my two fav. from those are: Vipas' and machine1s' recent one!
LMFAO!!!


Oh and here are two to get me started:
#1
Dad: Son, you need a Hobby, keep THAT up and you'll go blind!

#2
Dad: Son, you SERIOUSLY have to StoP doing that, or you're gonna get Blind someday.
Son: Yo Dad, I'm over here!!

( You have to "GET" them before you laugh! )

im not sure i understand ...was the dad talking to his d*** or something?

yeah,me 2 ???

I think the dad himself is blind.
Oh and hears another joke:
Y did the bald man cut holes in his pocket?


Because he wanted to run his fingers thur his hair.

[quote:post_uid0="Elena"]I think the dad himself is blind.[/quote]
That's it.. the father is blind.. cant believe i didnt figure that out

[quote:post_uid0="Elena"]I think the dad himself is blind.
Oh and hears another joke:
Y did the bald man cut holes in his pocket?


Because he wanted to run his fingers thur his hair.[/quote]
u sick lil girl :laughlong:

I think it has something to do with masterbation(Don't ask) or the dad is blind already.

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