[quote:post_uid0="DA_VIPA"]well it wasnt the funniest moment in life but...
me and a few buddies of mine just got kicked out of skool for 2 weeks for unspeakable reasons and we thought of getting revenge on our skool..we were really drunk and a bit baked as we were passin by the skool we jumped over the gate on 2 our school feild..we could see secuirity camera's and lights so we had 2 be careful..we got 2 a metalworks building..i got a brick and put it through da window and got in we found a few cupboards full of hi-tech tools and some very dangerous 1's
then we headed 2 our science building we used da tools we took from da metalwork building 2 break in2 the science building i was about 2 take a giant bag of reactive alkali metals and a big bottle of sulphuric acid till we heard the siren of the police we ran as fast as we could 2 a safe place till we saw the helicopter(police) fly right over our heads my friends and i ran again this time with a police car after us !! we out ran them in2 a feild we were so tired that we went 2 sleep in the feild only 2 wake up in jail...which is wher i am right now...[/quote]
lol your in jail but that was pretty cool what you did.....

i think my funniest moment wuz when me and a friend went to this other neighborhood, behind ours, and rang the doorbell on a house with alot of cars in it... then we ran all the way bqck to our neighborhood, down the hill, and into the street. and just as we got a big-ass f250 truck was chasing me and my friend. so we ran all the way to the woods and ran into the woods. then the truck just sat there, for like 15 minutes, and finally, it left...

the other one is- it was real late at night we were all at that same friends house. it was like a sleep over. one of my friends lived in the same neighborhood, he forgot something at his house. (wich is at the beginning of the neighborhood. so we walked all the way up there, and on the way back, we ran all the way with our shirts on our heads saying " I AM CORNHOLIO". i think someone came out of their house and said " SHUT UP"... :D



Edited By akuma_forever on Jan. 28 2003 at 17:28

My funniest moment was when i knocked myself unconsious.

i was playing Kengo Master of Bushido. i almost beat a master then he faked me out and stabed me. (now keep in mind i was in a bunk bed) when that happened i jumped back and said god dammit. when i turned around i saw a flash. i hit the top bar of my bunk bed. then i rolled on the floor. when i regained consiousness i felt my head. i busted my head open. thank god i didnt need stiches. :laughlong:


so the lesson is............never play videogames on a bunk bed :D

[quote:post_uid0="coolplayer2K2"]well eventully the princible did get fired and know we have this fat lady whos bum is so big and thinks -1 is so super cold and lol for the teenager he got in jail

hey hey look here jus bc ur a teenager doesnt mean u should say he should have sued bc he beat the phckin hell out oh me and know i got a broken finger thx to that stupid teenagers oh i so love teenagers NOT teenagers a bitches man espacally dat 1

and one more joke

huh too teenagers were having hard sex in front of the school yard and me and my friends threw snowballs at them[/quote]
....right...(good lord its like reading hiroglyphics)
the only thing funny is that the kid beat you up..:laugh:

my funniest moment would have to be when i was getting sized up for my marching band uniform and a hot girl (who was helping at the time) stuck her hand down my pants.. :laugh: I was like hey now. let go of my salami.
but it was an accident and now she's one of my good friends.

cool player....i somehow dont believe a word u say....and vipa..they dont give beer in jail unless u broke out for the wt got beer came back (yeah right) and then played wt lol


ok heres mine....

one time me and my friends were skating at this ghetto little carwash and we start goin back to my house to chill for awhile and some dude pulls up to us (he was old) and he was like what are u doing out this late (it was 7:30 comeon man dubya tee eff) my friend and me were like dude its not that late so hes like meh... and drives off so we head tward my house after 15 mins of skating soon we see the same guy and a cop at the wash so we bail to my friend johns house we sit on his porch kinda lookin out the windows (we were duckin) so we go in and we were nervous as hell so we walkin pretending something was funny and lauging so we could get something to drink and hide our nervousness so we go out the back...my friend john has a tree house thing so we go in there (its poopty and torn down now) and we look at the church that across the steet from my house...theres like 2 cops there so we go to the porch again....we see the cops pull away with the one old dude and make a break for my house...and the funny thing is...the wash is like a 1 min walk from my house and my friend johns house is like 2 seconds away from mine (two houses and across the street) that wasnt funny at the time but we laugh at it cause we were scared as hell :laughlong: :laughlong:

lol suprised that man good stay up THAT LATE!!! :biggrin:

aftermath watever its real neways and ya i know the poop and sex things arent really funny

I was immatating DMX and he was right behind me listening to me he thought it was funny. He gave me an autograph an all that good stuff. :biggrin:

Oh yea I got on the phone the same time as my dad,and I changed y voice to sound like a TV annoucer I said"YOU HAVE JUST PICKED UP ON A GREAT DEAL...YOU HAVE JUST WON .5 milllion unmarked dollars.....please hold.

****LATER THAT NIGHT*******

Dad=hello...hello :laughlong:

lmfao...^

Hmm.. TOOOOOOOO many to choose from..

Well if you know me in reality(personally), you'll just have a fun life!

Me and the rest of the PeoPle like me..
Oh man how good can it get!?

omg!! lmao!! u wouldnt beleive what me and me friends did friday night..

ok its bout 5am and me and my close buddy's are stoned out of our heads and were so stoned that we got the worse case of the 'munchies' but we had no moneys 2 get something from a shop so we decided 2 go 2 mcdonalds since 1 of my friends brother worked there but since it was 5 am it was closed ...
so i got my empty bottle of whisky and luzzed it at the window of ma-d's we got in and we just absolutely fu,c,ked the place up and got somthing 2 eat as well and as we were bout 2 leave ( we heard the police siren again..) we saw a gang of kids our age hanging around outside lol kids round here are sooo lairy they all think they're strong so my friend handed my air gun loaded with 1 inch wide ballbearing (mwahahahahahaha) i shot 2 of them in the leg and 1 in the head the 2 that got shot in the leg ran( but didnt get far coz my buddy's caught up and whooped their asses) and the other 1 was knocked out CLEAN! so i dragged him in2 mcdonalds and left him there for the police and my buddy's brang the other 2 next to him and we laid them down like they were having a lil gay orgie : 1stkid was juast laying there with the 2ndkid with his head in the 1st kids crotch and lastly the 3rd kid giving the 2ndkid a doggystyle....that night was different coz ...i didnt wake up in jail but im pretty sure the kids we beat the #### out of did :laugh: