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ok theres to guys first one asks the second for a dollar the second says first make me a warm pool in the desert bydigging a hole and i will give you a dollar
he dugup the hole put in water he was trying to give the dollar but it fell in the pool and it was so warm that it got burned it was theonly dollar he got so the guy died in the burning pool spending all fis life begging for a dollar :laugh: |
theres 2 guys again 1st one says dont messs with me 2nd one says actually YOU dont mess with me and pow he shoots like hell lol :laughlong: :laugh: :buttrock: :alien:
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[quote:post_uid0="stjames 2.0"]theres these 3 guys that are on a ship and the get caputred by pirates and then they said that we will let you go if you do what we say and so he tells the first one go in to the forest and get 10 apples and then he goes and then he tells thr 2 guy to go get mangos and then he goes and he told the 3 guy to go get....... cant tell you that part and then the first comes back and says ok got them and the pirates say you got to stick the apples up your but and so he does it and theres 10 apples so he says ok so 1.....2.......3......4........5.....6 and he dies and then 2 guy comes with mangos and he says stick them up your but and he says ok 1.............2..............3.............4...... .......5..........6..........7..........
.......8................9..........and he dies and he goes to heven and sees the 1 guy and the 1 guy say why did you die for you almst did it he said i saw the 3 guy come with watermelons oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo made by scott[/quote] thats a editted version of it the real one goes like this there are 7 guys on a plane. the plane crashes and 3 of the guys find out the others are cannibals. the cannibals say to the 3 guys go get some fruit. so they do . the first guy comes back with 10 apples. they tell him to stick them up his butt without laughing or moaning so he does but he starts to 1..2..3..4 then he starts to moan so they kill him. the second guy comes back with 10 grapes and he starts to stick them up his butt 1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9 then he starts to laugh and then they kill him. in heaven the first guy asks the second one why did you start laughing you were almost there then the seond guy says I saw the 3rd guy come back with watermelons thats what its supposed to be |
that was a dumb reason why he was laughing :laughlong:
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why is 6 afraid of 7...???
cuz 7....!8!....9 =? |
vordulmega i dont get your joke
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ok this time is different oh got to go
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yea the joke is theres this guy he is asking for beer to a skeleton the skeleton says uh...uh...uh...uh...
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ok theres akuma he sees ken and ryu and he does raging demon on them they dont die instead auma dies its like ken ryu did the raging demon so he does not have the raging demon poor akuma j/k he does have raging demon :buttrock:
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1 is afraid of 2 because 2 is afraid of 3 because 3 is afraid of 4.......
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